(debaser) i bought a mouse today (debaser) and it didnt have a ball in it (debaser) i got a neutered mouse.
<JtHM> if I had a child I'd do it naturally <sacarna> out your penix? <JtHM> it's big enough to handle it I reckon
<Cyberllam> I want to get a bumper sticker that says "Honk if you think I am doing an excellant job driving." Then I can cut people off and they won't know what to do.
*** Quits: SkAtEcHiC (Life is the most precious thing u can loose) <Stuff> the other day I lost 5 bucks, so I'll have to disagree
<MaXiMUz> so linux and ftp r the same thing rite? <MaXiMUz> Fuck hacking itz too complicated, i can't ftp and shit
<cYner> you know, some times, I get all head fuct and then I type something and forget to hit enter, then after about 5 min it's not even part of the conversation anymore, then I just clear the line and all is well.
<eriq> ins should be like 'yoink' and throw elian's little communist cuban ass on de plane.
<sacarna> i think willingly putting your child in a porno comes under the catergory of unfit parent
<IGNORANT> why do allways the amarican punk rocker go out whit the bullshit new wave hokker girls i dont like it here in norway punkrocers go out whit punkrock girl ore tellephone hokkers ore les they go out whit them self and do homosexual aktivitis!!!!!!!!!!
<Paulo> What KOF babe has the sexiest navel? <Angelblade> Is the navel where your thing-thing is supposed to go? <K9999> YOUR THING-THING CAN'T GO INTO A NAVEL! Although it might be an intriguing experience... <MilleniumWEAPON> Your... thing-thing??? Though it does not go into the navel too well, I could recommend some "educational" sites as to where you put your thing-thing, but I'd get banned...
<SaraMarie> the houston texans <SaraMarie> how original <toast_> do they have an open container as a mascot?
<Jake> so I got dissed by this girl i was talking to online <Jake> we were getting along really well and she wanted to meet <Jake> but she wanted a picture <Jake> so I sent her one (got one of hers, she was fine) <Jake> she said "I'm really looking for some one more 'athletic'" <Jake> bummer <Jake> so i say <Jake> well im trying hard, ever since i have been able to afford the full time trainer and chef I've lost over 200 lbs <Jake> she says you can afford a trainer/chef <Jake> i say yeah <Jake> she changes her mind about meeting <Jake> i tell her to go fuck herself
<knox> i used to use zippers but my foreskin got stick in it <knox> i went to velcro and had some pubic hair problems <knox> now i just wear dresses
<BoZZ> my thing don't work... <[TX]-KnacK_WerK> well at least ur not married...
<DaveMan> if a cop ever shoots, he/she means to kill <DaveMan> standard practice is two at the torso, then try to put one in the head <jitspoe> getting shot twice in the torso would suck <Fryth> getting one would be a breeze, though <jitspoe> Fryth: that only drops me to 60 health
<sage> Its like my card is a big fat breast and the asus support is a bra...my boob be flapin in the breeze over here.
* jitspoe attempts to go back to his paper <DaveMan> BWAHAHAHA <DaveMan> ALL YOUR CONCENTRATION ARE BELONG TO IRC <DaveMan> YOU HAVE NO CHANCE TO PASS MAKE YOUR BURGER FLIPPING
<Calrathan> omg, the despair is making me use gotos! <Calrathan> goto cliff <Calrathan> :cliff <Calrathan> jmp 0xFFFFFFFF
<Zimbu> i was just using common sense, sorry <Gimik\HMWRK> Zimbu: try to use something you have next time ;)
* KnacK is busy studying for his urine test * Fembot notes Knack failed his last test -- he kept peeking @ the guy beside him.
<jitspoe> when I was little I had a wet dream... dreamed I was taking a pee in the toilet only to wake up and find out it wasn't the toilet I took the pee in... <Pluto[BHG]> haha thats not a wet dream <jitspoe> sure it is <jitspoe> I was all wet :)
<Jugernaut> CLICK CLICK BOOM <Jugernaut> today is pop metal day <kaleido> haha <kaleido> i like to refer to it as 'aluminum music' <kaleido> since its not as strong as metal <kaleido> and it will eventually fold up and be thrown out
<elinsox> dude my boss rules <mrwhite> with an iron fist <legacy> and a big black strapon
<Calrathan> its amazinz;].jhv0z;].jhv0z;].jhv0z;].jhv how a little liquid in the keyboard can screw it up so much
<destruct> 88 N Feb 07 k15176@slo.net ( 51) HOW DO YOUR EMPLOYEES SPEND THEIR DAY!!!! <destruct> READING SPAM!!!!!
<vampyriss> im not a girl <vampyriss> not yet a woman <[m1]> so you still tuck?
<aba> el job search soy el puta <dave__> ahahahaha. <dave__> translation <dave__> <aba> the job search i am the fuck
<jasn> dad woke me up like 'your brother cut himself with a knife he's bleeding everywhere i gotta take him to the hospital' <jasn> im like 'can you get me some mcdonalds breakfast'
<[m1]> i HATE real world <[m1]> its a fucking platform for outspoken faggots with a high school vocabulary <mrwhite> dave, sounds like irc
<MadHack-> i've developed a bad habit of making a hand motion when i fart <MadHack-> like i'm pulling a big lever or something <mrwhite> hahahahhaha <MadHack-> and i squeeze my face like it takes effort, too <mrwhite> you'll win the jackpot one day and shit your pants <MadHack-> and if i'm standing, lift my leg <MadHack-> farting's really turned into a full-body experience here
(dx) i once ordered sears siding for the condo complex across the street (dx) they showed up (dx) and knocked on the first condo (dx) and the dude called the landlord (dx) and he comes out (dx) and starts screaming at them (dx) sears calls me back and asks whats wrong and i told them i had no idea what they were talking aboit (dx) sears never called me again (dx) :)
<UGPYitEarp> I think part of McDonalds employee training is a seminar called "dealing with the failure you call life"
[ +Mattster ] in an emergency, the hard drive will launch itself through my window and safely onto the back lawn [ +Mattster ] so in the future, someone else can benefit from my mp3's and porn
<mrfrosty> your'e a faggot short of a raging fire <mrfrosty> if you know what i mean <mrfrosty> and if you do, let me know
<Serevok> does your penis reach the city of Montreal? <Cheezric> I'm talking 5, maybe ten minutes tops. <Cheezric> Well, we jews are blessed. <Serevok> with choping off your cocks at birth?
(neruaL) my mom's computer (neruaL) just said "hey baby, you've got mail" in some seductive male voice
<mrfrosty> From: webmaster@P0PMAILER.ORG <mrfrosty> Subject: Learn the secrets of the rich! <mrfrosty> [-- Error: unexpected end of file! --] <mrfrosty> he's a tosser <mrfrosty> i had the secrets of the rich in my grasp <mrfrosty> i feel like a shakespearean tragedy <mrfrosty> actually it's jsut these tights <mrfrosty> and this shoulder length wig <mrfrosty> and nothing to do with the injustices perpetuated upon me by WEBMASTER@P0PMAILER.ORG <mrfrosty> (who shall be known as cunt from this moment forth)
<aba> i was just in detroit <jasn> congratulations. <aba> some black man next to me in his car kept flicking his nose <aba> i rolled down my window and told him i dont have any cocaine
(jbk) I think i'm going to get some alcohol this weekend seeing as i'm done with building robots (jbk) and that calls for a celebration :) (_none) jbk: youre probably the only person that has ever said that sentence
<teresa> how is your meeting <msd> well <msd> we got off topic <msd> and everyone is now looking at porn
<jasn> if i ever have a girlfriend that requests that we have a 'song' together, after i laugh <jasn> i shall suggest master p - you can be my bitch
<sup-yo> sporting the zima <kaleido> when i was 19 <kaleido> and desperate to drink <sup-yo> HAHA <sup-yo> i used to drink zima when i was a 12 year old girl <sup-yo> you're so gay <kaleido> i heard zima and koolaid powder was good <kaleido> so i tried it <kaleido> and the koolaid made the zima bubble and overflow all over me <kaleido> and dyed my hand red :(
<MadHack-> i net 4200 <MadHack-> whereas i gross 6,666.66 <MadHack-> give or take <MadHack-> quite the beastly salary <MadHack-> 666 666 :( <MadHack-> well, .67 i guess, technically * MadHack- saves his soul through rounding
<@aba> plz call me alexander the great <@aba> =[ <@ditz> hahahah <@ditz> alexander the great almost conquered the world ;D <@aba> yes <@aba> i am going to conquer the internet <@aba> and be called alexander the greatfux
<[m1]> sup sluts <ian_> dave where do I learn how to make 3D models of shit <[m1]> haha dude <[m1]> i dont know SHIT about any kind of art or about 3D <[m1]> im a unix dork that specializes in solaris and bsd <ian_> [m1] why aren't you out partying <ian_> fun fun fun till yer daddy takes the t-bird away <ian_> and all that rot <[m1]> cuz im a unix dork that specializes in bsd and solaris?
(StanLee) I'm tired of working today. (neruaL) me too (neruaL) actually not really (neruaL) because i haven't spoken to any customers yet (neruaL) and the one time my phone rang it was a dial tone (neruaL) dial tone > stupid customer