<Atob> YOU CANT SAY "I SEE" IN TWO CHARACTERS IT'S LAZY <Mortimer> fine <Mortimer> i'll take a note of that <Atob> Unless you're being ironic, then it's fine. <Atob> But you have to be inside an ironclad and claim sanctuary. <Mortimer> "i am presently in visual and mental awareness of the aforementioned fact" <Mortimer> sound good? <Atob> Sure is.
<ScottY> I think you're number 65344 that asks me to beam them up... please stop that, it's annoying!' <Rain> that's what you get for taking the nick scotty
<TommyLee> what site? <Dan`> http://www.geekissues.org/quotes/ <TommyLee> you donated 3.00 ? <Dan`> no <XG3> fuck i did <XG3> i thought it was mandatory
<@GoodScrat> Hello, <@GoodScrat> I noticed you have a Linux 101 keyboard for $69 at: <@GoodScrat> http://store.yahoo.com/pckeyboards/linux101.html <@GoodScrat> I was wondering why this keyboard is not free. <@GoodScrat> Thanks, <@GoodScrat> Johnny
<@madragoran> then i couldn't find the buslogic module <@madragoran> so i went and recompiled my kernel <@madragoran> still couldn't find it <@madragoran> oh <@madragoran> there it is - BusLogic <@madragoran> fucking hell <@madragoran> since when are module names capitalized? <@madragoran> BusLogic and NVidia think they are hot shit
<Josh> hey Lan <Josh> i just would like to say <Josh> that if world war iii comes tomorrow <Josh> i loved you most of all <@Lan> i would like to say <@Lan> if ww iii comes tomorrow <@Lan> i loved orange soda more than any of you
* Joins: pSYKOSONIK (Enigma@xxx.ipt.aol.com) <Lan> I figured he'd have a little "p".
* @Lan plays with his privates. <Rintaun> ... <@Lan> I got these new toy soldiers <@Lan> They are really neat
<gorilla> ANY GIRLS HERE <Lan> yeah, wanna cyber? <gorilla> YES <gorilla> HOW <Lan> sorta like this * gorilla (gorilla@xxx.ipt.aol.com) Quit (Connection reset by peer) <Lan> a little to the left
<AGaeris> With her gone, now Breathe is the only girl-type left for me to talk to in here. <@Breathe> Who said you could talk to me?
<@Breathe> Server announcement: >>Attention please: We are about to reset the Linuxguy server to upgrade the chat softweare. This will cause you to disconnect. You should be able to reconnect right away. If you have any problems, please let us know in #magicstar.. We will reset linuxguy in 2 minutes.<< <@Breathe> I love it. "If you can't reconnect, come into a channel and let us know!"
<baldurk> btw, happy independance day!! <baldurk> although in england we call it thanksgiving day
<Chern> IM SO FUCKIN BORED! * Reaper is now known as Reaper[HAVINGFUN] * BongB is now known as Bong[NOTBORED] * Chissy is now known as Chiss[FUNFUNFUN] * brod is now known as brod[IMNOTBORED] <Chern> FUCK!!!!!!
* brokengolfclub goes to hunt down food or sex <brokengolfclub> whichever I find first <brokengolfclub> I found some crackers <brokengolfclub> they didnt really satisfy me <GreyWulfe> You where supposed to eat them. <brokengolfclub> damn my roomates girlfriend smells good.......
Daeg says, "We are watching the dead deer show." Una says, "A whole show about dead deers?" Daeg says, "It seems to be." Una says, "This isn't that Canadian soft porn channel again, is it? :)"
<Hurricane> I wonder if the Banner people would be offended if I started a little project that would require about 400 inserts per second on the Oracle server. <Krinberry> Easy way to find out, Bran :) <Hurricane> Yes! Exploration through experimentation is what a University is all about, after all. :) <Gord> They mean pot and orgies, not database hosing! (:
<DMA57361> my sister has a theory about ppl called dave . . . <DMA57361> every company everywhere has a least 1 person called "Dave" <DMA57361> phone up a random company, ask for "Dave" and there will be one
<Nor> i found my 1st grey pubic hair the other day :( <Nor> It was in a BigMac
<Colrblind> Dev: it could be worse.. you could have a mullet and actually think its cool
<ducks> HOLY SHIT <ducks> THAT WAS A MILKSHAKE?!?!?!?! <ducks> AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH <ducks> og my god. that was disgusting. <ducks> I had this cup on my desk <ducks> for a few months <ducks> thinking there was soda in it <ducks> IT WAS A MILKSHAKE
<liqshot|GreenZ> only thing more superior then the white man is an albino white man <liqshot|GreenZ> the whitest man of all
<Rjx> Running Virus Decector Version 1.0.2 - Type ? for disinfect help <dadadada> ? <Rjx> The irc.infect.bears.you virus has been detected from your IRC client <dadadada> how can i clean it? <Rjx> To disinfect type "/timer 0 1 /msg <channel you are in> bear.be.gone" <Rjx> End of Instruction -| <dadada> ok <dadadada> bear.be.gone <dadadada> bear.be.gone <dadadada> bear.be.gone <dadadada> bear.be.gone <dadadada> bear.be.gone <dadadada> bear.be.gone <dadadada> bear.be.gone <dadadada> bear.be.gone *** dadadada was kicked by Snes9x (flood)
<Art`> I don't want to work with people, I'm not a big people person <Saccy> I thought you wanted to be a surgeon? <Art`> Well they're under general anaesthetic, I don't have to talk to them.
<Olpainless|ChoresNCrap> D3ad - once when jehovahs came here, i told em we were from church of satan <D3adlode> and what happened? <Olpainless> They just went. Quickly
<Konsole> I believe we both know the english language equally.. I may not use it very well in day to day conversations but I know much big words.
<@RuneCaster> hitting a 9 year old on a crosswalk is probably bad for your driving record though <@RuneCaster> all I remember was I was on my way to the arcade to play TMNT <@RuneCaster> and suddenly it was sky ground sky ground sky ground sky ground sky ground pain
<@skold> needle hurt like hell <phreaked> dude.. i've had braces caught into my lip <@skold> he sews up the artery and starts going to work on my arm <@skold> wow jer i feel your pain <@skold> anyhow
<@RT[Ragnarok]> meet me in the middle of the 2nd level of the skeleton cave <skold> I WANNA CAST MAGIC MISSILE
*** Joins: Xelix (gamin@k56-32.greene.xtn.net) <Xelix> Greetings. <Xelix> I am Dan, Jedi Knight. <Xelix> I have come to discuss something with any of you. <Xelix> I shall return at another time. *** Parts: Xelix (gamin@k56-32.greene.xtn.net)
<@jade> i wanna jenny jones makeover <@skold> 1-800-96-jenny? <@jade> NOT JENNY CRAIG
<missing> a chick walks by, u wish u could sex her <missing> but ya standin on the wall like u was poindexter! <akaIDIOT> since when is sex a verb? <corngrits> i had sex <corngrits> isnt that a verb ? <ceraph> no, thats a miracle
<TC|crapping> I AM HOMOSEXUAL AND SHOULDN'T LEAVE MY STUPID GAME LOGGED IN WHEN I GO TO THE RESTROOM. <TC|crapping> Love, TC's wife.
<johnsmith> Ill sit at bars and write perl on my napkin until girls are so thick around me I cant move my body
<Guyp> i want to join the red army and then kill the capitalist snake! <Guyp> hmmm <Guyp> you cant join the russian army online :(
<Guyp> but now i should make a decision, should i go get the gf4 or go to a l33t koala zoo :(
<Charion> hmm... lets see what other horrible ways might one inflict pain and death on ones self. we've got ripping off your own face disembowlment by belly button. any other ideas? <BlakHawc> A simple one: be run over, feet first, by a very slow-moving steamroller. <Jarp> Blak: And then you sorta bounce back up and grab a compressed air tank and reinflate yourself and your false eyes pop out? <BlakHawc> Jarp: Well, only if you're a toon. Otherwise, you're pretty much fucked.
<Kibe-Work> btw <Kibe-Work> wednesday adventure world <Kibe-Work> my work is going <Kibe-Work> well most of us <Semicidal> AHehAEh cool] <Psycho1> heh Internet admins at adventure world be like Black people at a KKK meating.
* @Pretsel wants a little robot which will clean floors and vacumn rooms :/ <Mad-Cow> You can get them <@Pretsel> Yeah but I'd imagine they'd be expensive :D <Mad-Cow> It'll cost you a few million but you can get em <@Pretsel> Woah Woah... I don't want a wife...
<Zip-> hi RedMage <Zip-> i want your mother's sister's daughter's cousin's best friend's body <RedMage> ... <RedMage> that's like <RedMage> my best friend <RedMage> you sick fuck <RedMage> i'm my own best friend <RedMage> omg <RedMage> you WANT ME
<PrincessLeia2> he's not my step dad, he's my mother's new husband <PrincessLeia2> that way i can say that my stepbrother that i dated isnt really my stepbrother
<Rintaun-> i remember thatgs <Rintaun-> thstgabxd wheni wad making my mpe pklayer <Lan> ...
<@D-rage> i'm burning cds like a madman. heh <@dithi> how many backstreet boys cds do you really need?
<@SpamapS> damn I need a tape drive <@SpamapS> takes 4 CD-RW's just to get my /home without the porn
<Tribespr0n> Got my playboy "Women of Enron" today :) <SourMilkisBad> scan it! <SourMilkisBad> who's enron?
<Farnarcle> you use mIRC? <EvilElmo`> whats mIRC? <Farnarcle> ok dont worry diff IRC proggy <EvilElmo`> whats IRC?
<]RS[Sleepy> See, Canadians might not have a powerful army, but we can have stable @#$%ing servers :D <Daffelz> yeah because the one guy in your army is a computer whiz
<BurntAsh> i just know the shit has officially pissed me off beyond belief, ive had it up to here ^ with that place screwin with me <@tmbg> BurntAsh: three words: <@tmbg> Rocket Propelled Grenades