<the-low> it saddens me to see a lady that i love, such as an adult film star, take a cum shot in the face
<Rasterburn> Is there a way to split a file at a specific byte? <0dan0> no <0dan0> unless you are using a "computer" <0dan0> then it can be done
<ic3m4n> i have 6 usb ports <c00l_zero> what for?? <ic3m4n> modem, mouse, webcam, scanner, printer and 1 just in case... <ic3m4n> i was trying to find the modem one... *** ic3m4n has quit IRC: (Connection reset by peer.) *** ic3m4n has joined #cad <ic3m4n> yep, that was the one...
<TheWoland> If anyone molests me while I'm gone, take some pictures for my website
<@Kyoushu_Yatou> Hey Saka, or Paul.. someone.. I need a boy <@Kyoushu_Yatou> bot <@Kyoushu_Yatou> ** <@Kyoushu_Yatou> >_<
<turno> I want to fuck Michelle's brains out with my huge fucking cock, over and over again .. and then her sister can come and join us too. <Seeker> Err turno, your mom reads the quotes on bash.org? <turno> I'll fucking KILL YOU! ! <Seeker> Your mom does work for the church ? If she reads what you just said she'd be pretty angry right? <turno> Dude you have no fucking clue, don't seriously... you'd be ruining my life. <Seeker> Don't worry, I won't post it. [Privmsg] <Seeker> Hey dude, I'm gonna paste something - will you post it on bash.org? [Privmsg] <opiate> the turno thing? haha you fucking bastard!! [Privmsg] <Seeker> hehe his mom's gonna fucking kill him, drag him to that church they go to and get the priest to sodomise him. [Privmsg] <opiate> yeah and then he's gonna come fucking kill us, still I reckon it's worth it;) [Privmsg] <turno> You're not gonna post it are you ? Please don't .. I'm begging you. [Privmsg] <Seeker> I'm not gonna post it:) and even if I did she'd never know that your nick turno was her son Michael Savu . [Privmsg] <turno> *phew* spose you have a point
<Chikster> Oh wow ur little comments can go fuck a goat. <Chikster> LoL <Chikster> now that i read what i said i see where u got that. <BadCaleb> i'd pay to see that.. i can't explain why, though <nyisles> text on a computer screen can't exactly have sex with a goat... <Chikster> well..true <Chikster> but someday <BadCaleb> in aperfect world.. words will roam around, fucking all sorts of animals <BadCaleb> but not mine..
<Kaze_Shinmen> Not that I am homosexual. I just like toting rainbow colored girly things.
(h0va) i could fill any IT job now.. and do well.. from my home computer experiance.. but i would never get hired cuz i have no credentials (cranky) h0va: dude you couldn't fill a toilet bowl
<terrance?>: have you read the LOTR books <stratusxh>: no, however, i have them, and i'm considering reading them before school <stratusxh>: dunno though <stratusxh>: that boost of geekness may well keep me from getting laid for a couple weeks after reading them <stratusxh>: i sure as hell know the Harry Potter books did that <terrance?>: fuck harry potter <stratusxh>: fuck harry potter? fuck your taste in literature
*** cade changes topic to: 'its my mcdonalds, ill play in the ball pen if i FUCKING WANT'
<EvILEyE{GF}> I tried getting my scanner to work
<EvILEyE{GF}> stupid prick machine doesn't work with win2k
<EvILEyE{GF}> only works with linux, OSX, and pre-winME OS's
(drivers)
<EvILEyE{GF}> so I tried it on my laptop and linux broke
<EvILEyE{GF}> so I tried installing win98 on it
<EvILEyE{GF}> win98 broke
<EvILEyE{GF}> it's outside on the front lawn now
<EvILEyE{GF}> I figured I could format the hard drive by
throwing it out the window
<Kaown> It'd leave a footprint on the ground, but that's about
all.
<Beerman> I demand random linkage! link me to strange things, and entertain me <tate> http://www.goatse.cx/ <ecs> i was just gunna say that... <Beerman> my word, whats wrong with that mans bottom?
<ChaB`s> Santa Claus hates you. <LordReavr> he doesn't, he gives me presents. <ChaB`s> no he doesn't. <ChaB`s> that's not santa at all. <LordReavr> you're just jealous because all you get is lumps of coal. <ChaB`s> hey, I'm prepared for an energy crisis, man
<@JackPott> JACK POTT <@JackPott> IN TEH MORNING <@JackPott> ON TEH RADIO <@JackPott> TOMORROW LIEK <@GingaNutz> nice abuse of the english language <+Oz> abuse is an understatement <+Oz> more like "flagellation followed by intense anal rape by at least seven well-endowed males, two goats and one horse, in turn followed by an intragenital injection of H2SO4"
<RatBreath> almost half a terabyte of copyrighted material... amazing. you are a god <Rzrshrp60> well most of it is vids of isajeeps mom on the strip <Efflixi> lol <Rzrshrp60> ...high quality <isajeep> wtf
<ChugChug> so like... uhh.. what language do you use? <LaC> english <ChugChug> is that like perl? :) <LaC> god i hope not
<Mercy> It's (assassinate the president) fun to annoy (charter a plane, pentagon) the NSA by (shoot George Bush) inserting crap into innocent (blow up congress) sentences. <Mercy> Or so I've been (nuke Washington) told. <@Ixnorp> One would think that the NSA would have slightly more advanced filtering techniques than regexp. * Mercy Quit (Ping timeout) <@Ixnorp> Or maybe not.
<+elf> hey <Dekar> Do you want to see my cool thing? <Dekar> It's shiny... <Dekar> It has all sorts of moving parts. <Dekar> And it does things. Cool things. <+elf> zip up your pants, I don't care if you spray painted your penis.
*** Perz has joined #dorkydungeon <Perz> YES!!!!! <Perz> FINALLY CABLE!!!!!!! <Perz> NO MORE GOD DAMN DISCONNECTS BECAUSE OF MY FUCKING MODEM!!!!1 <TormenT> yay :D *** Perz has quit IRC (Ping timeout) <TromenT> lol
<DarkDawg> hrm <DarkDawg> somethign doesn;t seem right... <Xplosive> the spelling of 'something' and 'doesn't'? <fukdis> ahahaha
<darkdawg> bout how long till you can check my box out? <Trolan> no clue. this shouldn't be taking me this long, excpet the guy who coded it needs to be shot. <Trolan> and otherwise, try an OB/GYN <darkdawg> ob/gyn? type that as root?
<SVJ-FuNiOnZ> man this sucks <SVJ-FuNiOnZ> i got new deoderant and it smells like my grandpas cologne <SVJ-FuNiOnZ> so i cant jackoff without seeing a mental image of my grandpa
e l i t e m r p: http://www.worldpowers.net/canada/ reverend ine: 404 e l i t e m r p: yea =)
* Jeff challenges fastpak to a jousting match at high noon <fastpak> shit. I..uh...my horse is..uh...nonexistant. <fastpak> so i guess i'll have to decline <FlyNavy> you have to understand that when Jeff says "jousting" he really means gay sex <FlyNavy> and when he says "wanna play a round of WC3?" <FlyNavy> he also means gay sex <Jeff> ... <FlyNavy> pretty much anything he says boils down to gay sex <FlyNavy> :D <Jeff> want to have some gay sex? <Tektronic> sorry dont have cs installed jeff
<phoena>: I made the mistake of sending my husband to the store. He bought a case of Froot Loops. Fourteen boxes. I don't hate Froot Loops now, but I think I will 14 boxes from now.
<Petruchio> You know... if Disney had named their new movie Lilo & Patch, I'd probably have gone to see it.
*** ChanServ sets mode: +o aen <aen> aen's access level grew 3 sizes that day. <aen> And the minute his heart didn't feel quite so tight, <bob3d> the ladies were rather pleased <aen> He whizzed with his load through the bright morning light <aen> ANd he brought back the toys! And the food for the feast! <aen> And he... <aen> ...HE HIMSELF...! <aen> aen spanked his own meat! <aen> Or something.
<DC> like i had this pet duck one time <DC> he was the biggest fuck up ever <DC> and he was such an asshole to me <DC> and i would be like "come here quacker" <DC> hmm maybe he was pissed because i named him quacker <DC> yeah thats got to be it
[ +vampyriclust ] what is it about vanilla coke that makes me piss like a bitch with a urine fetish?
<R0SC0E> i bought this returned 60 gig hard drive this weekend <R0SC0E> thinking they probably just didn't know how to install it <R0SC0E> and it'd be fine <ScumDog> cheap or something? <R0SC0E> and it turned out to be an old 20 gig drive with the label swapped <R0SC0E> yeah <R0SC0E> but the fuckwad left all his old files on it <R0SC0E> so i have his name, address, phone number, fax number, e-mail <R0SC0E> i e-mailed him and was like you dumbshit <R0SC0E> he e-mailed back and was like i uh sell computer parts so once it leaves my hands i don't know what people do with their stuff <R0SC0E> i was like what the fuck does that mean, why would someone take a 20 gig drive you sold, and put all of these letters to lawyers with your return address on them <R0SC0E> and call their windows username your name <R0SC0E> no reply after that
<NickBlasta> asl? <Cryph> unf? <NickBlasta> no <NickBlasta> asl <Cryph> unf? <NickBlasta> u want the cyber <NickBlasta> ? <Cryph> unf! <NickBlasta> fap fap <[H]Klypr8> parlor.asf <[H]Tongboy> lol, I come back for a minute on accident, and I see what looks like 2 aolers trying to mate
<soimafrea> missing a that i think blood <BloodNose> ? <soimafrea> you dont know THAT much about me to tell <blender> what blood said works fine <soimafrea> i know but the grahmmer was appouling . <blender> bahaha
<l0wkey> im under house arrest <l0wkey> for two years <_INTRA_> what did ya do? <l0wkey> some bullshit stalking charges <l0wkey> 32 convictions <l0wkey> 104 trials <_INTRA_> lowkey: u are so full of shit <l0wkey> that is what the judge said <l0wkey> i was caught stalking her...i said i wanted to talk to her about the case <l0wkey> i was caught at 2:00 am, 16 times <l0wkey> in a row
<ChrisF-> how all my little niglets doing? <ChrisF-> we celebrating black histry munf in dis mofo?
<Reno> I wonder who the joker is that is sending me such a huge e-male <EIGHTBALL> an e-male? <EIGHTBALL> damn <EIGHTBALL> can I get an e-female anywhere? <EIGHTBALL> preferrably not huge
<Calculus> ...YE GODS I have too many DVDs. <Calculus> ...how do I have so many DVDs and so little money? <Zibblsnrt> possibly because you have so many DVDs? *ducks*
<Road|\{ill> anybody have that picture of that fat chick
sitting on a chair with the little dog underneath it?
<Road|\{ill> i need it
<DrStrangelove> Yeah, save your money, man. <DrStrangelove> It's not too late. <[DMK]Relvox> im 16 <[DMK]Relvox> its kinda too late <DrStrangelove> Else you'll end up like the rest of the population. <DrStrangelove> Poor and broken. <DrStrangelove> And ignorant. <[DMK]Relvox> what is ignorant?
<DrStrangelove> I used to swallow coins aswell. <[DMK]Relvox> im too cheap to do that!
<Rjx> was last day of school today <Rjx> loads of people signed my shirt <vampireuk> I remember some wise ass signed "wide load" on mine <Rjx> I went round writing "www.goatse.cx" on people's
Joins: StubbornBitch (~bocazas@3eb8f587.20db5883.ss.shawcable.net) <Analu> Dude! Every woman I've ever known just entered the chat
* Hottie_Girl thinks: OK [Anakin`] Must have come as a shock to you. [Anakin`] You know...thinking. [Hottie_Girl] NO [Hottie_Girl] I'M NOT A DUM BLOND
<vboydx7> Why the hell are all you fucking PS2 fanboy shits here?!? *** PSXcellent was kicked by vboydx7 *** GTA43v3r was kicked by vboydx7 *** Sony RoXors was kicked by vboydx7 <Solid Sony> Hang on..! *** Dead_Shot_Sniper was kicked by vboydx7 *** Solid Sony was kicked by vboydx7 *** Hot2trot was kicked by vboydx7 <vboydx7> Woah, wait a minute, this isn't the Gamecube forum o_O *** Quits: vboydx7 (No route to host)
<exii> I was just talking to my brother. <exii> And I said "okay, its 10:10, I have to go boot up the shower."
<Oz> if you move to newcastle that will allow you to live like a king <Oz> because you can just nick a house, furniture, etc <Oz> and then treat yourself to a e-coli mcsalmonella meal
<@Mike> LOL. I thought my chair was squeaking <@Mike> it was a damned bird outside <@Kimaroo> lol <%Blacksheep> oil the bird
<Casm> so lemme get this straight... <Casm> you asked for sex on the 2nd date <Casm> and when she said no you started crying? <Fr0id> yep <Casm> and she felt sorry for ya and put out? <Fr0id> yep <Casm> so in order to get pussy, you gotta BE a pussy? <Fr0id> seems like it <Casm> i swear to god the whole fuckin world's against me!