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#11934 [ + | - ] 259
<jaydogg14!#devart> is anyone here from europe and hate
americans, please msg me for this damn homework i gotta do
#11924 [ + | - ] 228
<@tag> cant wait for zero state devices :)
<@tag> no wires, no external power
<@tag> just IS
<@Syfoon> tag, by then, we'll be 4ft high, grey, abducting
stupid, fat hicks and shoving probes up their asses
#11923 [ + | - ] 161
<Rann-chan> 0123.
<Rann-chan> Er, sorry. ^^;
<Reddjango> at least we know you can count to 3 ^_^
<Gary> And like a C programmer, too. :)
<Rann-chan> Of course I can. That's the number of guys a girl
can take without using her hands, right? n.n
#11918 [ + | - ] 59
<neritz> you're not canadian are you?
<Oozeman> =o
* Oozeman stops mid-sip
<perfekt> no, sadly, i'm a nebraskan ;(
<Oozeman> whew
#11909 [ + | - ] 239
<verb`> baby blue pumas are guy shoes?
<Twilo`> yes
<molesto> i might not know how to dress, but i know how not to
invite a serial assfucking by the entire crew of an aircraft
carrier
<Twilo`> baby blue isnt a girls color
<molesto> <Twilo`> baby blue isnt a girls color
<verb`> any color preceded by baby is a girl color
<molesto> i'll pretend you didn't say that
<Twilo`> dude u serious?
<molesto> any colour preceded by baby gets you on the
paedophile register
<Twilo`> u stuck in the 90's?
<molesto> no i'm stuck back in the days when people that wore
shoes like that didn't have anuses like exit wounds
#11906 [ + | - ] 539
<ima`> www.google.com
<boy_scout> Open up fucking IE you lazy bastard
<ima`> i don't know how to open IE any other way
#11902 [ + | - ] 191
<Pirelli> ooo thats what i want to buy, a computer made by
company whose ceo meets
a cow in a secret place every night
#11901 [ + | - ] 157
<MikEE-Boy> shit. girls in #mp3rave are like gum in elementary
school. you
bring some for yourself, you better have one for everybody.
#11892 [ + | - ] 388
<lb-> They kept telling me I couldn't talk to a doctor.
<lb-> I was like "Well, I drank a good amount of my own pee.
I'D LIKE TO SPEAK TO A FUCKING DOCTOR."
#11888 [ + | - ] 218
<sparks> got the house to myself for the evening
<Robert> bbl
<Robert> hehe enjoy ;)
<sparks> guess I'll invite a bunch of friends over and have a
party and play rap music
<sparks> by which I mean I'll order a pizza and nair my legs
#11887 [ + | - ] 433
<justin> why does bitchx sound so excited:
<justin> -:- BitchX: Join to #tenet was synched in 1.161
secs!!
<justin> it's like WOW man!!
<asm-X> cz, it's a hot little BitchX?
<asm-X> with nothing but secs!! on her mind
#11885 [ + | - ] 201
@@ SignOff Jericon: (Installing Hotline 1.8 Be back later)
<xmatt> that requires signing off IRC?
<HHunter> Heh.. if it does, I'm not installing it.
#11882 [ + | - ] 208
<mage> it will be nice to be back in america
<sparks> I feel the same way
<sparks> having come from alabama
#11876 [ + | - ] 175
<[BDT]Karma> put the chicken mushroom [ramen] outside
<[BDT]Karma> and wait with a club
<[BDT]Karma> maybe a squirrel will come by
<[BDT]Karma> and you will have food for another day
#11874 [ + | - ] 327
<GIJosh> do you still  have an MP3 server robin?
<robin> yes
<GIJosh> same place as before?
<robin> nope
<GIJosh> where is it?
<robin> 127.0.0.1
<GIJosh> cant connect
<GIJosh> default port?
#11860 [ + | - ] 397
<Fozzie> why is it so hard to find a good windows font?
<Fozzie> bah
<Fozzie> what a craptastic os.
<dithi> you get what you pay for
<Fozzie> you mean the copies you buy are better?
#11859 [ + | - ] 11
* XellInBlack is now known as Xellchiri
<BloodFromStone> No longer in black?
<Xellchiri> No, still in black
<Xellchiri> just no longer watching MiB
<BloodFromStone> heh
<BloodFromStone> New one, or the first?
<Xellchiri> First
<Xellchiri> I want to make my dad take me to see the new one
tonight
<Xellchiri> I figure it can be the new hotness to his old &
busted
#11851 [ + | - ] 32
<styx> fera is an old lady?
<+Saiko> yes styx
<styx> you prune
<@PikaChan> i think "prude" would be more accurate :)
#11849 [ + | - ] 258
<MelissaGod> lol, I accidentally just flushed the toilet and
the pipe for the toilets was off in the basement and mine and
everyone elses urine went all over
<MelissaGod> wills parents not happy :(
<MelissaGod> i thought it was funny but i tried my hardest not
to laugh
<TheSpatulaOfLove> well
<TheSpatulaOfLove> that's a greeting
<MelissaGod> the people in the basement with mine and everyone
elses urine on them were not please
<MelissaGod> ho hum
<MelissaGod> pleased*
<MelissaGod> just thought i'd share
<MelissaGod> gotta go match socks...
* MelissaGod has quit IRC (Read error: 104 (Connection reset
by peer))
<Ouroboros> Um.
<Arilyn> hahaha
<Ouroboros> I think it's safe to say that E-van doesn't date
her for her intelligence.
#11841 [ + | - ] 554
<iNoah> "hi, I'm a lisp virus.  please read me with an emacs
mail reader and eval me."
<moof> (defun email-virus-hook 'my-virus)
<iNoah> s/defun /add-hook '/
<kermit> Noah takes defun out of everything.
#11839 [ + | - ] 379
<cyxxwirc> Soui's ass is able to compile C
<cyxxwirc> that is pretty godly
<rogueWRC> not when he core dumps
#11836 [ + | - ] 130
<Luna`> I need to start getting out there and...
<Luna`> prodding buttocks
#11832 [ + | - ] 147
<diospadre> NO MORE FINALS
<diospadre> im done.
<BuddyLee> good then go update
<diospadre> no must christmas shop
<BuddyLee> no staff job comes first
<diospadre> no buying stuff comes first cant let the
terrorists win
<BuddyLee> LOL!\
#11827 [ + | - ] 862
<|nLv|Dasyati> a haiku by Dasyati
<|nLv|Dasyati> LOLOL
<|nLv|Dasyati> ROFLMAO
<|nLv|Dasyati> STFU fag
#11825 [ + | - ] 290
... signoff!#linuxhelp -> SpamapS(Ping timeout)
... join!#linuxhelp -> SpamapS
(~clint@ip-208-252-253-53.muca.asurf.net)
<SpamapS> Guess who can't tell the difference between the
monitor's power cable and the *firewall*'s power cable?
#11820 [ + | - ] 336
<LL-> why did u msg me?
<marry> realy im searching to get married
<marry> can you help me
<LL-> why u wanna get married?
<marry> becuse i dont want to live in gaza
#11803 [ + | - ] 696
<Zammbo> If you have young children, avoid purchasing bleach
products bearing pictures of Pikachu drinking the bleach.
#11801 [ + | - ] 31
<dan_> WILL PACKET FOR LS6
<medic> I'll buy your car for a dollar
<dan_> for a dollar I wouldn't let you wash my car
#11794 [ + | - ] 246
<Kimmay> yeah but these are real ppl: they took me (for free)
form an XT to a 386, from a 2400 to a 14.4 from a CGA to an
EGA and from DOS 2.1 to 5.0 ALL FREE
<medic> and do these "real" people still use a UNIVAC?
<Kimmay> whats that?
<medic> your next upgrade.
#11784 [ + | - ] 507
<Dunrick> My iq is 20/20
#11780 [ + | - ] 331
<MED1C> i bet they got their degree from the same vending
machine
#11764 [ + | - ] 199
<Megaglogue> u guyz come anytime pay me a visit
<Megaglogue> paris is cool during the summer
<Megaglogue> no french peeps around
#11743 [ + | - ] 298
<GoLLuM> my favourite past time is to push little girls off
their bikes and sniff the seats.
#11742 [ + | - ] 24
<jewboy613> flooding chan
<jewboy613> man this flood is so bad if u stick around, noah
will come rolling in with his arc
#11739 [ + | - ] 408
<MissJC2k1> geez, we're porning a perfectly normal
conversaporn, and you've gotta bring up porn
#11735 [ + | - ] 342
<+brx|> u know whats great about spreadsheets..?
<+brx|> ....NOTHING THEY ARE FUCKING COCKBAGS
#11727 [ + | - ] 328
<Aboshi> Women. I drive 'em crazy.
<Trinity> crazy = away
#11725 [ + | - ] 270
* mode [+im] by Lucy
* mode [-im] by Lucy
* Lucy [Lucy@cr854151-a.baol1.on.wave.home.com] has left #gr
[]
<Temujin> ..
<Lurker> Lucy sneezed on her touchscreen
#11724 [ + | - ] 1197
<Zardoz> cool. calculated pi to 18 decimal places.
<Trucci> know what would have been cooler?
<Trucci> ANYTHING
#11721 [ + | - ] 315
<]AoV[Virus|OGC> anyone know an altanative to napster?
<TIK|wombat> Walmart
<]AoV[Virus|OGC> can ya dcc it?
#11720 [ + | - ] 67
*** Tem has quit IRC (hmm)
<pot-shit> hah I scared the fuck off
<pot-shit> run to mommy ryan, suckle on her breasts of joy!
<Alice`> I take it you've never seen Temu's mom.
<pot-shit> not her face at least
<pot-shit> normally its covered by a burlap sack
#11718 [ + | - ] 192
<SpecOps> my dad went to a Microsoft convention...he got a
bunch of software for XP..Office XP, he also won a recliner,
which was cool
<hmne> my dad went to a microsoft convention as well..all he
got was a 200 dollar fine and a sore ass
#11715 [ + | - ] 260
<Yogurt> Action Half-Life - "To counter Action Quake 2's speed
and fun, we've included slow gameplay and the ability to fall
down on purpose."
#11713 [ + | - ] 347
<Cl0ckwork> i hate it when explorer crashes, losing my system
tray, and irc is minized to it
<slick> I hate when I kick a dog and then the owner see's me
and I have to kill him
#11712 [ + | - ] 294
<Podex> AHOY! I SEE THAT THE FAG FLEET IS IN PORT.  MY INSULTS
AND DISSING SHALL DECIMATE YOU LIKE A VERBAL PEARL HARBOR!
*** Podex was kicked by Chipko (autokick for CAPS LOCK)
#11708 [ + | - ] 347
<Nighters> I've decided that if i'm not happy when i'm 40 i'm
going to kill 2-3 people who are like 18-19 with BRIGHT ASS
FUTURES
#11706 [ + | - ] 148
<Evolgrande> Who needs hoes if you have 2000 watts of bass?
#11705 [ + | - ] 918
*** Joins: Nighters
(mmckesso@HSE-Toronto-ppp179585.sympatico.ca)
<Temujin> NIGHT
<Temujin> Perhaps you can arbitrate this disagreement.
<Nighters> Temujin loses.
<Nighters> disagreement arbitrated.
<Temujin> GODDAMMIT
#11701 [ + | - ] 556
<Lt Hawkins> someone from 127.0.0.1 keeps trying to hack me!
<Podex> You should send them a virus to destroy their
computer!!!!!!
#11700 [ + | - ] 602
<astroboy> I asked a japanese exchange student what kind of
american TV he likes in japan.
<astroboy> he said full house.
<astroboy> I fear japan.