<m477[Lain]> ok i know how to fix this problem, but you need a webcam and have to be naked
<RpgTheIdler> you know, if there was this girl, and she was all like, "Let's have sex", but I was playing DDR, I'd be all like "Bitch, can't you see I'm busy?"
<burrahobbit> "Hi, my name is Tyson Vandagriff and, I am going to be your roommate next year at OU." <burrahobbit> AND COMMA <burrahobbit> HOLY CRAP MY ROOMMATE IS RETARDED
(+Mutsumi_Otohime): a m8 of mine had to go to the hospital, & worried the staff there by talking about how I had worms, of course, the staff didn't know he meant the game :P
* ILoveJackDaniels looks out of the window to laugh at the man wearing a mini-dress dancing in front of a car <ILoveJackDaniels> Accelerate, damn you!
<Soda_Tab> man its so much beter to not buy magazines and read all the articles online... <Soda_Tab> period. <spazzer> that's unless you like bringing a laptop in with you to read on the shitter
<rogue2> a diablo SV just pulled in to my parking lot <rogue2> it's michael bolton driving the diablo <Snow> Did Michael Bolton really just drive a Lamborghini Diablo into your parking lot? <Snow> That's so absurd it's actually believable. <Snow> Oh, I have to go. Edward James Olmos just pulled into my drive way in a Panoz Roadster.
<ZedR> I've got... <ZedR> ... <ZedR> POWERS <Drevlin> no <Drevlin> you got sympathy :P
<@maff> if you are on dialup, do the rest of the world a favor and dont share any files on any p2p networks <@maff> i dont want to wait an hour to download a 5 meg mp3 just like you dont want to wait an hour to upload it so lets cut the bullshit and not have this problem in the first place
<grifferz> I am afraid we are going to have to jupe the nick blitzed-is-gay since it is too politically incorrect. you may however use many-blitzed-users-are-gay
<CrazySpence> my moms like "do you have the paper towels" *i hand them over* "I know you use them for jerking off" *laughs and closes the door*
<FoxyRoxy> i fucking fried my cd player badly i plugged it into this outlet that had tape on it (god knows why) i didnt even see any tape and it set on fire
<Taganath> Mary had a little lamb. It bumped into a pylon. Ten thousand volts went up its arse and turned its wool to nylon!
<Delidgamond> Naw, hoping it was the truth <Delidgamond> I am the sexiest man alive after all <Delidgamond> I mean, what woman WANT to get it on with me <Delidgamond> fuck <Delidgamond> said that wrong <Malbi> no you said it correct
<nae> will you guys PLZZ stop that? <nae> are there any mods around that can ban them plz? <@Athene> nae: what is the problem? <nae> correct me if i'm wrong but isn't this channel for d/l? <@Athene> no, this is a chat channel <nae> isn't htere any law against spamming? <nae> slyspy hold 1 out of every two messages in here! <@slyspy> nothing unusual in that <@Athene> that is called a conversation <@Athene> maybe you have had one before <@Athene> or at least seen them in movies ;) <nae> then can you plz convirsate in a new chat??? cause it blocks 0.7 of my d/l's speed!
<unknown> once I was wanking while playing doomII and someone snuck up behind me and shot me in the back with his shotgun and I almost tore off my helmet.. Folks I am telling you it's not fucking worth it!!!
<jaff> once my heater caught on fire while I was playing t1 , but I had the flag so I was fucking torn, luckily I was on RW and organised a very quick hand off
<Morelos> i think i want the rtfm shirt <maxracer> whats rtfm <Morelos> maxracer - i suggest you rtfm to find out <maxracer> man rftm?
* CookieS rubs SC's boobie <Kintaro_0e> C.c <SC> O.O <CookieS> I'm making a wish <Kintaro_0e> A deathwish
<mig|sluice> trillian, like a capitalist social-democracy, will suit me until I see something better to take its place.
<Affe> i got a dual head card today <Arcane> what kind of dualhead card? <Affe> radeon <cardian> they make a radeon dual head? <cardian> which one <Affe> i dunno <cardian> you dont know which card you bought? <cardian> were you high? <Affe> no <Affe> it was a trade for services <cardian> ahh <Arcane> blowjob? <Arcane> it musta been shitty head if they gave you a radeon <cardian> hhaaahha
<cams> dude <cams> russians rock <lavhoes> yeah, especially when you pay for them
<CrazySpence> i read a brit/canadian magazine an its full of
all these hints an tips for kinky ways of sex...look at an
american mag an its {why cant my man get it up} {does my fat
ass turn my man off} {my man last 30seconds or less}
(PowrSlave) how r things? (DAMMiT_) good (DAMMiT_) well (DAMMiT_) except for the fact that my 88 GT just got blown away by a Beetle with a license plate labeled "KIWI"
<@Oz> just reading about the human genome project <@Oz> what a waste of time, if only god had just released the source with the binaries
<+Normandy> How poor is this. <+Normandy> that exercise bike I've been lookin forward to start building my leg muscles for the summer finally arrived today <+Normandy> yet I'm carryin it upstairs and twat it against my knee, and now my uncle who is a doctor says i cant exert any pressure on it for 2 bloody months
<cams> red: yea, well i'll take your land <cams> then lie to you <cams> and give you deseases <reddiwhipper> that was the native americans <cams> no, actually, im doing my impression of a woman
[ spacefish ] nah, austnet is like.. the s-bend of irc. [ spacefish ] it catches all teh grime and keeps it in one place.
<CrdStang> Oh dear <CrdStang> Oh fuck dear no <CrdStang> My stupid ass dad just drove the ride-on lawn mower here from his place 3/4 of a mile away
<Sugadon> sup <Sugadon> i'm in houston <GaBe-33> houston !? <GaBe-33> what you doing in texas !? <Sugadon> honeymoon <drunkers> you came on mirc on your honeymoon? <drunkers> the sex that bad?
<NewSonCometh> my sister found 50 bucks today <NewSonCometh> then the person who dropped it asked her if she found it <NewSonCometh> with the clenched 50 sticking out of her hand, she said "Nope, I don't have any cash at all" <NewSonCometh> then the lady just walked away <NewSonCometh> I wish more people with an abundance of 50's were that stupid
<EssKay> i don't want to have fucking poles in my underwear, man. <Rjx> that joke went so far over your head it got hijacked and flown into a major landmark
<CrackZ> I'm gonna be getting a new boss soon too <CrackZ> its a power hungry female <CrackZ> ya know the type <CrackZ> her 'can do' profile is going to clash with my 'can't be arsed' profile
<psyk> Axl Rose is an idiot with the voice of a ten-year-old girl choking to death on a brillo pad
*** Now talking in #jesus <God> Ive come before you today, to say Im calling it quits. <God> Ive created the universe.. <God> It was a mistake <God> I didnt really like it from the beginning.. <God> This is just to inform you, the 'universe' project will be terminated shortly, it was long overdue. <God> Sorry for any inconvenience caused. <God> ta. *** Parts: God
<alisdair> woah, my hardly used email account tells me I can lose 21 lbs in 7 days <alisdair> I could be 142 lbs by next friday! <cevik> alis: I myself am going to get 3 to 4 more inches of penis <@Technogeek> I'm going to get a herbal Viagra substitute. <alisdair> it contains lipotropic fat burners <Etochort> Im going to get a dick so big that it will rip girls holes apart. <@Technogeek> Which amounts to the same thing, really. <Selfloathing> those hot teenage co-eds are waiting for me. <Etochort> and then some chick is waiting for a facial. <Taerkar> Along with the rich African families. <Taerkar> who need help with their money
<Haru> Shinji! Do you like Black Cock? <Solacido> Kyou: Three words for you: Oven - fresh - pizzas <Solacido > That's right kids, that peperoni, isn't what you thought it was <Spank > i thought it tasted like soul food
<Motaro > Live Journal would've been so much better if it were called Jive Journal. <cylinder > shoudl've been called STICK YOUR FUCKING LIFE IN HERE AND THEN WHINE WHEN PEOPLE MAKE CRUDE COMMENTS Journal
<Tovart > I have alot of people in my aim thingy <Neris|ffx > you professional thing you =P <Tovart > neris stop laughing I use windows 98 MOUSE EDITION' <Tovart > where i use a mouse <Tovart > i could hack u so bad your ancestors house would burst into flames
<FFChatter > est ce quelqu un sait comment on fait apparaitre le menu triche dans FFX?? <Drago> Anyone speak French? <FFChatter > yes me
<Tovart > I have high standarts. I want to be like janet reno. <Locke|Away > K, lie down and let someone beat your face with a stick for an hour.
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<Aster> welcome to the cyber police network, because of your behavior and every one elses on this chat network, ffonline irc will be shut down in 24 hours, by your friendly neighbour hood hacker. (s) Server Notice -- Received KILL message for Aster from Spank Path: Spank (hack my balls)
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