<Jean> I typed in the tracert mail.yahoo.com now what <Tabby_Tech> hit enter <Jean> there is no enter button <Tabby_Tech> on your keyboard
<Elfin> Hey, it happens. I don't want you to feel that you have to apologise for anything. This is #ecchi-attack, open to all kinds of people. <Sak> EXCEPT THE BI-CURIOUS <Elfin> YEAH. And faggots. <Elfin> And black people. <Elfin> And Muslims. <Sak> And Asians. <Elfin> And Pakistani's. <Sak> And Native Americans. <Elfin> Apart from them, everyone else is okay. <Sak> Ahem. <Sak> FORGETTING THE JEWS ARE WE???
(@{basara}): i can live with aaygo being texan and i can live
with mos and his love for the male genatalia but i draw the
line at a DIET drink
<@Rune[Somewhere]> the guy playing SC played until his heart gave out <@Rune[Somewhere]> I think dying playing a computer game is the single most embarressing way to enter the afterlife <@Rune[Somewhere]> "So, what happened to you?" "Oh, shark attack, you?" ".......Battlenet" <@Rune[Somewhere]> the guy playing CS died from starvation and sleep deprivation <@skold> CS gives you fucking 5 minute breaks every 2 minutes <@skold> youd think he could grab a snack <@Rune[Somewhere]> no kidding
<burrahobbit> "U.S. promises to go 'all the way' on Iraq" <burrahobbit> the us is gonna get some action, i reckon <burrahobbit> and let me tell you, iraq is one choice piece of ass
<Gentletouch> Adonai...one day you'lllearn...there are Much better things in life to lick then carpet ;D <Adonai> yeah, like studying a grammar book
<vroom_vroom> my mom got fired this morning <sXr> does she work for a telecommunications company?
*** tanner has joined #support <Tabby_Tech> Welcome to ISP Support Chat, How can we help you? <tanner> i need a good dildo site to go to <@jeff-ISP-away> tanner why dont you go away <Tabby_Tech> tanner: you should find a search engine like www.google.com <Tabby_Tech> tanner: we don't provide support for things like that <tanner> then what <tanner> do i type in dildo shop <Tabby_Tech> tanner: you type in whatever you want to search for in the search window * @jeff-ISP-away thinks tanner is a little kid who learned a new word today <tanner> I am 20 and i am a sexy woman <@jeff-ISP-away> uh huh <tanner> i am <@jeff-ISP-away> and one who is about to be without an internet connection if you do not stop asking those questions in here *** tanner has left #support
Snowy: Aaarrrrgghhh. These people don't even know when I"m making fun of them Snowy: They're too dumb to even insult ph'x: haaha ph'x: zero intelligence = zero satisfaction
Snowy: I need Snowy: To tell this guy Snowy: ONly to press Snowy: enter on special Snowy: occasions
*** Quits: Light^NG (i got chikz in da livin' room gettin' it on, and they ain't leavin' 'till six 'n the morn') <rhythm> what the fuck <rhythm> i wanna go to his house
<[SAD]Kuja> ppl like you are scum <[SAD]Kuja> i hope you fucking choke you asshole <[SAD]Kuja> if you died and ppl dissrespected you like that <[SAD]Kuja> would you be happy ?? <pain> no. I would be dead.
<TheHood> yea, 2nd best team in baseball what motha fukaz <TheHood> ws champs what motha fuckaz <TheHood> yea <TheHood> yea <TheHood> wha *** TheHood has left #baseball * Legalize- takes off his bulletproof vest <Legalize-> i feel so much safer now. <Legalize-> damn irc.
<Nicoli> do you look like avril lavigne, screw like brittany, and talk like shakira? <Marz> I look like Miss Cleo, screw like Roseanne, and talk like Fran Dresher. <Nicoli> that would have been so hot.. if you spoke like miss cleo..looked like roseanne..and talked like Dudley moore 0.0
<b22022> everyone that goes to public pools pees in them, its an animal instinct to leave your scent.
Kira: GO OUTSIDE AND SEE METEORS NOW. c8ie: OK c8ie: i dunno where that fucking meteor shower is, but it's certainly not in the sky
<Tseng> Look what i got @ Email :! <Tseng> "Every time you download warez, God kills a programmer, please think about the programmers" <Tseng> Shit then * Tseng is AFK, Leeching Warez
<Balatro> It makes me hot when you talk unix. <Electroly> rm -rf /home/Balatro <Balatro> That's /homo/Balatro, honey :)
<Rafster> i just danced in front of my mirror again <_berserk> so did I <_berserk> got any dance techniques? * DCC send to _berserk: how_to_dance_like_aj.mpg (10.1Mb)
<chaossyn> i have a q has any one here played with 5.0 dp yet <chaossyn> and how stable is it (no believe me i have 0 intentions of running it on a production network i was just wondering how many bugs to expect ... <|line> Incredible numbers. It'll jump out of the box and gut you before you even have it all the way home yet. <-- evb has quit (Ping timeout: 180 seconds) <tog> it will anally rape your grandmother while pouring sugar in your gas tank <|line> It'll stop with your grandmother, if you're lucky. <|line> I've seen it get as far as the family dog before the national guard arrived
<Magey> On ZNES if you press the ` key it lets you speed up the emulation, kind of like a 'fast forward'. I use it so much that I sometimes catch my self absent mindedly trying to use it when waiting for a page to load.
<Kethry> Leida, you're more than a trend now <Leida> what am i now? what can there possibly be above a trend? <Sensai-Sakiya> god? immortal? person worshiped by all? <Leida> you are all worshipping me? <Ibaimendi> I never realized the line between abuse and worship was so thin.
(Klarth) The faggotry express is RIGHT ON TIME *** UltraMoogleMan (mega64man@212.knoxville-04rh16rt-ca.dial-access.att.net) has joined #Trivia (L0ne_W0lf) ... (L0ne_W0lf) You were RIGHT (tal) right on time indeed
(Sloth) neighbor's house power is out.. perfect time for me to kill them (Kirby-no-Osekkai) good idea
* Kirby-no-Osekkai attacks Fred with his mighty MAGE STAFF OF DOOOOOOOM (Gaiden) Kirby-no-Osekkai attacks Fred hitting for 1 damage!
<joelage-AFKage> does anyone have the "saftey regulations" on standards of building and designing speakers? <joelage-AFKage> i know it sounds stupid but we need it <joelage-AFKage> :/ <Silent_Remorse> Yeah, its in my "Useless Crap" folder <joelage-AFKage> ok <Silent_Remorse> Let me just go dig it out. <joelage-AFKage> send away * Silent_Remorse hits joelage-AFKage on the head with sarcasm's little brother, idiocy
(Skyler) Alright (Skyler) Everyone ready? *** rarrzeroEXE (Hat@1Cust73.tnt3.seymour.in.da.uu.net) Quit (cosmos.esper.net chocobo.esper.net) *** IAN6990 (XX2IAN2XX@AC98EF09.ipt.aol.com) Quit (cosmos.esper.net chocobo.esper.net) *** Silence (Silence@AC8274C2.ipt.aol.com) Quit (cosmos.esper.net chocobo.esper.net) *** Valefor (Valefor@pppta13-471.ght.iadfw.net) Quit (cosmos.esper.net chocobo.esper.net) *** Flashfire (flashfire.@80.192.168.143) Quit (cosmos.esper.net chocobo.esper.net) *** aminal (rah@12-238-242-19.client.attbi.com) Quit (cosmos.esper.net chocobo.esper.net) *** Lani (Lani930@12-248-25-241.client.attbi.com) Quit (cosmos.esper.net chocobo.esper.net) (Comic-San) ....
(Griff) dalnet has a small man who visits each user's home in turn,. he is like santa, but he is the nickname man (Griff) if you have been a good boy or girl he will let you register your nick (Griff) if you have been bad he will make you Guest34535 (Griff) he's St. NickServ
<waffle> just forward all the mail locally <Docter> can I echo mage > /home/kyle/.forward <waffle> Kyle: i think <waffle> then just finger kyle and see if it stuck <Kevyn> Heh.
(¨) join/#idle (X_[WaReZ]_! SD_mIRC@dialup-209.245.74.174.LosAngeles1.Level3.net).. (X_[WaReZ]_) hey (X_[WaReZ]_) do you know how 2 idle
<Ryutaro> hard minty eyedrops? <Ryutaro> WTFD <miharu> oO <miharu> WTF... D? <miharu> What The Fuckwouldjesus Do?
* darkLem is a little surprised with Kim Justice - Megatokyo appears on his MiniDisc * SirLudicrus is a little surprised with darkLem's grammar
<kinzillah> for the first month after I started using irc heavy I would say "me needs to go to the bathroom" ... etc... <Straylight> kin: yep, ive done that <Straylight> i actually said "slash-me will bee-are-bee" once <Straylight> i took a couple days off after that
* ShadiZar throws her head back and yells "oh god! yes!" - just for the fuck of it <`KArmA> see, I don't look at it as having really dirty sex, I look at it as having a really deeply spiritual prayer session <`KArmA> tag-team style <ShadiZar> rofl <ShadiZar> amen brother <`KArmA> let us pray
<RobertRence> Okay, since I've apparently got my definitions screwed up, define a hacker for me. <Straylight> Hackers are people who dress in fruity colors and say things like "HACK THE PLANET" and hang around with Matthew Lillard and stuff
[Belisaurus] you never know what your going to get like , A sexy wooomaaan or a boated guy with a deformed willy and a buckshot round in whats left of his head [Belisaurus] its like playing russian rullette with your erection
<pinepusher> Anyone know a good place where someone with no credit can get a loan??? <xENo> yeah, but the rates are high <xENo> and if you miss a payment, they repo your life <pinepusher> what are the rates like? <pinepusher> any idea?
[logic1] hmm even though it does state "freakcock" in the url i think this might be a cute picture of a little kitty.. let me take a look
[Shinji] hate that you know.... pants off, hand cream on the desk, then the fucking thing announces "22 minutes remaining" :/
<+Fantasma> makes me feel all special and gooey inside <+Fantasma> like a little catholic shoolgirl having her first orgasm in the rafters of the church during communion
<Rockman> anyone can be an idiot, but it takes a special kind of stupid to match kornbix <kornbix> proove it
*** Legalize- (ravecave@adsl-61-166-233.rdu.bellsouth.net) has joined channel #baseball <Lumpy> what do you want to legalize? <Lumpy> blunts? <Legalize-> child labor and wastewater dumping <Lumpy> hahahaha <Lumpy> thats cool
<PabloEsteHome> What do you want for christmas that is under 40?? <|fS|Jot> mmmmmmm <|fS|Jot> Solaris's mom
<|fS|Solaris> oh man...i gotta get some viagra darts <|fS|Solaris> going around shooting people with viagra <|fS|Solaris> don't like a teacher? <|fS|Solaris> see how everyone else likes him when he's got wood <|fS|Solaris> is there a woman that you think is a man? <|fS|Solaris> you can find out!
<Yoshi> I watch way too much leave it to beaver. <Yoshi> I'm just going to stop resisting and start calling my dad pops and saying gee wizz alot. <hampsterdance> g wizz alot? <hampsterdance> isn't that a rapper?
<Monkey-wrench> when i first came to irc i tried to change my nick to @Monkey_wrench