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#17873 [ + | - ] 378
<Kerpal>the Cd-key is 56dsr67x
<vR|Sn00kie>Wont work....hmm
<kerpal>Hmm....it is x as in zebra
<vR|Sn00kie> you are stupid
#17871 [ + | - ] 159
<Anton> Facial stabbing. Oozing blood. Shotgun vaginally
inserted. Brains splatter over the wall.
GrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrARRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHH!
<Anton> is a good death metal track
#17868 [ + | - ] 792
<RadAghazt> I bought rice vinegar to make sushi. Now to figure
out how.
<RadAghazt> Ok.
<RadAghazt> There are instructions on the bottle, but...
<RadAghazt> they're in Japanese.
<RadAghazt> At least I think they're instructions.
<RadAghazt> This might say "death to all gaijin with this
poisoned export rice vinegar" for all I know.
#17864 [ + | - ] 13
iamouija: Because I'm Jewish
iamouija: and eVERYONE HATES JEWS
fireydarkness: I didn't know you were jewish
fireydarkness: bitch I hate you, go away -.-
#17863 [ + | - ] 416
<WntBgAsLg> RU people here every night?
<mthw> no sorry this is a 1 time thing
<mthw> channel breaks up by tomorrow
<mthw> we tour irc, go chan to chan
#17861 [ + | - ] 63
<ouija666> this gay guy was bitching about only being with
guys with small dicks
<ouija666> which is pointless if you have a gaping queer anus
<ouija666> so i say like
<ouija666> he needs a tattoo on his ass that reads 'you must
be this tall (arrow) to ride this ride'
#17843 [ + | - ] 20
<Halo_Four> hm, I never knew that
<DiViL`> no offence but what you don't know could fill a
warehouse
<DiViL`> :P
<KnightOwl> hahah
<DiViL`> I could fill an oil tanker
#17840 [ + | - ] 30
(grasmaaie) so they know who is 127.0.0.1 when he floods all
the day...
#17837 [ + | - ] 2
<Pete^> I
<Pete^> accidently
<Pete^> :)
<Pete^> married
<Pete^> a guy
<Pete^> ;p
#17828 [ + | - ] 342
<standby> i'm moving to my own office tomorrow
<standby> i feel so cool
<standby> i'll be able to mastrubate while i work
<standby> well i allready do but it will be easier
#17813 [ + | - ] 343
<Raikenku> "Recent study shows Mac users are often more
educated than Pc users"
<Magus> that's because any idiot can use a PC
<Magus> but it takes an art degree to use a mac :D
#17784 [ + | - ] 188
<Zombie> sisters are good
<Sony> She is fat
<Sony> and she smells
<Sony> like bear
<Zombie> lol
<Zombie> perfect for you
<Sony> Yeah, I'd hit it
<Sony> Wait
<Sony> I mean now
<Sony> no*
#17771 [ + | - ] 56
<suffocate> i wanna know if thewre are any Visual Basic
packets
<suffocate> under linux
<suffocate> ???
#17749 [ + | - ] 797
<Crumbs> anyone know what the strongest painkillers you can
buy are?
<Trukkie> guns
#17728 [ + | - ] 316
<Doggy^666> i have just been mentally scarred
<Doggy^666> im never gunna look in my mothers underwear drawer
again
#17725 [ + | - ] 1018
<prok> still living at home :/
<nug> living at home is cool and all, but it sucks to kick a
bitch out in the morning and she walks past my parents on the
way out
<p0ng_> fuck that, i'm loving with my dad till he moves
<prok> BEST TYPO EVER
#17717 [ + | - ] 1050
<MrFalcon> fuck... we have all this leftover shrimp, but no
shrimp sauce
<tokage> maybe you should kill yourself
#17679 [ + | - ] 290
<azzl> i can getcha a cheap bmw.
<azzl> or mercedes, ya like-a the mercedes?
<azzl> there's just a little scratch on it.
<azzl> where the vin's supposed to be.
<azzl> i wouldn't worry about it.
#17642 [ + | - ] 945
<Squee-G> You're old school? I beta tested the mother fucking
abacus!
#17638 [ + | - ] 139
<sabo> i hate it when there's no toilet paper in the house.
<sabo> cause then i have to wipe my ass with maxi pads.
#17539 [ + | - ] 106
<Chronosla> RARs are the dingleberries of Satan, sent to
torment me with mockery and derision.
#17483 [ + | - ] 1121
<JustNoodle> be right back
<JustNoodle> it's time for my daily sacrifice of a virgin
<meatwad_> you're committing suicide?!
#17475 [ + | - ] 142
* Techniq throws salt in FG's eyes
* FuNGuY throws ass in techo's dick
#17469 [ + | - ] 806
HolyViper7: im confused as to how i'm still allowed to breathe
the same oxygen as other human beings.  i just bought some tic
tacs, and most of em are gone... and you know how some tic
tacs get like, stuck?  well, see, i didnt wanna make too much
noise so i put the tic tac container in my lap and i hit the
container.  it was then i realized i had testicles.  it was
quite painful
#17453 [ + | - ] 331
<Diamond> I just got done watching porn.
<Diamond> Which has great music.
<Leper_Mess> ..you watch porn for the music?
#17452 [ + | - ] 281
<emp|whiskey> icq??? who still uses that?
<jud_> pervs
<zapp> i do
<zapp> oops
<zapp> oh damn.
#17450 [ + | - ] -67
*** Yoshi has quit IRC (Quit: and they found the remains of
the child in a tattered, cum-soaked, Care Bears bed sheet.)
#17435 [ + | - ] 146
<Pete[z]> my mate gaz was trying to get a blowjob from this
girl ok
<Pete[z]> so, he dipp'd his nob in dip cheese at this party
<Pete[z]> anyway
<Pete[z]> so she sucke dhim off
<Pete[z]> then her mother came home
<Pete[z]> grabbed a biscuit
<Pete[z]> and straight for the cheese dip
#17429 [ + | - ] 222
<BluBandit> hello kitty is one cat i'd like to violate
#17422 [ + | - ] 205
<Jemm> this is where he gets his inspiration from
<ZondrZout> I almost spend more time IRC'ing than I spend
painting and creating art!
<Morfi_> uhm inspiration from irc ? what do you mean ?
<Jemm> well, talking with bunch of lunatics give funny ideas
;)
<ZondrZout> Not to mention a good QDB!
<Morfi_> QDB what it is ?
<ZondrZout> Quasi Donderende Boombladeren
<ZondrZout> It's Dutch for something like 'positive energie'
<Jemm> QDB is all around us. It binds the Universe together
<Jemm> Use the QDB, ZondrZout!
#17421 [ + | - ] 16
<isd> if I could suck my dick, I would never leave my house
#17419 [ + | - ] 50
<RoXyaNGeL> any guy who is skinnier than his gf or has bigger
boobs than her is wrong -_-
#17414 [ + | - ] 291
<tytu> does anyone ever pull hisself?
<r0mulus> what?!
<tytu> when you pull your...you know
<r0mulus> hmm
<r0mulus> no
<r0mulus> i don't
<r0mulus> know what you mean
<tytu> you wrap your hand around your dick and then start to
pull up and down
<r0mulus> umm... i  think your in the wrong channel
#17405 [ + | - ] 178
<Blade> what's for supper my beautiful wife?
<Blade> you on a silver platter?
<Blade> CPU: AMD Athlon Thunderbird clocked at 1453.26 MHz
<Blade> OS: Microsoft Windows 98 Second Edition [4.10.2222]
<Blade> RAM: 257MB / 512MB <29% load>
<Blade> Video: NVIDIA GeForce2 MX/MX 400 (1024x768x16 bits)
<63MB/64MB video RAM>
<Blade> Sound: SB Live! Wave Device (Driver Version: 5.0)
[Stereo]
<Blade> Network Interfaces: NDIS 5.0 driver (Ethernet)
<10000000 bps> [5.4 MB received / 0.3 MB sent]
<Blade> Disk: a: ()[]: 0.0GB/0.0GB....c: (WINDOZE)[FAT32]:
4.4GB/4.9GB....d: (BUZINESS)[FAT32]: 12.4GB/12.6GB....e:
(PLEAZURE)[FAT32]: 22.0GB/23.7GB....f: ()[]: 0.0GB/0.0GB
<Blade> Uptime: 0 days, 1 hrs, 2 mins, 3 secs
<SK> what a great prelude to sex.
<SK> system information.
#17403 [ + | - ] 766
<hepkitten> also i appear to have lost my bf
<hepkitten> :<
<kinzillah> "lost"? does he respond to ping?
#17397 [ + | - ] 523
<SAMMY> i'm so fucking HAMMERINAEOAED
<SAMMY> i'm getting pototao ships
<SAMMY> chiptns
<SAMMY> fuck it
<LoRdZephyR> SHIPS
<LoRdZephyR> LOL
<LoRdZephyR> gonna go sailing?
<SAMMY> fucking chopked on a ship
<SAMMY> CHOCKING NO FUCKING SHIPS
#17392 [ + | - ] 944
<Danelope> I'm trying to set a password, and they're telling
me it's invalid.
<Danelope> Because it can be "derived from another word".
<harb> Yeah.
<harb> It's just calling to passwd, I bet.
<Danelope> They're forcing you to use randomized passwords.
<Danelope> That's fucking retarded.  Especially for an
FTP-only account.
<harb> Heh.
<Danelope> "Duhhh.  You're creating an FTP-only account with
its home limited to a single non-primary folder on the Web
server!  Let's give you shit about a password!"
<Danelope> "Duhhh!  There's absolutely no way this information
can be used to compromise the system!  But we'll still harass
you here!"
<homeslice> Make it "Dr3amh0stsu|<s5hit"
<Danelope> "Sorry, that password can be derived from
'dreamhostsucksshit', which is a common password."
#17390 [ + | - ] 725
<@Afterglow> what's the point of irc anyway
<@Afterglow> everyone idles
< destruct> the "point" is that if you take the third word
spoken on the second tuesday of every month of the the third
person down in each channel you visit on irc, they will form a
description of the path to the lost city of atlantis
#17389 [ + | - ] 86
<CardboardArmor> The Great Unclean One will get around to your
sheet when he isn't busy.  Or masturbating.  Whatever comes
first.
#17388 [ + | - ] 531
<TheBusDriver> the ping from me to the end of my penis is like
3 minutes
#17380 [ + | - ] 875
<SLC> there is a new mp3 addon in the defalt mIRC-releases!!
<SLC> if ya wan to hear a Backstreet Boys song then  type /
quit playing games with my heart
<SLC> some guy i just talked to said so!! he said it only
worked with that song at first, to make it active!!
*** SLC (badass@pc248.cab60a.comtrade.ee) Quit (playing games
with my heart)
#17373 [ + | - ] 320
<LoRdZephyR> i cant swim
<roboman20> i thought only people with down syndrome couldnt
swim
<LoRdZephyR> WELL YOUR WRONG WHORE
* roboman20 hands zeph a chromosome
#17363 [ + | - ] 78
<@SixSyx6> ugly is ok as long as I don't have to kiss them
<@SixSyx6> or look at them
#17361 [ + | - ] 275
(@Thwark): if masturbating improved penis growth, not only
would we all *know*, but it would have entire library wings
dedicated to the study.
#17359 [ + | - ] 422
«+kennyv» drakkhen: heh, a buddy of mine offered me a p3
800mhz for 80 bucks about a year ago
«+kennyv» but i was like "GRRR FUCK INTEL BITCH"
«+kennyv» then i carved an amd logo into my chest with an old
isa sound card
#17357 [ + | - ] 74
<||Rune||> and I do have it , but I dont dcc
<Nullifier> Use a DCCondom ||Rune||
<||Rune||> dude they break
#17352 [ + | - ] 394
<+ParaBytes> i have this weird problem
<+GoodScrat> rub vasoline on it and don't play with it for a
week
#17347 [ + | - ] 277
<kinzillah> I'm going to build a random number generator that
works, it will be a small mechanical device that shakes dice
and then reads what number came up, then we will have real
random number in computers, none of this seeding with the
timer shit.
#17346 [ + | - ] 112
<harb> I'm good at designing things, usually.
<harb> Implemting is another matter. :|
<harb> Implementing. blah.
<homeslice> Spelling also poses a problem.
#17345 [ + | - ] 92
<Mal> dom: hey, when are you gonna put the MMM pics up? or did
you not recieve any yet? :]
<kinzillah> Mal: why do you want pictures of men in boxers?
<Mal> kinzillah: because I was one of them :]