<X2> [AlekaiTalon] Uh-oh, watch out ladies, Alekai Talon is in the house <Tyr> yea ladies, watch out <Tyr> he might steal ur men :p
(XBL-im): i have adelphia/time warner wires running side by side (XBL-im): into my room (XBL-im): appartently my adelphia one is creating a magnetic field that send the transmition into the air (XBL-im): high enough that planes can pick it up (XBL-im): *i live near a huge international airport* (XBL-im): anyways, the FCC was looking for the problem (XBL-im): and they found me (XBL-im): they gave me this 30 min bullshit lecture on how it works (XBL-im): and then they offered me an alternative to cable (XBL-im): lol
<Weng> If one were to download every piece of porn on the internet, paysites and all, and remove the duplicates, how many 120 gig hard drives would he have to span? <Cray0la> hmm <NaiWiste> a lot <Weng> including gay, kiddie, fetish and assorted other disgusting variations <NaiWiste> i'de say. at least 200gb for kiddie pr0n <Weng> only 200? <Snickerdo> Wang: Maxtor and WD would get into a bidding war over you, that's how much. <Weng> Cool. Time to put this 56k pipe to work
<MrSaturn> oh yeah, and I've run a shopping cart into John Romero <MrSaturn> on accident, of course ... but when I saw who it was, I almost did it again <MrSaturn> my first thought was "damn slow hippie woman" <MrSaturn> then he turns around. <Trikky_Dikk> After he turned around, I still would have thought, "Damn slow hippie woman."
<GimpChimp> I'm going to rape it. And tell the court it lead me on with its suggestive icon-wiggling. <GimpChimp> Just as soon as I work out the technical details of raping an Internet window.
<afro> yeh he flies in from sweden every weekend <SectorX4> Deos he bring you anything illegal? <toe> aids
Benjyman: man everyone knows there's a black superman though, whatsisface....steel Benjyman: by day hes mild mannered shaquille oneal
(Marxs2): How much do you really know me darn? Did you know i was a overweight 65 year old man that spends all his extra money from his 6.25 an hour job on porn and star wars figures? did you know that?
<mage> what should I give sister for unzipping? <Kevyn> Um. Ten bucks? <mage> no I mean like, WinZip?
<OutBreak^Monkey> just use my excuse, men built dishwashers so they didnt have to do the dishes. <OutBreak^Monkey> women should learn from mens wisdom <OutBreak^Monkey> buy the man a fucking dishwasher or do em yourself <JT> heh <^yob> hehe <`2L_CodeMonkey> no, men built dishwasers cause the divorce rate increased and there wasn't wives to do the dishes for everyone
<Mal> there were so many people using POP3 at DefCon... it was obscene <Mal> who the hell sends out a text password over a network surrounded by FIVE THOUSAND hackers!?
*** [zc]cha0s sets mode: +o FA|Q3-Rain <FA|Q3-Rain> woah <FA|Q3-Rain> i am sexier than I thought * FA|Q3-Rain dances <[zc]cha0s> no I felt sorry for you
r ever end in e: i am 1.8MB away from downloading all IE components e l i t e m r p: where you getting em from? e l i t e m r p: i wanna download em in 5 mins just to laugh e l i t e m r p: then maybe ill delete it and redownload it again, and laugh some more
<v33n> ok skep is gone mad, he is stabbing him self now *** v33n sets mode: +b *!*@d226-65-122.home.cgocable.net *** v33n was kicked by v33n (i'll unban you when you sleep)
<Warped> anyone know a _good_weap for a monk? the kama doesn't seem that good... <Spiffeh> fists <Spiffeh> gah now monks remind me of lesbians
<Rjx> someone just posted an ASCII version of goatse in another channel <c-rOCK> well c/p it <c-rOCK> lets see it
<Hiryuu> Hurro <Hiryuu> Very quiet in here.... <ori[Disko_inferno]> yep <ori[Disko_inferno]> something happend, we suspect social lifes <Hiryuu> *gasp!* <ori[Disko_inferno]> yes, deadly, near terminal, cases of human interaction <Hiryuu> OH MY GOD <ori[Disko_inferno]> we should stop this before we look like morons, or somebody decides to quote us.. or both
<D1> theres no reason for me to smell good anymore. <D1> so I tend to stick with the rancid odor since I don't have to impress anyone.
<D1> we used to have "Secret Massages" in english class <kisama> where you'd rub the guy's dick <kisama> under the desks <D1> extacly!
<@mazrimt> the guy seemed kinda decent <@mazrimt> compared to the normal people who ask for warez ;) <@mazrimt> irc has lowered my standards of 'decent' quite a bit
<@dos622> apparntly back in the 70s they called cock tube steak <AppleRuly> ahh <@dos622> but in the 50s tube steak was hot dog <@dos622> as in the food <AppleRuly> my grandma was rofl <@dos622> what? <AppleRuly> i told her the tube steak thing and she goes "you're dirty" <AppleRuly> i just said do you like tube steak <AppleRuly> and she goes "you're dirty" <@dos622> lol
<sg> um did you guys look at my collage :( :( <Slappie> I couldn't <Slappie> the filter here at the office said it was "Tasteless" <sg> it's huddie ledbetter <sg> that's not tasteless. <-- sg has quit (QUIT: ) <Slappie> I was being serious <evad> haha
<KooLLaiD> I'm not FAT!!! I'm pleasently Plump :o) <Piston> and i'm not white i'm just not really tan.
<chao> he and his wife were going to open a ranch for disabled children <donna> can they graze there?
<DSCS_SoCalKicks> click the live365 link <DSCS_SoCalKicks> ont he bottom it says also try and gives links to more stations <Niq> I'm not into "clicking links". It's a gateway drug.
<Demonhunter> so.. i may be losing my cable modem soon.. who knows <Idle_Timmy> man, that sucks. <Idle_Timmy> maybe you need a mike's hard lemonade. <Demonhunter> i need a liter of jaggermeister <Demonhunter> and alzadie <Idle_Timmy> tell me a hooker couldn't help. <Demonhunter> depends on the hooker <Idle Timmy> a hooker with dsl in her hotel room <Demonhunter> ohh... <Demonhunter> now i could use that <Demonhunter> i would be downloading so much porn with her dsl connection... <Idle_Timmy> "What kind of 'bandwidth' do you get, if you know what i mean" <Demonhunter> hehe <Idle_Timmy> "Depends on your 'hardware', sugar" ;o <Idle_Timmy> "So where can i 'plug it in'?" <Idle_Timmy> "oooohh, you bring the 'modem', big boy, and i'll give you an 'outlet'" <Idle_Timmy> "oh yeah, baby, I got your modem RIGHT HERE" <Idle_Timmy> *pulls a laptop out of his trenchcoat* <Demonhunter> lmao... <Idle_Timmy> "now let's see if my 'router' is compatible with your 'hub' and we can get some 'peer to peer' action going"
<jonathan> "By spending money on counterfeit software, which is often manufactured by organized criminals, customers also are inadvertently stifling the growth potential of the economy and contributing to the loss of tax revenue and employment. <dante> HAHA <jonathan> did you get your copy of win2k from the mafia? <jonathan> I know I did!
<LuminousPath> somebody after with the main envi'-boy it has the recovery;) <LuminousPath> I have succeeded in confusing them all. <LuminousPath> Now, in the confusion, I shall cause an overload in the main mIRC hub. <LuminousPath> This will cause horendous bottlenecks, netsplits and profile colapses <LuminousPath> In the confusion, I shall route all transmissions through Area 51. <LuminousPath> This will overload their main servers, causing them to have a netsplit <LuminousPath> I shall repeat this process thosands of times over... <YusukeUrameshi> LuminousPath: you do not know much of IRC do you?
<Valsholk Angelus> There are some things that a woman shouldn't say to me. <DaRiachu> Like what? <Valsholk Angelus> "Hold on, I have to mount my outdoor thermometer." <DaRiachu> ::snicker:: <Valsholk Angelus> All I could think to say was, "Mercury Rising." (g)
< MaNcO > Sometimes late at night..... < MaNcO > I lay awake and watch munk sleeping < MaNcO > hes lost in peaceful dreams < MaNcO > so i turn off the light < MaNcO > lay there in the dark < MaNcO > then a thought crosses my mind < MaNcO > if I never wake < MaNcO > in the morning < MaNcO > would he ever doubt < MaNcO > the way I feel about him in my heart < MaNcO > if tomorrow never cums < MaNcO > will he know how much i looooooove him < MaNcO > and i try in every way < MaNcO > to show him every day < MaNcO > he's my only one < MaNcO > and if my time on earth was through < MaNcO > he must face this world without me < munk-@> wtf < MaNcO > would the love i gave him in the past < MaNcO > be enuogh to last < MaNcO > if tomorrow never comes < MaNcO > cos ive lost loved mons in my life < munk-@> get a grip of yourself u filthy faggot < munk-@> oh wait u already do "have a grip of yourself"
* RuneCaster gives UFG the primary Scottish attack "Plaid Kilt Waving In The Breeze Flash"
(+profiled) you don't always have to fuck her hard, in fact some times, it's not right to do! (@krampan) i always take it easy, soft, am a gentle guy, but in end before u cum in her, u hav to b lil hard...u c profiled? (+profiled) krampan; dude i'm singing a song
<TTT> you know you're in trouble when your server load is higher than your stock price
<MuNkEy`> MuNkEy looks better than Munkey <Munkey> looks worse <MuNkEy`> no way <MuNkEy`> urs looks like a babys been at it <MuNkEy`> with the lowercase <Munkey> indeed. random guess. FPS player? <MuNkEy`> counter-strike.
<Donut[AFK]> HEY EURAKARTE <Donut[AFK]> INSULT <Eurakarte> RETORT <Donut[AFK]> COUNTER-RETORT <Eurakarte> QUESTIONING OF SEXUAL PREFERENCE <Donut[AFK]> SUGGESTION TO SHUT THE FUCK UP <Eurakarte> NOTATION THAT YOU CREATE A VACUUM <Donut[AFK]> RIPOSTE <Donut[AFK]> ADDON RIPOSTE <Eurakarte> COUNTER-RIPOSTE <Donut[AFK]> COUNTER-COUNTER RIPOSTE <Eurakarte> NONSENSICAL STATEMENT INVOLVING PLANKTON <Miles_Prower> RESPONSE TO RANDOM STATEMENT AND THREAT TO BAN OPPOSING SIDES <Eurakarte> WORDS OF PRAISE FOR FISHFOOD <Miles_Prower> ACKNOWLEDGEMENT AND ACCEPTENCE OF TERMS
<Silhouette> Thats sad, i screwed up while writing a note to myself and looked all over for the undo button
(@{basara}): chu beyond the blackest chu,
(@{basara}): Deeper then the deepest pika,
(@{basara}): King of pikachu who shines like gold on the sea
of electric
(@{basara}): I call upon thee, swear myself to thee,
(@{basara}): Let the fools who stand before me be destroyed by
the power you and I possess...
(@{basara}): PIKASLAVE!!!
<Wiebo> first you die, and then you're dead <GFK1> when i die, that's it. I'm buggered if i'm gonna start flying about and messin with clouds and playin harps all day. sod that. <GFK1> besides <GFK1> i'd look a right twat in all that angel gear and wings and stuff
<klerck> I think they should build an airport at the WTC site so the planes can't miss the runway next time
<Donut[AFK]> Karte, I'd have a large depression filled with salt. <Donut[AFK]> And have people I don't like dumped in it via helicopter. <Eurakarte> Well, why couldn't one just walk to the edge? <Eurakarte> I mean, the salt would pack down. <Eurakarte> You wouldn't sink into it, it'd be like sand. <Donut[AFK]> I'd have turbines at the bottom. <Donut[AFK]> Their job would be to mix the bottom about, creating unpackedness. <Eurakarte> Might work, although it would depend on the depth. <Donut[AFK]> A hundred feet. <Eurakarte> The cost for digging out this 100-foot depression alone would be enormous. <Eurakarte> And placing turbines at the bottom? <Eurakarte> And the piping system? <Alert[BUSY]> 100-foot depression? $2.4 million dollars <Alert[BUSY]> turbine and pipe system? $750,000 dollars <Alert[BUSY]> approx. 250 tons of salt? $50,000 dollars <RoSS> Putting someone in an ocean of salt just to watch them choke and die? Priceless
DoYouKnow: Anyone know how to describe the sequence 0.1666, 0.06666, 0.016666, 0.006666, etc, it would be greatly appreciated Polytope: "useless"
<jonathans> can you kick his ass <Rjx> I know karate, he knows kickboxing <Rjx> but if I punched him he'd break my network card <jonathans> nevermind then
XeonGT: my uncle took me out to lunch...at Anita's....my ass still hurts HannibalZero: does he always expect that in return?
<Ilya> derrickh, do you know these women that stick oranges into their rectums? they should NOT be allowed to do THAT with their own body! <derrickh> A bunch of men sitting in washington have no right to tell a woman what she can or cant do with her body.