<lemmonza> OK, So I was watching some gangster film on BET last night <lemmonza> And they showed this commercial obviously for kids <lemmonza> Just as i was wondering why they would show a commercial for kids this late at night during such a violent movie <lemmonza> I realized two things <lemmonza> One: It was a commercial for kool-aid <lemmonza> Two: I was watchin BET
<NaStyChoC> hey babe asl? <sweetangelic> hi, 14/f/aus ^^ <NaStyChoC> ive a real big cock.. <sweetangelic> o how big?? <NaStyChoC> 9in <sweetangelic> dats prty big, mines only 8 <NaStyChoC> ok <NaStyChoC> wait wtf
<embrace> Hi <embrace> How do i download guys? <Frogworm> wouldn't you rather download girls instead?
<wankel> i think high-end computer hardware manufacturers should have to pay an extra tax, which gets sent to the game developers. we all know that people who pirate video games spend their savings buying fancy computers.
<Chrtsalid^Revenge> I spent about 45 minutes watching concerned neighbours and some maintenance workers dismantling a drainpipe in order to save a kitten today, <Chrtsalid^Revenge> And ten minutes of porn later, their effort was wasted.
<+Acksaw> how do you get 100 babies in a bucket? <+crank> 100? <+Acksaw> with a blender. <+crank> auch <+Acksaw> how do you get them back out? <+crank> i dunno <+Acksaw> with doritos
<nitekrawler> I was taking a piss, and my toliet suddenly flushes it self. <damageisking> maybe it was japanese <nitekrawler> I dont think toliets have ethnic races
<error27> Assertion: token is identifier of typedef or open "
(" of arg list of typedef'd pointer to function
<error27> programmers always wonder why people punch them in
the neck
<astrix> theres a little clip on the side of your drive <@KiNgDeeM|AFKish> jumpers <astrix> theres 3 options, master, slave and something else <@KiNgDeeM|AFKish> cable select <@Cyan> master, slave, and "likes to watch"
<Kirkburn> Shouldn't RCs be called Gamma? <Maldivia> in Microsoft's case: RC = Alpha, Release = Beta, Service Pack 1 = RC, Service Pack 2 = Release
<Erodice> 1 time last year we just had freezing rain and people where goin' 60-70 mps over the bridge form where i live to the main city New Bern. you never seen so many morons slipin' an' swervin' and wouldn't anyone slow down it was insane <Bligyith> On the fire department we call those return customers <Bligyith> ...well not really, but I do
<archaios> I WAS A VIRGIN TIL 21 <poonTheta> archaios i thought you are 20 :| <archaios> poonTheta: I am still a virgin <archaios> I expect to get laid next year
<skulk> why the hell is wrestling on the scifi channel? <skulk> that's like MTV playing music videos
Trev: dang baby did i tell u that u looked FINE today! Trev: u looked likea dime Trev: that was so sexy i just couldnt stand it Grace: thanks trevor, you're lying Trev: nooooo u were beautiful Grace: trevor I was absent today Trev: o
<dogs> we use IPv7 now <dogs> it's pretty much IPv6, but the headers contain porn <dogs> saves bandwidth
<Mulcibre> I just had a case of deja jew <Mulcibre> I'd swear I've seen this $20 bill somewhere before
<ehFk> so today in class Mr. Frank was like "Guys, turn to page 404...." <ehFk> me being a smartass say "Sir.... I can't find it" <ehFk> "Michael, It is page 404" <ehFk> "SIR! I CAN'T FIND IT!" <ehFk> I spent the next two minutes explaining to my class what 404 meant <ehFk> and they all looked at me like I was the biggest fucking nerd EVER <TheTik> wow... speechless.
<raven^> What do I chmod a directory with to make it accessable from the web?
<Folkomo> So in class today we were playing guesstures or password- one of those games you have to guess a word or phrase- my friend apparently got T.V., but I didn't know that. He got up and said "Back in my Grandma's days, these used to only be black and white." <Folkomo> I fucked up and said "water fountains" outloud. <Folkomo> ...thats why I got detention.
<stoertebeker> fleshlights make me want to puke <RifleEyes> you're not supposed to deepthroat them
<ToxicFrog> My gaming machine is running 2k at the moment, but I may have to downgrade to XP in the near future, or make it a dual boot. <LogiForce> Downgrade to XP ? :S <LogiForce> 2k is older then XP. It is called upgrading. <ToxicFrog> LogiForce: going from "bad" to "worse" is not an upgrade even if "worse" was released after "bad".
<SaintAlvus> I wrote a book on an object that lets you accelerate the passage of time. <Bean> What was it called? <SaintAlvus> Bong Mechanics
<karrde> i asked Windows to delete 36 000 files from a directory, and i ve already waited for 15 minutes and nothing resultes... <LoL> it is preparing 36 000 "are you sure?" windows
<TuorSirfalas> I tried using my sis's G5 powerbook or something <Cloud02> she has a mac? poor thing. <TuorSirfalas> she bought it for the logo <TuorSirfalas> her words, not mine
(+GamerTony) is it bad when you and your fiancee start eating the same things? (@arfer) if it's pussy, yes
<Andymc> lawl 156 photos on my phone... <Andymc> but i don't have a fuxxing way to get them onto the comp... need a bluetooth dock or summat <GriM> peel them off and re-apply glue? Perhaps a mild solvent to loosen the sticky? <Andymc> You should apply for a job at Dell...
<Ugarte> I think I was 12 at the time, and I was at this girl's house for some kind of party... I think her name was Kate. <Ugarte> Anyway, at some point she said she wanted to show me something, and brought me alone to her brother's room. She dug under his bed and took out a picture of a woman having sex with a dog. Then she kissed me. <Ugarte> I'm as confused about this now as I was then.
MasterH: They should make the entire world follow the same timezone. They could have like orbital mirrors which reflect the sun to every corner of the earth., MasterH: And have night at the same time. Faethyr: And nightime would happen How? MasterH: Turn off the mirorrs
<1> please tell me if there's any way to check if a table
exist in mysql database
<2> if (mysql_query('DROP TABLE table_name')) echo "table
existed";
<@CCFreak2K> Go down to your local Home Depot and ask for one. <%Zeraliten> No such thing as Home Depot in eurofag-land :( <@CCFreak2K> Then go to a Home...Gulag.
<@DemocracyDan> 5 votes to get kyhx banned! <@DemocracyDan> fine if you are all going to spit in the face of democracy by not voting we won't allow talking at all * DemocracyDan sets mode: +m * DemocracyDan is now known as NaziNorm <@NaziNorm> this is what happens when you don't allow your voices to be heard <@NaziNorm> they get taken away <@NaziNorm> think about that for awhile
<Holly> So I got my period, and i was bleeding, and my pad leaked <Jesse> Really? <Holly> Yeah, and it leaked everywhere! And so i had to go into the doctors, and they had to shave my vagina, it wasnt good <Jesse> Wow, i cant believe youre telling me this <Holly> Well...its just girl talk <Jesse> Jesse is a guy's name too
<Green> So I got in my car <Green> and there was birdshit on my windsheild <Green> so i got a paper towel and got out to wipe it off <Green> but it wouldn't come off <Green> and thats when I realized it was on the INSIDE <Green> I had a hard time getting to sleep that night
<VFR8> Omg <VFR8> I was driving home today and I saw the best license plate <VFR8> 56K SRY
<^zauberer> I do not speak the english well but I will use a translator <Xanpony> Sure, I understand :) <^zauberer> :) <^zauberer> you are of which pay <Xanpony> Okey, there is problems with your translator :(
<shwS> I have 1½ pack left.. after that, I'm smoking. <pu_ma> okay... <shwS> I'm quitting*
<Jimmothy> i have girl hands <Jimmothy> and nice nails to match <@D1> the better to handle my ballz <Jimmothy> anyone can hold peanuts D1 <@D1> ;[
<theGaurav x45> yo i got <theGaurav x45> Microsoft Office 2007 <theGaurav x45> greatest thing ever invented <theGaurav x45> so amazing <theGaurav x45> it took me 15 minutes to find spellcheck <theGaurav x45> but still <theGaurav x45> amazing
<+maaneeack> and I can't get off 56k if there is nothing else <+maaneeack> 56k, or yelling, and there is waaaay too much packet loss and downtime on yelling <acquacow> that's what I tried to tell my mom <acquacow> so I moved out <acquacow> we now communicate digitally <acquacow> and with the right spam filter <acquacow> I hear nothing at all.
<Phyxius> Hmm there are some black people hanging around outside the gates at the end of my driveway, brb <Courtney> mkay hb <Phyxius> HOLY SHIT THEYRE GONE <Courtney> The black people? <Phyxius> NO, MY GATES
<NerdyScientist7> Okay, I'm taking a survey, want to be in it? <bigone> sure <NerdyScientist7> Here's the question: How stupid are you? <bigone> what do u mean <NerdyScientist7> Thanks for your input.
<Golden> Am I the only one who thinks Dead Rising could be the easiest Video Game to Porno transfer? <Golden> The three main characters are a black guy, a hot blonde chick and a photographer <Golden> And they're stuck in a mall with zombies so they can't escape <Golden> Eventually someone is going to have a cock in their ass while the hairy guy takes pictures of it
< Vice> if paris hilton came and wanted sex.. i think i just might have to concede.. < Vice> cos you never know < Vice> she might have one of those "the millionth customer gets a special prize" campaigne going on..
<SierraSonic> the internet is made up of 3 things <SierraSonic> 99.9% porn <SierraSonic> .1% violence <Crash2> and 0% of? <Marcx> 0% intellect
<Mewrr> reminds me back when I was writing reviews of soccer matches on the web <Mewrr> and going through access logs, I saw that some reviews were orders of magnitude more popular <Mewrr> eventually it occurred to me that Switzerland has a Pro Soccer team named "Young Boys" <Mewrr> turns out they have many followers worldwide <dmacks> I bet <Mewrr> to make things even funnier, the Young Boys play in a stadium called "Wankdorf"
disturbed c0w: but jesus disturbed c0w: how can you read all of bash disturbed c0w: thats like reading the dictionary except cock is in there a lot of times
<catnip> I saw this hot azn grrrrl today <catnip> totally doable in many ways, none of which are the way that God intended <Crispy`> Well, that doesn't leave lots of room. <Crispy`> I mean, minus making your own hole and fucking it, every orifice is fair play.
Swift: top ten things I have to do before I die Swift: one is to donkey punch a giant squid in the eye X_Stickman: That should probably be last on the list
Lannister> they should make shock diapers that detect moisture and electocute babies.