<Spoon35> my girlfriend drew a picture of an orgasm once <Spoon35> I didn't think it would look like that. <SenorWeir> was it her with another man?
Ya-leile: i either need candy or a fuck. Dan: w00t! Ya-leile cries Ya-leile: and i can't find either. Dan: *blink* DJEuphoriK: i can be over in like half an hour Dan: BWAHAHAHA Ya-leile: with candy? Ya-leile: *grin*
gadget: my god. gadget: i would give several left nuts to have a store like that.
<wangsta`> goddamnit <wangsta`> im gonna end up being that guy on tv that used the Date Rape drug to get with some prom queen <Juste> Good for you~ <wangsta`> thats bad <Juste> Use femcream while you;re at it :?P <wangsta`> i want sex, but i dont want it from inmates
* McFarlan Quit (Quit: Want to know the concept behind holy wars? 'Do you believe in god?' "No" 'OK' ::BLAM:: 'Do you believe in god?' "Yes" 'Do you believe in my god?' "No" :: BLAM BLAM BLAM :: 'My gods dick is bigger than your gods dick! ')
<draco> Yo ZEL! What's a technophiliac? <DrNoD> Sexual attraction to technology <sayn> COMPUTER FUCKER <sayn> HARD DRIVE POUNDER
doc- H/P/V/A/C . 34o megs . FiDo vect0r hp vac?? HEWLETT PACKARD MAKES A VACUUM!? vect0r I MUST GET! vect0r does it suck as much as their computers do? <vect0r because that would be a kick ass vacuum
<KingHenry> castrated men live longer <Phuser> but do castrated men really live
<Flik> That was so awesome <Flik> I need a twin just so that I could do cool things like that <KeeperX> incest porn?
<FairWtns> You know what I love about 'Law & Order'? <Badtz> nope <Badtz> do tell <FairWtns> It's hard to find a channel which isn't playing it some time during the day.
<Saotome_Ranma> goc what would you say to me if I told you that I did your mom last night? <godofcows> you have herpes! :)
<Yawgatog> You haven't lived until you've chugged a bottle of rubbing alcohol. <Yawgatog> You probably haven't died until then, either.
<ian_/#linuxwarez> Just think, in 3 years this RAM will probably be in some toxic heap in china while little chinamen pick through it with solvents to extract gold.
<Death_Blade> <FyNXeR> Pardon my spelling... but I'm from Sweden <Death_Blade> <sumbody> pardon my accent, i am from southeast asia <Death_Blade> <DrMonkey> pardon my shotgun, i'm from west virginia <@Cockroach-> lol <@Nazerath> <Nazerath> Pardon my Joint, I'm from South Eastern Kentucky. ;)
KoG_Work> God damn it... "the westbound backup to the toll plaza is horrible! west 80 is slow from central, 580 jams up from lakeshore, and north 880 is slow from the grand avenue curve. the metering lights are on, and traffic on the upper deck is slow from the incline into san francisco" ~_~ * KoG_Work ponders taking the 92... <KoG_Work> if it's backed up to lakeshore, can't even make a detour to Ikea like I normally do! <St0rmD> you go to the furniture store so much you have detours and shortcuts to get there? <DishHole> maybe ikea has a drive-through
<zimalicious> size doesnt matter. as long as you know how to use it. <Ralp> But size does matter if you have no idea what you're doing? <Mattress> hmm, I didn't really have any idea what I was doing and it was apparently awesome, does that mean I have a big penis?
* Dr_Vladimir cries at the racial discrimination.... <Dr_Vladimir> Robots are people too! <TK-421> lousy automatons * Norton flicks off muffbots switch *** Signoff: muffbot () <muffinator> :o <Norton> ONO <Dr_Vladimir> OH MY GOD! <muffinator> MOUTH TO MOUTH <Norton> eh? * Norton hooks up jumper cables to muffbot <Norton> CLEAR * Norton turns his car over *** muffbot (mister@ip68-99-108-30.hr.hr.cox.net) has joined channel #MUA <Norton> w00!!
(@TFS_FeAr)must (@TFS_FeAr)your like (@TFS_FeAr)my toy (@TFS_FeAr)bitch (+mustafa1234)No, im not 9 inches long black and made of rubber.
<tReMeR> /penis lengthen 13.5 inches <nattydr00g> penis Unknown command <tReMeR> damn these servers
<wuntvor> One thing I've noticed is that actual knowledge and certifications are inversely proportional.
<o_0--[Away]> is it true that i can get myself messed up from using the die command? <annjo> you might die
<Argus> it blows a new asshole out when i put it in though <Basic> does it get hot in there? <Basic> ....... <Basic> oh god <Basic> don't even submit that <Basic> oh, come on.
<Wretched> Right now Im having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think Ive forgotten this before.
<Macphisto> You guys keep an eye out for Chromatics new oreilly weblog titled, "How the power of perl couldn't stop Macphisto from breaking my legs."
AdrianO: Aq: I thought you'd renounced the yellow shirt of doom? Aquarion: Not totally, anyway. Aquarion: I wore it to work to see the effect. Aquarion: Said effect being, and I quote "Fucking hell, that's a loud shirt"
<acehole101> losing is not an option. <@ex-machina> no, for you it's a compulsion.
<]KOARP[-Gawd-[Aa]> you know your in too many channels when a name change causes a (..quit..) Cyp|TFC [Cypress070@host-150-206-220-24.midco.net] (Excess Flood)
<cwd> ls <cwd> oops <cwd> :\ <artrix> happens to all of us <cwd> but i only have this one terminal open
<dan-o2> I've been watching simpsons for the better portion of my life <SpaceMonkey> Your life doesn't have a better portion
<tye> and deref'ing is easy to remember because robots, ->[
, use simple integer indices while samuri, ->{ , have names
for everything, and aliens, ->( , use functional programming
[19:45] <Rydberg> TI83+! 19:46] <Moa2020> HP48 !!!! [19:46] <^JeppZer^> NOKIA! [19:46] <Moa2020> Nokia doesn't make calculators fool [19:47] <^JeppZer^> they got calculators on their phones.. DUH
<ALIVE> what was adams punishment for eating apple <MrMan> work <MrMan> pain <Kaiti> death <ana> death <Bayls> he lost ops
<Magus> # robots.txt for http://www.riaa.com/ <Magus> # questions contact blong@riaa.com <Magus> User-agent: * <Magus> Disallow: /temp/ <Magus> Disallow: /admin/ * Magus cracks up
<daenonok> you gotta be like <daenonok> "OW!!! PENIS CRAMP!! owie owie owie" <daenonok> then ask her to rub it for you :P
<merc-wrk> I just signed my contract. I'm officially here for the rest of my life <jailbait> awww im sorry :( <jailbait> how long is ur contract for? <merc-wrk> Its not contract. I can leave any time i want <jailbait> okay you saying "i just signed my contract" usually means that you signed a contract =P <merc-wrk> well, its a contract <merc-wrk> cuz I signed a piece of paper saying that I agree to the terms of the employement and understand this is my pay rate, blah, blah blah blah blah <jailbait> riiiiight * jailbait cant stop laughing <merc-wrk> bleh :P <jailbait> ahhhh my sides hurt <merc-wrk> what the hell do you call it then <merc-wrk> its a damn contract <merc-wrk> Damn you americans. Always beating up on me
<Presto> <-- dont wanna get haxord by someone who does not know what a NULL modem cable is
* moeser looks you up and down * moeser whistles <moeser> nice transfer rates... yow!
<Moeser> you don't chase whiskey <Moeser> you run away from it <Moeser> very swiftly <Moeser> and you don't make sudden moves
<djik> does it work ? <Scorpius> we're too lazy to test it <djik> so we'll never know
<@sTubby> I'm holding the SL45 right now <@PuffinFreshWog> i am holding a sl45 too <NiffTuRNaL> Im holding a PS2 control <@sTubby> I'm holding my dick <@sTubby> and 2 phones, and typing... <@sTubby> now THAT'S talent <@PuffinFreshWog> thats a lot of hands <@sTubby> nah, just 3 <@PuffinFreshWog> call the phones, if they are in the same hand as the dick <@sTubby> that'd be strangely entertaining <@PuffinFreshWog> i can't do that type of thing, my cocks needs the full atention of both hands coz it is so huge <@PuffinFreshWog> lol <@sTubby> 1 hand to rub and 1 hand to watch? <@sTubby> "backup"?
<zlut> how to make a directory? <Apollo-> mkdir <zlut> thanks <Apollo-> no problem, slut <Apollo-> err, zlut
<Slinky> boys must ALWAYS be reinforced <Apollo-> Slinky: boys? I have enough hair on my ass to knit you a sweater, and you call me a boy? ;) <Slinky> apollo, until you prove otherwise * Slinky smirks <Apollo-> oh lord <Apollo-> You DO NOT want to see my ass, trust me <PawTeeGal> better with out without hair? <Apollo-> I have 250 lbs of ass <Apollo-> I'm sure it doesn't matter whether or not it has hair