<Qualjyn> you fucking pussy ass fucker <Qualjyn> i hate your fucking mom you bitch <Qualjyn> suck my cock crap face <Qualjyn> - <Qualjyn> a haiku by Qualjyn
<SupaSupa> I got an Eclipse and it is missing the 3 bottom gears, wtf is wrong with it <Monte`SS`> bahahahahaha <Monte`SS`> "missing" <Monte`SS`> whered they go? <SupaSupa> They are hiding
<irq> so i was spanking-the-monkey for all it was worth and just about to cum <irq> when my dad bangs on the door <irq> i say "i'm comming" <irq> and my dad says "that wont help you open the door" <irq> now i am going to need theorpy for life!
<fox> i just banged my boob and lost my dog :( <itchy> better than losing your boob and banging your dog
<LunchPailTree> the moral of this story is: if you have no morals, go get yourself a 12 year old friend so you can fuck her after you drug her
* Lieutenant_Dan thinks that it strangely tastes like poo <Lieutenant_Dan> my mum made heaps of this cream caramel stuff <Lieutenant_Dan> it's awesome! <Jed_D`Lagged> Ew. <Ragnarok`> did ur mum have a shit or something?
<Midtown> my family is going down the tube fast... <Punkrwker> y is dat? <Midtown> i walk into my rents comp room and my 13 year old bro is beatin off <Midtown> so i run into my moms room laughing my ass off and i say "go look at spence" <Midtown> she goes "is he playing with himself again" <Punkrwker> hahahahahahaha <Midtown> i almost fucking died laughing, then i was like ...."again?"
<Comedy> Now now, we all like our anal virginity. <timbo`> mine was violated with my first poo
<Spink> man <Spink> I shot myself in the neck, that sucked <Minion> it's too bad you obviously survived <Spink> yeah <Spink> If only it was a gun <Spink> I'd probably be happier <Minion> We'd all be happier <Spink> jizz on my collar :/
<Ouroboros> You know, I think the modern-day computer tech replaces, to some extent, the mystic of ancient times. <Ouroboros> Here we have these strange, inexplicable boxes that are sometimes possessed by demons, and the mystic comes and opens the sacred box and waves his magic charms and things and somehow exorcises the spirits and makes everything good and whole again. <Ouroboros> Then he takes all your money and disappears.
<IDK> She sure didn't look 15 dancing around in her underwear. <mothoc> that's probably why your friend was arrested <IDK> The moral is, beware Russian/Eastern European accents. <IDK> Apparently, the fall of the Soviet Union caused the world market to be flooded with weapons-grade jailbait.
<Jsangspar> PEEKAY! >:O I DEMAND USE OF hi <Jsangspar> :\ <PK-Fortis> what? <Jsangspar> violent mood-swings mid-sentence <Jsangspar> I think I have PMS.
(@atarax) People act like 9/11 was some big thing, it's not like they crashed EFnet or anything.
* ogw is zooming along at 650 * ogw looks like that guy from the memorex commercials when he's sitting at his computer <fo0bar> is it live? <ogw> has anyone ripped that off yet? <ogw> or have I just predicted the next Dell campaign <ogw> "Is it dead? Or is it Dell®?"
<+|TX|-Narflar> I thought he was Lawless's bitch =) <@KK> he gets around <@KK> LIKE VINYL ON A TURNTABLE
* suicide6x packets stikys brain <suicide6x> Now you are dumb <Yottabyte> too late <Yottabyte> Packeting stiky's brain would be like packeting a dial up connection <Stiky> shut up <Stiky> more like <Stiky> 26k now <Stiky> cause i smoked a bowl <suicide6x> ha <suicide6x> exploit!
<RokChik> I spent $125 on jeans, two shirts, a sweater thing, two pairs of sox, bra, undies, earrings, bracelet, and necklace <sixtymhz> Rok: yeah, good job shopping. <sixtymhz> Wish I could get all that for $125. Even bra and panties. <sixtymhz> Would make my Friday nights go over better. <ShinJN> whoa * ShinJN steps away from 60mhz <sixtymhz> ShinJN: hater <sixtymhz> just playing, where's ya'lls sense of humor tonight? <ShinJN> it's there <ShinJN> i was joking <sixtymhz> oh, so you wanna step closer? <ShinJN> no
<Melissa> skinny is teh win <Melissa> bettar than fat <DarkShadow> true <Melissa> nothing weirder than hearing a guys flab smack against you while fucking <Melissa> talk about a mood killer
<@Amitlu> errr <@Amitlu> i mean do <SpeedyPhoenix> do who? <SpeedyPhoenix> >.> <@Amitlu> -_- * @Amitlu gives Speedy a black guy <@Amitlu> eye* <@Amitlu> If you quote me, I'll kill you >.<
<Packet> Reminds me of the time I was naked and tried to break into that grade school... <Packet> What were we talking about?
<[m1]> imagine filling a realdoll with ketchup and dropping it from the top of a building <[m1]> and your friend is bellow, and you seti tup so he's standing there when the realdoll lands <[m1]> and he start jerking off <[m1]> and quoting Macbeth <friar> imagine filling a realdoll full of mayonaise and leaving it in a carpark while it all oozes out <friar> imagine putting your cock inside teddy ruxpin so you see the tip everytime he opens his mouth
<Threeboy> it's cause we're all infected with IRC. <mutatedjellyfish> speak for yourself <mutatedjellyfish> im a scientific observer of the victims of this "IRC" <mutatedjellyfish> me and my associates are working on developing a cure <Threeboy> doc, we need 55cc's of social life, STAT! <mach_one> NOOOOOOOO! <mach_one> get that needle away from me! * mach_one runs back to his cave <mutatedjellyfish> restrain him!
<aichpvee> kiger: what was best back in the day in uo was roleplaying a prostitute <Kiger> lol <Kiger> you did that aich? <aichpvee> yeah, i ran the "Streakers' Guild of Britannia" <aichpvee> ran around nekkid and used bow command to give head for money
<Gartuff|VivaLasVegas> so far my record is like 10+ trips to vegas, without ever getting married
SpOoNmAn· man, one time i had a Mr Heros roman burger...that fuckin thing passed thry my bowels in about 5 minutes...i was in the mall and had enuff time to run to the closest bathroom. I was about to sit down and my ass erupted, i blew shit all over the toilet and a guy was in the next stall....he screamed and ran out.
·SpOoNmAn· my grandpa gave me some cayenne peppers so i could cut some up and add it to food (I like spicy food), so i cut some up. I then went to take a piss. About 2 minutes later, I had a burning sensation on my penis that would make even the mightiest men weep like a little school girl..i tore my pants off and my penis was red and on fire. I jumped in the shower (this is at 2am) and let the cold water hit my peter, but alas, nothing helped.
*iRc-AsS* ok POOP story.......I knew this one fucked up kid.,.he came to ohio from idaho....there was a special tree hangin out over a freewayor something....daily....he would climb that tree..and while being hidden by the trees foliage..he would SHIT on the passing cars
<GTi-brenter> just went to read the paper, our movie reviewer is so homo <GTi-brenter> he gives low star ratings to all the blockbuster movies <GTi-brenter> but then gives 4 stars to all the foreign films that tells about the french mans penis falling off <GTi-fippy> that one was good
losercmc: I'm going to kill splintercell, or at least get banned trying Sgtsnowman85: yea u should Sgtsnowman85: if i had enough money i'd fly to his city and track him down Sgtsnowman85: and lick his ass Sgtsnowman85: AH! losercmc: hahaha Sgtsnowman85: kick! Sgtsnowman85: omg
<fox1324> fucking hell <fox1324> my mom dosent want me to get that backpack cause she thinks its gay <neo123> what backpack? <neo123> HOLY FUCK THAT BACKPACK IS GAY <fox1324> im gonna get that backpack and then have sex with like 40 hot girls <fox1324> and then it wont be gay <neo123> but somehow you will still be <fox1324> say that after ive had sex with 40 hot girls
<greenocide> Had to give report over censorship today. <greenocide> So I put in a pr0n vid and they made me turn it off. <OniSlave> Did u get an A? <greenocide> I hope so, cause they kept the video. Asshole teachers are probably wanking it right now.
<Real^Quasar> anyway: my 56k is going half the speed it used to <cts> it might be your line <Threeboy> check if anyone is stepping on your wire <Real^Quasar> hmm <Threeboy> but don't put the modem to your face, cause they take thier foot off <Threeboy> and you get sprayed with data. <Real^Quasar> ...
< Time> that reminds me of when Manning and I installed OS/2 Warp4 on a box and during the install routine it said something to the likes of 'join the hundreds of people on the internet'
<%pan-chan^^> i need about 8+ hours of sleep <+gabu> yes <+gabu> but you're from australia <+gabu> you sleep during the day <+gabu> don't you ?
<iMike> I am so horny, but matteo won't have sex with me anymore. <matteo> That's because of you having that affair with that cow. <iMike> Which cow? The big brown and white one? Or your mom?
<Greywolf2001ca> I formatted my drive because NWN wouldn't work online for me today. <Nafoi> Uh dude they took the Master Server down for maitnence no one can play online... <Greywolf2001ca> ....FUCK
Kid1: What are you, illiterate? Teacher: Hey, we dont talk about illiterate people. Kid2: Yea, we write about them.
<saint_> i should masturbate <saint_> but like <saint_> my sister lives with me <Agent_069> hahaha <Agent_069> who needs masturbation when you have a sister? :P
<jayo> hey how do haiku's work? is it 5 sylabals the first line, 7 the second, 5 the third? <R0y2> yeah <R0y2> when i cum in you <R0y2> i feel the law is broken <R0y2> you are twelve years old <jayo> haha <R0y2> ^_^
<Eternal_S> Is this the irc-channel about the windows shell Litestep? <DeVante`> No... <DeVante`> This is where we, the homosexual IRC community, can come together without persecution from others. * Floach- slaps DeVante` around a bit with a large trout <DeVante`> Er.. <DeVante`> I mean.. <DeVante`> Yes... <DeVante`> Litestep shell. <DeVante`> That's us!
<Incognita> my baby does not have the birth defect that effects 50% of the +human population :D <Demon> Incognita: what -- a vagina?
<Squall^> does she looks like a japanese anime? <LStranger> Sorta. <Squall^> then go fuck her up <LStranger> I'd like to. <LStranger> Two problems... I have a girlfriend, and I haven't even talked to her yet. <Gage> two solutions, cheating and rape
<kisama> hold on we made charts of our class schedules <kisama> WHERE THEY DON'T OVERLAP THERE'S WACKING TIME <nyisles> thats why i didnt go away to college <nyisles> i could never have a roommate <nyisles> jerking off would be way too awkward <Guilty> Ny, I imagine everyone does it in the shower <Guilty> So hygiene benefits from awkwardness <Guilty> Or just get a girlfriend <nyisles> that 's so inconvenient when I 've got 8+ gigs of video porn on my HDD! <DrNick668> guilty: can u get waterproof pron? <Guilty> Having sex with a girl wouldnt be nearly as awkward in front of someone <nyisles> it would be to me <Guilty> Its called your imagination, nick <kisama> hmm <kisama> on mondays, wednesdays <kisama> and fridays <kisama> i can wack it <kuro> i won 't be anywhere around <kuro> i 'll be in class <kuro> so he can do whatever the fuck he wants, as long as my stuff is still clean when i get home <Guilty> Snow is so honest <Guilty> He says right in front of his roomate "On monday and friday I'll be masturbating while you're at class" <kuro> i won't come back early