<filo> edwardo asked me if "i did any virgins" tonight <filo> what an upstanding individual
<blur_> i just got a buncha penises flashed at me :( <blur_> i somehow setup cuseeme to accept all incoming requests <blur_> and like <blur_> theres naked men out there apparently
<collie> Why did irc2-1.netcom.com sets mode: -o collie deop me? <Temps> cause you wasn't opped first <collie> I was opped now. Why did netcom deop me. <collie> I can see some other server deoping me but not my own that I pay every month. *** collie has left channel #netcom
<end> he starts harassing me. and tries to flood <end> haha *** Signoff: end (Excess Flood)
<s___> nair is scary <s___> ive always been afraid i would go too near it at the grocery store <s___> and it would spray me in the crotch or something
<colrebel> i hate it when a coworker spots you blowing the contents of your nostrils into a trash can
<luqin> DO NOT CALL PEARLJAM CANDYASS <luqin> OR I WILL CHECK YOU INTO THE SMACKDOWN HOTEL <luqin> ON THE CORNER OF JABRONI DRIVE <luqin> AND KNOW YOUR ROLE BLVD.
<throwback> you mean to say that someone overreacted on irc? <throwback> when the fuck does that happen?
<Psinic> windows 98 is like that drunk uncle that thinks he knows everything and always tries to convince you he was a CIA operative, and when you argue, he gets violent and then passes out.
<webba> A movie doesn't have to have 3 gay guys talking about bagels to be good.
<deltax> your not to smart <SofaKing> too smart <SofaKing> your not that bright yourself
<morbid> I had this plan <morbid> i was going to join the band <morbid> and kill myself, and leave my tuba there. <morbid> it would explain it all
<gee-1> we should market heart monitor devices that're like implanted. so if you die, it'll remotely run a program, to like make your computer log in, get on irc, and msg your friends that you're dead
<|dxb|-XeS`006-> i have a nuclear bomb
<Mercury}W{> I bet its in your pants too.
<ONP-Trugoy> great now this channel is being monitored by the
gov't
<ninrh> like shes cool, but seems like maybe the kind of person who goes back to their high school and blows it up kinda thing
<GoDMoNi> it's like if someone asked what i liked about myself <GoDMoNi> i'd have to say, "cause i give good head"
<[KoF]Pyramus> you wound me, sir <EdgeCrusher> sorry <EdgeCrusher> ill hit harder
<tortoise> what should i name my turtles? <archon> name one kurt, and one courtney, and blow one's head off with a shotgun
<tortoise> this channel is only big enough for one slut.....and i aint' leaving
<DistORt> is anyone here actually an op <DistORt> or are you all just clever lines of script
<meatpie> Cuz I'm a mean nasty cruel asshole who wants to make the entire world eat a loaf of his shit while he stands on high and has his schlong adored by a bunch of really hot red heads with bald snatch!!!!!!!!!!! <dorqus> meatpie: you sound like marilyn manson
<nonplused> anal sex is funny <nonplused> but hey <nonplused> not that id turn that shit down
<eden2> t_r: heh, patrick and i went and saw star wars last night......and i saw the WHOLE thing this time <eden2> ...the whole movie, that is
<hellraiser> dude theres shit more important than grls <eV-RaVaGeD> dude shes fuckin hot and she wants me :) <eV-RaVaGeD> and theres more to life than Q1DM Tourneys <hellraiser> yeah rights its prolly jus some 30yr old fat guy in his basement waitin to meet u somewhere to ass rape u in a public bathroom n video tape it, make copies and sell em on eBay for 9.99
<Snacktify> what happens if a girl who is in the olympics is going to have her period during competition? <deltax> then they put off the 100m cunnilingus for a week <deltax> "this event cancelled due to bad turf" etc
<zombie-x> nothing wrong with a little punanny in yer fuckin mouth <zombie-x> suck that clit like a fuckin tequila worm
<Tomes> rpenguin is the picture of credibility, you know. <Tomes> rpenguin is the standard of integrity to whom all others are compared <Tomes> when i meet a man, i ask, in true socratic method, "is this a greater man, or a lesser man, than rpenguin?"
<Brujah_> Bubble Gum Cute: (adjective) Conventionally cute, sweet, and lending itself well to being chewed up for a while and then spit out when the user is done with it. eg. "She was OK...not hot, but bubble gum cute."
<PTM> when i was ten... <PTM> (interesting story, no?) <PTM> i was messing around with a neighbor girl <PTM> and like <PTM> it was mostly naked wrestling <PTM> with penetration <PTM> but no orgasms. <Damsel> you fucking fucked at 10? <PTM> well if that's your definition of fuck, i suppose
<th0m> have you ever had a booger that looked like it was designed by h. r. giger
<b0ing> I listen dark evil jungle and pounding acidy goa, not happy 'i love you, you love me, lets go in the bathroom and fuck because we are fags' music.
<kRadD3ViL> fUk1n n0n-31337 h4x0rz! t4lk l1k3 n00bZ!!!! <evildewr> hey, i used to speek like that.. but it don't make you leet with women <kRadD3ViL> WhY u s4y d4t n00b? <evildewr> cuz my girlfriend dumped me for using numbers when we communicated <kRadD3ViL> u h4d a g1rlfr13nd? fuk1ng 31337!!!!! g1rls s0und 1337!
<Psychic-A> if i move its vancouver <Psychic-A> unless i can get in the usa...but its hard no? <James> are you muslim?
<ShoeFlip6058>: I made this screenplay where a serial killer goes to random victims houses, goes into their bedrooms, and screams "DON'T WAKE UP" in their faces while they sleep. The wake up, see him, and they die of fright <ShoeFlip6058>: I would cast Christopher Walken as the killer <Claypeople>: Dude, if i saw christopher walken in person I'd die of fright <Jenova>: He's a scary mofo
Zedd: i fucking hate kids. IronHelix: They won't shut up. Ever. Zedd: Fucking annoying brats. They serve no practical purpose other than taking up valuable resources. IronHelix: They scream when they're happy. They scream when they're scared. They scream when you toss them in the garbage disposal. It never ends!
<player> oh i lag hard <geez> lag=? <player> that means my connection is slow <geez> oh... i thought you said something dirty..
<pKx> My car was running without the battery installed.. man, the alternator was spilling amps all over my driveway <pKx> how do you clean that shit up? <`72`Monte> lol pkx :> <spazzer> i usually use a dirty sock <spazzer> oh <spazzer> wrong topic
<Abbadaba> man when i kick burn me and toss my ashes on some beach somewhere <Abbadaba> yes <Abbadaba> tan girls in thongs lying on me <Abbadaba> something i could never have in life i get in death <Abbadaba> amen
[:: The_Brain] --> ppp9-2.aquanet.co.il [:: riksta] --> leet dialup [:: riksta] --> i feer u [:: The_Brain] --> its a vhost that makes you *think* its a dialup [:: The_Brain] --> its actually an oc-48 [:: riksta] --> oc48 in isreal dont make me laugh [:: riksta] --> u barely got electricity
<Normandy> I told my sis to go to hotmail to set up her own email account, and she went to www.hotmale.com and now she thinks I'm gay ;(