<boarsai> funnily enough it took me a few minutes to realise my pen didn't have "alt + z" capabilities...
<assmongrel> my dick is covered in zits <xar0> ew... <assmongrel> no it's a good thing <assmongrel> i'm ribbed for her pleasure
<@Twitch`> i almost got into a fight at futureshop last night <@Twitch`> these two guys were talking about NWN, and i said before they played that they should go on 'thine quest to wash thy hair' <@Twitch`> they had long stringy gross oily hair, it almost made me sick to my stomach <@Twitch`> they said 'fuck you' <@Twitch`> then i said 'fuck you' <@Twitch`> then this store guy asked me to go look at stuff somewhere else <@Path`> haha
<SkoL> mofo must be drunk <Tweedle> |OUF|mofo: you getting AMD? <|OUF|mofo> no <Tweedle> yeah he's drunk
<fm> i've had three girls today IM me and tell me that they like me. <fm> then they said april fools and signed off.
<Dayv> Eric, you wouldn't know bad taste if it came up behind you and licked your asshole with your mother's severed tongue.
<Merrick> Elizabethian: To be or not to be, that is the question, whether tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune, or to take up arms against a sea of troubles and by opposing end them. Ebonics: I be fixin to hang in the hood.
<DireWolf> My life'd be a whole lot cooler if Vikings invaded every once in a while.
<Carter> How did you guys used to think babies were made? <Carter> I thought it was about urine! <Carter> I thought you had to mix urine, so I peed in this bucket and I tried to get my brother to do the same so that I could have a baby in the bucket
<JallakWriting> "mammario-fetishistic" is a memorably stupid sounding phrase. How about "tit-happy"?
<Koushiro> ... you know your computer's screwed up when IE freezes and then displays an error message: "Error. Unable to access error.dll".
Jallak went to Hebrew school at this one temple for years...there was no rabbi, the head of the temple was the Cantor. He had long hair and he sang a lot. He would always give us long sermons about judiasm and goodness and all that, getting very very very passionate, his voice rising, tears nearly coming to his eyes as he spoke of God aa a "Great cosmic teddy bear"... <Jallak> It's been years since I went to Hebrew school...today I found out the Cantor had been arrested...for running a prostitution ring
<usagi> "As for religion and science, I'm placing a restraining order, Religion must stay 500 feet from Science at all times."
<Jammer> Bad things happen in threes, don't they? <Fake_Plastic_Tree> like Hanson.
<Jallak> Now, see, what you've done is just given me this mental image of this prepubescent girl dressed as a boy on stage, addressing the audience and telling them "Tinkerbell thinks she might become well again if little children believed in sex"
<teknoho> im not drinking hard liquor for a lil while. i gave it up for lent. <mmmichael> what does lent do to you? <mmmichael> does it fuck you up?
<NCHRIST> advice - while putting ascreen in a pipe do not stab yourself in the fucking finger and cut it and then flail your hand around with the screen still stuck in it, losing the screen
<sneak> amazon.com are such pieces of shit <hellgrrl> what is amazon? <hellgrrl> travel?
<Wilke> LEMME SHOW YOU MY FORECAST <Wilke> COLD WITH LOTS OF FUCKING SNOW AND LIGHTNING <Wilke> LOW OF REALLY FUCKING COLD <Wilke> HIGH OF REALLY NOT QUITE AS FUCKING COLD
<eltawater> anyone know the name of a (mathematical) function which calculates how many times a number M fits into a number N? <eltawater> i.e. 20,4 = 5 <eltawater> ? <Biddle> Division? <AlleyCat> divisor <eltawater> er <eltawater> *smacks head into desk*
<JohnnyCat> the phantasm movies are good too. along the same thread of weird electronic horror movie shit, a movie called cube is awesome <JohnnyCat> http://us.imdb.com/Title?0123755 <JohnnyCat> very unique <Somni> is that the one with the new Dax from DS9, and the robot cop from that Tek show (by William Shatner)? <JohnnyCat> i'm not sure.. i don't think so. it's about these people that get stuck in the middle of this maze of cubes with doors on each face of the cube. they have to figure out whether it's safe to move from cube to cube, or they get diced up <Somni> yep, that's the one <q[Simon]> That sounds like my office.
<ArtyMorty> we kill all the jehovah's witnesses once and for all, either we get some peace and quiet or we get hit by lightning from a clear sky
<Mr_Saturn> im surprised you won the race with 3 million other sperm <VenDi> i never raced in anythin dumbass
(01/21/02) 11:41PM<MrDev-> christ, they should put a nice warning when you log into a solaris box that killall on linux and solaris are entirely different commands
(Kawmun_Sentz): Tip of the day: Your daily fudgesicles intake should be less than 7
<g_smackchik> did you know that it is anatomically impossible to lick your elbow...and 75% of the people who hear that actually try to lick their elbow? <cochese_04> I've got the statistics in on how much I give a shit...the numbers are dangerously low!
<RaptorII> Screwing with people's minds is my ultimate pasttime however. <Supe> Or is it?!
<veggie> when matthew was just learning to talk we were on the bus <veggie> and he couldnt quite pronounce truck <veggie> he pronounced it fuck <sully> back to work with you :) <sully> LOL veggie <veggie> so he looks out the bus window and says really loud... <veggie> OH MOMMY BIG FUCK <sully> LOL! <veggie> hahaha <veggie> BIG HUGE FUCK <veggie> firetruck = firefuck <veggie> dumptruck = dumpfuck <veggie> etc..
<mrs> ontariom the phone is for you <sully> OntarioM is ~Ontario@CPE************.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com * Toronto Man <sully> OntarioM on #toronto #phonesex #masturbation <sully> Coincidence?
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<flee> my favorite people to talk to on the phone are those <flee> that are self-absorbed enough that all I have to do <flee> is say "yup" and laugh at appropriate intervals. <flee> it's only annoying when I don't know how to detach. <flee> I should write a program that will say "yup" and <flee> laugh for me. <flee> of course, I can't tell anyone this. <mrg> yup! <mrg> hahahah
<Knamel> but its basically "I may not be the best looking guy in the room, but i'm the only one talking to you" <Knamel> And i follow that line up with "Comon baby, happiness is only a light switch away"
<Rhombus> US investigators say they have seen neither bodies nor graves while examining a civilian site in central Afghanistan, allegedly targeted by US warplanes earlier this week. <Rhombus> That sounds like: <Rhombus> Fox investigators say there is no proof that any henhouses have been raided by foxes.
<DarkPhan> humm... i want to find some software that will track eye movements on a webcam <Spooky42> www.fbi.com/shareware
<Hiroe> he was dressed as a big fuckin devil <Hiroe> like, HUGE costume <Hiroe> 8-foot lizard wings, giant horns on the head <Hiroe> at some anime con in california <Hiroe> they were double booked with a southern Baptist group in the same hotel <Hiroe> he's riding the elevator down to the con space <Hiroe> doors open, little old baptist woman standing there <Hiroe> he just says "Going Down" in his best evil voice
<Lithium^> I always attract either scary men/ugly men/ psychopaths <Smess> what's your profile URL? <Lithium^> Smess: gaydar/uk18 <Smess> "I like making new friends all the time, especially if you`re a big bear" - yep.. think I've found your problem.
<Arafelis> Er, can anyone help me get rid of a virus? <Arafelis> I sort of need to before it takes out my computer. <Arafelis> It's creating a junk file called WIN386.swp
<Ixnorp[Regenerating]> I think I've found an excellent unit of size measurement. It's the 'I could kill you and hide your body in it' unit. People usually become very quiet after you say, "yea, I could kill you and 3 other people and hide the bodies in this"
<@Blackout> is it ok to masturbate and irc at the same time, what ya guys think <@fragge> dont aim your cum on my nick
<[{ug}]> hmm i really should spring clean this pooter. /usr/
src is taking up 2.1Gb
<Lithium^> what have you got in there? the sources to your
porn collection?
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<@skold> is this going to be a 'my penis is bigger than yours' conversation? cuz i have a ruler and a camera.
<McMoo> i think there's a vacuum cleaner thief in the neighborshood <McMoo> i wake up to a knocking on the door <McMoo> some aZn woman is there <McMoo> 'hi, i live down in 114. do you by any chance have a vacuum i could borrow?' <McMoo> i'm not even sure there is a 114 in our building <McMoo> and she's been vacuuming for a while now.