(drifter) I broke my rioport player (jafo) how? (drifter) but I'm just gonna take it back to the store and get it replaced (jafo) trying to upload mpegs to it? (drifter) plugged in the power source to the earphone jack. (drifter) cos the power source looks like it goes there.
(akerom) anyone gota picture of a fat naked stomach? (akerom) or a fat naked girl (akerom) im making a comic of last night
<argol> Argh... There are a cuople of CD's i cant find <[HaT]Mhor> Go look for em? <argol> They are in another room <[HaT]Mhor> Well.. look for em in there? <argol> erh.. the whole room is filled with cd's litterally. you cant go into the back of the room without some climbing. and i suspect the cds are in the back. =(
<J-Zilla> ma$e became a preacher <DarkSerge> wtf does he preach <d> you idiot ds <d> "I'M A PLUMBER" <d> ds: "WHAT DO U PLUMB?"
<HuStLe> Today I was was flirting with this hot girl in the halls after school but once again my computer screwed me over <Netminder> How so? <HuStLe> Well I was gettin far with her, then she me a secret about her and her ex, I went to laugh, but guess what came out. <HuStLe> Me - "Laugh out Loud", I actually said laugh out loud. :(
<Kitster17m> i don't quote meaningless blabs <RainDown> <Kitster17m> " You are a stupid bitch , <RainDown> <Kitster17m> and i hate you " <RainDown> thanks for being oh-so-meaningful <Kitster17m> that's not meaningless, that's very deep <Kitster17m> it's an introspective criticism concerning one's relations with another, and the social awareness of the prostitution institute <RainDown> Screw you
<TrivBot> Question 3. A man's beard grows fastest when he ______? <_Cozmo_> shaves it <emul8or__> shaves <RatAway> jacks off <TrivBot> Here's a hint: antici <Rjx> anticipates sex <TrivBot> Rjx got the answer: anticipates sex. In: 5.7secs. <Rjx> wtf?
<MASTERR_4_SLUT_GIRLZ> i need a slut girl as my sex slave as i have pics of scenes i have in mind. apply on ur kneels with atleast ur topless pic.
<Sam_> yesterday i saw MIB2 and mr. deeds. <P|CK|E> i saw mib6-4 like, 6-4 weeks ago <P|CK|E> my two key doesnt work.
<Ludwig> thats amazing, how a company can charge you extra for what you shoulda gotten originally <Ludwig> its like buying a hamburger, getting the buns only, then having to pay more for the meat <@Gaile[diinet]> Ludwig, you're wrong, clear and simple <Ludwig> only thing clear and simple is getting through your panties *** Ludwig was kicked by Gaile[diinet] (Gaile[diinet])
<zRz> Hello a question... that I have to make to be able to write in color in the devil??
<BlazinIndo> you can call me mentally retarded, but i feel good right about now <Ludwig> thats cus you're too stupid to know you're mentally retarded <Ludwig> its a catch 22 <BlazinIndo> i dont see what your getting at....
*** Joins: Tallpaul *** Semper is now known as Smallpaul *** Smallpaul is now known as Semper *** Tallpaul is now known as Semper_is_gay *** Semper is now known as Tallpaul *** Semper_is_gay is now known as Semper *** Quits: Semper (Kill by NickServ (RECOVER command used by Tallpaul)) *** Tallpaul is now known as Semper <Semper> I'm a dick <Semper> :D
<Moled> the only female people I have spoken to are in my family or teachers at school
<Hell`> russ where do u live ? <russ> delaware <Hell`> ill come and pick ya up <Hell`> if its on the way <Hell`> where the fuck it that <Hell`> i need a state ! <Hell`> i need a state ! <Hell`> i need a state ! <Hell`> not a city <Hell`> lol
<Mithrandir> http://www.geekissues.org/quotes/?12572 - did you know that it is anatomically impossible to lick your elbow...and 75% of the people who hear that actually try to lick their elbow? <SirPrux> already read that <SirPrux> it's not funny <Mithrandir> did you try? <SirPrux> Yeah
<+phunk> i have to send 8 photos of myself in <@fraggle> one for each angle <@fraggle> they're going to make you into a doom monster
<Spazz> Seems like when I say "FUCK" you get an EOF error :o *** Quits: Ranto (~recon@newax2-042.dialup.optusnet.com.au) (Read error: EOF from client) *** Joins: Ranto (~recon@newax2-042.dialup.optusnet.com.au) <Bartolimis> fuck *** Quits: Ranto (~recon@newax2-042.dialup.optusnet.com.au) (Read error: EOF from client) *** Joins: Ranto (~recon@newax2-042.dialup.optusnet.com.au) <Bartolimis> fuck <Spazz> fuck *** Quits: Ranto (~recon@newax2-042.dialup.optusnet.com.au) (Read error: EOF from client) *** Joins: Ranto (~recon@newax2-042.dialup.optusnet.com.au) <Spazz> fuck <Bartolimis> stop *** Quits: Ranto (~recon@newax2-042.dialup.optusnet.com.au) (Read error: EOF from client) *** Joins: Ranto (~recon@newax2-042.dialup.optusnet.com.au) <Bartolimis> we're done >:) <Ranto> hmh? <Spazz> Your client got an error... <Bartolimis> yeah, we're done saying fuck <Spazz> everytime we said f*** *** Quits: Ranto (~recon@newax2-042.dialup.optusnet.com.au) (Read error: EOF from client) *** Joins: Ranto (~recon@newax2-042.dialup.optusnet.com.au) <Spazz> Quit saying fukc <Bartolimis> my bad <Spazz> fuck* *** Quits: Ranto (~recon@newax2-042.dialup.optusnet.com.au) (Read error: EOF from client) *** Joins: Ranto (~recon@newax2-042.dialup.optusnet.com.au) <Icc> Someone says fuck and he drops ? *** Quits: Ranto (~recon@newax2-042.dialup.optusnet.com.au) (Read error: EOF from client)
<PJ> Ok <PJ> let me get this straight... <PJ> Your pregnant wife shoved speed down your throat during sex? <Covert22-UNS> Yup pretty much
<erisynne> he has a ctcp version fetish <erisynne> he did it to me 7 times <GreenMtn> did you lose your versionity?
[01:05] <Hiyaz> I have my Windows 95 dick from my old Desk top [01:05] <Elysian`> hmm [01:05] <Elysian`> win95 dick [01:05] <magtec> some may call me desperate, but i really don't think i'd want one of those. [01:07] <MrSparkle> magtec: you never know what kinda virus you could get from a Win95 d.... [01:07] <Elysian`> a STD [01:07] <Elysian`> Setup Transmitted Disease
<adam1> my gf supposedly has "issues" with me <Hiroe> Heh, my ex didn't have just a few issues, she had a fuckin *Subscription*
<XwinGs> can i find any mensa iq test on the net ? <Ntruder> part of the test is finding the test. good luck. <XwinGs> oic
[ @niffie ] I have no inhabitions right now [ @aphr0 ] would you finger my asshole? [ @niffie ] no [ @aphr0 ] then you have inhibitions
[aphr0] do hospitals let you keep the umbilical cord? [aphr0] I'ma have my kid's cord made into a die [aphr0] tie [aphr0] or freeze it and tan it and make it into a cane [aphr0] give it to my kid when he learns to walk so he can walk around and pimp bitches with his umbilical cord
<Adamus> I wouldn't care about the bot if you didn't deny me access to the channel I that I have been using for this past year <M[]rgue> meh <M[]rgue> wasted youth is no concern of mine
<i_am_pi> (pvah) i wonder how funny airport security would think it would be if you walked into an airport with a cardboard box that said "BOMB" on it <i_am_pi> i love QDB./ <i_am_pi> www.geekissues.org/quotes/ <pedXing> i_am_pi: I believe it's a 2 year minimum sentence, but I'm sure they'd be laughing. <Kthulu> i doubt they'd find it funny
<neia_doll> Im 5 foot 11 and 116 lbs..i lost 3 on accident.. <k-rad-bob> accident? <neia_doll> so Im pretty skinny <k-rad-bob> you got an abortion?
<OreoTZA> ./ignore #k-rad <OreoTZA> whoa, i wonder if you can actually do that <OreoTZA> holdon, I'm gonna try <OreoTZA> ok, hello? <OreoTZA> HELLo???? <OreoTZA> anyone seen this? <OreoTZA> LOL!!!!!! IT FUCKING WORKED <OreoTZA> holy shit <Dawgyman> josh <OreoTZA> SHIT I SEE DAWG, it didn't work
<Dr_Pain_> i need help here about a cble modem to nuke theres a girl who has take my nick and put it on a child porn chan and im unable to nuke that bitch shes on cable im in winshit
<SexcBlnde> I want a creamy chicken pizza <Bart> yeah same! but I want meatlovers <SexcBlnde> Hmm <Bart> we could get half and half! <SexcBlnde> ?? LOL like who will buy the other 2 halves?? ?;) <Bart> you are joking right? <SexcBlnde> ??whatttt??
corner (19:08:21): how tall is a standard guillotine? Andrick (19:08:33): This still concerns you? corner (19:08:39): yeah, I really want to build one corner (19:08:47): I have short ceilings corner (19:08:51): I wanna make sure I can keep it in my apt Andrick (19:09:00): I have to admit that I never have committed that number to memory. Andrick (19:09:06): But I can tell you they are *tall*. corner (19:09:15): maybe I can make a kid's version? Andrick (19:09:30): That is probably a wonderfully poor choice of words.
<Rjx> hmm.....goatse.cx is a better link <ganonboy> what section of the site are the ROMS in? <ganonboy> ? is it http://www.goatse.cx <ganonboy> ?? <Rjx> yup <ganonboy> I dont see any N64 roms? <Rjx> what do you see? <ganonboy> A sick picture... <Rjx> click on it <Rjx> it's an imagemap <Rjx> click on his ass <ganonboy> you are lying <Rjx> did you try it? <ganonboy> yes <ganonboy> and nothing happens
<Rice_Boy> look at the sys requirements for interdev: www.free-trial-sex.com <Rice_Boy> er... http://msdn.microsoft.com/vinterdev/prodinfo/ sysreq.asp <iheartsql> HAHAHAHAHA <iheartsql> HAHAHAHAHA <iheartsql> PRON HEAD <Rice_Boy> my bad <Rice_Boy> damn
<hawker> just grab a gun then... <hawker> end ur misery... <TomServo> shooting my boss? <TomServo> good idea
<LilGCube740> are you from a dif country <|STeReOtYpE|> portugal <LilGCube740> u speak poor english <LilGCube740> i speak poor spanish so its all good
<Effyis> oh crap... <Effyis> i just dropped the dip on the floor <gleep> Oh, well. Someone help KarbonCopy back up. <KarbonCopy> me back up? <KarbonCopy> what? <KarbonCopy> HEY!
<Mosh76> TO ANYONE WHO KNOWS, HOW DO YOU STOP PEOPLE FROM SENDING YOU UNWANTED CHAT MESSAGES PROMOTING THERE PORN SITES? <Mosh76> Can someone tell me, or atleast tell me where to look? <eller> turn off your computer.