<cyxxwirc> Soui's ass is able to compile C <cyxxwirc> that is pretty godly <rogueWRC> not when he core dumps
<diospadre> NO MORE FINALS <diospadre> im done. <BuddyLee> good then go update <diospadre> no must christmas shop <BuddyLee> no staff job comes first <diospadre> no buying stuff comes first cant let the terrorists win <BuddyLee> LOL!\
<|nLv|Dasyati> a haiku by Dasyati <|nLv|Dasyati> LOLOL <|nLv|Dasyati> ROFLMAO <|nLv|Dasyati> STFU fag
... signoff!#linuxhelp -> SpamapS(Ping timeout) ... join!#linuxhelp -> SpamapS (~clint@ip-208-252-253-53.muca.asurf.net) <SpamapS> Guess who can't tell the difference between the monitor's power cable and the *firewall*'s power cable?
<LL-> why did u msg me? <marry> realy im searching to get married <marry> can you help me <LL-> why u wanna get married? <marry> becuse i dont want to live in gaza
<Zammbo> If you have young children, avoid purchasing bleach products bearing pictures of Pikachu drinking the bleach.
<dan_> WILL PACKET FOR LS6 <medic> I'll buy your car for a dollar <dan_> for a dollar I wouldn't let you wash my car
<Kimmay> yeah but these are real ppl: they took me (for free) form an XT to a 386, from a 2400 to a 14.4 from a CGA to an EGA and from DOS 2.1 to 5.0 ALL FREE <medic> and do these "real" people still use a UNIVAC? <Kimmay> whats that? <medic> your next upgrade.
<Megaglogue> u guyz come anytime pay me a visit <Megaglogue> paris is cool during the summer <Megaglogue> no french peeps around
<GoLLuM> my favourite past time is to push little girls off their bikes and sniff the seats.
<jewboy613> flooding chan <jewboy613> man this flood is so bad if u stick around, noah will come rolling in with his arc
<MissJC2k1> geez, we're porning a perfectly normal conversaporn, and you've gotta bring up porn
<+brx|> u know whats great about spreadsheets..? <+brx|> ....NOTHING THEY ARE FUCKING COCKBAGS
* mode [+im] by Lucy * mode [-im] by Lucy * Lucy [Lucy@cr854151-a.baol1.on.wave.home.com] has left #gr [] <Temujin> .. <Lurker> Lucy sneezed on her touchscreen
<Zardoz> cool. calculated pi to 18 decimal places. <Trucci> know what would have been cooler? <Trucci> ANYTHING
<]AoV[Virus|OGC> anyone know an altanative to napster? <TIK|wombat> Walmart <]AoV[Virus|OGC> can ya dcc it?
*** Tem has quit IRC (hmm) <pot-shit> hah I scared the fuck off <pot-shit> run to mommy ryan, suckle on her breasts of joy! <Alice`> I take it you've never seen Temu's mom. <pot-shit> not her face at least <pot-shit> normally its covered by a burlap sack
<SpecOps> my dad went to a Microsoft convention...he got a bunch of software for XP..Office XP, he also won a recliner, which was cool <hmne> my dad went to a microsoft convention as well..all he got was a 200 dollar fine and a sore ass
<Yogurt> Action Half-Life - "To counter Action Quake 2's speed and fun, we've included slow gameplay and the ability to fall down on purpose."
<Cl0ckwork> i hate it when explorer crashes, losing my system tray, and irc is minized to it <slick> I hate when I kick a dog and then the owner see's me and I have to kill him
<Podex> AHOY! I SEE THAT THE FAG FLEET IS IN PORT. MY INSULTS AND DISSING SHALL DECIMATE YOU LIKE A VERBAL PEARL HARBOR! *** Podex was kicked by Chipko (autokick for CAPS LOCK)
<Nighters> I've decided that if i'm not happy when i'm 40 i'm going to kill 2-3 people who are like 18-19 with BRIGHT ASS FUTURES
*** Joins: Nighters (mmckesso@HSE-Toronto-ppp179585.sympatico.ca) <Temujin> NIGHT <Temujin> Perhaps you can arbitrate this disagreement. <Nighters> Temujin loses. <Nighters> disagreement arbitrated. <Temujin> GODDAMMIT
<Lt Hawkins> someone from 127.0.0.1 keeps trying to hack me! <Podex> You should send them a virus to destroy their computer!!!!!!
<astroboy> I asked a japanese exchange student what kind of american TV he likes in japan. <astroboy> he said full house. <astroboy> I fear japan.
<RonZombie> m/ <RonZombie> pretend thats a little fist making devil horns <Aboshi> Then pretend it's cool <RonZombie> HELLO BURN WARD <RonZombie> MAJOR BURNAGE
<Temujin> Will Ferral is cool. <SpecOps> Ferrel, dumass. <horsefly> dumbass, dumbass
<Yogurt> Well, I'm glad I went out of my way come to this bustling suburb of Gay City! <Yogurt> hehe <Yogurt> hehehe * Yogurt writes that down
<theastro> my exchange student has cool hair. <Yogurt> Your exchange student? <theastro> And he can spin his pen between his fingers with great skill. <Yogurt> Is he indentured?
<Plutwrk> t1 <RonZombie> MORE LIKE 1DUMB <RonZombie> i mean <RonZombie> Tdumb <RonZombie> nevermind <RonZombie> SCREW YOU
<Temujin> What class are phoenixes? <Lewk> Water pokemon <Temujin> We made up a pokémon today at school. <Temujin> It's called the "Mexican". <Temujin> It shoots dirty food and water at you. <Temujin> And it's special skill is making 15,000 babies and stealing jobs away from people <Nighters> Temujin you racist bugger. <Temujin> "Mexican, I choose you! CROSS THE BORDER ATTACK!"
<Hydrac7> nothing better than seeing the reaction on fellow classmates faces after explaining bukkake for them <Alice`> Nothing better than seeing the reaction on fellow classmates faces' after demonstrating bukkake to them <Aboshi> Alice: The reaction all over their faces.
<Hydrac7> Bukkake! <Clockwork> hahaha <Clockwork> BUKKAKE <Alice`> I don't know why people giggle so much when someone mentions bukkake, let me tell you there's nothing funny about the manseed of 182 guys dripping down your face. <Alice`> Well you might giggle a bit afterwards, but you don't mean it really. <pot-shot> yeah you giggle, its like anxiety laughter, because oh fuck you are alive, for the fucking love of god you are alive, and it tastes like rice pudding, delicoius perfect rice pudding and there is literally gallons of it around you
<KrazyKrow> Mother Russia is for sale, she is being raped by western capitalists
<gigatron> fett <gigatron> anyone <gigatron> did u get jk2 yet <Hydrac7> I'm trying now <Hydrac7> on eDonkey but it's slow as hell <Hydrac7> expect me to code it faster than it will download
<Jester> When will the queen name her Court? <Jester> Nudge, Nudge, wink wink.... <Queen Alice> LATER MAN THESE CRUMPETS WON'T EAT THEMSELVES
<Hammer[TECH]> There's a new band out called Earshot, who sound a good bit like tool. <Hammer[TECH]> At first this bothered me, until my friend jack pointed out "would you rather have another band that sounds like tool, or another band that sounds like nickelback."
<Homer> Hydrac7: $400 Cdn or less now, get a job for like two weeks <Hydrac7> How much is that in USD? <Homer> like $12
<Hydrac7> We're desperate to get rid of it <Astroboy> so desperate you will give it away for free? <Hydrac7> People around here are too poor to get ripped off by me
<Temujin> aight <Hydrac7> it suprised me that Temujin would use "Aight" <Hydrac7> Temujin using "aight" has crushed my will to live. <Temujin> I live in Indiana, I have to fit in somehow. <Temujin> I can't fake being retarded, so saying "a'ight" has to suffice.
<Aboshi> This girl at work changed the desktop to the student aide machine to a picture of herself. Talk about conceited. <Temujin> Punch her in the face. <Aboshi> I can't. She's Pakistani and would come back the next day and blow me up.
<Pod-Matey> Dod is great <Hydrac7> I've always disliked the hand models on DoD <Pod-Matey> Hydrac, not everyone has soft and supple hands <Hydrac7> Pod-Matey: I get it from frequent masturbation with hand lotion. <Pod-Matey> Hydrac, I was going to mention something of the like, but I see you've already explained more than I ever could
<bumjock> man I need a hobby <bumjock> legal this time <bumjock> none of that "registering as a sex offender" hobbies <bumjock> Its kind of freaky every time I move to a new town every knows what I look like and who I am before I get there
<dJOEk> okay, now seriously for a moment <dJOEk> a dear friend of mine needs to break up with this girl <\slick> punch her in the face and play sir mix-a-lot <Crow> slicks solution to every problem.. 100 percent success rate