<homeslice> <Arbo> I'm making a personal call to tell someone I'll be working through lunch, and I get fired for it. <kitten> A PERSONAL CALL <kitten> YOU MONSTER <kitten> YOU SHOULD BE HANGED <homeslice> He's going to hell now. <homeslice> That's like the 14th commandment. <homeslice> On the tablet that Moses broke. <kitten> I think the 11th was "Thou Shalt Not Pay A Lot For A Muffler".
<reston> make jizz ice cubes <reston> thats a fun party prank <stu> you realize that's cryogenics <reston> yeah but imagine when a chick puts one in her drink <stu> what if she puts it up her twat <reston> the sperm will be dead <stu> she could get pregnant from an icecube <stu> no it wouldn't <reston> yea it would <stu> uh. <stu> how do you think IVF works? <reston> theyre organisms <reston> theyd die <reston> i dunno <reston> you know too much about sperm <stu> well, i have a lot.
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<Balatro> Electroly: It died on me once and wouldn't
restart. I had to ps -aux or whatever the fuck it is and kill
the process. Then it started fine.
<Electroly> ah, nothing good old `ps aux | grep Proteus | awk
'{print $2 }' | xargs kill -9` won't fix.
<Electroly> much better, that worked.
* Gandalf stares at Electroly
<Gandalf> And I thought I was a Unix dork.
<Balatro> Yeah, it was so much less effort to do that then to
type a command, quickly see the process and kill it by PID :)
<Electroly> you are a unix dork
<Electroly> Balatro: there were like 10 Proteus processes,
dude.
<Balatro> Funny, I had 1 ;)
<Electroly> dunno where these all came from, but i killed them
all.
<Electroly> now all is well
<Gandalf> Electroly: I understand ps, grep, and xargs. Explain
how that awk thinger works, though? :)
<Electroly> Gandalf: awk is pretty simple. it treats the
stdin as a bunch of columns
<Electroly> and lets you reformat the output. { print $n } is
typical, where n is the column number to print out.
<kurros> AWK AWK MOTHER FUCKER
<Electroly> it uses whitespace as the column delimiter by
default, but you can change that by some argument to it
<Gandalf> ah, and in ps aux the PID is the second column, thus
$2, right?
<Electroly> yup
<Electroly> you can do other stuff with awk, like awk '{ print
"Whee! The PID for " $10 " is " $2 "!" }'
<Balatro> It makes me hot when you talk unix.
<Electroly> rm -rf /home/Balatro
<Balatro> That's /homo/Balatro, honey :)
<Xetrov`> im gonna go try out this "physical activity" shit i keep hearing about
<Dragon-Beast> Not being a genius doesn't mean I would be a dumbass. <Frozen-Solid> in your case it does <Dragon-Beast> My case? <Dragon-Beast> Why would it be my case? <Frozen-Solid> because you are a dumbass
<[56]Firestorm_dude_slick> is there anyway to play a 350 mhz game on a 300 mhz processor?
<[Banned-H]G-Daddy> oh geez, oh geez... my roomate was doing a mission in GTA3 (the one where you pick up the limo and all the mafia guys), well anyways, all the fish trucks are hitting him and blocking him in. finally he gets by but not before he catches fire and blows up.. he then punches his monitor, that's when i leave. i hear a keyboard getting slapped something hitting a wall and stuff falling off his desk.. all to the words of "FUCK YOU, FUCK THIS, GOD DAMNIT! FUCK FUCK FUCK SHIT!!!" oh jesus, he was sincere too.. it's like that vid where the guy threw his monitor down the stair well
<Claus> I sell children to old women <Claus> and they stuff them up their uterus <Isajeep> oh my god
<Enhanced> but ya i'm gonna paint my intake on my car <Enhanced> can i use spray paint? <NT5> ummm..... what other kind of paint did you think there was available?? latex flat wall? <Roppongi> finger paint <Enhanced> i just dont wanna use paintbrush kind of paint <NT5> lol <NT5> paintbrush kind of paint.... that's good <NT5> get out the roller billy-bubba <Enhanced> well shit i dont know anything about paint <Enhanced> except finger paint <NT5> we gonna paint us a car
<Isajeep> in fotr when gandalf first goes to see that other gay wizard what does he first say to him? <NickBlasta> stfu noob <Setzer> stfu noob <CRC> he says: "sup dawg, i r g4nd4lf da gr3y!" <CRC> we should get the script to LOTR and make it l33t <DC4ever> CRC - and then add subtitles to the avi of it, and rename it "L0rd of teh r1ngz0rs!" <CRC> legolas: chex0r this out! *stabs orc in eye with arrow* LOL! di3 f00l! *shoots another orc with arrow* pwned! <[H]Slacker> divx? <NickBlasta> orc: CHEATER CHEATER WALLHACK!!1 <CRC> (when pippin/merry/whichever the fuck knocks the armor down the well) Gandalf: omg, noob!
<Spud> When I can't play my games I like to smash things <Spud> Or fap <Tetrad> same thing basically
<Tetrad> holy shit <Tetrad> I found a sword worth 110000 <hoho> holy shit <hoho> no ones cares
<ceejamon> fapping is pretty much what everybody using this program for, if that answeres your Q. <Kendrak> omg <Kendrak> they might as well rename Kazza to "Free p0rn!"
<Tetrad> the program I just wrote 1) compiled the first time without any errors and 2) worked like it was supposed to <Tetrad> I don't know whether to be proud or scared to death
<RatBreath> bah, i wanted to play jk2 and i get 200+ pings with dc running <NickBlasta> as it should be <RatBreath> so i close dc until im done <NickBlasta> to think, after this I'll have nothing queued from you <RatBreath> .... <RatBreath> you've been one of my slots for what? a month? <NickBlasta> :) <RatBreath> this will be strange <RatBreath> and liberating
<isajeep> I told pagan I was purging my system and she thought I was fapping <isajeep> wtf
<epic> so are MP movie rips good? <Tetrad> I don't know, I'm just an op <Tetrad> I can kick people, that's about it :P
<RatBreath> my joystick still wont work <NickBlasta> take breaks between fapping
<Hoju> I'm not going to stalk you or anything. <BioHazard> yeah right mr stalky mcstalker <Hoju> rofl <BioHazard> if that is your real name
<Rzrshrp8> and they told this kid that they were gonna have a fapping contest and whoever comes first wins....they all turned the lights out and started making sounds, then turned the lights on and only the kid they played the trick on was doing it
<MatthewH12> i heard StrokIt lets u use mouse 'gestures' to tell your computer what to do <isajeep> takes mouse inputs creates shortcuts <NickBlasta> ok so if you move your mouse up and down really fast will it go to a porn site? <isajeep> you can do that nick <NickBlasta> sweet
<NickBlasta> i always dream and then wake up and i was like woah was that real <NickBlasta> like the matrix <isajeep> which pill did you take? <NickBlasta> the hard pill <isajeep> lol knew you'd say that
<[H]Mephisto_kur_srv_> nArKeD... How flexible is your morality? <nArKeD> what morals? <0dan0> that is the right answer
<Muppet> *arf arf* <damnyoure> *slap slap* <Muppet> *bite bite* <damnyoure> *bang bang* <Muppet> *die die* <damnyoure> *bury bury* <Muppet> *rot rot*
<@SpEaR[afk[sleep]]> im gone <@SpEaR[afk[sleep]]> seriously <@SpEaR[afk[sleep]]> lol <@SpEaR[afk[sleep]]> sscreen si off <@|nsid3r> k <@SpEaR[afk[sleep]]> but im still typing <@SpEaR[afk[sleep]]> ahhh!!
<@harb> Hmm.. I wonder, if you buy that Linksys wireless NIC with the antenna on it, and you run the SETI daemon.. does it just act as another node in the VLA?
< Danelope> I know what I need. < Danelope> I need the cool shoeshine. <@harb> Shoeshine? <@harb> wt? <@harb> If that has a double meaning, sign me up.
<Hoju> have you seen this? http://www.somethingawful.com/ jeffk/ <Steve> think all those typos are on purpose? <Hoju> .....
<cX> I LIKE BLOOD TRICKLING FROM MY PLANK SHAPED RECTUM <cX> THATS WHAT I LIKE <cX> CUZ IM A MERICAN <cX> FROM MERICA
<SoulEdge> You are a fucker!!! A nasty fucked damn sucked, lesbian gay transsexual pedophile dighead!!! AND U ARE NOT GOING TO KICK OR BAN ME OUT!!! I'M LEAVING MY SELF!!! GET A LIFE!!! GET A NICE ATTITUDE!!! FUCK U!!! MAKE FRIENDS, IF U CAN, SILLY LITTLE NERD!!! d:-(
<PuyoDead> gahaha, I'm watching some porn live cam, and the girl is just sitting there eating doughnuts
<DarkMyst> Where do Babies come from? The woman or the man???? <OlEnglish> the stork <OlEnglish> but who fucks the stork? <DarkMyst> good question
<Sterring> please , I don't really understand english expression cause I'm not so good in english.... <Sterring> use simple words <Nickname> you stupid
<Oldboy> mt dew shrinks your cock <MiNdPhuCk> Tell me that again as I slam my 12 inch long, 4 inch wide cock down your throat while drinking a dew <Oldboy> plastic doesnt count
<Ickarus> no one could disguise themselves as me, they'd never pull of my buckets of charisma <Cloud> Richie - you misspelt "Sarcasm"
<Funk> Hey I have a question for your mother <zuKi> Sure thing, let me get her! <Funk> Ask her how many Communion wafers you'd have to eat to consume a whole Jesus
<dodge> oh shit, i got icecream on my keyboard <dodge> shit, now chocolate <dodge> i should clean it instead of mashing it under the keys
<_ENiGMA_> Fuckin telstra <_ENiGMA_> They ring you up, and dont say who the fuck they are and expect you to know they are telstra <_ENiGMA_> "Hi its sheryl here from the paramatta faults center, have you had any problems since the 26th?" ... "Umm well yeah, I've been constapated a few times and seem to wake up with erections... but aside from that Im fine"
<Zanshin> Ignitor: you have to be on malt liquor to fully appreciate it. To the average american negro, slightly buzzed on malt liquor and dazed by the media stimulus of sports and bigscreen TV.. The phone, and the ability to communicate, even in the typical monosyllables of the subculture, is a complete novelty. Thus, the "wazzup" commercial represents the wonder and happiness that a group of young negroes finds in using the technology
<AJK> puff da magic hard drive lived near drive B: sorta near the power sply in a tower owned by me
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<Fishfood> HAHAH <Fishfood> BT ARGUING WITH AOL <Fishfood> ITS LIKE BLIND FIGHTING THE BLIND! <Funk> WITH THE RETARDED COMMENTATING
<\`es> fuck i just downloaded 5 crazytown mp3's. What the fuck is happening with me
<sacarna> jay z - it's a hard knock life (ghetto anthem).mp3 <sacarna> otherwise its just a song from annie. <JtHM> heh.. hardcore rappers mackin out to samples from an old musical full of 10 year old white girls. <JtHM> seems more like R Kellys scene