* supreemballs listens to (#69): Richard Simmons & Little Richard - Together Forever.
The_Fur: where do i fail again? BadMojo: First off, you're the product of a failed abortion. Then your mother failed to drown you properly, only enhancing your retardation. Then you failed to develop inter-personal skills, a sense of a humour, and functioning testicles. After that, you completely failed to "have sex" or what I like to call "fucking." After which, you failed to enhance your brain to a proper level. BadMojo: Then, you failed to make sensible arguements, failed to make funny statements, failed to win, and invariably you will try to shoot yourself in the skull and fail at that too, whereupon you will accidentally shoot two house cats and a small schoolgirl. BadMojo: Then you will fail to make a logical case in court, where you will fail to be found innocent, and you will go to prison, where the only thing you will succeed at is being jail raped and then murdered by a fatman BadMojo: Okay, let me rephrase: you will fail to properly protect your anus from a fatman in prison, and you will fail to have a knife-proof head, directly resulting in your subsequent failure to live BadMojo: whereupon your organs will be donated to science, where your heart will fail, killing a small child, your lungs will fail, killing an elderly man, your liver will fail, killing a recovering alcoholic, and your kidneys will fail, making somebody pee everywhere
<poaw> Man, I remember seeing them live in concert, and they were wearing these really short shorts..... <poaw> ...and some of Lance's ball sweat landed on my tongue. That was the defining moment in my life.
<@cvd> is it odd that i've watched so much porn that I recognize boobies? <@axxessdenied> no <@axxessdenied> its perfectly normal <@axxessdenied> ...i hope <@cvd> is it odd that i've watched so much porn that I recognize boners? <@axxessdenied> OMFG GAYZ!!!!!!! <+auero> I'd go to a doctor about that
<Thrash123> Yes, because they "reviewed the URLs and came to the decision that my User ID was being used to view pornographic material" <Thrash123> So I'm getting accused of trying 243 times to access porno :) <Dank_Budz> they must have seen goatse.cx <Thrash123> Yeah
<My3blKa> bizee go get your vacum and imagination. <andro> I've heards its bad to do that w/ a vacuum <supreemball> it hurts
<iKon> it's like they took my buying habits and offered me the exact opposite of everything i've ever purchased <Queued-S> What, they're offering you heterosexual literature without pictures?
<BadMojo> when I finally have kids, I'm going to constantly tell them "i fucked your mom"
<RedXIII> anal with jennifer lopez would be like basketball with michael jordan... or bible study with jesus
<sluggy> i need a pen <cyan> dont you have one in your pants? <Stooert> that sucked <cyan> im bored <sluggy> dont you have a bored in your pants? <sluggy> AHAHAHAH
<RedXIII> I'm thinking of becoming a health inspector :o <RedXIII> "there's a 20 in this for you if you let that whole cockroach thing slide" <RedXIII> "vishbar, you drive a hard bargain"
<Stooert> asian girls with big boobs rule <RedXIII> they do <Stooert> cuz its just so rare <RedXIII> like a clown with a phd
<sluggy> my essay kinda sucks, its not long enough <Stooert> talk about fight club <sluggy> Both Caesar and Brutus had good intentions and good qualities about them. However, they both contained flaws that led to their downfall, thus making them both "tragic heroes" in the Shakespearian sense. Self improvement is masturbation, and you are not your fucking Khakis.
o0zeman: brb, need fluids. haq: coincidentally, I have to pee. haq: let's get together and have a double-blind mountain dew taste test o0zeman: haha
<jiy> every time i join a suicide channel on dalnet i get banned and accused of being a troll <jiy> today, when the fuckers were discussing cutting, i said "tell me how to cut myself" <@skold> you dont know how to cut yourself? <@skold> how the fuck can you screw that up? <@skold> no wonder you want to kill yourself
<skold> i had the wierdest fucking dream <skold> me and the gang from scooby doo were strapped to those bed things in the back of some car for a mental institute
<Eclipse> at least they don't taste like yellow listerine <Eclipse> that stuff is horrible <skold> 'ear wax flavor' <Eclipse> that doesn't begin to describe it <Eclipse> it's like ear wax dissolved in a mixture of gasoline and urine
<@RuneCaster> but they cost you an arm, leg and your left testicle <skold> i wonder why someone would want your arm, leg and testicle <@RuneCaster> skold: MacDonald's
<skold> 'the wilder funeral home - let your loved ones have a wilder funeral' ;) <liss> i dont think those places have mottos <liss> it isnt mcdonalds <skold> 'did somebody say embalming?'
<Animepix> NEW SAILORMOON EPS STARTING ON THE 12th <Unit01> [Animepix]: go get all your little fairy friends and tell them
<kentyman> Show the following problem is NP-complete: The dominating-set problem: given a graph G and an integer k, does there exist a subset S of G with k nodes such that each node is either in S or adjacent to a node of S? <Oax> exactly k nodes <kentyman> yes, but adding nodes wouldn't change it, no? <Oax> no <Oax> it's monotone <kentyman> like my prof
<poke> i'm not afraid of flying. <poke> i'm afraid of being 35,000 feet in the air and suddenly *not* flying.
<st|ng-x> sammy try this, you have a 50/50 chance at getting very ahead...walk into boss' office and yell at him "you SICK FUCK...gimme a promotion and a serious raise now or I'll tell your wife everything I saw" then walk out not leaving him a chance to retort
<Preacher> my arsehole brother has just told me he's sold me playstation ages ago <Preacher> i'm fecking livid <Preacher> i've been salivating about FFVIII and now i can't play it :( <Preacher> he better have some cash left cause he's gonna need it for the new knee caps when i do the fecking little twat <Mousey> go sell his guitar preach <Preacher> it's my fecking guitar
<Fixxxer> I'm thinking about using Jennifer Connelly's breasts as a setting for an adventure
<Scorp10n> god I'm an idiot <Scorp10n> I have to like make icons on my desktop to help me remember shit <Scorp10n> because that's like the only place where I'm 100% sure to see them unless the power goes out
<Feeldeath> Man i had a bad day !!! <Formin> o great =( what happened? <Feeldeath> well i was masturbating on my couche an I fell of <Formin> hahaha o god <Feeldeath> thats not the worst part. i hit my head on the coffee table and knocked myself out and my mom came in and found me unconscience on the floor with my dick in one hand and a porn mag in the other. <Formin> lmao
*** Now talking in #anime *** Topic is 'go to #anime-core' * Kurin looks at the topic <Kurin> A little blatant, don't you think? <Ghaleon> More 'direct' than 'blatant' <WyldXyld> weeds out the vermin
<Pigs> I used to go out all the time, I just go to have a few beers and look at girls... that's not gay <supreemball> unless you're comparing outfits with the girls
<supreemHOUSTON> i told my mom i'm going to go smoke crack and fuck some hookers, she said "well, wear a rubber"
<pooshda> ICQ is nicer than AIM because it doesnt pop up like BLAM I JUST FUCKED UP YOUR BRUSH STROKE NIGGA!
shaggy I am going to pawn my computer so i will have enough money for my cable modem
<pooshda-coloring> http://www.pooshda.com/temp/test_color.jpg <supreemball> that sucks poosh <supreemball> oh wait, lemme actually look at it
<TrutHurts> o____o: Christ died for all and one day you will acknowledge this fact <wired> ORRRR you will die and be dead and you'll wish you didnt spend all your time in an IRC channel preaching
<lavhoes> fuck me in the Ozarks... <lavhoes> i was whacking off to this hot naked Japanese chick. <lavhoes> and it's actually a guy. <lavhoes> stupid How to Draw Manga books.
<Glitch> i need to disconnect soon anyway <Glitch> so bye for now <MK> bye <MK> Live and Learn! <Glitch> and then get luvs?
Captain: well that is half true, the environment is a problem, and recycling does help but so does killing fascists yeah Captain: so i say why stop at one Captain: do both panckreous: but killing fascists gets you arrested for.... whats the charge called panckreous: oh ya panckreous: assassinating the president
2:49°am -(Nova`)- I'd like to cover your soft milky breasts with chocolate syrup and make a trail that goes down to between your legs. Then Ill slowly start licking up every drop. 2:49°am -(Nova`)- err 2:49°am -(Nova`)- SHIT! 2:49°am -(Nova`)- wrong chan 2:49°am -(Nova`)- sry
<Capt_A> dude lol <Capt_A> i got an email from a goverment agent <[OKW]BlueDevil> lol <[101st]Nutted> cool <Capt_A> i think they got the wrong address <Capt_A> first line is "REQUEST FOR ASSISTANCE STRICTLY CONFIDENTIAL" <[101st]Nutted> e-mail him back and say "i know who really killed kenedey" <Capt_A> lol
<Mephistol> irn <Mephistol> burn in hell <Mephistol> i went to http://legionofgimps.apt103.net/images/ <Mephistol> and my mom came in <Mephistol> and it had 'GAY PORN GAY PORN' etc all over the screen <Mephistol> its not a problem, if your parents dont think you're gay <Mephistol> my parents think i'm gay <Mephistol> and i imagine this didn't help <irn> ahahah
<Timexy> because of some fools, we are seeing what to do <Timexy> only for cause that we are Brazilian we are indiscriminate --' <Timexy> why they don't make flood in the #services for exemple
<bunch> themole nslookup cdecommunications.com.au <themole> I can't find that machine name <cinnabar> themole, look up mydress.com *** Signoff: themole (Read error to themole: Connection reset by peer) <cinnabar> he must not have liked what he saw.
<mike> i'm not afraid of heights.. i could look up at them all day <mike> it's depths that get to me
[4:02pm] <HandofErebus> i wish i could hit Edit>undo witha lot of things [4:02pm] <HandofErebus> like when i was in on my mom nekid [4:02pm] <HandofErebus> if only that damn edit>undo was right there