<jusque> neva let a girl give you head with gum in her mouth it hurts when you have to take gum outta youre pubes
<aggiN> kurupt.. u have a very limited taste in music <Santana> kurupted has limited pube growth too! <Santana> its like a nyc rain forest
(Fetch) freebsd and novell can go fuck themselves (Fetch) with a pole (Sancho) why don't you tell us how you really feel (tobyl) Sancho: Because it would be too disturbing for words. (Fetch) I'd like to hold the pole, so that I could violate them in a more +bloody fashion (Fetch) I would wiggle it around, so that their irritated and bloody anus +holes would become twice their normal diameter. (IDK) Sancho: And THAT's why he shouldn't tell us how he really feels.
<@WhiteRob> Shit, I wish some game publisher would have the testicular fortitude to release a fucking dating sim in the US <@dj_CRYME> why would u want a dating sim <@WhiteRob> ... I dunno, I want to feel loved :p <@dj_CRYME> nah u want to see graphical characters have sex on your computer screen dont you <@WhiteRob> possibly, yes.
<@psyde> i'm in a violence gang <@psyde> we steal lunch money <@psyde> and buy 40's <DJ-SoLiD> lol <DJ-SoLiD> thats gangsta
<ElJimador> u ppl meet potential mates off the internet? ewwwww <ElJimador> mailorderbride.com <[gabe]> well, with a name like "hot4u" or "sweet12f" how can i resist?!
<escoJones> my friend called me last night and said someone keeps canseling his downloads on napster so he asked me how i send them a virus
<Mank> Oh man, I am so, so good at talking to girls on AIM <Mank> And it's all thanks to you guys! <Ben> Mank, its not hard. <Slime> Mank, swimfan4u isn't real. <Slime> Sorry.
<tobeornot> ruff ryders anthem is unforgettable <trips> cause its so horrible <trips> like if you see a dead body <trips> that would be unforgettable too <trips> cause its out of the ordinary <trips> and its definitely not a good thing
<LEMC> (%) Resolved 18.244.1.156 to ANAL-RAPE-VICTIM-REHABILITATION-PROGRAM.MIT.EDU.
<pe> how do u see what modules are loaded into apache <deth1666-> wear 3d glasses
<radez> i tried slitting my wrist 3 days ago cuz i realized that my life sucked but then <radez> i wanted to watch coyote ugly
<EvilJoven> PDF is suck <EvilJoven> everyone should make their manuals using HTML <hikari-chan> Why do people in insist on using verbs as adjectives? <tack> because is fun <ketsugi> cos that's so impress <EvilJoven> because everythings been done before <EvilJoven> our generation has nothing to conquer, everythings been explored, we're basically just sitting here now kinda hanging out until the generation above us dies and we can take over <EvilJoven> so screw it, lets play nintendo and butcher the english language
<yeyey> why cant i compile my code? <programmer> well do you have a compiler? <yeyey> whats that?
<Desus> I'll just stick with my orginal plan for Nelly in the left channel and lil romeo in the right channel, and my voice panning back and forth going "this is not hip-hop"
<synth3tic> they used to air 3rd rock from the sun on here now <synth3tic> now they're airing some niggervision show with queen latifa
<Kenji310> Crap shit, my teacher wants me to find out how dogfishes reproduce <Wallon> Um, dogfish sex? <Kenji310> yep <Stryker> They do it doggie style.
<mem-out> .=~ <mem-out> flea with a flamethrower <wob> ^- idiot with a keyboard
* uoyem (meyou@little.filipino.kids.handle-my.biz) Quit ([BX] Just do it like Nike... BEEATCH!) <cjwc> irony?
<timmo> i fucking hate <timmo> when i answer the phone <timmo> and it gos like this <timmo> me: hello? <timmo> person: hello? <timmo> me: ... <click> <timmo> well i hate everything besides the last line
* Kaos legally owns Unknown Artist - Track 3 and doesn't pirate at all! <Kitsa> oo, I love that song
<WaterBomb> Actually, your penis is one of the cleanest parts of your body, since it receives little or no exposure to dirt and bacteria. <WaterBomb> So, in theory, sucking your own dick is healthier than sucking your thumb <Clicky_Pen> ... <NickWhiz1> ... <LavosPhoenix> ... <Melkor> ...
<Adonai> but the sex toy shop guy might think i'm crazy buying like 15 dildos <Alyssa^eating> wth... <Alyssa^eating> I just get back and I see that <Adonai> so what's the lesson you learned today Alyssa? <Alyssa^eating> I'm not sure <Adonai> don't come back to IRC ;oD
<carson> what's the easiest way to get gimp on os x? <Spam_Man> install Photoshop
<samurai> need to finish this crap for school but I can't get it done... any help here? <taleweaver> sure... what do you need? <samurai> whats the opposite of eloquence? <taleweaver> george w. bush?
<Gokou-sama> Which reminds me...whenever I get my own house, I'ma have little somewhat fancy glass bottles with a tag around their necks that says "Drink Me". I'll also make current cupcakes that say "Eat Me" in the currents. <Draconis[TCI]> and all the intrevenous drug needles with have lil "Inject Me" signs <Gokou-sama> lol that'd be funny <Gokou-sama> And tie one around my girlfriend's neck (supposing I had one) that said "Fuck Me"
<@Techno|AO> Dammit, NOW who am I going to make fun of? <@Techno|AO> I just found out there's a strip club in Quebec where you can get the strippers to give you blowjobs for 60 bucks Canadian! <alisdair> 60 dollars cdn is expensive for a blowjob in quebec <Cornjob7> You can get strippers in Dallas to give you blowjobs for $20 dollars, you get a free STD of your choice too. * Theta furiously takes notes.
<c0rnflake> what the fuck <c0rnflake> lol <c0rnflake> dude <c0rnflake> whats that one site to get your own ip? <c0rnflake> www.whatsmyip.com ? <madlib> www.dunno.com <travolta> c0rnflake: aol keyword: ip <c0rnflake> Im not on aol <c0rnflake> lol <travolta> you sure?
<hussain> we have a new domain <hussain> fruitopia.net <Arsenic> oh yeah? <Arsenic> ghetto :/ <hussain> yeah. <hussain> bah <hussain> i'm getting 5 more soon ùíù sean_ [sean@hussain.is.a.gay.fruitopia.net] has joined # fruit <sean_> hEh <hussain> hahah ùíù SignOff/#fruit sean_ [sean@hussain.is.a.gay.fruitopia.net] (Remote host closed the connection) ð hussain snickers <Arsenic> Bastard.
<RichiH> OK, i just iced my pants with canned air * RichiH thinks he is seriously bored
<NiffTuRNaL> its ok BenZor <NiffTuRNaL> windows isnt real <NiffTuRNaL> its just a fairytale linux users use to scare their kids
<Crazy> hn <MiGiSHu> Harvey Norman? <Crazy> fuck the shut up <MiGiSHu> So the next person who says "shut up", I gotta fuck? <MiGiSHu> *shudders* <Crazy> shut up!!!! <MiGiSHu> Ouch...
<Frozen-Solid> i say fuck rare, the have only made 1 game for GCN, and it's taken 5 years <agapencs> that's true...but x-box will have some really nice titles in 2007
<cheese^> a virus that reboots your computer all the time seems kinda pointless <@BenKenobi> cheese i dunno.. microsoft makes millions selling it every day
<dranyam> It's nature. How do you make nature against the fucking law? It grows everywhere. Serves a thousand different functions, all of them positive. To make marijuana against the law is like saying to God made a mistake. You know what I mean, it's like God on the seventh day looked down on his creation: <dranyam> "There it is, my creation, perfect and holy in all ways. Now, I can rest." <dranyam> [Mimes God looking around - spotting pot] <dranyam> "Oh my me." <dranyam> "I left fucking pot everywhere." <dranyam> "I should never have smoked that joint on the third day ..shit." <dranyam> "That was the day I created possums. Haha. Still gives me a chuckle." <dranyam> "If I leave pot everywhere that's gonna to give humans the impression they're supposed to... 'use' it." <dranyam> "(sigh)Now I have to create Republicans."
<Al_Koholic> FPD? <NativeAmericanPsycho> It's a black thing. <EMWCPrez> Like KFC?
<Quad> [Two men are standing face to face. One man is with a woman who looks suspvcisouly like a prostitute. Money is exchanged, and the woman leaves with the second man] <Quad> Fur trader <Quad> [Molson drops from the sky] <Quad> Budweiser <Quad> Molson....Canadian for Budweiser
<Snobbenunge> does anyone waht error: 0x1d1c4e86 referenced memory at 0x0000000000 the memory could not be read mean? :D <matricks> yes <Snobbenunge> what does it mean <Snobbenunge> ? <Snobbenunge> i only get it when i'm browsing the harddrives <matricks> someone forgot to check if a pointer was null before reading from it.. <Snobbenunge> ok. so some troubles with the mouse drivers?
<pyroman> I am unilateraly discontinuing diplomatic relations with hexbit. <hexbit> we had diplomatic relations? <pyroman> I don't need tsalmavet's or anyones support, I prepared to take action alone if necessary. pyroman can not just sit back and let someone like hexbit continue to harbor weapons of mass stupidity, and do nothing.