<McManus-wrk> how 'bout a pr0n site? you'd get tons of hits :) <manual_overide> McManus-wrk: LOL <McManus-wrk> :D <KT> when the page loads up the page should say "kiddie pr0n is uncool! you should be ashamed of yourself! your IP has been logged and sent to the nearest law enforcement agency" <McManus-wrk> and then CLICK HERE for kiddie pr0n...
<[RCS]MrBojangles-nub> well if i wanted an 8" black penis in my ass id commit a felony
<jenn> BUKKAKE! <DogBoy> ouch <Asmodean> bukkake? isn't that the japanese rope tying fetish? <DogBoy> no <prefect> you're so young and innocent, asmodean <DogBoy> lol <Asmodean> young.. maybe.. innocent.. no :) <DogBoy> hmm <DogBoy> I can't even spell that <DogBoy> I'm gonna ask my mom what it means <Asmodean> bukkake? <Asmodean> oh my <Asmodean> hitting "i am feeling lucky" in google for bukkake was umm.. *sooo* not work friendly
<billyblacktop> yo yo yo, sup my niggas?
<jimmy2toes> your not black
<billyblacktop> how do you know that?
<jimmy2toes> I hacked your webcam, and now I can see you
<billyblacktop> yeah right you cant do that
<jimmy2toes> I can and I did.
<billyblacktop> ok then what color hair do I have
<jimmy2toes> Hmmm, let me zoom in a bit. Blonde, and you are
white, about 6' 2", your room has an emenim poster and your
bedspread is yellow and blue.
<billyblacktop> holy fuck man im telling the cops
Quits: {billyblacktop} (billyb@235.253.473.232) (Quit:)
<jimmy2toes> LMAO, that was a friend of mine, I just set up
his comp today, and showed him mirc, he doesnt know my nick,
what a fat tool!!!
<nellcarterlookalike> A fat tool indeed.
<Roberto> My friend Mark said that he saw a ninja totally uppercut some kid just because the kid opened a window.
ywedig: so what do you have planned this weekend? GnaaaGnaa: I am going to kill your mother, rape your father, cut off his penis and put it in your dead mother's mouth GnaaaGnaa: then I'm going to see Spiderman
<Cole`> I think there might have been a guy at my ptq who crapped his pants. During round 5 I had a bunch of people watching my match and all of a sudden I caught the scent of crap. I yelled out "Who in God's name shit their pants?!" A few people laughed, but I didn't catch the shitter. So round 6 I am playing this guy and he smelled...like shit. I did in fact recall him saying he wanted to go home and take a bath. I felt really horrible for this.
<Pest> i was talking to a gurl at school <Pest> her name was nicole <Koen> heh :) <Pest> she was like how are you doing today <Pest> i went <Pest> well im alright..but id be better if someone named nicole was slobbing my knob <Koen> rofl <Koen> :( <Pest> she smacked me <Pest> :/
** Moses is now known as Cain.... <Cain> oh no I killed my bro .... <KeeperS> .... <KeeperS> what a stirring rendition of the bible .... * KeeperS is moved to tears
<MercyBeat04> linux command prompts are like dos on acid with a credit card out on the town. You can do anything.
<gh5046> Witness the amazing power of and ice-cold lemon lime soda as I pour it on my crotch and become sexually aroused!
<t_h_e_o-> why do u use a period at the end of every sentence? <dager> ROFL <dager> BECAUSE <dager> ITS A FUCKING SENTENCE
<CraNKGod> YOU KNOW WHAT'LL BE NEAT ABOUT LIVING ON MY OWN <Funk> Being able to run up and down the hallway naked but for a sock on your erect penis? <CraNKGod> BEING ABLE TO DRINK STRAIGHT OUT OF THE MILK JUG <Funk> Oh. <Funk> Man, you need a better imagination.
<[0FXTCJ|U> are you excited now?!?!?! <[0FX|nw> yeah <[0FXTCJ|U> do you have an erection?! <[0FX|nw> no <[0FX|nw> hmm <[0FX|nw> ¨cant say this in english <[0FX|nw> i tooked my hand on my cock and drew forwards and backwards <[0FX|nw> what do u call it? <[0FXTCJ|U> jacking off? <[0FX|nw> oh <[0FX|nw> in sweden we call it runka
<WoHo> jacob I have the highest grades in english in mah class :[ <WoHo> my only prob is that I facken write in class like I write on irc <WoHo> my teachers comes up to me and asks <Nold> rofl <WoHo> wats ppl ? <WoHo> wats r ? <Nold> lol <WoHo> wats mah ? <WoHo> dude <Nold> lolu <WoHo> its bad :[
<davester> alright, in a month when i'm building this computer, everything will have changed, so i'm not going to bother now <davester> they'll have gforce9's and p5's and terrabit hdd's <davester> all for cheap <Deathblend> and 256bit athlons <davester> word <davester> WORD <Deathblend> you mean dword
<KagoniKnight>: You know how sometimes a dog humps your leg? <Pong-Chan>: ..... <KagoniKnight>: Well, sometimes, why not hump back and show who's boss!!
<noah> no I need a way to come to terms with the fact that I wasted <noah> my horny years whacking off to porn instead of bagging college <noah> tail <dr.adam> might i suggest bourbon
<mb> everytime i've seen Iron Chef they always use sweet fish <yesyouam> what's sweet fish? <mb> the meat is supposed to be really sweet <mb> and the guts are supposed to be bitter <yesyouam> like ma wimminz
<Clitlover> I am not into that. <Clitlover> How about roleplay? <Nikki21[woaHOTTY]> ok <Nikki21[woaHOTTY]> i'll be the dungeon master
<zamros> WHEN I WAS LIKE SEVEN I SAW A CAR GET RUN OVER BY A CAR <zamros> MY FIRST CAR ACCIDENT WITNESSING <zamros> AND/OR MONSTER TRUCK RALLY
<@SpamapS> he was just a complete asshole to me last night... and then was talking shit about it after I left <@Redb3ard> dude, i didnt see it haappen <@SpamapS> I was arguing with him that ReiserFS was better for directory lookups, because it used b-trees to store meta data... <@SpamapS> so he's like .. "Do you even know what a b-tree is? " ... I told him to kiss my ass... <@SpamapS> He says "I have my algorithms and data structures book here... so tell me what a b-tree is"... <@Redb3ard> um <@Redb3ard> you do realize, that this finalizes your geekhood <@SpamapS> At which point, I told him I didn't need this crap anymore and went to bed... <@Redb3ard> there is no turning back, its irreversible, ta this late stage
<Johnny-5> i just measured my dick and i was like 'yay ten inches' then i realised i was looking at centimeters. life can be so hard sometimes.
<Logan> I have to say that sex ruined pornography for me. I discovered that women don't scream, "Fuck me you big-cocked cowboy!" when you touch their elbow.
<AkumaUsagi> because every scoobie doo episode could have been 1 minute long if only someone would have eventually bought a gun.
* C|sur hates being a genius. <Lindy^> yeah, i'd think your modesty would hamper you.
<Devan> I got a 75 dollar check today for no reason! <Devan> What can I buy with 75 dollars?! <Devan> Guys? <Vesp> A shitty blowjob or a fantastic handjob
*** Big_Daddy changes topic to '(@ALbino) i sucked nwar, but not like i had a choice :)' (Big_Daddy) that is in fact NOT taken out of context btw :) (nwar) nor is it edited in anyway (ALbino) bd always takes my stuff out of context (ALbino) what he's not telling you is that nwar was bitten by a poisonous snake and in order to save nwar's life i had to suck the poison out. so, in fact, i am not a raging homosexual with dong-swallowing tendancies, but rather, a hero. someone to be looked up to and respected :) (Big_Daddy) who eats the cock :) (ALbino) besides the point :) (ALbino) surely you aren't suggesting that just because a guy likes to gargle a little cock every now and then that he can't be a hero to the masses :) (Big_Daddy) now you're saying nwar has a little cock?
<^bat-sai> i once went to lismore <^bat-sai> for a baseball competition <^bat-sai> when i was 13 <^bat-sai> i was mocked <^bat-sai> because i was the only one who thought we were there to play baseball on the snes
<Danelope> "Nine people in total have had gene therapy at the Necker Hospital, and seven of them are doing well." <Danelope> The other two transformed into hideous demon-beasts and began slaying the hospital staff. <Danelope> And eating their brains.
<WeaselBoy> livejournal is nothing but thousands of people all saying "Does this make my ass look big?" at the same time
* nSu`bNr`t has joined #asp <nSu`bNr`t> is that a channel for active server page ? <Karyon> no <Karyon> its the Asp, Snake and Serpent discussion group <Karyon> We're snaketrainers <Karyon> you interested in becoming one? <ZondrZout> Karyon! I just tought my snake a new trick!! <Karyon> really? <ZondrZout> Yeah, I tought it how to find an entrance <Karyon> You dont have a snake, idiath <ZondrZout> I don't? <Karyon> no <Karyon> thas your dick <ZondrZout> Dick, go search for an entrance on Karyon!
<Never> Okay, I'm not really going to be a novelist, it just sounds a lot better than "autistic retard constantly lost in own fantasy world"
<Anecdotist> I never watched the Power Rangers. So I guess I just figured that they were like forest rangers, but more powerful. Maybe even as powerful as me. I know that I am pretty powerful when it comes to forest stuff, because Smokey the Bear is all, "Only you can prevent forest fires." If I'm the only one, I must be pretty powerful.
<stutz> I hear you call your dick Godzilla <mltj> yeah. <stutz> Is that because its green and smells of fish? <jamey> no, it's because it doesn't really exist
Ebyan: Dude, Yahoo! Monopoly would be the absolute shit HolyViper7: Yahoo! Bukkake would be the absolute shit.
<bix> it was like the flintstones <mltj> but without the cars. <mltj> or dinosaurs. <mltj> or flintstones. <bix> exactly.
<sev0> remember in school? <sev0> remember the kids upside down stuffed into the garbage can? <sev0> 20 years later, ircops. <sev0> do the math
<kimo> tylenol + advil + a half a shot of JD == an episode of seinfeld, all characters played by your truly
<bigs-:#rap> what is a good website? im trying to find a picture with someone who has platinum or gold teeth
<outcaste> ROTFBMALFO! <outcaste> Rolling On The Floor Because My Artificial Limbs Fell Off
<kaleido> when i was at e*trade i went to a dept dinner thing and everyone was drinking 20 year old wines and shit, and i ordered a bud light <kaleido> everyone looked at me like i called their mother a cunt
<BabyDuck> i fucked my wrists playing a pinball game on my PC <BabyDuck> but I played like 400 games, which would cost $100 at the arcade. I bought the game for $15, so I have saved $85 so far