<Stuntman21> "Boys. Boys. Be My Boy! I want to feel your Body! Boys. Boys. Be My Boy! Do Not Be Afraid My Honey! Boys. Boys. Be My Boy! I want to be your lover girl! Be My Lover Boy!" I like this song. Does that make me gay?
<moira> o <AnimeFreak> my new keyboard has improved my typing skills <AnimeFreak> too bad other keyboards suck compared to this keyboard <moira> is it an ergonomic microsoft keyboard <AnimeFreak> no <AnimeFreak> ibm model m <moira> sry ergonomic is best <AnimeFreak> no <AnimeFreak> model m > * <jre> FUCKS SAKE, ARE THEY FORGETTING TO INSTALL SHIFT KEYS ON THE NEW KEYBOARDS?!?@!
<barkode> yeah, slap can tell you about how at work he's sitting there on the web and coding perl, while there's gunplay in the lobby and a bomb scare. We're not even kidding. <slap> it's all true except the perl.
<felix> we're gonna start a band called "rsync", right? <felix> OH BABY YOUR FILES ARE CHANGING BUT NO MATTER HOW HARD I TRY I CAN'T KEEP UP, SO I'M REARRANGING AND TRYING CVSUP, BUT IT'S JUST NO GOOD. SO I SIT DOWN AND THINK.... THEN YOU COME THROUGH FOR ME AND GIVE ME RSYNC
<@KelPearl> sleeps comes after sex <@KelPearl> gotta get tired ya know <@mootlif3> goto sleep while having sex <@mootlif3> it'll make dave thing he sucks <@mootlif3> and he'll buy you stuff <@KelPearl> whoa <@KelPearl> sweet idea
<BriTnEy77> wait why cant i see anything the video like froze? <CatsyTECH> Refresh your browser. <BriTnEy77> how do i do that? <CatsyTECH> I'm sorry, but you have failed the IQ test for this chat room.
<phr0id> anyone have e-txr2.001?, im on 56k <juntog> that's like asking "anyone want to have sex? I have aids!"
<Cyberllam> today has been about nothing but good news <Cyberllam> earlier i found out that I was pregnant with twins <juntog> are they mine? <HaLLowCat> they better not be <Cyberllam> no, but they can be, for the low, low price of 3 low payments of 29.95 each
<kethepoo> i remember the first time windows said "this program has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down", and i was worried that they found out about the porn i had looked at
<StarlinVF> My mom watched me play Tribes2 <StarlinVF> she thinks I should go into the FBI
<mrkikass> i mean if she took her pants off im sure id get plenty of energy real quick but other than that i didnt feel like it
<Fro> i thought you had 24/7 support <@TEKnoFLVA> yes but that doesn't mean you can use it 24/7
<D|S-Alias> my balls are in such gay positions <D|S-Alias> they are all on one side in a cluster <D|S-random> i fuckin hate that <D|S-random> when they stick to ur leg <D|S-random> ER <D|S-random> i just wanna rip them off <D|S-Alias> im talking about pool yo
<Amanda`> I need to find out whether my ISP supports modem bonding <maff> that's plain desperation
<Laura_ken> ameeeerrrrr <amer> why do people do that <amer> why can't you do "amer: this is my question blah blah blah?" <amer> why do you have to wait for a response <Rhayde> lol <amer> goddamit i'm here, ask your question <amer> or say what you have to say <amer> jesus * amer throws up his hands and leaves the room <amer> well? *** Exekiel (ZelementZ@192.168.100.101) has joined #lineage <Exekiel> AMER <amer> lol
<+TlMMAH> hey gary <+TlMMAH> what is porno that i should download <+TlMMAH> i am putting my dick into your hands here <+TlMMAH> not literally but, you know
<@harb> Also, the waitress at Applebee's thought we were gay. < espo> LOL < espo> why is that? <@harb> Because Andy's a fag. < espo> did she say "Are you two gay?" <@harb> No. <@harb> She asked if we wanted to split dessert.
<jonathans> i can stand on the sides of my ankles <jonathans> both heels inward <jonathans> i can balance on one for a bit <clay> i can touch my penis with my hands
<ryano> i ain't drank dick for shit in months <reston> try a lemondrop bodyshot <reston> get some fly bitch and rub sugar on her tummy... lick it, take a shot of vodka <reston> and then eat a lemon <jonathans> is that some kind of homosexual alternative to tequila shots <reston> yea jon <reston> but its good <jonathans> sugar instead of salt <jonathans> lemon instead of lime <jonathans> a chick instead of your hand <jonathans> its beginning to make sense to me.
<lasthero> i own a lot of cds <lasthero> and i own a kick ass stereo too <lasthero> but don't own speackers, they cost so much
<Whooey> females jeans pockets are TINY <Whooey> TTIIIIIIIIIINY <Natasha> yes, they are <amit> Whooey: females have a big flesh pocket to compensate
<Spankle> What the fuck is a furniture cover? <Al> Spankle: a sheet you put over chairs and shit to stop dust or dirt getting on them <Al> like a foreskin for your sofa. <Jre-La> And retracts when guests come by
<jim_the_hat> without programmers you would not be able to chat on irc 15 hours a day ally^ :P <ally^> i know <ally^> i could be doing something else <ally^> like sucking dick
TallyHoTheZebra: i love fire TallyHoTheZebra: if i could have sex with it, i would
<Justice-P-> africa totally ruins that picture; the stripes make it stand out too much <Icehawk|work> j: that's south america and north america <Justice-P-> whatever
<Cross> I was at the kareoke bar last night <Cross> and i was talking to this hot chick for like 20 minutes <Cross> and this other girl walked over right in the middle of my conversation <Cross> and said "Are you talking to my sister? Cause she's deaf"
<mgt> i can't find any good porn anymore tho <mgt> i like reading stories now <mgt> it gets my imagination going <mgt> the trick is getting yourself to actually believe they are true <mgt> and not written by some fat horny star trek fan
Nazrag is away now to play Tea Fortress Classic <Nazrag> thats right kids, Tea Fortress Classic <TheRiff> sweetened or unsweetened <Nazrag> sweetened, with crumpets on the side <TheRiff> alright
<Cyc66> http://cgi.ebay.ca/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=**** <Cyc66> plz ruin that auction <bbz_> what do i want to do that for? <Cyc66> she's a dirty whore <bbz> maybe i could get her phone number <Cyc66> uh why would u do that <bbz> well, if she is a dirty whore
<ncc386> It seems to be an oral fixation that drives me to smoke and when I quit 3 weeks ago I started eating more. If that's the case there is a healther, cleaner, more fun oral practice that could satisfy me.
<redfox> hmmm.. i heard a loud noise downstairs <redfox> nobody's home, brb... investigating <Rezn0r> it's your sense of self-worth running away <Rezn0r> and knocking over furniture on its way out
<Wee_AL> ah well im prosb gona buy the new RHCP album <Wee_AL> actully shit ill just borrow it <Wee_AL> no cash <DjSatansfury> im probably just gonna have a wank, and listen to myself moan as i cum, 'cause it'll sound the fucking same
<Evilmonkey> I SWEAR TO GOD IT WAS MY MOM NOT MY DAD.. <Evilmonkey> i wouldnt dream about my dad.. im not gay.. er.. shit.
<@harb> farq: Do I look like the sort of man who'd go and find unsuspecting Japanese schoolgirls in short skirts and white panties and ask them if they want to see my "Cthulu Special"? < farq> harb: no, but I just got a new .sig
<MrPuppy> like 3 hours ago <MrPuppy> i was wankin to porn and i just got up <MrPuppy> my door was open and my parents have been walkin around <MrPuppy> they prolly saw me <MrPuppy> i heard them laughing
<Stemish> my 450Mhz celeron built world in 1:40:18.95 <Stemish> my dual 500MHz celeron built world in 1:44:47.17 <Stemish> what is wrong with this picture? <todd> There's no naked chicks in it? <Stemish> well, that too
<@Tilt> this is the funniest thing i have ever read in a sources TODO list <@Tilt> o Learn C
<endura> fuck women, I got me a national geographic and a bottle of gergins hand lotion, I'm fucking set for the next 10 years
<@Afterglow> . I also have a familiarity with local area networks, including DHCP, DNS, penis, and Microsoft networking file shares.
<kdoom> Duke: you need a hobby <DukeNukem> kdoom: like beastiality? <kdoom> perfect
<@Linguica> you say "katana" and while the rest of us guys think of ninja swords, AndrewB thinks of doll dresses
< Tobester> I downloaded a file named JESSICA ALBA LESBIAN PORN SEEN DIVX at 12mb and it was a guy fisting himself
[#perl] <fraggle> how many days does it take to compile perl 5.6.1 on a 486? <diclophis> haha
<Valkyrie> no, but Westlife is fake <Valkyrie> Flying without wings? <Valkyrie> PUHLEAZE <Valkyrie> more like getting high on KFC
<MartinBlank> I knew a guy who dressed up for Halloween as a giant penis with ferns growing around the base, and said he was dressed as a dickweed.