<SarahS> You can remove testicles? <Phenom6996> Yep <Phenom6996> and breasts <Phenom6996> It requires special tools <ajplus1> yeah....a knife
<Phen-Away> I just figured out what scroll lock does <AutistiCat> What does it do? <Phen-Away> You see that light by caps lock? Well, it turns on when you press scroll lock
<Ajplus1> My plan is to make a steel ball, put my video games and chips in there, then roll myself into the ocean, where I'll be safe <zardolf> how will you get out? <Ajplus1> I don't think that far
<MrMonkey> an aura is the spirit that surrounds all of bodies <MrMonkey> healers use it <MrMonkey> they claim they can see how strong or weak one's aura is <BlurNM> thought it was something like that (if it wasn't the northern lights)
<TunnelArmr> Cool! I finally found the Womrs 2 demo <TunnelArmr> I mean Womrs 2 <TunnelArmr> I mean Wrms 2 <TunnelArmr> Worm 2 even <TunnelArmr> GOD DAMN IT!!!!!!!!!! <ThePython> having trouble saying wrmos Tunnel? <ThePython> i mean wmros <ThePython> i mean mrwos <ThePython> GOD DAMNIT!
< ^Tommi^ > if bill gates would play pacman in an arcadehall and every game would cost 0.5$ (and take 10 min), he could play in 6.3 million years!
<Aerion> I haven't rebooted Windows for a week and it still hasn't started leaking memory. <AndrewT> freaky <AndrewT> you'd better get that thing to microsoft before it starts becoming useful
<Chariset> Aie...got to run. Fencing. <Chariset> Bye, all *** Chariset has quit IRC (Quit: Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.)
<Zeratul-SK> Cello, I'm tired of you in the top of the users list. :P <Cellosoft> zer, I'm tired of you on the User list
<ToastyX> CNQ: Use webserve.dal.net, it's new and reliable <ToastyX> I never get peered from it. *** ToastyX has quit IRC (Connection reset by peer)
<DjLizard> click HERE for free Chocobo porn. <DET> all I got was channel info <DjLizard> :D <DjLizard> well, click here for free channel info.
<Powerlord> You mean... you can save your game in ff7pc? And all this time I've been leaving my computer on all night!
<[cr0wz]> my dildo hurts <_SuPeR_Fly_> my arse hurts <wisteria101> see a doc <[cr0wz]> i wonder why * FadeJade sees a connection
<Sumez> Q3 arena test <Aximili> What is it? <Sumez> don't you know what Quake is?!? <Aximili> YES, I know what Quake is <Aximili> But 'Q3' could have stood for 'Quicktime 3' as far as I know <Sumez> Quicktime 3 arena :P <SpyFrog> but isn't quicktime up in version 4? <Sumez> Spy: not the multiplayer version :)
<Rottingbeef> i live in "yawn" america <Rottingbeef> but im only 11, so dont think im some serial killer
<Khalal> I never did understand that quote NG <NintendoGuru> Khalal: That's because you haven't seen a picture of Andrew Vestal <Khalal> What does he look like? <NintendoGuru> Think Richard Simmons french kissing and electrical outlet
<ToastyX> :b <Powerlord> Hey toasty, what is the ascii code for the upside down P?
<Krameras> i know somebody who doesnt want to watch the Simpsons because its "too derogatory" <CyberThor> Yeah. It's offencive to yellows everywhere!
( Webmaster ) I'm researching cheats for my webpage in counter strike anyone that knows how to use them, plz msg me. ( jeremy ) i know how to use the ejaculator3.45 cheat ( +Webmaster ) what does it do? ( +Webmaster ) and how do i use it ( +jeremy ) it turns everyone bright white
<psychicbug> I'm gonna find some third world country, and punch a store owner in the face <psychicbug> he's gonna start swearing at me in some fucked up language <psychicbug> and if I like any of the words I hear, I'll make it my new nick since this one sucks
<bugg> hrm <bugg> $280 million jackpot <bugg> that's enough to give every man, woman, and child in the nation one million dollars
<Blue^_> xach <Blue^_> wanna bw later?>< <Ershin> OK <Date`Kyosuke> That almost sounds indecent. :o
<Demanicus> Well if this is how a period feels I have a whole new respect for women
<@Shadowbuilder> haha have you ever seen that commercial <@Shadowbuilder> theres kid talking on a chat room <@NwG|Canucks> no explain <@Shadowbuilder> hes cybering with some girl, and he says "moan, moan for me as load as possible" <@Shadowbuilder> then you hear thing sound come from the corner of his house, soudns like moaning <@Shadowbuilder> and the kid says "mom?????" <@NwG|Canucks> lol
<[d]-kCmCg-> at least your computer didnt lock up like a nervous virgin on prom night....
<[TpL]Luke> Really? the nurse who did me was so fat, ugly and sweaty, she was cooking burgers under her armpits for lunch <[TpL]Luke> u should have seen her cooking hot dogs!
<Glasses> Quebec is on fire? <Glasses> I'm sure the rest of Cananda won't be too upset... <Paul> Upset? THey started it.
<diranged> silly ghost bear <diranged> where's no sense there's no feeling <diranged> so pointing pistol at my head is rather useless
<|Rayden|> Chapter 15 - Making Your Web Sites Accessible to Impaired and International Users <----does this mean drunk people?
<CheesyPoofs> cheese is good <CheesyPoofs> I mean "cheese is gouda" <CheesyPoofs> actually that's not quite true - gouda is cheese <CheesyPoofs> money is good <CheesyPoofs> therefore, money is cheese <CheesyPoofs> which is why it's so good <sabia> okay whatever you say <CheesyPoofs> I'm leaving out the technical details
<splorpo> chickens are bits of chickens put together <splorpo> into a clump <splorpo> like a shrub
<renster> you <renster> YOU <renster> i blame YOU * Kosh` blames him too <Lenin> I blame your mother <renster> i embalm my mother <renster> and keep her in a barrel <renster> like pickled fish
<Chow-BBL> fuck, i just realized how much i dislike eating pussy <rtav> ChOwShAdY, I have to ask why you're trying to pleasure a woman... <rtav> you need to tell her that were she meant to be pleasured, she'd be a man <Spamalope> keep in mind how often rtav gets ass before you heed his advice pertaining to ladies. <rtav> Spamalope, My advice is untainted by experience.
<@durin> wanting to work for redhat is like wanting herpies <@KrON> theres no i in herpes <@KrON> that sounds like a personal motto
<Synikal> i do lawns <mikeyjone> plz no sexual preferences <Synikal> i do like 2 every day almost <mikeyjone> one day you'll answer the door and a small blade of grass will be there saying "daddy?" <Synikal> lol
<@rtav> CaptainX, It is considered outdated and sexist to refer to your barbecue with "her" <@rtav> CaptainX, Unless it is an erotic barbecue with the erotic feature set of a woman. <@rtav> Then I propose that you are confusing a hooker with a barbecue. <@rtav> To determine once and for all whether you are dealing with a barecue or a hooker, simply light it on fire. <@rtav> If it runs, you are dealing with a hooker. <@rtav> If it does not, you are either dealing with a barbecue or a dead hooker.
(KrON^) *yawn* (GoofNOff) *yawn* (GoofNOff) stop that ÄÄÄ ..[join/#php] hepcat_(~knight@PPP-159.dentech.net) (cwc) No, YOU! Who the hell ever caught a yawn off of the internet? (GoofNOff) I did... just now ÄÄÄ cwc did too. How embarrassing.
(tarmac) FUCKFDUCKFUCKFUCUFKC (tarmac) OMG (tarmac) PAIN (tarmac) my nipples are chaffed (tarmac) from running (tarmac) with a wet shirt (tarmac) and (tarmac) i sprayed colonge on (tarmac) WOW
(jeek) Jesus Christ. (jeek) How the hell am I supposed to swallow two alka-seltzer pills. (jeek) ? (seawolf_) put them in water first (jeek) But then they'll dissolve (jeek) Oh, I get it (jeek) n/m