<Tovart> "She sees that he is ready to splash white liquid, so she attaches his penis on her nipple" <Dareon> O_o Oh, those inscrutable Orientals... <Zephy> lol. "With a staplegun"
* Tak777 "Rams" DodgeGrl (Tak777) are you built tough? (DodgeGrl) NOO (DodgeGrl) I am delicate like a flower (Mavrick69) 'built tough' is Ford, not Dodge.
<Tozz> WHAHAHAH <Tozz> <Tre`> I have no girl <Tozz> <Tre`> to give me sex <Tozz> <Tre`> all I have <Tozz> <Tre`> is binary and hex *** Tozz is now known as Tozz|Coden <iceblox> what does he want to tell us :>
<Gibs> I like chinese, they only come up to my knees... <Bah> My boyfriend is half chinese and he is 6 ft 3 <Gibs> so he didnt get the shortness of the chinese <Bah> yes he did.......
<Lisanne> oh FFS now my cdrom wont close <red_one> Lisanne: take the cup out first ;) <Lisanne> har har
[n] Join [sam]-[sam@sam.name] has joined #0secadmin <m0zzie> uhh sam, who are you and who gave you the key? <sam> i am sam and i didnt need a key :-) <m0zzie> hmm.. this is a private channel, please fuck off. :) [n] Mode [m0zzie]-[+b *!*sam@sam.name] <lynx> m0z, meet sam, the server admin :/ <m0zzie> oh fuck. [n] Mode [m0zzie]-[-b *!*sam@sam.name] <m0zzie> me love you long time? :>
<murder`> lol i just got the rot password to the linux machine running the network im on <m0zzie> you mean root pass? <murder`> yea whatever its called do u know some cool commands like to hack ppl? <m0zzie> try this one.. rm -rf /etc <phoenix> rofl <murder`> that one just paused for ages and came up with a few forbidden msgs <murder`> got any better ones? <m0zzie> hmm.. try rm -rf /root <murder`> that one just paused for a bit again, dont u know any to really hack someone? <agent3> lol <m0zzie> ugh, ok I guess you're gonna keep harrassing us until we tell you how to hack people aren't you? <murder`> yep <m0zzie> ok do this exactly without the quotes: "rm -rf /home" then do "shutdown -h now" <murder`> k sweet man thx!! [n] Quit [murder`]-[Read error: Connection reset by peer] <m0zzie> I'm a bastard.
<madsen> is there an online Perl-manual that resemples the php-manual. (God! That manual can bring a grown man to his knees.) * madsen panics. <madsen> I'm in love with a manual...!
<AdeptaCheese> now <AdeptaCheese> im scared to ask this <AdeptaCheese> but what the fuck <AdeptaCheese> is bukkake <Al3xand3r> :o <Al3xand3r> :x <Al3xand3r> XD <Al3xand3r> I have no idea...
<HeraldTheGreat> what's a +b? <@Kavity> It stands for +buddy, want one? <HeraldTheGreat> sure! <@Kavity> Ok! ;) --- Kavity has set a ban on: herald@*.bos.east.verizon.net <HeraldTheGreat> thanks, you guys are cool! i will be back later! * HeraldTheGreat has quit IRC (BYE NEW FRIENDS!) <@Kavity> Hehe... I don't think he will ;)
<Warokii> i got home this morning at 9am after driving all night hauling animal feed from wentachee <Warokii> and all i wanted to do was sleep <Warokii> so i slept <Warokii> and i had 1 hour of sleep in me when somebody started ringing the door bell <Warokii> and wouldnt quit <Warokii> and i was rightously peeeved for havin my sleep disturbed <Warokii> i answered the door with an half assed mind and thinking it was that tupperware saleswoman who kept coming to my block to sell plastic <Warokii> and i gave the woman a piece of my mind in the most nasty way <WillZ> and? <Warokii> .... turns out it was my mom. <kyokki> LOL! that's not good <Warokii> i think im off her will :(
* Nanuq copies the output to his hand <Nanuq> oooh, even better * Nanuq puts his hand in the printer and pipes to lpr <Nanuq> OWWW, OWWW, OWWW! <Nanuq> Okay, done. <Tron> Nanuq: Stupid! You should have used the inkjet! <Tron> *fwap*
*** Quits: Espresso (my sister is a bitch and needs this computer because her homework is already saved on it) <^Pa|Busy^> I think all words after "bitch" were probably unnecessary.
<+Saloja> How do you get the timer off? <infinitySPZ> //timer 0 1 //echo TIMERS OFF <infinitySPZ> Type that. It should help. * Timer 1 activated TIMERS OFF TIMERS OFF TIMERS OFF TIMERS OFF TIMERS OFF TIMERS OFF TIMERS OFF
<DoctorRiff> captain planet didnt teach me to save the earth, it taught me to stab hippies for giving me crap cartoons
[17:10:00] <aamir> hi [17:10:17] <aamir> hello [17:10:17] <Kelavat> hi [17:10:36] <aamir> asl plz [17:11:59] <Kelavat> oh why the hell does everyone always ask that, does it really metter what the fuck my asl is, obviously im not a kid and not very femenine so if you planning on hitting on someone just get a baseball bat and knock yourself out cause its the only beating you'll get tonight [17:13:25] <aamir> asl [17:14:20] <Kelavat> you dont get it do you, I am not going to answer your friggin asl [17:14:42] <aamir> y my dear [17:15:58] <Kelavat> you drink a lot dont you?
<Porcupine> #animefiends, lots of fun <Porcupine> [22:57] <Porcupine> [Chii], do you like your meat hot or cold <Porcupine> [22:57] <Abizoath> anyways I am off to fade into obscurity.... <Porcupine> [22:57] <Rintaun> theedge[h: not if you use good compression :P <Porcupine> [22:57] <[Chii]> porc: depends which kind <Porcupine> [22:57] <Porcupine> [Chii]: my kind <Iruja> lol <guns7007> Porc making fun of chii won't get your meat in his mouth any faster <guns7007> just offer him a buck and mention 10-10-220 <guns7007> it always works in the commercials
<E-vangelist> I just realized I've been running my laptop all day with drugs all in the pcmcia and memory slots
<phyre> my room is hot... <phyre> I'm sweating like R. Kelly at a girl scout meeting
<fretless-> slackware sucks <brain_> ...lol <fretless-> brain_: you're laughing like you know better or something <brain_> fretless-: and i'm guessin... window rules ? * fretless- smacks the shit out of brain <Flimflam> lmao <brain_> why, so you can eat it ?
<Gamer55|FUCKYOU> nah, the thing is me and wacko luv eachother, we have 20 babies :) <Gamer55|FUCKYOU> i ate them all tho :( <mik3y> whoa <mik3y> 20 babies and you're 20 <mik3y> CONSPIRACY <Gamer55|FUCKYOU> theory! <mik3y> and wacko is like 12 <Mojo> :O <mik3y> explain the math on that one <Threeboy> if there's grass on wacko's feild, I play ball.
<@mr_zap> kinda like some toilet seat incident I know about <@Glenn> hahaha <@Glenn> i went to the loo at kents place <@Glenn> forgot about the toilet seat <@Glenn> and i was like <@Glenn> fuck your toilets uncomfortable <@Glenn> and hes like, well, u gotta put the seat down
<D3KK0N> i am in such a good mood today! <JudasX> lose your virginity? <D3KK0N> many times <JudasX> your hand doesn't count <D3KK0N> even your left?
* Now talking in #9-11 <[9-11]|vS|darkwinter> cant we just have a moment of silence? <[9-11]GodLovesFiremen> YOU ARE ALL INVITED TO MY TERROR DAY BARBECUE <[9-11]GodLovesFiremen> WE WILL HAVE GAMES <[9-11]GodLovesFiremen> LIKE <[9-11]ILLuSiOnZ|GaS|> we did b4 <[ws]-storm[9-11]> hi <Will> holy shui <[9-11]GodLovesFiremen> PIN THE JET ON THE WTC TOWER <Will> no one is oped either <[9-11]GodLovesFiremen> KABOOM <nLs|rOnny[9-11]> omfg * *** G-line requested by Jaden.. (465) * Disconnected
<[PLF]TehKirby> in canada; if you rape a dog <[PLF]TehKirby> they give you money <[PLF]Sohryu> shit <[PLF]TehKirby> im serious. <[PLF]Sohryu> jesus <[PLF]Sohryu> id be rich
<[PLF]Sohryu> i dont understand why the us didnt just crush canada along time ago <[PLF]Sohryu> we wouldnt need ground troops <[PLF]Sohryu> 3 months of carpet bombing <[PLF]Sohryu> like we did in afghanistan <[PLF]Sohryu> that'l do the trick <[PLF]Sohryu> OR <[PLF]Sohryu> we could send in <[PLF]Sohryu> seal team 6 <[PLF]Sohryu> all 5 of them <[PLF]Sohryu> they would own the country in 20 minutes <[PLF]Sohryu> only becuase its so big
<niko> whenever I see a korean media company or game company it's like <niko> "HEY LOOK WE CAN DO ANIME TOO! AND GAMES WOO CHECK US OUT!" <niko> "see you don't need japan!" <niko> "you can use us! and we work cheaper!"
TehKirby: once you go black; you dont go back TehKirby: once you eat a cat; you want to mack zhulkogh: I couldn't have said it better myself.
<Annieland> i have beautiful skin <Annieland> some people are just jealous <rajn> no you don't <rajn> you're fucking ugly <Annieland> i do too <Annieland> fuck you <Annieland> i'm beautiful <rajn> fuck you <rajn> get hepatitis
<shrug> Women burn an average of 27 calories during an orgasm <shrug> Faking an orgasm burns 160 calories <shrug> I've been helping women loose weight
<PSlagle-Tech> you should have seen me explaining the concept of drivers to my mother when I was setting up their computer... I explained it like this... * JamesR-Tech covers his eyes <JP_Tech> this could be interesting <PSlagle-Tech> "Imagine you woke up one morning with a third arm... you wouldn't know how to control it, right? So you get a book and read how to control it, and then you can use it." * JamesR-Tech copies and pastes to bash.org <PSlagle-Tech> trhe arm is the modem, and the book is the driver. <JP_Tech> lol <PSlagle-Tech> hey... she understood after that. :)
<Bookworm> Jeremiah, I don't tell you what to do, now quit telling people that.
* Mage_ scoots away from Dykstra * Dykstra plays with his pokeballs * Mage_ scoots further <SteveD> uh huh * Dykstra squirtles SteveD <SteveD> eegad!
<NinjaDebugger> Too... many... fetch... quests! * Zrith parsed that as "fetish." <Mandoric> "My black leather panties fell down the well! I'll give you the Dildo of Erdrick if you retrieve them!"
<DRBS> this is so ghey what happened <MoDoDynam> I know Bradford, I know. <DRBS> matts an ayesshole <MoDoDynam> Well sometimes in a friendship the parties involved have to tear apart and develop a scar tissue in order to strengthen the bond that they never had before. Maybe that's our purpose in life: fighting to eventually gain fulfillment with others. <DRBS> ... <DRBS> hold on i have to take a nasty shit.
* phucknut == drunk <phucknut> wh00000 <ian_> phucknut, I replaced your beer with bottles of my piss. <phucknut> yum <phucknut> i'm gonna go back to the bar and drink some more <phucknut> wh000 <phucknut> lata chump <phucknut> ssss <cwd> haha <cwd> phucknut turns into a dalnet user when he's drunk
<Shiningun> the day peoples faces start looking like ^_^ in real life is tha day i buy a flamethrower
! Admiral_Justin is an equal opportunity asshole ( Admiral_Justin ) ummm ( Admiral_Justin ) that sounded soooo wrong
<DouXXX> tecmo bowel was da shit <DouXXX> oppps bowl <Diablos> tecmo bowel <Diablos> hahaha <DouXXX> LMFAO! <Diablos> it certainly WOULD BE the SHIT <DouXXX> totally shitty!
<AZReDWiNG> i just found out my dad is a giant warez freak <AZReDWiNG> and he tells me not to download stuff at home <AZReDWiNG> hes against kazaa and all that crap, hes in some sort of "anti-hacker/warez federation" <AZReDWiNG> im like "dad... this copy of xp is illegal" <AZReDWiNG> "yeah, i know son" <AZReDWiNG> "this copy of xp is on 500 computers at my work" <AZReDWiNG> "WTF I THOUGHT UR ANTI-WAREZ" <AZReDWiNG> "screw microsoft"
<Sart> blizzard is annoucing their new game in an hour or so <Dark-e> oh let me go to the bathroom now so i dont pee on myself in an hour <Sart> blizzard's web page has a new entrance pic now <Dark-e> omg <Dark-e> shit <Dark-e> didnt goto the bathroom
<SecrtAgnt> manual labor isn't my gig <SecrtAgnt> i work with my mind...not my hands. <SecrtAgnt> other then masturbation...but my mind is hard at work too
<dj_goddess> Hey Nyph, how'd the exams go? <Nyphur> What exams?.... <Nyphur> Oh, THOSE exams. ;) <Nyphur> FUCK... Those exams....
<signine> i walk into work wearing a hawaiian shirt, with pink hair, wearing paint-covered shoes, a server is down, stuff is happening that sucks and is causing massive fallout and my job is probably in danger <signine> and what do i get from my coworkers? <signine> "nice shirt, where'd you get it?"
<@Brains-Lans> women suck, thats why i love cat5, slender, sexy, doesnt annoy me.
<D3KK0N> if a woman broke in you had a little thing with and left you some panties and a card....you wouldnt be happy? <bluewolf> er for a start i'm female
<AkumaUsagi> I want to be able to trust people more. That means I have to be able to throw them further.