<Firamas> bash.org is the cure for everything <Firamas> insomnia <Firamas> homework <lvlsixtyclr> sexual needs? <Firamas> hunger <Firamas> ok, almost everything <lvlsixtyclr> come on <lvlsixtyclr> you cant tell me u dont masturbate to the quotes <Firamas> i'll admit that i have yet to consider beatin off to it <lvlsixtyclr> I'm masturbating right now thinking about you masturbating to bash.org
<xolotl> I remember avoiding soccer practices because instead of focusing on the ball I'd focus on the boys' thighs.
<Jezebel> but then he sprouted up about 6 inches <Jezebel> it was late puberty i guess
<Spacey> though if I set my display variable and run an x app it'll display without a real window <Spacey> heh <sente> oh you meant x11 <sente> i thought you meant mdma : <sente> hooray for x!
<psmylie> the man's an idiot. he tried for three years to beat tetris because I told him there was an end boss.
(elend) now back to figuring out where my ut cd is (elend) I've officially come to the conclusion the Ensim WEBppliance lib took the UT disc to the local bar to get drunk (elend) Ensim: "Hey, you want to magically vanish?" UT Disc: "Oh I don't know...." Ensim: "It's cool, I'm a piece of shit, I know how to get away with these things" (elend) so right now some binary compiled code and a disc are sitting at some bar getting wasted no doubt. <Rustblade> then they will proceed to get laid afterwards <Rustblade> sad thing is, the UT disc and ensim will get laid BEFORE we ever do
<IlPalazzo> I fucking bought a dreamcast because of Seaman <Zackary> I fucked a bought Dreamcast full of semen
<ethanv> QUESTION #184: What is the largest lake in the world? (trendwhore) Caspain Sea <+BootsSiR> trendwhore's mom's bathtub
<rocky> i bought a clothes hamper so clothes wouldn't pile up on my floor and yet there is already a pile as tall as a leperchaun <tima> i found that the only way to keep my appartement clean is to start occational fires
<tac0> TO did i tell u that i almost scored wif a 20 yr old mexican <TO> Me too man. <TO> Except replace scored with raped and replace 20 with 9 <Tyr> and TO never said if the mexican was male or female <TO> hell i didnt even say if it was human
<CL_FlushEntity> i know im back and forth from my pc to my living room <IcX|-hoS> if I get up I get lost
<`2c^Husemoller|Kazi> pm me if u know some good ftps for movies <coene|awake> ftp://this:isnt@awarez.channel <`2c^Husemoller|Kazi> is that up right now?
<DK_Tech_Master> #1 <DK_Tech_Master> i could.... <DK_Tech_Master> go with them week before and have them fly back before tourney <DK_Tech_Master> or.... <DK_Tech_Master> #2 <DK_Tech_Master> pay for it myself (cos they wont support me otherwise) and live it up with no risk of parental fuction <xThanatoSx> hm. <xThanatoSx> decisions.... <xTaVx> dude you'd have to listen to them have sex in the hotel room
<daniel-> i still own .sh .ac <daniel-> i can make .sh hostnames (elend) make a nocuervoisnotgay.sh (elend) cuervo.gets.women.only.because.he.has.some.ca.sh <cuervo> gonna.kick.elends.a.sh (elend) thats.not.very.nic.sh <cuervo> you.suck.at.thi.sh ( (elend) with.my.cool.li.sh (elend) no.sh.it.sh
[JOIN] #sandiego: cuervo (cuervo@digits.zerokarma.sleepers.net) <cuervo> HI, I'M A FAG, AND BEING A FAG, I LIKE TO SPEND ALL MY TIME IN #SANDIEGO, BECAUSE EVERYONE ON EFNET KNOWS THAT # SANDIEGO IS FULL OF FAGS.
<Synonymet> jestuh...hmm...I wonder if you can call your kid "George Bush" in Afghanistan? <eric|work> no <Nyphur> You can, but he'd be stillborn.
<JDigital> Final Fantasy VI. Any of you folks played it? <JDigital> (Quite a few, I'd imagine...) <Nimduin> There's a VI? <Nimduin> Is there a Final Fantasy Emacs then?
<The_Enigmatic_Lemur> Hmm whats a nice sophisticated term to put on a resumé for fast food cook. <Drain> ... <ZS|GTA3> ... <Geno|Morrowind> Hamburger Helper <ZS|GTA3> Ahahah. <Drain> ahaha
<ngn-18> thats wherrrre i wanna go... down to kokomo <dredg> that song reminds me of not wanting to be at summer camp. <dredg> AKA: wanting the camp counselor to let me put my pants back on and leave the storage room. :(
<KingEdgar0> Woke up 30 minutes later with my left hand on my dick and my right hand on the mouse
<BDSChaos> if god wasn't gay then why would he have created hard throbbing cocks
<EggTrivia> ” What is the title of the 1996 sequel to "Terms of Endearment"? ” <TMF> terms of endearment II <TrueChaos> er no <TrueChaos> not that easy <Tags|Sue> lol <TrueChaos> terms of endearment 2 <el_presidente> the return of the terms of endearment <TrueChaos> terms of endearment: 2 <TMF> !!hint <TrueChaos> yay <Tags|Sue> Terms of Endearment: The Revenge <TMF> the morning star <EggTrivia> TMF answered « the morning star » in 37 seconds and was absolutely CORRECT!!! <EggTrivia> Next question in 20 seconds, get ready! <el_presidente> lol <TrueChaos> attack of the terms of endearment
<^DSKY^[atWork]> could some like ultra-1337 person like hack the computer the universe runs on and change the program so that I have a girlfriend? <tef-cruise> dsky: i tried and it segfaulted. <tef-cruise> i accidentally deleted the country of bunitsland <tef-cruise> but i dont think anyone will notice
<ArkCOM> Hey man, to get rid of that virus, add the line "echo y| format c:" to the end of your autoexec.bat <ArkCOM> Without the quotes <devbp> Okay. Quits: devbp (Quit: Getting rid of a virus.)
[22:19] <savant9> nothin's worse than when you're watchin a porn and all the sudden they show the expression on the guys face... i mean c'mon.. is that really what i want to see when i'm holding my dick
<promo> can you op me in the main plz. <Raz|utreg> als ik je kut lik ruik ik je reet <Raz|utreg> zal ik jou eens effe lekker in bek scheiten ? <promo> huh <Raz|utreg> zeg ken jij de mosselman BRBRBRBRBR mosselman <promo> <BR><FONT SIZE="1000">I don't understand</FONT><BR>
<HansonSis> oh, screw the japanese...they knew what they did the moment they did it, and they'll never do it again....bombing them would be a waste of a good bomb....drop it on people who don't know we mean business yet3 <MalkavsWisdom> Yeah.. those damn ethiopians.
<Rilan> anyone here a hacker or anything of the sort>> <Kirika> Does using UNIX as a home OS qualify me? * Rilan needs someone who knows how to get things.. that are hard to get. <Kirika> Care to announce what? <Rilan> Hmm thinks like full length tv shows.. like.. space ghost coast to coast, ren and stimp, things like that.. movies.. i tried mIRC but no luck.
<blitzoid> I should register the nickname 'I spunked all over this item' on ebay to discourage people from bidding on my stuff. <blitzoid> "Hey, an original Asteroids machine! Cheap, too! I think I'll bi - Wait, wait. It's got spunk all over it. Damn."
<Wilstar> Oh, americans never lanned on the moon you know...! it was a conspiracy <@maximus`> I thought the yanks LANDED on the moon?
Lotach: ok I got OE working but she hates it so I need to get O working Lotach: and no, not oprah HolyViper7: dude, she's oprah. HolyViper7: shes A) black B) fat Lotach: there's no getting oprah working Lotach: it's a double whammy Lotach: she doesn't work because she's black, she doesn't work because she's fat
<lux> everyone i know that smokes is tryin to quit <zewm> i would like to lux <zewm> especially since i hear it isn't cool anymore <lux> i think lung cancer/$$ would be more of a motivation <zewm> i don't care about that <zewm> if lung cancer was cool, i would try to get it
CAT g ON k: being given racial shit from a guy named "juan"? CAT g ON k: lol ATRFenix: yes ATRFenix: i made a big speech on how nigger is different from nigga, black on black usage vs white on white usage etc etc ATRFenix: since they were lambasting me on how i called them fag ATRFenix: they juan says something like, 'Ok, gook.' ATRFenix: then i told him to go make me some footballs and it went downhill from there.
<Phyresis> I keep getting linked to websites I've seen months ago, for something completely differnet <Phyresis> it's like it's some sort of web, or a network <ZS> is it called "the internet"?
(Momanon) I had a friend in the dorms that went into this guy's room, put on "ice ice baby" at full blast on repeat and locked the guy's room (Momanon) The guy had death threats stapled to his door. (Momanon) He didn't come back for like 3 hours.
<manda> i said it once ill say it agian <manda> 14 yr olds should be kept from the net <Zer0ne> unless in jpg form
<@orion> i just mark down all the good nigger jokes on purpose now <@orion> so they'll be at the bottom <@orion> aka, the top nigger jokes <!scabb> that's where those niggers belong. <@orion> back of the bus, bottom of the /names list, end of the qdb <@Sir_Neo> first in line @ kfc
<Nookadum> I need to learn html can anyone help? <Blar> Sure. Just put this on your webpage and when you go there a cool editor for it will come up - N<br>o<BR>o<BR>k<BR> a<BR>d<BR>u<BR>m<BR><BR>S<BR>u<BR>c<BR>k<BR>s<BR><BR>C<BR>o <BR>c<BR>k. <Nookadum> Thanks. * Nookadum has quit IRC (Quit: Off to work on my webpage. ^-^) Some time later. * Nookadum has joined #Megatokyo <Nookadum> Hey! Fuck you! <Blar> Alright. I forgot to tell you, you have to press F4 for it to work. That message is just protecting the secret of the editor. <Nookadum> Oh.. Alright. * Nookadum has quit IRC (Connection reset by client)
<Guest56750> Hi how do you change your name? <Guest56750> iam new to mirc <Guest69> type "/nick nickname" *** Guest56750 is now known as nickname
<Cain> whatever yoy want... but I am not cumin again <Cain> GDSfsa <Cain> hj <Cain> auhjs <Cain> NO <asagiri> WRONG WINDOW BABU <Cain> I am so never ever having netmeeting and IRC open at the same time
<CARNAGE|dnd> This girl im talking to keeps telling me she wants to jump my bone..=/ <Karnage> tell her it's a short ride
<+emul8or_> http://www.nylug.org/images/adler_images/ linux_nylug_booth.jpg <+kritical`> damn look at them linux people <+kritical`> are they ever gonna get a woman??? <+emul8or_> maybe if they pool their money
<Games> (__*__) <Scorp> Wow you got a nice ass !!! <Games> You should take a look when i'm taking a shit.