Solo Herron: why did it have to be hot outside today? Solo Herron: I mean I was like "hmm mind numbing boredness here in the cold library" walk out side "OH GOD THE EXCITMENT OF THE HEAT"
<\slick> i hate when girls smile at the camera and act like they enjoy it in porn <\slick> ruins my mentality that they are being raped
<Lac> Whats so unfathomable of: Double click zip file, hit extract, click the C: Drive, hit ok. <hmne> Slow down, double what?
<@daedreem> and he was sooo sweet... <ShockSMX> i think it would be more romantic if some guys pushed you off a cliff and he saved your life by jumping after you with a parachute. <situationist> we'll have to make do with what we got
<+sephiroth4ever> you know that shit that mimicks the pregnancy cycle of women?? i think it's fucking gay ass retarted shit..but that's just me
<Podex> Hey Aboshi, I'm cooking some ramen right now <Podex> OH SHIT STIR OCCASIONALLY
<kero> if you jizzed and there wasn't any gravity, u think there'd be a kickback? <kero> if i was on mars, i'd def hide behind a crater and jerk off <kero> just to say i did <fzt> that'd kind suck to be lost in space cause you were viciously beating off on the moon.
<bLaKeiMuS_TiReD> i had a dream 2 nights ago that my penis was stuck in the hole of a TDK silver cd and i was really nervous <jAyVeNoMx> damn dood if my dick fit in a CD hole I'd be nervous too
<JohnerSuKt> ok but it wont put people in control of my computer or deleting/altering stuff, just a good ole virus right?
<Fireklar> Anyone know what could cause a monitor to dim like that besides impending death? <mig|flurry> fireklar: impending death. <slurpee> impending death of your eyesight <mig|flurry> fireklar: capacitors pretending to be resistors. <Fireklar> DAMN YOU CAPACITORS <Fireklar> I hate those bastards
<ShockSMX> I have more important things to do right now than sitting in front of the computer... For example sitting behind the computer, where its safe and nobody will hurt me.
<arenotelicon> and jason picked it up. "hello? *pause* yeah, she's right here. *glances at me* thirty-four C." me: "thirty-six." jason: "thirty-six c. yeah. bye."
<UberCore> who here wants to participate in a stastical analysis <UberCore> involving sex, and star wars/star trek
<Hell_Patrol> I wish the girl of my dreams would stop fucking haunting my dreams, I wish death upon the stupid bitch
<happy> dude, when will i be able to buy a big gigantic fibre line for like $10/mo? <jre> You can make one for free if you eat a lot of bran.
<orion> the cube is but an infant <orion> soon it will be flexing and thinking about cubettes <orion> noticing files in weird places <orion> experiencing new and unusual programs and applications <Guilty> MY GOD WE MUST KILL IT NOW
<jre> God is a racist. Look in the old testament and you'll find nothing but nationalistic hatred of others. <JesusGurl> God is not a racist. what racist would have Jews as His chosen people?
<GI_Clutch> I made a mixture of BBQ sauce and water and put it in a spray bottle. I sprayed a few cats. They were swarming with flies and other bugs only a few minutes later. It was pretty funny.
<futard> IS YOUR NAME <futard> NICK BECKER? <strangury> no. <futard> ok good <futard> beacuse then you'd be me <futard> and that'd be awkward
<jre> If you were a Nazi and had 2 hostages but only 1 bullet, who would you shoot? Some normal crew-cut soldier or G.I. Joe? <Gudrow> I'd shoot myself because Nazis are assholes.
<Gudrow> I hope I get hired <jre> wear a miniskirt to the interview <jre> show some leg and some nutsack
<Kurt> I will now make this man disappear! ***Exitium has been kicked by Kurt (Hocus Pocus) <Kurt> Voila! <jre> Hey, I saw you palm him and place him in your ass! <Kurt> THIS SHOW IS OVER!
* Teufel is a moron <_wEaSeL_> well said <Teufel> I tore up my room looking for the receipt for my 'broken speakers' to return them; when all I had to do is plug them in
<Kurt> Who would win in a fight, Batman or Jesus? <jre> Batman <egg> Batman <jre> Does Jesus have a Christ-mobile or a utility belt? NO.
<jre> There is no profile of a school shooter. They come from all walks of life, all religions; they listen to different music, have different crowds; they are just random individuals who cannot be determined to be killers until they actually kill. * jre is now known as SoccerMoms <SoccerMoms> WE BETTER CENSOR MOVIES, TV, MUSIC, BOOKS, VIDEOGAMES AND THE INTERNET THEN * SoccerMoms is now known as Politicians <Politicians> K
<jre> I know how to end racism. It involves a lot of fucking. <egg> 1st ANNUAL ORGY TO END RACIAL DISCRIMINATION <Idiotsavant> Usher in the vaunted age of syphilis
<cave> what does stfu mean?? <nso> shut the fuck up <cave> sor-ry.. it was a simple question.. no reason to get so mad..
<orion> hold on here <orion> does the cube have a dvd drive? <Amanda`> It's probably a 12x cdrom <orion> >< <orion> insulting the cube is like kicking me in the privates <orion> i don't know how to eject the cdrom <Amanda`> drag it to the trash can <orion> strike two
<Reipin> I do makeit quite obvious I want nothign to do with them <Reipin> and I have had quite a few call me an asshole <Reipin> just cause a guy is gay doesn't mean he can't fight back
<synk> ok <synk> I know this is a dumb question <synk> but how do you tell what kind of fish something is <synk> like bass or northern and stuff
<dan> what the hell is a ponzi scheme <brian-w> where you go into a meeting with a leather jacket and go 'Aaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyy!!!!' <brian-w> and they give you money
<adr> if kashmir gets nuked we won't have any soft wool sweaters any more <TS> thats cashmere you tool
<ccc> The next time you're having a bad day, imagine this: You're a Siamese twin. Your brother, attached at your shoulder is gay and you're not. But you only have one ass.
<doc> i feel no need to go to canada <doc> if i want a taste of canada, i'll drink a canada dry
<EC> bikeracer doesn't understand biggles <fet> no one does <biggles> my hairdresser understands me
<antix> i have a poem <Lulu> share <antix> its call "an irc life" <antix> my bandwidth <antix> i lag... i lag <antix> i die.... <antix> the end <fluxz0r> that was so touching
<DannyBoy> Hey CB, do you have any old website interface templates laying around that you have no use for? =8) <Cowboy_w3rk> er <Cowboy_w3rk> <html><body>insert content</body></html> <Cowboy_w3rk> there ya go <DannyBoy> wonderful <DannyBoy> hey, that looks like shit
<hobophobic> cant be fucked going to the toilet <hobophobic> i reckon i'll piss out the window <hobophobic> brb - pissing out my window <Mr_J_Beam_1981> lol <hobophobic> brb - pissed on my window <Syncope> Yeah you gotta open it first <hobophobic> :(
<SirPrux> My heart bleeds a bittersweet syrup, coating my mind as one would embrace the fury of nuclear fusion with lead.
<NOCKY> OMFG <NOCKY> I JUST WENT TO GET THINGI PRINTED OUT <NOCKY> AT THE COLOR PRINTER <NOCKY> AND SOMEONE ELSE PRINTED <NOCKY> A CHUCK E CHEESE COUPON <NOCKY> AND BETTER YET IT WAS ALL PIXELLATED AND SHITTLY LOOKING <wolfwork> astounding