<slashdotuser> I still think the only real way to communicate with outlying civilisations properly will be with supernovas. <slashdotuser> Though, only one message could be send - "Help our sun is blowing u^&"%£%^&!*(())[NO CARRIER]
<kidd79> do u know what i'd like they add to Google.Earth? <Don_Vito> ..3D graphics? <Don_Vito> animated water, trees and stuuf?? <kidd79> orbital ion cannon
<Chainsaw> If you want to run SELinux, you need to start installing an SELinux system. You can't just enable that USE-flag and expect things to work. * ML-37 grins <Chainsaw> That's like taking 14 wheels off of your 18-wheeler and saying "this is now a car, off we go".
rintin: so I fried my dads motherboard today rintin: apparently I wasn't grounded... rintin: now I am
Kris: Happy Pi Day! Dean: I don't celebrate pi day, but rather pi approximation day on july 22nd or 7/22
<crabcakedeathra> where were you earlier? <arkilla> work. <crabcakedeathra> where you work? <arkilla> GTE Visa. mail room clerk. <arkilla> had some trouble with this asshole sendin in coupons <arkilla> today he also sent in 33 motherfuggin' pennies <arkilla> my managr called to complain, after like an hour WE cut HIM a check for 33 cents <crabcakedeathra> that sounds damn familiar
<aioli> i hope whoever invented the mysterious force gets his or her penis caught in a gear <raxvulpine> Your attempt to be gender-neutral there only sort of worked.
<Ki> HAHAHAHA I DID IT HAHAHA FUCKERS <Ki> I ASSEMBLED THE BED <Mellis> hmm? <Mellis> congratulations you're a level 2 Ikeamancer
<kikuichimonji> Okay, you know how in Revelation in the Bible it talks about how in the end times everyone will be marked with a number? <kikuichimonji> And how you will need that number to buy or sell anything? <kikuichimonji> I think that the Bible is refering to DRM. <kikuichimonji> Bill Gates is the antichrist, and Vista registration keys are the mark of the beast.
culturejammer: you know what pennies are AWESOME for? culturejammer: throwing at cats culturejammer: it only costs a single penny culturejammer: and they'll either chase it, or get hit by it and look pissed off culturejammer: i now use that system to value prices of things culturejammer: for example, a thirty dollar game has to be at least as awesome as three thousand catpennies
Matt: I reaaaaaaaaaaallly hope the coding for this grade genie in our online gradebook is fucked Matt: "You final exam score must be 1.20303288341787e^308 for Final Average to be 90"
<mentor> How do you escape handcuffs? <fudge> Are you in handcuffs? <fudge> Depend very much on the design. <fudge> Well-designed handcuffs are, unsurprisingly, quite hard to escape. <fudge> Houdini's stuff was mostly based on having hidden bits of metal that could be used to pick the lock. <mentor> backslashes * fudge hits mentor
<Gumby-> so another guy found you sexy. so what? <Alchav> I guess you had to be there :/ <Gumby-> I do community theater, where 80% of the guys are gay. One time the director came up to me, wanted to make me feel uncomfortable, and said something like "hey big guy, so....boxers or briefs?" ... <Gumby-> so to mess with him, I look at him and say "Neither. womens" <Gumby-> he says "Ooh, that's getting me all excited now." I then return with "Look, it's no secret. I may be strong enough for a man, but I'm made for a woman". He laughed and walked away <Gumby-> Lesson learned: The key to getting someone to stop creeping you out, is to out-do them. :)
<caleb> "you're only running from yourself" <caleb> i yelled that after a pair of joggers once in the early 90s. <caleb> i thought it was hilarious. <caleb> i think there might have been some mescaline involved.
< RedTee> Alright but i still dont have an answer on my second and last question < nazgjunk> RedTee, you ask a question about DOS'ing with ping, without knowing what ping is < RedTee> its not what im asking FFS < RedTee> DO I need dos to preform a dos attack!?!?!?!?! < einz> YES, don't you see name? -!- RedTee [insurgent@HTSUser-4149B6F9.adsl.wanadoo.nl] has quit [Quit: alright THANKS FINALLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]
<BurnStuff>: They asked me if I was bring drugs into Jamaica <Kmank>: Bringing drugs to Jamaica? <BurnStuff>: Yeah <Kmank.: Thats like briging slim-fast to Ethiopia!
<Varitek> a piece of spam in my inbox had the subject "new fap" <Varitek> I decided to forget my principles and actually read it <Varitek> it was selling fake watches <Varitek> I was crushed
<Sqrfrk> I went and watched 300 <Sqrfrk> That movie was badass <ErrorNotFound404> oh <ErrorNotFound404> im gonna go on thurs <ErrorNotFound404> dont tell me anything <Sqrfrk> They all die.
<[Ko]Rob_e_lee1> ur retarted lol <[ko]theuberelite> thats the most hypocritical statement I've ever heard.
<SixFeet-> rejected by a computer script, new low in my life <NTT> well, at least u didnt have cybersex with one of those bots that pm's you here on mirc <SixFeet-> well i tried, but it replied with "lets just be friends..." <SixFeet-> =(
<Dan_Dinh> *yet? <Dan_Dinh> you haven't done the review ye ? <Spik3balloon> holy crap, dan can see into the future
<SWTrilman> i'm not huge into porn <Draken> my porn interests, no punning here, come and go <SWTrilman> i used to be into it <SWTrilman> i guess i just got over it <Draken> but she looks so sweet and cute and wholesome... and then she's masturbating to turtles <SWTrilman> or something <Draken> eh, you get burned out on porn <Draken> you either distance yourself for the most part, or seek out more and more extreme porn to fill the gaping hole in yourself. <Draken> then you get arrested for raping a sheep while wearing a Spiderman costume
<Rynol> Until individual protons play little quark violins. <Zrith> I imagine attempting to play music on a quark might prove problematic. <Zrith> You either get to figure out where you are in a song, or what the tempo is. <Rynol> Of course, if we were talking string theory then it'd be easier, what with the inherent resonance and all.
<dude> this is belgium at its best <dude> our minister of defense takes a chopper to fly 60 kms to go see Al Gore's movie about climate change <dude> beat that
<caddis> the hardest thing about buying a macbook is telling your parents you are gay
<Mirconium>Several sequels have been announced for Gears of War <Mirconium>The new games will include Sprockets of Peace, Pulleys of Neutrality, Fulcrums of Strife, Screws of Fixation, and Wheels of Locomotion.
<Javin> Oh. <Javin> My. <Javin> God. <Javin> We have a unit here. It's about the size of a small speaker. <Javin> In big letters across the front of it, it says "DATA DESTROYER." <Javin> Some idiot comes into my office just now, and asks, "hey, what is this thing?" <Javin> I say sarcastically, "it's a DVD polisher..." <Javin> Next thing I hear: *GRIND GRIND GRIND* "WHAT THE FUCK?!?!" <Javin> Now they're pissed at ME. <Javin> Because THEY couldn't read. <Javin> Besides, it's not like I gave them PERMISSION to use MY "DVD Polisher." <Javin> I hate people.
<HaX.1337> U're all lame as hell here!!!!! I can hack u all in no time! just tell me your ip and u're dead! <Maler.home> try mine <Maler.home> 127.0.0.1 *** Signoff: HaX.1337 (Connection reset by peer) <Damz|dispute> wow. never thought such a retard nick can get his hands on something actually working xD
<@dekkon> ive got an appointment at the eye doctor on the 13th <@dekkon> finally going to get contacts <@terminal_> contacts are a pain in the ass <+jmx> terminal they go in your eyes
<HellDragon> why do i make the same face when i orgasm than when i go backward in my car
<peerce> Some people, when confronted with a problem, think "I know, Ill use regular expressions." Now they have two problems.
<kimos> You seem (in my (humble) opinion (which doesn't mean much)) to be (or possibly could be) more of a Lisp programmer (but I could be (and probably am) wrong).
<laszlow> What would you rather wake up to at three in the morning? A dick in your mouth or a clown grinning at you from across the room? <Neal> I can only pick one
<c-unut> pfft slipknot <Finch > slipknot go good <c-unut> I've always seen them sorta like anal sex <Finch> if u want to look at it that way... <c-unut> You know, I appreciate that some may enjoy it, and it has its moments, but at the end of the day, its still fucking shit.
<@BalefireX> you dated a sea mammal <+Spexor_> if you ask her we never dated <@YucA> man <@YucA> i dunno whats worse <@YucA> that he admits to dating a sea mammal <@YucA> or that said sea mammal wouldnt admit to dating him
<fatcat> Someone wrote <shit> on the outside of a stall door in the bathroom, and </shit> on the inside.
<matt____> hey guys is there a way to patch an older redhat server?? <matt____> Linux devcvs 2.2.16-22 #1 Tue Aug 22 16:49:06 EDT 2000 i686 unknown <Evolution> holy hell <Evolution> 2.2.16? <Evolution> just out of curiosity, what's the uptime on that antique? <matt____> devnu11:18am up 2287 days, 2:52, 25 users, load average: 1.76, 1.26, 0.70 <Zathrus> gods
< kakistos> lol. i liked the java compiler. < kakistos> does the c compiler not tell you what you did wrong? < deviant> C is great < ewan> the Java compiler is all like "you have an uninitialised variable there, would you like a hug?" < ewan> gcc is like "raaagh! I do no bounds-checking! Your mother sucks cocks in hell!"
<jaMESG[champ]> you know, i always thought that i kept my desk kinda clean <jaMESG[champ]> turning the keyboard over and tapping the back of it <jaMESG[champ]> so much shit falls out of it <jaMESG[champ]> jesus <burningpapersun> lol <burningpapersun> jesus fell out of your keyboard? <jaMESG[champ]> yeah <jaMESG[champ]> i kicked that fucker out <jaMESG[champ]> didn't pay rent <jaMESG[champ]> just squatted <jaMESG[champ]> in my keyboard
<Snojoe> I am a genius <Snojoe> I just came up with a new game <mbb102488> oh lord, what now? <Gnarly> did you finally figure out hand + dick, joe? <Snojoe> Bash drinking game <mbb102488> lol <Snojoe> I'm serious! go onto the random page <Snojoe> and you take a drink for every quote of like <Snojoe> tubgirl <Snojoe> or even goatse <Gnarly> no, 2 for goatse <Snojoe> uh, no... 2 drinks are reserved for every one about niggers <Gnarly> lmao <mbb102488> wow... <Gnarly> just don't hope you randomly don't get the whole bottom list as random <Gnarly> else you'd be fucked
<Aiko> Nothing beats the look on a 14-year-old boy's face when his older sister catches him watching femdom porn, smiles and tells him she's already seen that one. <9874354> speaking from experience? <Aiko> Yep. ^_^
arucardegungrave: Yeah, Jesus tried to save me, but there was no space on his memory card.
<CptSage> Awesome error message <CptSage> Best one ever <CptSage> A network error has occured. This computer's Internet connection appears to be online. (-66559).
<Snojoe> Lemme ask you somethin <Gnarly> Okay... <Snojoe> If you date a two-headed chick, and you want sex, and one of them says no.. <Snojoe> is it rape? <Gnarly> you dont have much free time, do you? <Snojoe> Time is a factor here, man... need an answer
<bloodfart> this homeless dude was eating a pie <bloodfart> that someone bought him <destx> wicked <bloodfart> he got up to cross the road and tripped over, dropping the pie <bloodfart> as if your life couldnt get any worse
<+llama> just sold some vibrating panties <+llama> $50 panties <barryh> did you wear them 1st? <+llama> naw <+llama> they are like a cheap hotel, no ballroom
Jenna says: I Jenna says: l Jenna says: o Jenna says: v Jenna says: e Jenna says: y David says: C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER! Jenna says: what the **** is your problem? Jenna says: why do you always do that?