BoobiePatutti> My mom is now telling me what Hobbits do with their feet at night. BoobiePatutti> Feeting. BoobiePatutti> Like fisting, only with their feet.
[Red-Fraggle] I just noticed sumthin'... Those Star Trek uniforms can't hide a stiffy.
Dainichi> I'm going to start a band called Hand Solo. Dainichi> Our first song will be a heavy metal cover of "I Touch Myself"
* EndersShadow remembers erector sets, you had to buy several before you had enough parts to have a big erection
ElectromagneticPhantom> there's like this monster, stooping over a dead body, it looks up at the camera, and as it moves, the heavy skin shifts and folds over itself in places and IT LOOKS FRELLING *REAL* Lyme> Okay, PHant, I read that sentence, and thought you were talking about dick. ElectromagneticPhantom> yeah Lyme> I reread it like, 3 times, and I still think you're talking about dick. Lyme> Are you talking about dick? ElectromagneticPhantom> but this monster has no eyes, I think. and four legs ElectromagneticPhantom> and claws and stuf Lyme> Four-legged dickmonster ElectromagneticPhantom> and nasty teeth ElectromagneticPhantom> and it eats people CommandantCleavage> four-legged dick monster? You mean men? Lyme> four-legged clawed cannibalistic dickmonster ElectromagneticPhantom> it is NOT a dickmonster! Lyme> It only eats other dick. ElectromagneticPhantom> STOP IIIIIIIT
HyperKinetic> Crap, I got olive jizz on my shirt Bug> ... Lyme> o_O HyperKinetic> It's coooold! Bug> Why were you jerking off an olive? HyperKinetic> LOL, no Bug> Little Hyper has some strange tastes. HyperKinetic> ARGH Lyme> Olivefucker Bug> He's after the pimento.
<McMoo> i need to start making a list of crap i need to buy for my new place <timmo> 1) food <var-> 3 gallons vaseline, subscriptoin to hustler, 100 cases of ramen <timmo> hah <kisama> heh <kisama> vaseline isn't even that great <kisama> fuck that pussy shit <kisama> you need astroglide <kisama> and a set of japanese wack mittens <kisama> let me link you <kisama> http://www.jlist.com/cgi-bin/disp.cgi?img=http:// images.jlist.com/c2/jr6992.jpg&x=573&y=500 <kisama> One of the tools used by soap girls is a rubber "magical mitten" which works with soap as lubricant for a great feel. This is a super soft rubber sheet that is held in the hand and used to clean anything you might want to clean. <var-> haha <timmo> you scare me snow <kisama> just trying to ensure a soapland experience in the privacy of your own home.
Phantbert> I work at a pizza place Phantbert> and the smallest size pizza is called a 6-inch Phantbert> so yesterday Phantbert> I actually uttered the phrase Phantbert> "I have a six inch sausage."
Dainichi> Sometimes, I really do think it'd be nifty-keen to have another me around. Phantbert> no way Phantbert> I'd hate to have another me Phantbert> the last thing I need is another pretentious asshole to deal with.
* eMeow-v2 fiddles with his r00t <Apollo-> Can you fiddle with my r00t too? I like it when people play with my root <eMeow-v2> Apollo-: you want "girlfriend". STFW. <Apollo-> haha <Apollo-> No, if I had a "girlfriend", "wife" would STFW for "unsolvable murder"
<fireside> cum is teh nasty <died_in_sleep> and you know this how? <fireside> ive (accidently) and unfortuntly licked some <died_in_sleep> you shouldt know those things, unless your dad rapes you :/ <fireside> i can cum bitch <dragondyne> how is that possible? <fireside> um <fireside> it comes out... on finger... i put finger in mouth, it taste bad <dragondyne> ... <dragondyne> I thought you said "accidently" <fireside> I WAS HORNY GIVE ME A DAMN BREAK :(
<nihil-_> she's about as darling as waking up in the morning with another mans semen all over my face
BeHeMoTh101 : i'm waiting for the right girl..... the kind that will have sex with me
<GunnX> I was locked in my bathroom once getting ready for a date <GunnX> :) <GunnX> door knob fell off <GunnX> those were the days <polyglot> wtf were you doing to the doorknob?
<Sigurd> a sprite is anything not static <SRElysian> a sprite is a variable object <SRElysian> be it 2d or 3d <TorMuck> a sprite is a fucking soda <TorMuck> you god damn geekass bastards
<D_Knight> I have return <D_Knight> And i will not be denied(....dont ban again plz)
* <r0b3r> sighs and ponders what to do now.... * <Lynda> ponders, "draw something?" <r0b3r> Tried that already. Can't think of anything to draw, really. <Lynda> draw... a couple, resting in bed together. * <r0b3r> blinks at what Lynda says.... <r0b3r> No. I don't draw that, thank you ery much. <Lynda> I wasn't suggesting anything ecchi. <Lynda> I take it you've never had a really serious relationship. <r0b3r> I have one with someone right now, actually. <r0b3r> Just it's an odd relationship considering my character is human and she is an alien...
<andjusticeforall> I've figured it out. If you ever get mugged by someone, just say, "Take it easy man, all I got is a $16 bill", then knee him in the nuts when he tries to figure out what the fuck you just said.
*** Quits: cuebal (Most parents would hope that that their offspring yearn to become doctors, lawyers, or even a journalist, but these days all kids want to be is Pikachu..)
<sWampy> he should have had anikin walk in on jarjar doing portman, and that be the reason that anikin turned so dark, and jarjar being luke and leia's father would explain a lot about why they were so dippy to have such a strong father. <clemmy> but why would darthvader tell luke he's his father then? <sWampy> just to confuse him so he could cut off his hand, plus he's in denial that his wife would cheat on him with jarjar. <clemmy> I guess luke would be more shocked to find out jarjar is his father <Harekiet> darth vader still had some good in him so he didn't want luke to know
<lid> so what did i miss <dustyX> oh, the secret of life, nothing big. <lid> did ya decide what it is <lid> im kinda curious <dustyX> doncha know, the secret of life is 42? <lid> lid fixes a beer and clam, and passes it to tasha:) <lid> well im 50 so i missed that secret:)
<madz> sbs, would you choose: Linux, or Windows? <sbs> I would choose: Oral Sex.
<Sierro> I don't need music to get a shag <mal> well no <mal> music and miracle, but the musics a start
<Sierro> I took her out for lunch... <Sierro> to McDonalds <Sierro> I feel like a 15 year old <phantom> hehe, where ya gonna get one at 4am?
<Pi|Mu|Rho> I'm sure that somewhere out there is the right girl for you . Unfortunately, I think "out there" is measured in light years.
<FL|Work> feck, forgot to pay my stupid tax <Pi|Mu|Rho> you get taxed on stupid? That's going to be one hefty bill. <marek> he could fund 3 new hospitals all by himself
<gaz> i don't think terrorists would be stupid enough to do anything on independence day anyway <gaz> not after the aliens did it
<Ryan> my mom was killed by mobile phones <mal> she has only herself to blame <Ryan> no really, she was using it in a storm <mal> and? <Ryan> lightening <mal> then what? <Ryan> mobile phone truck ran her over
<scud> shadap i was referring to SKYLAB <CCCP_Lord_Soth> scud has a learning center similar to skylab only its in his basement instead of space..also its a meth lab not a skylab
<h|tler> HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU TELL THAT I'M 13 BY LOOKING AT WHAT I'M WRITEING?????????????????????????????????????????????????????
<tague> i want to start a new movement, lets replace God with Allah in <tague> the pledge and see how long it lasts <Deke> i wanna replace with it with spam <Deke> let companies bid on the phrase and raise some cash <tague> there's an idea <Deke> "One nation, under < For Rent > "
<hoche> heredocs, theredocs, everwhereadocsdocs <geo> old macdonald had a server farm <geo> He eyed the I/O
<stormin> what's asl? <Xiautau> age/sex/location <Xiautau> teen channels have that shit <Xiautau> not that i go to teen channels
<flee> fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, hate leads to <flee> suffering, suffering leads to ice cream. <mrg> mmmm, ice cream <6> ice cream leads to fat, fat leads to jazzercise, jazzercise <6> leads to SUFFERING <mrg> yay the cycle of ice cream is complete!
slightlypissed : I once got hit on by an old man when I was leaving a cicuit city :( sourgirldaisey : hahahah sourgirldaisey : did you get his number? sourgirldaisey : :) slightlypissed : no, I kinda just walked faster
(Horny-Net-Geek): Hi, I just got my computer yesterday morning took all day to set up and I stayed up half the night to download mirc from a web sight in Turkey. My questions is (1) how do I get ops (2) how do you send messages. (3) all women here a/s/l/?
<fsck> or maybe yanush gummed up the works with his seminal fluid <vicodin> no that wasnt yanush that was me <vicodin> sry
<joey`> what was that url again langdon <joey`> ircnews <sharkbyte> http://www.ircnews.com/lamers.html <joey`> langdon...tell people to stop answering questions for you <sharkbyte> langdon says no problem <joey`> good
<Jon> The Force is very much like making love to a beautiful woman... <Atob> Jon: BEEN SAID <Luke> YEAH JON <Krista> Jon... someone used that one already <Atob> Krista: BEEN SAID
*** Emo has joined #GDProject <Emo> hwat kind of emo do u like emo? <Emo> oh shit <Emo> thats me <Emo> lol <Emo> boy do i look like a dumbass <Emo> forgot i switched comps
<Doser> put a little red bull in a saucer for the FUCKING 12 yr old divorcees outside
<Choc> CARDIFF: Twelve people have been taken to hospital after Spanish world title contender Carlos Sainz's Ford left the road and hit spectators at the British rally here. <morty> they were obviously cheering for another driver
<Miff`NickHunting> Have tragically nasty news <Miff`NickHunting> Bath Bird, for those who dont know the people directly below me built a bathroom on the outside of their house and have a skylight allowing v. clear view of their bathroom antics, has changed <Miff`NickHunting> Shes gone from being slightly ok to this new person <Miff`NickHunting> Who I can only describe as..large
* fuzzy-lumpkinz was kicked by Soul|Reaver (Soul|Reaver) <eX|remix-> soul why u ban fuzzy? <eX|remix-> he has a hot sister