<Sketchee> Ok. How does the game connection work? <Grandalf> im guessing tcp/ip <Grandalf> though it dosen't say anywhere <Grandalf> but we both have ipx installed so we can play atomic bomberman, so that shoulden't be the problem either <Sketchee> Okay, and then when you two try to connect together ... ? <Grandalf> on the "find game" screen it dosen't find crap. <Grandalf> though there are games running <Grandalf> and yes, we have the same version <Grandalf> it's a mystery ;P <Sketchee> Is there any documentation for this game? <Grandalf> probably if i bought it ....
<TigerSun> bhahahahahahaha <TigerSun> article on k5 <TigerSun> "setting a cookie is very simple" <TigerSun> <INSERT 150 LINES OF C CODE>
phusnikin> that sucked. compiled my executable into my src and i have no backup, damm bash tab completion :\
<daenonok> i remember this one time, like two years ago my girlfriend (at the time) was trying to learn me...somethen, i wasn't really paying attention, but she said <daenonok> 'if barbie was a real woman, she'd have to walk on all fours' <daenonok> after like a minute of thinking i was like 'that seems like icing on the cake'
<@Clockwork-Orange> my computer might not have the greatest fucking shit in the world, but garunteed, Roxy would still rock all your worlds and she still gets the job done even with her 5.25 inch floppy you ass gappers
<Tirol> I wish could type as fast as I could write. <Tirol> Shit... <Tirol> The other way.
<McFly> Note to Self: Make sure boxers firmly attached and functioning before walking into room of 8th graders.
<Floater_21> now anyone with an internet connection and + iq can register an aim s/n <Floater_21> what makes you think i did it? <X13> You are right, that would count you out of the running.. <X13> :) <Floater_21> well there you go <SovanJedi> ...
:St0nerChild: One time I was getting rode and she peed on me :St0nerChild: She didnt mean to though, she didnt even know it tell i told her, she was in the middle of cumming :St0nerChild: That was when i lost my virginity :CK_Jeans: you lost your virginity to a girl who pissed on you?
* Nalixor gives candle the bird. <candle> a parrot? * Nalixor gestures rudely at candle.
<DoctorRiff> darkNook> nope, no breast pumps in my purse <DoctorRiff> WAIT I MEAN <DoctorRiff> crap
wi nd ow zy 2k: your moms a whore and i fucked her in her brown eye timskie: my moms on florida and her eyes are green!
<AlieN__> hello... <AlieN__> I'm damn bored <AlieN__> be funny <AlieN__> please <Gato> *FART* <AlieN__> yay canadian jokes
<@UBC_Wiska> I have invented a vibrator featuring a CPU, 64 MB RAM... it is wireless and LAN capable <@theamy> *vibrates* <@UBC_Wiska> wtf? * kevinb notes that UBC has invented anal vibrator for personal use <@UBC_Wiska> it will be able to download "personalities" <@Narcissus> Why would one want to switch personalities mid-use? <@UBC_Wiska> for example <@UBC_Wiska> the leo personality shuts the vibrator off :) <@theamy> What would your personality do Wisket <@theamy> I know what matt's would <@kevinb> It would shrink to half the size <@theamy> LOL <@UBC_Wiska> the size and diameter are variable <@UBC_Wiska> and set on personalities <@Narcissus> That's one sophisticated vibrator:) <@UBC_Wiska> for example, kevin's would be swollen from all the previous j/o :) <@kevinb> It would also implement Impotent sub-routines. <@kevinb> lol <@Narcissus> Keep the vibrator discussion clean, Wisk:) <@UBC_Wiska> How?
<groulder> god i smell like a peice of shit. <groulder> i shold have a shower. <j03bl0w> or stop smearing shit on yourself?
<pmitros> In Europe, is the convention 100C or 100 [little 0 degree symbol] C for expressing temperature? <st2> pmitros: That can lead to a lot of confusion <pmitros> st2: What do you mean? <st2> pmitros: "Bake your turkey at 800C for 20min" * RelDrgn notes that nobody bakes turkey at 800dF either :P <pmitros> st2: I'm wondering if you include the little superscript o. No. It'd be a little bit cooler. <pmitros> In LaTeX format, is it 100C or 100^oC? <st2> 100$^o$C <TigerSun> I'd bake Cyprus ar 2000C
<godbody2> any yall rememeber that kid that wanted t shirts <godbody2> for an account on his site <godbody2> had like a ill ass site <Tooth> nah find him so i can slit his throat <Tooth> then stick my dick on his adam's apple
<Krayzie> i rememeber in grade 11 we had to buy gifts for ppl in school, i got a girl a can of slim fast <Krayzie> what was mean when i showed ppl a polaroid of the ripple running up her ass when i slapped it
<JonnyBlaz> shit i was just beating off to some lesbian porn on my comp, i thought my mom was gone, but i had the volume a little too loud and didnt hear her come in, and the phoen rang, an di went to get it with my dick in my hadn and she saw me and was like "ahhh" and i was like OH FUCK , dude this sucks, she just like ran to her room and now i dont know what the fuck to do.
* Shadow walks off into oblivion and has a cup of tea <Wampa> dude I want some oblivion tea
<FLiPSiDE> little asian wangs <FLiPSiDE> make me look massive <Ur|zen> make us look well hung <FLiPSiDE> theres one guy there.. <FLiPSiDE> u can barely see it.. <fvee> maybe hes half girl
<G-R-G> Let me shit into a boot then make you eat the leather to get to the turds...then stick a butt plug in your penis and ass and have you eat my shit..then when it's time to shit out the shit, I wanna see the butt plug fly across the room at 80 mph
[someone] my dad just called me. My mom just pred a baby! My brother is fucking 0sec now [someone] is away: to the hospital
<fiend> I (politely) told him he sounded like a moron and no one could understand his posts
<@Swizz0r> i watched miracle of life today in class <@Swizz0r> and jacked off under my desk <@Swizz0r> bbl gonna go rape some little kids
<Ced> me no eating or drinking at the keybord <brolli_420> but jerking your shit is aceptable <brolli_420> you got some werid rules
<Eye_Candy> I give Durl a piece of 8 1/2 x 11 paper, and he says "How big is it in inches?" <Vic> As if dick size had anything to do with paper
<Wynn> Not a single original thought in my mind... <Wynn> *sigh* <Wynn> I should write a book: <Leyenda> And sell it as a notepad?
<max> I need game <not_jsmonet> possibly <not_jsmonet> or you need to start hitting on women in comas <not_jsmonet> no means no....only if you can say it
<jestuh> What's the worse part of raping a 5yo boy? <jestuh> Getting blood on your clown suit
<Indole> never thought I'd say this, but I think I'm actually
missing pubes a bit.
<Phucker> It happens to the best of us.
<Phucker> ":("
<steelcap> lol
<umop|apisdn|MoD> oh my god <umop|apisdn|MoD> i forgot to wipe my ass <umop|apisdn|MoD> brb
([Smaug]) im actualy homo-phobic ([Smaug]) honest (+Porn-Star) he thinks anyway ([Smaug]) once i saw a gay person and i just started running (+Porn-Star) u catch him?
< Begbie> I wonder if I pester the Real Doll company long enough, if they'll produce a midget Real Doll?
<Tomboy> You know that you have watched too much porn when you start to recognize the dicks of the male pornstars.. "Yeah that's rocco's dick alright.."
<r00t> I thought it was raining outside, but it turned out just to be a cron job
<Tre`> I have no girl <Tre`> to give me sex <Tre`> all I have <Tre`> is binary and hex
<MynDwun> this fat girl with 5 chins waved at me and I almost cried before puking