<fstorm> i'd wonder if bill gates can win the presidency, with all his money and such <Cybe> NOOOOO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!!!!! <Cybe> dude.....the government would crash and have to be rebooted like 6 times a day <Cybe> not to mention all the security issues
(/query) <ThaMax> Do you want to marry me? <Cheetara> Who are you ? <ThaMax> Sorry, you helped me out on #linux once.
<TheDingo> OH SHIT.. i was supposed to read the communist manifesto for political science.. <Novasol> just read a Windows manual. same thing
<acidkick> the kids at my school are so gay <Spitz[busy]> you should feel at home then
<tamasutra> someone earlier today thought i was 16 <_Mage_> Is that insulting or a compliment? <tamasutra> nah, i take it as a compliment <tamasutra> i don't mind looking young at all <tamasutra> especially given the business i'm in <_Mage_> er...
<General-Sauron> There was actually something good about Napster, when you got a song, it was actually a song, instead of going on p2p's, downloading an MP3, and it ends up being some dog fucking a woman <General-Sauron> I mean, I still won, but what if it had been something sick...
<Fashnek> I'm bi * Fashnek chokes on his rubber dinner <Fashnek> that sounds so wrong <twitchi> LMAO!!!
*** Sharyna (sharyna_t@BV1-24.217.72.16.charter-stl.com) Quit (herring.sandwich.net tempura.sandwich.net) *** Sharyna (sharyna_t@BV1-24.217.72.16.charter-stl.com) has joined #improfanfic <Sharyna> Tempura ate *me*! ;-;
«+ GearSlayr » and my cat shits on the floor now too cause she's getting old «+ GearSlayr » if its not near a litter box it just shits. it did it on the stairs once and i slipped on it and almost broke my neck «+ GearSlayr » i'd love to kill that cat myself. «+ GearSlayr » fuck it, it'll have depends on or something «+ GearSlayr » thats what i'll do «+ GearSlayr » i'll tie a diaper to my cats ass «+ GearSlayr » or a bag or something «+ GearSlayr » can you picture that? «+ GearSlayr » that would be the most pathetic thing ever «+ NathanRomulus » your cat will sit and tear it off «+ GearSlayr » yeah probably «+ NathanRomulus » and then proceed to crap on your floor «+ GearSlayr » seriously though that cat needs to be put down «+ GearSlayr » its like 17 years old « syrup6 » wow « syrup6 » old as fart «+ GearSlayr » and damn... you'd think my dog could just drag its ass outside after it takes a shit... BUT NOOOOO «+ GearSlayr » i know just what my dog thinks... "how can i piss him off... i know.. i'll drag my ass right next to his computer so he HAS to clean up the skid mark!" «+ GearSlayr » longest skid mark that dog ever made was 12 feet... it was so amazing i had to measure it «+ GearSlayr » i should've taken pictures «+ GearSlayr » it was fucking hilarious
<+Link-> <skitzm> i have a serious prob with my quake 3 please helP! <+Link-> why do people instintively pm me for help on q3? <+Link-> i have a serious problem with my q3 as well <+Link-> it sucks.
Warman89: It's the best game evr. Meamperson: Which one? Warman89: Warcraft u idiot! Meamperson: For the end world spell, press Ctrl+Alt+Delete twice.
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<azzkickr> <enntee> man <azzkickr> <enntee> i think my fucking cat is pregneant <azzkickr> <angry> dude <azzkickr> <angry> you should have used protection. <azzkickr> LMAO... <azzkickr> sounds like something id do...
<RichiH> then how did you find out? <RichiH> i have ignored all ctcps <aboman> Dazman found out utilizing his investigative skillz <RichiH> anal probing? <Dazman> WTF are you on about <RichiH> no, i would of noticed
<ultraman_jlh> Gonna go eat guys. <ultraman_jlh> Later. <Fnord> Why are you eating guys? <ultraman_jlh> Because I don't like bitchy food.
<Zel> why do we put up with these nitwits? <t0ad> because i'm never around to ban them
<Toen> I'm downloading a movie called anal training! :o * Etir recommends... <Etir> ...'cancel'
<\Gadget\> I have cable and my mom just handed me an AOL CD to see if we could get the internet to go faster.
<Mr_Saturn> im surprised you won the race with 3 million other sperm <VenDi> i never raced in anythin dumbass
<Marecki> Ahh. Sorry. Thought you made "sickening" as in "making you want to puke" <Dr_Octogon> lol <noid|drunk> Well, it does make you want to puke. <noid|drunk> And cry, and laugh. <noid|drunk> And shit. <Dr_Octogon> and shit? <noid|drunk> And shit = and stuff <noid|drunk> Not "HUUUUUUUUUUHNNNNNNNNGH"
<Captain_Cobungo> Arr. We have a Pirate Ship now. <FirstMateScurvy> Yes captain. But we have no cannons. <Captain_Cobungo> Arr! We need to loot something in order to get money for cannons. <Captain_Cobungo> Arr! All hands on deck! Prepare to loot and plunder.... Canada! * FirstMateScurvy puts his hands on the deck <FirstMateScurvy> What now cap'n? <Captain_Cobungo> Not like that ya lilly livered land-lubber! <Captain_Cobungo> We're gonna invade canada! Arr! Attack! * Captain_Cobungo and his forces loot and plunder Canada. Arr. <Cow> Umm... Captain Cobungo, how did you loot and plunder canada with no weapons? <Captain_Cobungo> What makes you think Canada has weapons? Arr.
<jw> is that a cucumber or are you just happy to see shaggy-h and me? <shaggy-h> jw: it's a cucumber. But you gotta wonder what he's going to do with it
<evLvsJim> scientest jed wants to battle <evLvsJim> what scientist is called jed?
( @drdink ) philb: I bought an IRC server on ebay today ( @drdink ) philb: it is going to cost like $100 to ship it ( philb ) drdink, do you have the crane ready to lower it into position? ( @drdink ) it has wheels ( philb ) ahh, that's not so bad then. What will they think of next? I suppose the new 0.9 micron technology has allowed miniaturisation... ( Vulcan ) You really are stupid arent you?
<Bomberman> yay. it's rotten.com the site that continues to single handedly destroy my faith in humanity
<Doys`> cats r mean <Doys`> they can take ur leg off <^badboy^> lol <Doys`> i got attacked by one the other day <Face> u must know some big cats (or u have small legs)
<xbconnect> anyone alive? <PoohBear> just.. just go shoot yourself kthnx *** xbconnect (jirc@GSCCC-162169ED.brick101.nj.comcast.net) Quit (Quit: Leaving)
<+k\o\w> for some reason, ever since I was a young kid I wanted to hatch an egg <+k\o\w> I would steal them from the fridge <+k\o\w> and put them under my ass for hours <+k\o\w> but they never hatched <+k\o\w> and I would cry
<Fat-Burrick> icq is a sentient being that wants to take over the world by pissing me off
<Carp_AFK> i planned to dye my hair this weekend <Carp_AFK> till i was told i was supposed to put vaseline all round my forehead, and wear gloves <Carp_AFK> and theres no way im going to a shop buying some rubber gloves and a tub of vaseline
<NeonDawn> Does anyone know if there exists some irc-script (bX or egg) that lets other users open a shell through dcc? <cwd> NeonDawn: i think you're looking for GetOwned v1.3 <NeonDawn> cwd: thanks, i'll try it
* zztzed wonders why there are closed captions in cell phone commercials. <Inuchance> zed: Well, some of them DO have text messaging now. =P
<miteymous> whats crackin? <Ize> a cracker <miteymous> you rode the short bus didn't you Ize? <Ize> to where
<ohyeah> i hate sex. <niggals> WHAT?!!! WHY?!!!!!!!!!! <ohyeah> because it isn't moral and christian <ohyeah> and its killing youth <ohyeah> and its the cause for many diseases <ohyeah> and so many people who are underage are having it <niggals> well then how the fuck come your sn is 'oh yeah' <ohyeah> i can't talk to you!
* enwhysea can't wait for the war with iraq <MamlaCat> enwhy it will never happen <enwhysea> That might be the reason i can't actually wait for it.
<Louth`> night: Saint's a gimp <Louth`> an ugly little gimp with moles <SaintiouS> AM FUCKEN NOT YOU. <SaintiouS> Duchebag. <NiGhTHiNG> SaintiouS: So, as a gimp, do you just hang there and get orally fucked or do you also take an active part in your humiliation? <SaintiouS> I am not a gimp! <SaintiouS> Louth` is. <SaintiouS> He just accuses me! <Louth`> not only a little gimp with moles, he isnt too clever, and he adores the ground humans walk on <Louth`> night: he'd quite seriously enjoy sucking your balls virgerously given the chance ;) <Louth`> I saw him get aroused by a cockroach once <NiGhTHiNG> Louth`: I resent that pun. <Louth`> night: pun? :) <SaintiouS> Screw you guys.. I'm going home! <NiGhTHiNG> SaintiouS: What about that ball lick? <SaintiouS> NiGhTHiNG, SHUTUP! <NiGhTHiNG> SaintiouS: Is that a yes? <SaintiouS> NO!@#$ <SaintiouS> Bah.. I'm going to IRCnet. <SaintiouS> Where I have some respect.
<spiregrain> the worst thing about irc is that delay between finding the server, and getting logged in. Why does it happen? What can I do? <spiregrain> the second worst thing is dumb questions like the above
<ThisIsASentenceInANick> Saber, just imagine yourself being gangbanged by moths. This is what will happen to you if you don't behave. <Saber> what <Saber> I didn't do anything <Saber> and I have a bat <Saber> I'll fight them off <ThisIsASentenceInANick> That's not going to help a lot. <ThisIsASentenceInANick> Can't you just feel their tiny cocks writhing against your skin, Saber? <ThisIsASentenceInANick> Just straining to reach an orifice? <ThisIsASentenceInANick> Do you like it? <ThisIsASentenceInANick> Does it feel good? <Saber> That's bizarre to the point that it doesn't affect me
<tate> it occurs to me <Beerman> myeas? <tate> and this is really probably not a good thought <Beerman> ooh <tate> but if a man were to buy those crazy "enhance your bust line" pills and sneak them into his girlfriend/wife's food, would they still work the same? <Fenris> Yes they do * Beerman ponders this <Beerman> sweet <tate> the next question, of course, is do those pills work at all? <Fenris> Yes * Fenris caresses his monster jugs <Fenris> NEVERMIND THAT
Kim: brb.. needta potty Mike: well thank you for that info Mike: my life is complete with the knowledge yer emptying yer bladder right now Mike: speaking of which..... * Mike brb
<squid> I mean, why pay for the cow, when the sex is free? <anju> it wasn't so bad, but i wouldn't wanna do it again
<Destruya> We were in Ashland, VA, coming back from unloading my shit into a rented SUV coming back from school <Destruya> And there's this van, California tags in this McDonalds we pull into <Destruya> Ashland is only good for three things <Destruya> Bathroom, food, gas <Destruya> Nothing else <Destruya> Perfect rest stop <Destruya> Anyway, these stereotypical fuckin' Westies are in this Central VA bumfuck McDonalds asking for Cappucinos at 11:30 at night. <Veen> heh, fucks. <Destruya> Then, when the black lady at the counter recommends coffee, they ask where the nearest Starbucks is. <Destruya> It's like, SHIT, people - get a fucking Coke and move on with life. <Destruya> Caffeine is caffeine
<Dru> been going strong for like 20 minutes <Velcro_> the viagra's helping eh? <Dru> yeah like i need drugs to keep a constant hard on <Quorthy> viagra is for ppl without usenet access <Quorthy> & usenet is for ppl without vagina access
<Inversation> realised there were still debates about wigga and christianity etc, kicked the cd player to make it move then fell asleep again <^Spike^> Debates about WIGGA? <^Spike^> Is that some homie pagan religion? <^Spike^> Yo yo, whathup mah earth sistas. <^Spike^> Word to jo Goddess, aight. * ^Spike^ fires his wand at a rival Coven while riding past on a unicorn.