<illz> i eat pieces of shit lik eyou for breakfast <endfro> you eat pieces of shit for breakfast <jstepka-w> yuk
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<Pinkel> http://www.google.nl/search?q=%22go+to+hell%22&ie= UTF-8&oe=UTF-8 <Pinkel> Check the first hit, it fits so good... <deTwisj> So true... -- first hit: Microsoft Corporation -- Where Do You Want to Go Today? --
<TunkeyMicket> who wants to go shower up and jerk each other off...its heterosexual if we all think about women <El_Cid> Tunkey u sick sicko sick of sickness.......I love it, when can we?
<Diamond> That's because you're spoiled :D <Diamond> "MOM I NEED A P4 2.4GHz FOR WORD PROCESSING PLZKTHX" <Diamond> "MAKE SURE IT HAS A GOOD 3D CARD FOR...3D WORDS"
<c-rOCK> just cause youre fugly doesnt mean I cant scroll past your head to jack off
<Ace0522> people always use my nick when im on vacation <Ace0522> i send out a memo. please use my nick i will be on vacation <Ace0522> and pickup the mail also
<@igl0> i blame her , and entirley her that i m doomed to hang out in channels like #incomplete-warez
<Ice9> ether is fun.... <Ice9> and much cheaper than actually walking through a room filled with jello and with twice the gravity
<eng> someone will *always* have it better <synec> yes... the trick in life is finding those people and rubbing them out.
* Tschech0w tries to phone anyone on site ... <Tschech0w> ah. <Tschech0w> oh. <Tschech0w> ugh. <RichiH> Tschech0w: the telephone attacking you? <Phoon> sounds like it's raping him <Isle> ohhhh <RichiH> bringing phone sex to a whole new level
<pthree_> oh, my stupid t1 is having issues * RichiH asks himself if having a private T1 is the heigth of geekdomn, or if it is the ultimate of saying "i got no rl friends" <Seker> RichiH: It'll be the height of geekdom if you max it out with warez. <RichiH> Seker: if you max it out with warez, it's a way of saying "i am 13, have no friends, use windows and need a good poke in the eyes. besides, i got no firends, neither rl nor vr"
<RichiH> talking of netBSD - someone has a spare toaster to test 1.6? <mirabile> lol toaster <mirabile> you know them :) <RichiH> you just wait... <RichiH> some day they will support toasters and washing machines <Tschechow> "a toaster can be on or off, so it has at least one bit, so netbsd should boot on it." * RichiH 's mental eye sees a toaster's heating elements glow morse code <mirabile> lol <zinx> they already do, you just need the right brand <RichiH> or it could punch the toast
<greenl1284> and they're made of fire so they are coool <SicGtar> yea <greenl1284> whooosh! <greenl1284> arise hellfire <greenl1284> and a fire wall will appear to protect your computer
<Death555Die666> im throwing a huge suicide party, care to join? :P <soloc831> oh really? so when they say "this party really died" they wont be kidding
<kisama_> i think you're smoking some of that shit that causes you to love fat girls
<ericmm13> yr azz si mine <hoser-work> oh my. <hoser-work> Strange. There is a tag on my ass that says "Property of ericmm13" <ericmm13> rip it off, I'm going to get a brand tommorrow
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<Spawn`-`> ive got chicks everywhere <Spawn`-`> 5 on each hand <@un0> those are called "fingers" spawn
<Hatamoto> I'd like to make 2 comments of public interest: <Hatamoto> #1 - Barium contrast substrate tastes like a day-old mcdonalds strawberry milkshake with tums ground up in it. Eech. The little lemon-lime 'fizzy pills' you gotta swallow taste like ass too. <Hatamoto> #2 - Hospital robes are way too fucking small. <Hatamoto> ... thank you. <Hatamoto> Oh yes, and one more thing: <Hatamoto> #3 - Barium burps. The gift that just keeps on giving.
<TheMadHatter> I eat heads. <Devilution> Felatio doesn't exactly qualify as head eating... <Devilution> but keep trying. <TheMadHatter> No, you completely misunderstood, I eat heads! <Devilution> No you completely misunderstood, suck my dick!
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<katas> <@may|phone> i go for people with a good personalities <<---- schizophrenics?
<evLJim> EMERGENCY!!! <evLJim> a new energy drink from the UK <evLJim> it sends you right to the hospital!
<@Pk_L_Kim> It makes you not die <@Pk_L_Kim> which is like the best part of eating
<PookaEAT> Smoking makes baby jesus cry <@PookaEAT> smoking gives baby jesus lung cancer
<AkumaBot1.1> why is microsoft so gay?1 <Ark.COM> dude, it's "Micro" and "soft" <Ark.COM> they fuck with our heads and wallets because they can't fuck anything else
<@PookHappy> Clinique invisible skin remover <@PookHappy> for when you really want to show off your cranium!
<Pookablu> Ron Dwight, the author of the RAR compression format, passed away a few days ago. <ev> he was found in several same-size pieces and had to be combined to put him in the coffin
<@PookaIN> lalalal does he loves you so.. it's in his jizz <@PookaIN> that's where it is
<+TanAdept> Sort of like the game Empire Earth. <+TanAdept> Which "takes you through 20,000 years of human history--in real time."
<_flipmode> CinderZ you only get voice if you show your true love for pokemon, change your name to ILOVEPOKEMON and join # gunclub and #goths
<+_flipmode> stop msging me gravy boy <+_flipmode> you silly turban head from arabia
<@PookaIN> dich un kunt! <+Thorsen> ok i dont can germaish <ev-> i don't can norwegian neither you get? <Thorsen> CAN SOMEBODY EACH ME SOME GERMANY??????? <Thorsen> WHAT MEANS I WONNA FUCK IN GERMANISH
<carone> :) *** DerianX pokes carone in the eye. <carone> .) <DerianX> lol *** DerianX wipes that smile off carone's face. <carone> . *** DerianX pokes carone in the other eye. <carone> <DerianX> :P
<JacksonC> remember, VCR's used to expensive :P <Steempy> Everything used to be expensive <Steempy> Except when you were a boy <Steempy> Then everything was a quarter <Steempy> Gallon of gas? quarter <Steempy> Dinner? quarter <Steempy> Blowjob from your cousin? quarter <JacksonC> haha ... <Steempy> Well, that's what I paid <Steempy> Maybe you got family rates
<Slasher> Remember that some of us have a social life... <Crusher> Social life? Where can I download that?
<Voyd> What about Battlefield1943? and 44?
<zen> 42 just came out, give them time to sequalize
<Toen> 1943 and 1944 were peaceful years, you see.
<Voyd> Oh.
<Toen> except for the war.
<Voyd> Darned lying histroy books.
<aen{afk> Ahaha
<aen{afk> "Life was peaceful and all, yep... 'cept for the war
part."
<Toen> well christ, if you're going to count a little massive
invasion of europe here and a little rampant genocide there...
<@drauh> nothing a small dose of real live cara won't help <@caraliss> why, you presumptive malaysian particle smasher! <@drauh> you can smash my particles any time <@drauh> conjugate my verbs <@drauh> fsck my hard drive < AgtDaleCo> dangle your participle? < curvygurl> parse your sentences <@drauh> integrate me by parts <@caraliss> hee <@drauh> fuck me in the ass <@drauh> oh, wait
<BlackHawk> LULU: I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it. <LULU> You wear pants don't you?
<@Evil_Ed> lets see...blowjob, or ircd. <@Evil_Ed> hm. <@Dianora> ircd sure is tough, lets go shopping!
<houzit> What were you doing? <psmylie> Watchin a movie <houzit> which movie? <psmylie> The One with Jet Li <houzit> Yeah, but which one? He's in lots of movies <psmylie> If you go Abbott & Costello on me I'll drive to your house and beat you severely.
<TreeSurgeon> My lesbian friend Paula once told me that if god didn't intend for it to be eaten, he wouldn't have made it look like a taco. I rest my case.