<orion> the cube is but an infant <orion> soon it will be flexing and thinking about cubettes <orion> noticing files in weird places <orion> experiencing new and unusual programs and applications <Guilty> MY GOD WE MUST KILL IT NOW
<jre> God is a racist. Look in the old testament and you'll find nothing but nationalistic hatred of others. <JesusGurl> God is not a racist. what racist would have Jews as His chosen people?
<GI_Clutch> I made a mixture of BBQ sauce and water and put it in a spray bottle. I sprayed a few cats. They were swarming with flies and other bugs only a few minutes later. It was pretty funny.
<futard> IS YOUR NAME <futard> NICK BECKER? <strangury> no. <futard> ok good <futard> beacuse then you'd be me <futard> and that'd be awkward
<jre> If you were a Nazi and had 2 hostages but only 1 bullet, who would you shoot? Some normal crew-cut soldier or G.I. Joe? <Gudrow> I'd shoot myself because Nazis are assholes.
<Gudrow> I hope I get hired <jre> wear a miniskirt to the interview <jre> show some leg and some nutsack
<Kurt> I will now make this man disappear! ***Exitium has been kicked by Kurt (Hocus Pocus) <Kurt> Voila! <jre> Hey, I saw you palm him and place him in your ass! <Kurt> THIS SHOW IS OVER!
* Teufel is a moron <_wEaSeL_> well said <Teufel> I tore up my room looking for the receipt for my 'broken speakers' to return them; when all I had to do is plug them in
<Kurt> Who would win in a fight, Batman or Jesus? <jre> Batman <egg> Batman <jre> Does Jesus have a Christ-mobile or a utility belt? NO.
<jre> There is no profile of a school shooter. They come from all walks of life, all religions; they listen to different music, have different crowds; they are just random individuals who cannot be determined to be killers until they actually kill. * jre is now known as SoccerMoms <SoccerMoms> WE BETTER CENSOR MOVIES, TV, MUSIC, BOOKS, VIDEOGAMES AND THE INTERNET THEN * SoccerMoms is now known as Politicians <Politicians> K
<jre> I know how to end racism. It involves a lot of fucking. <egg> 1st ANNUAL ORGY TO END RACIAL DISCRIMINATION <Idiotsavant> Usher in the vaunted age of syphilis
<cave> what does stfu mean?? <nso> shut the fuck up <cave> sor-ry.. it was a simple question.. no reason to get so mad..
<orion> hold on here <orion> does the cube have a dvd drive? <Amanda`> It's probably a 12x cdrom <orion> >< <orion> insulting the cube is like kicking me in the privates <orion> i don't know how to eject the cdrom <Amanda`> drag it to the trash can <orion> strike two
<Reipin> I do makeit quite obvious I want nothign to do with them <Reipin> and I have had quite a few call me an asshole <Reipin> just cause a guy is gay doesn't mean he can't fight back
<synk> ok <synk> I know this is a dumb question <synk> but how do you tell what kind of fish something is <synk> like bass or northern and stuff
<dan> what the hell is a ponzi scheme <brian-w> where you go into a meeting with a leather jacket and go 'Aaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyy!!!!' <brian-w> and they give you money
<adr> if kashmir gets nuked we won't have any soft wool sweaters any more <TS> thats cashmere you tool
<ccc> The next time you're having a bad day, imagine this: You're a Siamese twin. Your brother, attached at your shoulder is gay and you're not. But you only have one ass.
<doc> i feel no need to go to canada <doc> if i want a taste of canada, i'll drink a canada dry
<EC> bikeracer doesn't understand biggles <fet> no one does <biggles> my hairdresser understands me
<antix> i have a poem <Lulu> share <antix> its call "an irc life" <antix> my bandwidth <antix> i lag... i lag <antix> i die.... <antix> the end <fluxz0r> that was so touching
<DannyBoy> Hey CB, do you have any old website interface templates laying around that you have no use for? =8) <Cowboy_w3rk> er <Cowboy_w3rk> <html><body>insert content</body></html> <Cowboy_w3rk> there ya go <DannyBoy> wonderful <DannyBoy> hey, that looks like shit
<hobophobic> cant be fucked going to the toilet <hobophobic> i reckon i'll piss out the window <hobophobic> brb - pissing out my window <Mr_J_Beam_1981> lol <hobophobic> brb - pissed on my window <Syncope> Yeah you gotta open it first <hobophobic> :(
<SirPrux> My heart bleeds a bittersweet syrup, coating my mind as one would embrace the fury of nuclear fusion with lead.
<NOCKY> OMFG <NOCKY> I JUST WENT TO GET THINGI PRINTED OUT <NOCKY> AT THE COLOR PRINTER <NOCKY> AND SOMEONE ELSE PRINTED <NOCKY> A CHUCK E CHEESE COUPON <NOCKY> AND BETTER YET IT WAS ALL PIXELLATED AND SHITTLY LOOKING <wolfwork> astounding
<wolfwork> her zip drive was broken because HSE HAD NO ZIP DISK TO PUT IN IT <NOCKY> that's just poor design, isn't it <NOCKY> (is what the dumby guy here says whenever computers dont work for him because hes dumb)
<+Shaym> i progress in my VC++ learning :) <+Shaym> hey <+GoodScrat> baby shaym <+Shaym> my boss want to make skinnables apps <+stereo> hehe <+Shaym> is it hard to do it ? <+GoodScrat> Shaym, Where did you learn engish on the back of a gum wrapper? <+Shaym> excuse me for my poor "engish" ;)
<Nova> Damn that chick is so hot ill e-mail her <Orion> Dude thats playboy.com you fool!
<dine-sa> no it won't MoP, amusment park jobs actually suck <dine-sa> I had a friend who worked at six flags all summer. <SA-MoP> dine had a friend! *dies* :D <SA-Metathrom> Hehe <dine-sa> :P it was before I had a modem <SA-MoP> lol ok
<Dark_Brood> Next thing Mac will do is introduce the 1 button keyboard, you type by morsing the ASCII codes of the letter you want to write
<Dark_Brood> #define sizeof(x) rand() <Rangsk> you can do that? <Dark_Brood> Yup <Catafriggm> OMFG! <Catafriggm> That's disgusting!
<Cu-Ius> 'in an interview recently Keith Richards intimated that kids should not do drugs. Keith Richards, said that kids should not do drugs. Keith, we can't do any more drugs, because you already fucking did them all. We have to wait until YOU die, then smoke your ashes"
[@Dz[Here]] Did you see Episode 2? [@Dz[Here]] You'll want to have SEX with Natalie Portman after it [@Dz[Here]] I seriously thing that... uh... $calc(($150 million / $7) / 2) guys want to have sex with her!
[@{Defenderz}] heh... you know this is all the british's
fault, technically
[@{Defenderz}] I don't blame Britain... but... it still is
thier flaw they sparked this whole thing :-P
[+Dark_Brood] Yeah they went to america in the first place
<+ChiMP> WHATS GAYER THAN ME AND STARTS WITH AN N!!?!? <@miz> nothing <@miz> :o
<guyen> holy shit i'm not going to be home this weekend, i have an online exam i have to take, but i'll be in LA <guyen> there's a wedding going on so i won't be able to exactly just do it at my relative's house <guyen> i'm looking for cybercafes and crap, the only thing i can find is some place called Yogi's Cyber Hut <guyen> holy fuck i can't believe i'm depending on Yogi for my midterm grade <xan> at least he's smarter than the average bear
<davis> you're site reminds me of a commercial <MyBodyIs4Sale> which commercial? <davis> the one where the girl dumps the guy because of his lack of substance on his web page
<@Ryu> I remember when I was watching a porn on a tape I received from my friend, and I start wacking off to the lesbians on the TV... Then all of a sudden right when I was about to cum, the tape stopped and it was TeleTubbies on the TV instead. I cummed, and I cried.... i'm not joking.
<@FoX> for the record <@FoX> she never cybered me <@FoX> i cybered her <@FoX> :D <@FoX> oh yeh....did i forget to mention i kept gettign the message no such Nick/Channel
(NOTE: The URLs were coloured out with IRC colours, or something ^_^) <@Saiko> Hello #sqrxz my name is Claudia, I have 36D tits and I am very horny. You can read more about me HERE ----> ( http: //goatse.cx http://goatse.cx ) and i also have some nude pictures of me! I also talk about when I had oral sex with my roomate. I'm only 17 and I'm very lonely, pls cum and chat with me! <@Zinco> Who would be retarded enough to click on a link they could not see? <Loco-san> HOLY CRAP WHAT IS THAT!!!!!!
<RunninRaven> I don't think I have once asked Jeeves a damn thing <moestavern19> I asked him once where i could find some kick-ass porn <RunninRaven> What did he say? <moestavern19> he said kickassporn.com
<Maggieamac> I pray for Osama Bin Laden everynight for him to give his life to Jesus <dendr1te> I think he's given his life to Allah. <Maggieamac> We'll see <Maggieamac> But I pray for him everynight before I go to sleep <Maggieamac> :) <dendr1te> Geez, I feel bad. I usually just masturbate before I go to sleep. <Maggieamac> It going to be ok <Maggieamac> Tonight I'll pray for you
<IsoFlash> i dumped my girlfriend because she is fucking dumb <AciDBatH> woah sweet <AciDBatH> i dumped mine cuz she had a penis