<Ryutaro> I liked it when things were simple <Ryutaro> gravity wasnt known <Ryutaro> things stuck to the earth because they loved it
<SSJ3_Goku> you fucking nerds should really get a fucking life god like really go and get laid cuz you nerds really need it to let you know what reality is!!!! <Hsu> this coming from a guy calling himself ssj3_goku <Chimpbot> point, match, set
<m477[Lain]> Customer: "I don't have a cdrom drive, and the CD is too big to fit in the floppy drive. And the software store won't take it back. So you have to help me install this, because it's all your fault. If you had sold me the version of Windows I wanted, I wouldn't have had to buy Windows 95."
<Yoshi> I got free unlimited php asp etc hosting with no banners or ads whatsoever!!!! <Yoshi> And a free domain name for life! <Yoshi> Now if I could only speak Norwegian and figure out how to login
<LDopa^^^> People are dancing around a burning baby? Where? Where? I hope they are playing some kickin' music....
<Nick^> CS! <Nick^> CS! <Nick^> CS! <Nick^> CS! <Nick^> CS! <Nick^> CS! <Mr_Day> I think Nick is trying to tell us something. What is it, boy? Is Timmy trapped down a well?
(+Normandy) is there an online talking clock anywhere? (+Glittz) roflmao (+Kazimierz) he wishes to hear the secksay lady voice tell him the time (+Normandy) not twue! ;( (+Normandy) is there one then? (+Kazimierz) www.clock.com (+Kazimierz) or something (+Dogsdinner) www.omfgtehonlineclock0r.com (+Kazimierz) I dunno (+Morikins) lol (+Glittz) www.time.co.uk (+wu) #the-time (+Normandy) You all suck.
<dreamkast0r> This is the abosolute worst joke I've ever found on a string cheese wrapper. <kingLatency> what is it? <dreamkast0r> "What happened to the fireproof, unbreakable, shockproof, waterproof watch?" <dreamkast0r> "It is lost!" <dreamkast0r> They just aren't trying anymore. <dreamkast0r> That's not a joke. <dreamkast0r> It's a sad story.
[13:49] <Saxon-> but I am still two steps up the evolutionary ladder from karma [13:49] *** Saxon- has quit IRC (Read error 54: Connection reset by peer) [13:49] <ShadiZar> rofl [13:49] <`KArmA> THATS WHAT YOU GET FOR FUCKING WITH ME PUNK [13:49] <`KArmA> !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [13:49] <`KArmA> incidentally [13:49] <Vikki> lol [13:50] <`KArmA> despite the impressive coincidence [13:50] <`KArmA> I had nothing to do with that
<[zc]Kinslayer> yo, this customer is a fucking redneck <[zc]Kinslayer> I'm going to bomb Jackson, Mississippi <[zc]Kinslayer> and i dont care if I spelled the state name right or not, no one will care when I wipe it off the planet <[zc]Kinslayer> thereby removing the shallowest gene pool in the universe
<Nookadum> Microsoft plans to disclose 385 pieces of computer code and internal operating rules, previously kept secret, that outside developers can use to write programs to run on Windows. <Nookadum> 385 pieces of code... <Nookadum> WTF do they mean by 385 pieces of code? <Fraggy> "take one down, pass it around!" <Fraggy> "384 pieces of code on the page....."
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<antijon> So, what does everyone think of a web server written in Java? <d-aliegri> slow?
<+crystalis> un-tss <+crystalis> un-tss <+crystalis> un-tss <+crystalis> un-tss <+crystalis> un-tss <@d1sturb3d> wtf? <+crystalis> I'm a techno song
<lawngnome> isnt chelsea clinton like, 10 years old? <fire_hawk> what?! no! She's going to Stanford next year! <lawngnome> wow... <lawngnome> pretty fucking smart 10 year old.
<GaiKaiyzer> Eminem is getting his own movie., <Grue> I'm surprised he doesn't have his own breakfast cereal. <Grue> "White Rapper O's" or something.
*** Switch is now known as Jesus <Jesus> I am GOD!! *** Quits: Jesus (switch@vividtv.com) (Local kill by Lucifer (Muhahaha) )
<Quixo> how about we kill their daughter and hang them from a tree instead <Quixo> upside down <Quixo> split down the middle <WildWing> With tobasco sauce? <Quixo> ...uhh...sure <Quixo> freak
<nicks> I drew the most realistic cock you'd ever see on a graphic calculator yesterday in math class
<Clockwork> You know.. The complexity of an N64 controller and sensitivity of that analong stick, not to mention the hidden Z button, is alot like a woman.. <Dekan-> Except for the love and affection and sex. And tits. And vagina. Yeah I'd say it's pretty much the n64 controller...
<FFChatter> I wanna' change my nick! <Onyx> type /nick (NAME HERE) <FFChatter> Trying to trick me?.... <FFChatter> I won't fall for it....
<sab0tage> in yer dreams perhaps <Nys|Work> i dont dream about you <Nys|Work> although i once fell off a building <Nys|Work> into a pile of shit <Nys|Work> that might have freudian links?
·nsanity· !kick Buster128 BAHHAHAa Buster128 you need a bot first LOL ·nsanity· doh
<Cricket> talk about bush then. <Cricket> the kind you eat, not the kind you vote for. <pesti> ew, no <pesti> no political,stuff, <dUb> lol <pesti> like, mowing the lawn? <dUb> I like the george michael clip <dUb> hihi <Cricket> yeah, like mowing the lawn. <pesti> trimming the hedge <dUb> chocking the snake <dUb> ... <pesti> pounding the beaver <dUb> spanking the monkey <pesti> dub, you still have a lot to learn if you think that is having sex with a girl
<JakeStone> *shift change!* <geo--> that's a very pretty shift, jake. <geo--> don't think I've seen you wear that one before. <JakeStone> thank you geo. I got it at Macy's. <geo--> the pearls complement it well. <JakeStone> I'm thinking though, that the tiara is a bit much though. <geo--> well, only because you're wearing it as a codpiece.
<z0rk> why do you want this indian so much? <acid> i want him as a wallpaper, reminds me of something my gf did tonight
<GreenEyes> gawd i hate it when i'm mid sneeze and it just disappears! <GreenEyes> it's like almost cumming heheh <DJUrsus> Does GE have blue sinuses?
<MAZgyrl> skootlez, take me off ur ignore list. i need 2 talk 2 u <jared> that's not going to work MAZgyrl... <jared> cause if you were on his ignore list he couldn't see you, you are stupid <MAZgyrl> shut up <jared> MAZgyrl: send me your pic, you sound easy
<jbou> I live in the liberal state of MA, and we can drinkalcohol, and penetrate naked women at the same time <YCDK> Drink alcohol, penetrate naked women... #insert "kennedy_joke.h"
<Shana> such memories <Jake> I had some decent memories with Stacy's mom <Axel> jake unless you had a nice time with a 50 year old you're a sicko <Jake> She wasn't 50 at the time <Jake> Hello, son
<haole-writing> did you ever read my story, vampress? <Vampress> I'm sorry I didn't get a chance yet <Vampress> it's sitting on my nightstand <Vampress> staring at me everyday <Ragnarok> haole must have put a lot of himself in that story
<T-Girth> that girl kept me up all night long <G> <T-Girth> of course it was just cuz she wouldn't shut her trap while i was tryin to sleep
[ Orochi]: Network Interfaces[#1 (Realtek RTL8029(AS) Ethernet Adapt (10Mb/s) 2029.16MB In, 65.49MB Out) #2(3Com EtherLink PCI (100Mb/s) 2541.76MB In, 942.64MB Out)] [ anim0sity]: hell [ sTek]: [NetWork] #1 (NETGEAR FA310TX Fast Ethernet PCI Adapter (10Mb/s) 213.70MB In, 55.17MB Out) #2(ELNK3 Ethernet Adapter (10Mb/s) 0.00MB In, 0.00MB Out) [ anim0sity]: dialup[globe via Generic 56K HCF Data Fax Modem @ 50Kb/s for 6h 34m 44s (4.73MB up, 124.54MB down)]
<Notoes> YES <Notoes> FINALLY <TlMMAH> u kissed a girl? <Notoes> no <Notoes> EXTERNAL 60GIG HD
<Keoni> Thank you for using Wordzone's Express Translation service. The text you have just submitted can be translated for the following price. Accepting this price by clicking on the "ORDER" button will allow us to begin translating your document immediately. <Keoni> Translation Price: $ 10.00 <Keoni> WHO THE FUCK WILL PAY 10 BUCKS FOR 1 WORD??? <Ragnarok> someone who really needs the word <Keoni> what word is that? <Ragnarok> hmm <Ragnarok> well <Ragnarok> i was on the phone with the database tech support a couple days ago <Ragnarok> well <Ragnarok> nights actually <Ragnarok> and since it was the middle of the night <Ragnarok> we get some guy in france <Ragnarok> and his english was incredibly shitty <Ragnarok> i'da paid $10 to know how to say assmarauder in french
* Vod recites the Mr T prayer <Vod> Oh Baracus, who was in 'Nam, Mr. T be thy name. Thy van will come with Face and Hannibal, on Earth as it is on TV-Land. <Vod> Give us this day, our daily milk, and pity us fools, as we pity the fools who cross us. <Vod> Lead us not into airplanes, and deliver us from Murdock. For thine is the Mohawk and the Van, and the Gold Chains, forever, or at least until the mid-80's. Amen.
<saunafrend> damn it, walmart doesnt advertise their shotguns on their website.
<saunafrend>: you know, next time we're in a building thats burning down, and someone screams "GOD PLEASE HELP US!! IF WE HAD A SMARTMEDIA READER WE'D ALL BE SAVED!!" you won't think it was such a waste of money anymore, and i'll laugh as you burn.
<Elly_May> i'm so sick of fucking my father <Shitshe> you mean i'm so sick of MY fucking father <Elly_May> whatever makes you happy you conservative piece of shit
<Elly_May> my little sister just asked me why my hair was tangled <Elly_May> i told her it was because my boyfriend came all over it when i was giving him a blow job <Elly_May> at which point my father admitted he could hear me....
<weasel> i made a thing that turns red when you left click it and blue when you right click it <weasel> and now i can't stop clicking it <sponge> thats sad <weasel> no, what's sad is that this took me 2 hours to write and debug
Kydaimon: so have you found out which chess piece you are yet? Kydaimon: if not i suggest you get on that...I'm hedging my bets you're a queen Kydaimon: FAG Jaron95DX: fuck no Jaron95DX: HAHAHA Jaron95DX: I hate you Kydaimon: only because you know that's the funniest thing you've read today motherfucker
<NyseriA> Things I've learned about war from videogames: If you find yourself mortally wounded by an enemy sniper be sure to let him know that he is a faggot.
<NyseriA> at uni we asked this lad why the carpet was a different colour under this computer desk, he said that he had spilled an eggcup of bleach :D What made it worse though was that there was a lass sat on his beanbag on teh floor and she said, did you spill it upwards onto the keyboard shelf bottom as well :P
<NyseriA> i just hit my hand with a hammer <NyseriA> and the first thing i said was "SPLENDID" <NyseriA> which made me laugh <NyseriA> then i dropped the hammer on my foot because i was laughing at me saying splendid instead of FUCK