<Katalyst> how the hell do they make rice krispies snap crackle and pop <SumDumGoy> Magic, Kat. <Promethius> Kat: They over-dry the rice after it's puffed, so when milk touches it, it converts to a less-dense form and the act of subfusion makes it pop <Katalyst> [Promethius]: the 'magic' idea seems less complicated :o
<Blaxthos> one time i misjudged my preshit feeling <Blaxthos> ejected a log onto the kitchen floor <Blaxthos> my girlfriend flipped the fuck out
<Kevyn> Windows XP has been running for 2wks 6days 49mins 26secs <Kevyn> Heh. Damn. <Kevyn> I thought I smelled something burning.
<Blaxthos> kat is a female <Blaxthos> and in #cisco ? <u3q> kat is playing hard to want
<@Damone> i can now legally drive 10 tonne trucks <@`2L> so u can drive your mum around?
<dr_cool> New Zealand is a shit hole full of sheep <marc> yeah, but they give better head than the kangaroos
<RaVenCorax> someone watched demolition man last night <Admiral_Justin> someone did? <Admiral_Justin> the ratings are in? <Admiral_Justin> :o <Admiral_Justin> We must find this man and do many terrible things to him.
<Yomanman> you know, the only thing stopping me from killing hotmail is this Dance Dance Revolution music
«SomeGuyYouDontKnow» 8ball are you on 5-cent crack «Harold» SomeGuyYouDontKnow, the 8-ball says I'm too high to answer that.
* Ricyn watches the wind knock someone over outside <Jedah> don't ya love hurricanes? * Ricyn checks weatherbug. <Ricyn> 60mph gusts <Jedah> this sounds like a fun time to parasail <Ricyn> yeah, just run into the street and jump
<zipperface> Erin, mon cherrie, ta beauté et seulment comparable à qui a coupé le fromage. <Xanathis> did you say her beauty is comparable to a cup of cheese? <Jedah> no no <Jedah> her beauty is only comparable to who cut the cheese
<ash26> tip <ash26> never call yourself an american in england <ash26> claim your canadian <ash26> it will be so much easier for you
< NewsFlash > Raw Sewage Spills Into Miami Bay <zipperface> OoO let's go for a swim! <zipperface> Might become super heroes. <CremePuff> right. i call dibs on the Fantastic Condom Man
<Yomanman> we're gonna have a southern wedding! <PowerRad> Also known as a family reunion
<thinkmad> your face sucks <thinkmad> watch my movie <thinkmad> http://www.thinkmad.com/tvp/tvp/Media/ Meetyou_lo_320x240.mov <Hummer> thats good advertising <Hummer> start off with an insult. always works <Drakken> FUCK YOU ALL - Buy Crest toothpaste! <Hummer> hahah <golic3> He got your attention though <Hummer> true <Hummer> EAT SHIT! go to mcdonalds!
<SomeGuyYouDontKnow> theres a fatal error between the keyboard and the back of the chair <Yomanman> Norton Crashguard had to shut downthe chair. all unsaved comfort settings have been lost <SomeGuyYouDontKnow> hit any user to continue
<zipperface> !seen the man who raped me but when i find him i'm going to lube him up real nice like and bang away at his ass. <Harold> Sorry zipperface, I have never seen the man who raped me but when i find him i'm going to lube him up real nice like and bang away at his ass.
<sam> people seem to fear toilet seats like the damned plague these days <Ishap> They're staging rebellions <MEEKS> If you had to put up with all that ass, wouldn't you?
<Match> DAMMIT! All my half life cd keys are in use! I can't get on CS! <Match> Those monkeyfuckers who actually bought the game are probably playing it! <H4Z3> Does their evil know no bounds?
<Raphie> what are all the names of the seven dwarfs <stevieo4> coke, acid, marijuana, reds, blues, speed, and of course heroin. Hmmm. I think I missed one.
<Neil> Whit, if you have nothing better to do, please dont spend time repeating what other people say in an irc channel, for your own fun, its quite annoying. <Whit> wheet, eff yew heave notink beta toodew, police doughnut spin tyme rear-painting wot order peepul sail un hey eye arr sea chang hell foo yew un fon, hits quit annayin
<[MI]Xealous> well, my friend invented the idea of "morning pussy" <[MI]Xealous> its like pulling apart a grilled cheese sandwhich
<TFA|PL4YER> woot looking forward to getting my new hd tonight <TFA|MikeRotch> hehe <TFA|PL4YER> now i dont have to be "choosy" with what porns i keep <TFA|MikeRotch> now THAT's how you know you have a sad life
<Creeper> yeah the last time I tried social activity, I get home...and BAM <Creeper> Herpies
<Rann-chan> I just want to run screaming into the night. <ThePlaya> Do so <Rann-chan> It's not dark yet.
<Grim> <chikster> fuck a pole <Grim> *** [#geekissues] No users matching *.pl found on channel.
<@pr3x3l> my sister goes to emory <@Blaxthos> is she hot ? <@pr3x3l> we think she's a lesbian dude <@Blaxthos> what's her number ? <@Blaxthos> i'll finalize the decision for her
<MiDGeT`> so its just irony i guess <MiDGeT`> but cooler <BrettyBoy> i hate ironing
<TexacoForKids> you need a good pickup line.. like "so you putting out or what?"
<hasek30> see i put <embed src="WishYouWereHere.mid" autoplay= "true" loop="false" width="400" height="100"> <X13> Is the file named WishYouWereHere.mid? <hasek30> nah its not
[topic@#perth(DALNET)]: Hey, blackmarket drugs aren't all bad. Hell, they've been teaching kids the metric system since 1954!
<pork> all the chicks here are either really ugly, lesbian, or men <CardCheat> some are all three, pork <Shovelbearer> uglesbimen
<dodee> you want hard, ask glc to send you some of his grannies in nipple clamps shitting on japanese girls that are eating vomit while haveing 50 guys nut on them <CreePy> dodee: I have that one, it sucked. The one with vultures eating the girl's liver while a leopard raped her was cool tho. <dodee> jesus christ
dodee: I look british. dodee: I think it's the haircut. [jhk]: it's probably the teeth
<CreeDC> rsw: is the neice cute? <rswAFK> it's not born yet. <Dodee> that's young, even for matt. <rswAFK> she's underage, anyway. <CreeDC> rsw: but it's a girl for sure right?
<Squiggle> When I grow up, I wanna be arrested for masturbating in front of a daycare.
CreeDi: I made a joke to this chick about how she was grumpy because she was beaten a lot as a child, and it turns out she really was. CreeDi: I felt about as big as a keebler elf testicle.
<shithead1> it appears my computer just deleted all the cookies. <JustNoodle> now, all you have to do is rename it "cookie monster"
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<Jedi-Ohki> yah, and im a newbie because i've been a. using mirc since...1998 b. been using the internet since...1995, or c. all of the above.
<Jim> WOAH, HUGE STORY FROM FOX NEWS <Jim> KIDS WHO DRINK ARE MORE LIKELY TO HAVE SEX <Frinky> WOW <Frinky> I never would have guessed that <Swimguy37> no kiddin <Jim> It's almost as shocking as their "there are perverts on the internet" story
<Wilfred> Do you think I could kick your mom's ass Justin? <Wilfred> And remember...I've had weapons training. <Michael> Masturbating in the closet doesn't count as "Weapons training" in Canada. No matter how thin and pointy it is. <Wilfred> It's very thin and pointy.
<Boogaleeboo> I'm sorry your budget only allows for 5 dollars to spend on hookers <Boogaleeboo> And I'm sorry your ugliness only allows sex with hookers <Joe_> How much does yours allow, Boog? <Boogaleeboo> Silly <Boogaleeboo> You don't PAY <Joe_> Ah, the confessions of a Boston rapist. <Boogaleeboo> It's not rape if you kill them first <Joe_> Touche