<%jdp> i come first! <%TruWizdom> yeah thats what i hear <%TruWizdom> like after 12 seconds
<@mike> i think what we all want to know, orion, is whether the ice cream truck hit the kid <@orion> unfortunately not <@orion> it was just some kids screaming after the missed creamy treat opportunity
<jestuh> QDB TIP OF THE DAY: ALL THE GOOD NIGGERS JOKES CAN BE ACCESSED BY CLICKING 'BOTTOM'
<FZ1> raff on #banan <FZ1> raff using irc.efnet.pl ATMAN Network, Warsaw, Poland <FZ1> raff End of /WHOIS list. <shaan> wow <shaan> the polish have an irc server <shaan> i wonder how many it takes to run it
8:08PM <Shiznaz> for our senior prank we took about ten buckets of white oil paint and painted in 30 foot tall letters "GAY PRIDE" on the black tar shingle roof of out school <Shiznaz> I went to an all boy's school <Shiznaz> you could see the GAY PRIDE from blocks away <cornflake> lol <Shiznaz> they tried painting the white paint black so you wouldn't see it, but the shingles were more grey than anything, so it was just as easy to read <Shiznaz> I think they've just reshingled it since then <Huge_Spatula> I wish I went to an all boys school. All that fresh, untapped man ass
<Tbodd> I pull no punches with the women <Tbodd> otherwise, they just get back up and beat the crap outta me
<Damocles> one of my classmate from HS apparently got a boob job. <ogre173> cool <ogre173> is it done good? <Wetzel_116> heh <Jim258> lol <Damocles> dunno. <Damocles> she works at the video store by my house. <Damocles> I should go take a look. <Jim258> or two...
<Yukanojo> engrish.com is proof that the japanese are just as bad as the americans in that they like to spout stupid things in other languages <Yukanojo> for all we know, those shirts with trendy kanji on them probably say "WOODEN BLOATED CHICKEN PENIS"
*** Quits: amyafk (africhot@vw-12506.bigpond.net.au) (Exit: Faith is the bird that feels the light and sings when the dawn isstill dark!) <jm> Karma is the bird that shits on your car after you wash it from doing donuts on the local church's front lawn
<+santa|> wouldnt it be funny if eminem was mexican <+[SLiM]D12> lol <+santa|> and he was like.. Eminesse
<Tr1driph0n> shouldn't the past tense of shit be shot? <Tr1driph0n> like, you know, 'i shot my pants'?
<tis_berni> I'm a construction worker <tis_berni> for one more week <tam> and then? <moof> then he has to be the indian or the navy guy.
<Threeboy> don't use it ever when i'm in here please. <_3D_Mike|work> use what? <_3D_Mike|work> whigger? <Threeboy> "nigger" it's fucking rascist. <JonM> I am not racisct <JonM> it was easier to type then african american
<clay> my car is immobile <ryanwrk> doesnt that go against the whole point of a car existing <clay> i can push it around
<worksoufy> man i need to eat <Trak3r> that's "yoda" speak for "i need to eat a man" <worksoufy> sick bastard you are
<Dedushka> Syntax error: function hell() needs an argument. Please choose what hell you want to involve <Dedushka> i dunno much fortran <madiera> FORTRAN compilers are more like "error, gorak think u program not working. gorak consult rock and tree."
<BMTwigzta> People act like 9/11 was some big thing, it's not like they crashed EFnet or anything
<Rjx> I could be good at marketing <Rjx> I'd target spam at geeks <Rjx> "Viagra! Increase your Uptime!"
<PS_GAMER> Neill, just to be sure, that text compression problem with SD3 is a thing of the past, correct? <Neill1712> PS: Well, I killed the text compression. But now the text compression's big brother is hiring someone to kill me, so I'll keep you posted <PS_GAMER> Thanks.
Statik : are you going to sleep? Statik : I need to get off so my sister can go to sleep Statik : um...I didn't mean it like that >:(
<@i-node> I thought battlenet checked to see if you were
korean
<@i-node> if(iskorean()){acceptconnection();}
UsMc-LiTe: OMFG I JUST GOT A GF!!!!!!!!! AkIrAgOrN909: Sadly folks, hes talking about the Grandfather sword in Diablo 2.
<Kiko> I love you guys <@mjau> we love you too kiko <@mjau> dude, kiko... isnt that a type of soy sauce <@mjau> KIKOMAN <@mjau> hehehe <@mjau> salty yet delicious <Kiko> Thats what SHE said <Kiko> :)
<aiko> Whenever I see animal sex on TV, it's always awkward because there's no cheesy porn music in the background. <aiko> But I guess if they used cheesy porn music, people would automatically start masturbating.
<Rick^y>shit, one time, i jerked off into kleenex, but i didn't have enough time to through it out cause the phone rang <Rick^y>so i forget about the kleenex, and couple hours later i end up wiping my mouth with it <illy>yumm...
(@BigTruck): 'magine havin' to go to the emergency room and fill out that little questionaire paper at the beginning "description of ailment" (@Phitz): hahahaha (@BigTruck): i got a nerf football stuck in my hootie *** Joins: hootie (blah@209.250.58.28) (@BigTruck): :o (@Phitz): wtf (@BigTruck): my mind just exploded (@Phitz): *nod*
* m4z3` kicks dalnet * Quits: m4z3` (maze@216.206.242.213) (Killed (zone.hub.us.dal.net ())) <Jagfire> And DALnet kicks back
<Vellius> ... I wonder if the really nerdy Klingons learn how to speak english
<Raenne> Damnit, my cookies are only half baked <Tungee> Smoke em up a bit more then <Futility> Heh heh heh... half baked. <Raenne> I stuck em back in the oven :) <Tungee> Mazi <Tungee> Nazi <Raenne> ... <Raenne> They are COOKIES, not PEOPLE <Raenne> chocolate chip :) <Tungee> The nazi's didn't believe the Jews were people either
<jagyd> I think you finally found a character not limited by your intellectual capabilities. <Dwopple the Orc> huh?
<Dragon-Beast> Yoshi's Story <Dragon-Beast> so so so easy <lazz|away> well it wasnt exactly aimed at older gamers <Dragon-Beast> I know that, but I can't figure out how pregnant women are supposed to get the controller past the cervix so Nintendo can reach its target audience.
<Inter> 90 percent of chicks on the internet are cock teases. <`MT> other 10% have cocks
<Guilty> If I ever smoked crack I'd be sure to put aside a few dollars per robbery for hygenic purposes <Guilty> Like for every DVD player I jacked, buy a bottle of shampoo <Guilty> Maybe some q-tips
<Tuxedocat> The other day i noticed some similarities between Willy Wonka's chocolate factory and a meth lab <Tuxedocat> if you stay there a while you see some strange shit <Tuxedocat> there's stuff that can kill you if you mess with it <Tuxedocat> it's run by a strange guy who doesn't like visitors
<@SiZZuRp> dude ask ne1 <@gatrhaze> ne1 No such nick <@gatrhaze> ne1 End of /WHOIS list.
< Logik-> jesus fucking christ this lag! < cristib> 11:33 CTCP PING reply from Logik-: 1.527 seconds < Logik-> cristib, my computers ram < cristib> your RAM is fucking lagging? < cristib> that's deep
<+Hotaru> Hmm, 1 in 32 Americans are either in jail or prison, on probation, or on parole. <@Riffraff> COOL! <+Vulpes> I didn't know we had that many politicians.
<damocles> one day...tv will be nothing but "when good pets go bad 27" and porn
<SickRick> anyone know why linuxvideo.org is down? was it shut down? <ian_> Because "linux" and "video" are mutually exclusive
<bri> 12 <bri> er <bri> 22 <napalm_> sweet... <napalm_> oh <bri> either way <napalm_> darn thought someone I might be able to score. <napalm_> lol <bri> im not gonna ask <napalm_> I always keep lollipops on me.
<bri> when you're stoned at night the golf course looks like marioland <bri> : <kitten> heh <bri> i hum the theme music <bri> and jump on bushes <bri> but then i get all cut up <bri> :
<freeweed> NEVER try to add your C: to winamp all at once <freeweed> it really fucks things up
<sdlkfj> ahnyone know what dedicated hosting does? like can I run ICQ in there ?
* Joins: Julie_ (~warez@63.243.0.98) Julie_ is ~warez@63.243.0.98 * * I'm to lame to read BitchX.doc * <jube> Julie_ you're using bitchx and therefore unix. <jube> that doesnt bode well for your dress size <Julie_> ha <jube> prove me wrong in .jpg form
<Fishfood> DONUT MASTURBATION IS LIKE SEX IN THE SAME WAY A CYRIX 333 WITH A VODOO 3 AND A 2 GIG WD HARD DRIVE IS LIKE AN ATHLON 2600 WITH 1TB MAXTOR RAID ARRAY AND A MODERN NVIDIA GRAPHICS CARD <Funk> Fish, could you make sex any less sexy? <Fishfood> FUNK IM TRYING TO EXPLAIN IT TO DONUT <Donut[AFK]> UHH FISH <Donut[AFK]> I DON'T JUST SIT THERE AND PUMP <Fishfood> DONUT IT DOESN'T MATTER IF YOU HANG UPSIDE DOWN FROM THE DAMN CEILING <Fishfood> IF MASTURBATION WAS LIKE SEX WHAT THE HELL WOULD GIRLS BE FOR <Funk> Masturbating over.