<ken-ichijouji> This IQ test has too many questions, and one third of it is repeats. <Sushimon> ken ... the longer you go the lower your score gets <Sushimon> it's just repeating the same ones <ken-ichijouji> Figures. <bliP> i took that 1 b4
<Shounen> The expression "smooth as a baby's bottom" is socially acceptable. <Shounen> But saying something is "tight as a baby's bottom" gets you all kind of weird looks. <ssai> you shoulda seen the looks i got when i said i had a breast feeding fetish
<LeanaAnne> Oooh, I guess lacrosse builds up the ol' ass muscles ^___^ <Seiya> Ha, so does being gay. :x
<yrlnry> When was 'O Canada' introduced? Must have been pretty recently---maybe in the 1960's? <ignatz> "A Canada" through "N Canada" were failures. Then MacKenzie MacKenzie, a defrocked Mountie from Lard Heights, Alberta, had a flash of inspiration one day while drinking maple syrup. <ignatz> The rest is history.
<Jonathan> Hey you know what's hard? Trying to move your toes individually! <Jonathan> I've been practicing though. My left foot's toes are almost completely independent. <Sumez> gee, Jon, what awaste of time <Sumez> At least spend your time pulling your penis so it gets longer or something else that's useful <Jonathan> I have people who do that for me.
<Leo-chan> I have a large warehouse full of large weapons of mass destruction <webrunner> Destroying mass is against the laws of thermodynamics! <Leo-chan> screw the laws of thermodynamics! * Leo-chan pulls out a perpetual motion machine * webrunner stops the machine * webrunner holds out a "Thermodynamics Police" badge
<Flirbnic> I have a time machine. <Twilo> That's your fridge <Flirbnic> Then explain how I can put perishable food items in there and take them out several days later STILL FRESH?
<Blondebeard> Sumez: Why are you always confusing me with Blood? :) <Sumez> Blondebeard: Nick completer <Ben Whatsisname> Blondebeard486 It's called typing "blo" and hitting [tab] <Ben Whatsisname> Sumez just isn't watching who he's "blo"ing. :)
<Bone Man> anyone know how to setup a streming thingie for a webcam <RonWeasley> www.surveyorcorp.com get webcam32 and go crazy <InsomniFox> bone- have you got a bible handy? <Mort-Hog> Yes. The Bible tells you how to set up your webcam.
<Sumez> Did you fight Ozma? <Darth-Phenom> Maybe...who's Ozma? <Sumez> The bad-ass optional big boss <Darth-Phenom> Where is he? <Gaffa> Right behind you!
<Adam> C'mon, make me one more! <God> You're out of ribs <Adam> Here, take my spleen then!
<Sumez> Adam could just sacrifice another rib for another woman. :P <Nobuyuki`> sumez: yeah, and two more ribs and he wouldn't need any more women
<[-FeC-]sKratch> PENISES <[-FeC-]sKratch> random penis, sorry <Kwyjimbo> i understand <Kwyjimbo> i once did that while giving a speech in class... <Kwyjimbo> i never did do to good in that class after that
<ShadowCaster> since nobody is doing anything... lets see who can be the FIRST to type the alphabet backwards with their eyes
<Sumez> Echythus is just a weak wizard. He doesn't want to retake the world. <Sumez> He doesn't even have the power to enslave all humans. <Twilo> Hitler didn't have magice powers but he took Poland.
<Darth-Phenom> So Sumez...how was Nadine? <Sumez> Nice <Sumez> She liked big cocks <Sumez> And she did oral <Yolkhead> Luckily you are a big cock then.
<Kimmo> I don´t know you <Kimmo> Are you good at something? <Otto[NS]> Yes <Kimmo> What? <Otto[NS]> Dames <Otto[NS]> *Games
<Sumez> I must admit having two functional penises must have it advantages <Darth-Phenom> You could fuck a woman and piss at the same time? <Yolkhead> Would you really want to pee while having sex? <Sumez> You miss to see the opportunities
<_emma_> I'm just like a Barbie doll, I come with all the accesories <Mort-Hog> And you have your underwear melted on to you? :) <_emma_> Barbies in my day had no underwear <Mort-Hog> What? My barbies all have their plastic underwear molded on to their bodies
<djmax> temptress, But then I started seeing that the left was more interested in handing out fish to the poor, than teaching them how to catch fish themselves. <Temptress> djmax: You are moron #1
<theSonarch> is there a command for turning a number into a string representation of a number? <Aximili> yes <Aximili> /msg Aximili (yournickservpassword)
-MemoServ- DALnet would like to recommend that you exercise some standard password security precautions and regularly change your password(s). Please remember that it is your responsibility to remember your password(s). <Huz> Hey, is that news post DALnet code for "We got hax0red and someone saw everyone's passwords"? :)
<Darth-Phenom> But the SNES was only good for its games, much like the PSX <Pedgey> Well what else you gonna use it for? Making toast?!!?!
<Cytoplasm[BLS]> #include <iostream.h>
<Cytoplasm[BLS]> void main(void) { float i = 0; while(true)
{cout << i; i+=1; }
<reptile0> umm congrats on your programming accomplishment
Cytoplasm[BLS]. John Carmack better watch out!
[23:24] *** Now talking in #nasa [23:24] *** Topic is 'we get higher than any of you fools.... ;) | i DO NOT give ops in this chan. end of story.' [23:24] *** Set by rags on Fri Jul 05 16:21:59 [23:24] *** rags sets mode: +o Deth`
<Mack_Salmon> do you ever listen to Meat Loaf? <Flirbnic> No. <Mack_Salmon> he's food.... <Mack_Salmon> er! <Mack_Salmon> he's good <Mack_Salmon> whoops
<MrCoulomb> ok, i'm taking out the 3 of spades, and reinsert it into a random point <MrCoulomb> and i assure you, it is random <MrCoulomb> I'm now shuffling the cards <MrCoulomb> and it's a real shuffle too <MrCoulomb> Now.. I cut the deck. <MrCoulomb> and there is your card <MrCoulomb> the 3 of spades <MrCoulomb> found instantly within a randomly shuffled deck <Mort-Hog> How did you do that?..
<me tarzan> someone please tell me the name of disk 2 in the curse <Huz> Tarzan: "Disk 2". You should be able to find it in the CD case you got when you bought the game. It's quite distinct, being the only other CD in there other than "Disk 1", which is also clearly labelled.
<Robertuybrush> HELLOW, I'M ROBERTUYBRUSH THREEPWOOD! <Robertuybrush> I JUST WANT TO BE A PIRATE <FortKeeper> To become a pirate, turn off CAPS-LOCK
<Sumez> there's no way a girl could ever imagine the pain of being hurt in the testicles <Mort-Hog> emma: The pain oozes up, and your ahems swell up to the size of pomigranits, your voice goes high and squeky, and your eye lids flicker. <MrCoulomb> I thought that's what happened when you get possesed by mickey mouse...
<spinner2019> i've got an error msg no such file 'file.mp3' <Mutt-Away> Spinner: That's because the tidal winds in Africa are continental.
<Ashe> I'm really busty this summer, with School and the trip to Colorado. <Ashe> busy * Dingy feels busty this spring
<]Darkstar[> Everyone hit ctrl+v * MMK[TP] hits ctrl+v... ctrl+v runs away <MMK[TP]> Now I lost these two keys!
<NintendoGuru> Yoda of Borg am I! Assimilated shall you be! Futile resistance is, hmm?
<SarahS> With my large internal capacity to hold water, and your creative igeniuty, we can rule the world!
<Sumez> how hard can it be to change two words in my legend? <Fuujin> Extremely. You see, he can only do it during a sunspot minimum or maximum, and those only happen once every eight years. Also, it has to be a blue moon and a summer equinox at the same time. Plus, the year must be a prime number. The sum of the day of the week (Sunday = 1, Monday = 2, etc), the date, and the month must also be divisible by three.
<Sumez> Jar: I can't believe you don't know what a Skoda is <Aximili> Sumez: I can't believe you don't know what a Hasemalphaginnojinglanaporphomism is <Sumez> Axi: I do, oh I do <Aximili> What is it, then? <Sumez> Axi: a reversed contradicting metamorph phrased as an anagram <Aximili> Sumez: Damn.. you did know..
* Darth-Phenom tries not to laugh... <SarahS> Never supress a laugh, or it ends up the other end.
* Thirty-nothingster will kick the next person who spoils <Pong64> Darth Vader is Luke's father. =D
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<SinclairC> Anyone been to Taco Bell lately? <Piccolo> No. I hate mexican. :] <SinclairC> Taco Bell isn't Mexican, it's Taco Bell <Piccolo> No. I hate Taco Bell. :] <SinclairC> Taco Bell isn't Taco Bell, it's hamburgers <Piccolo> No. I hate Hamburgers. :] Cheeseburgers are a different matter. <SinclairC> Taco Bell isn't hamburgers, it's Dragonball Z <Piccolo> Damm you
<Darth-Phenom> I've just realised something which you'll find quite remarkable <Darth-Phenom> This place sucks
* oWildKard waters the o at the beginning of his name... maybe in time it will grow to a beautiful @