toAzron1:Did you ever notice, when you are sitting at a red light, that when the person in front of you pulls up a couple of inches, you are compelled to move up too? Do we really think we are making progress toward our destination? "Whew, I thought we would be late, but now that I am nine inches closer, I can stop for coffee and a danish!"
[02:17:43] +wysiwyg sings "your no good for me i dont need nobody, dont need no one thats no good for me" [+wysiwyg] and if ne1 points out it should be "you're" ill kill em [@Miz] i'll +wysiwyg slaps Mr Pedantic with a flacid kipper [Sarcho] flaccid? [+wysiwyg] oh fuck off
<Dejocko> I lose 50 IQ points when i talk to girls, no fair <GIJosh> you had 50?
*** NeoCid[nothere] is now known as NeoCid [learninggermanhistory] <imag|WC3> I thought it said "learning nigger man history" at first
<Funk> I need money fast. <wildkarrdex> ok I have an idea <Funk> What? <wildkarrdex> well you send me £100 by cheque <Funk> And then? <wildkarrdex> and then what?
<Funk> Apparently Lisa Left-Eye Lopez would have survived that crash, only the hospital heard about her strict "no scrubs" rule.
<[Waste-TkO-Sc-`nnG]-a> Ah man <[Waste-TkO-Sc-`nnG]-a> can u believe rthat/ <[Waste-TkO-Sc-`nnG]-a> i was walking out of the bathroom <[Waste-TkO-Sc-`nnG]-a> like really fast <[Waste-TkO-Sc-`nnG]-a> and my belt loop got caught on the door <[Waste-TkO-Sc-`nnG]-a> I swung around and smacked into the wall <[Waste-TkO-Sc-`nnG]-a> Damn that hurt
<pandz>the computer guy at the store told me to flash my bios...i says to him flash this...
<zed> I wonder what kind of look my dad would give me if I said "dpkg dash dash purge coca dash cola" as I chucked an empty coke bottle into the recycling bin.
<Noctornus-> you know what they say about a guy with small hands...... <+Anton> "He doesn't have big hands"?
<Adie> I could see pinching pain but fire pain? <Adie> owwwie <Cel|Work> its quick <HeiWork> you just need to moisten the breast a little so the vaporizing liquid absorbs the heat instead of the breast <HeiWork> really, there's hard scientific reasons for why i need to lick your titties
<ne|l> hmm, think i was supposed to get married today <pilt> i know, she just told me from under the desk.
(@Cloud7): CACK OR HOTDOG (@Cloud7): THAT IS THE QUESTION (@RaiNiNG): hotdog tastes better (@Cloud7): i doubt it
(WoHo): im as pure as a virgin :D (Lachlann): take out the 2nd, 3rd and 4th word from woho's sentence and it's true
(_3TS|ZaW): ahh yes...i recall when i first lit my nuts ablaze...it was in chemistry...it said "light the burner." and when i was lighting it, my pants slipped off and my penis flopped over the bunson burner...darndest thing...
<JessiA> Listed as a previous job on a resume: Domestic Goddess <- Me <Wilik> so you were a house wife? <JessiA> No <JessiA> But I take care of my house a lot <Wilik> so you were a house wife minus the wife part <JessiA> basically <Courtland> lol <Courtland> so you are a house? <Wilik> I guess that makes you a house
(@Grantfly): i'm actually rubbing my balls right now (@Grantfly): i wonder if my parents' keyboard is gonna smell like my balls (@Grantfly): they might not like that
(@Kensey): what's a cack (@TheNoid): kensey: PENIS (@Kensey): cool i have a cack
<SpeedSk8X> 21 is too fucking old :( :( :( <type[s]> bah <type[s]> i'm 22 <type[s]> i think <type[s]> yeah, 22
<[ryan]> there have been many times that i popped a boner on accident and i was like <[ryan]> in a cold sweat <[ryan]> trying to get that mother down
<[ryan]> jack i have more mariokart hours than your airline pilot has flight hours on flights <class> hours or not <class> ill let my shells do the talking <class> and your ass do the eating <[ryan]> in a pure race i'd own you <[ryan]> weapons only make things more complicated <class> thats like saying 'when you take the hard element out of the game I ROCK
<Wilik> I should make a virus <Wilik> one that installs the bible on the a computer <Fishbait> rofl <Fishbait> that'd be a huge as bible <Fishbait> err virus <Wilik> rofl <Wilik> yea <Wilik> it goes in <Wilik> and everytime you open a .avi <Wilik> it'll say thats against the law of god <Fishbait> the lord shall smite thy porn <Wilik> and crash wmp
<Wilik> i'd download the .txt version of the bible <Wilik> but it might corrupt my computer
<+pfk-serv> your married...thats interesting....your constantly downloading porn...i figure you were just like the rest of us...perverts
<ElZango> I was introduced to Tolkein by a trio of British social scientists in Peru who also introduced me to Marxism. <ElZango> They tossed LotR at me and said "it's reactionary, but amusing." I was 11. <FuzLogic> <ElZango> they let me sleep in the closet when I was good.
<@odoyle> guess how much the whole divorce costed me? <+xenu> 100,000$ <@odoyle> not a penny <@odoyle> the nice lawyer lady next door did it for free <@[KdAwG]> odoyle: boom boom? <@odoyle> nah <@[KdAwG]> pft <@[KdAwG]> you know you hit that ;)
<+CmOrHaIr> i can put a computer together and be prepareing the hdd in 20 min <+CmOrHaIr> or 15 even <+Jackworks> CmOrHaIr: if u do it in 15 i bet i can make it in 14 * ^Caliban makes sure to avoid any computers put together by Cmor or Jack
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<@dos622> apple told his parents he was gay <@dos622> so he could go on a overnight type trip with a girl
<@crystalis> I wish I had a vagina <@crystalis> I'd keep stuff in it <@crystalis> like car keys and stuff
<prick> "ALRIGHT LIVEJOURNAL FRIENDS IM KILLING MYSELF NOW! PLEASE LEAVE COMMENTS TELLING ME NOT TO! SEE YOU TOMORROW FOR THE NEXT INSTALLMENT OF "IM GOING TO KILL MYSELF [CURRENT MUSIC: NIN]"
<hewbert> goths have been progressivly wearing less clothing as the years have gone by <hewbert> how shamless! <hewbert> they should be progressivly wearing more and MORE clothing <hewbert> until they are bundled up with 200 pound parkas <Unfy> they would have names like goth_eskimo_69 <hewbert> you could save on facepaint by using snow
<Cardsfan> ethan - do u know by any chance how to get rid of something out of dev manager in windows xp? it says it cannot delete it because it may be required for the computer to boot
<Baby_Gurl16> Does any one here have a thousand dollars i could borrow to bail my boyfriend out of jail with if so please msg me
<prick> guess who gets to touch breasts daily? IT'S ME. <prick> god just imagine, jojo your life <prick> you wake up in the morning. BREASTS <prick> you eat some lunch. BREASTS. <prick> RIPE, FIRM AND WAITING TO BE TOUCHED <prick> I WOULD LOVE THAT! OH WAIT.....
<radar1976> want it? <Spamalope> depends <Spamalope> how big is it? <radar1976> 6 inchs <radar1976> kidding! <radar1976> how big is too big? <Spamalope> Well.. I don't want to be downloading all day <radar1976> nah <radar1976> if I had the space I would put it on my co lo site <radar1976> but I can't :( <Spamalope> that's okay <Spamalope> are you just going to send here or what? <radar1976> no putting in on my web server <Spamalope> sounds good :P <Spamalope> just tell me where it's at when you're ready <radar1976> give it 4 mins <Spamalope> Bah. You're done in 4 mins? <Spamalope> What a waste of 6 inches :P
<Santa_Claus> FOR YOU, LEMMER... A LOT OF BEER <lemmer> HOORAY <Santa_Claus> FOR YOU, COOLZX... A GIRLFRIEND <coolzx> NOW I HAVE 34 <Santa_Claus> FOR YOU, BENCO... A BOYFRIEND <Benco> ^_^
<Fishfood> EVERYONE NET PERSON I HAVE MET HAS ENDED UP SUCKING MY COCK <Eurakarte> WOW, I HAVE GOT TO MEET YOU <Funk> that's why I don't want to meet you <Fishfood> I HARDLY THINK THAT'S YOUR CHOICE <Fishfood> YEAH I BET THE ONLY REASON FUNK DOESN'T WANT TO MEET ANYONE IS THAT HES ONLY JUST STARTED HIGH SCHOOL <Funk> That's why Fish wants to meet me
<prick> I hate parents who add letters to their kids' otherwise normal names <prick> Or change them <prick> "JESSICKA" "TIPHANIE" <prick> Do you really think that your child will be unique or sparkling because of the confusion associatedwith their name? <prick> All you're doing is setting her up for a lifetime of spelling out her name to strangers
<Funk> I just watched the Tomb Raider film <Lammy> WOW YOU WONT WATCH HARRY POTTER BUT YOU WILL WATCH TOMB RAIDER <Funk> UHH I watched Harry Potter the night it opened, spastic <Lammy> OH <Lammy> BESIDES YOU JUST USED THE WORD 'SPASTIC' <Lammy> WHICH NEGATES ANY POINT YOU MAKE ON ACCOUNT OF BEING RETARDED
<usrg> cigarettes are carcinogenic, too <oink2u> actually, it's the smoke that you inhale from the cigarette that's carcinogenic <usrg> well DUH :-P <usrg> you don't eat the damn thing!
<homerj`> what do I know? I load slashdot and get a pink screen <splice> sounds like your sex life
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<AutistiCat> I'm forgetful. <AutistiCat> Yet I can remember 50 digits of pi... <Arcman> That's why, see. That took up all your brain space.