<niles> If you use that logic, then using a completely open and unsecured network would be ok if you sealed the computer in a locked metal box, since it would deter physical attacks by baseball bats (ALL attacks are of equal value, right?). Or you could say that adding the line "WWJD" to the telnet login prompt would be a valid defense since it would lower the instance of attacks by Christians by 80%.
<Gav3in> I've been in Taipei though, and holy shit does it have a big chinatown
<IronCurtain> I can talk to two people on the internet at the same time <Shoryu> DAMN D00D your l337
<@BitStream> well, I moved the couch down stairs <@BitStream> so the new one can be put where the old one was <helixblue> against the wall? <@BitStream> yea <helixblue> ahh.. I was hoping that sound was you cleaning the dishes <helixblue> I ate my cereal for breakfast with measuring cups this morning. <@BitStream> I was trying to get rid of as much stuff as possible before work, so thats less to do when I get back :/ <@BitStream> helixblue: did you look in the right cabinet <@BitStream> there were bowls in there yesterday <helixblue> bits: I used the measuring cups as spoons
<tek231> you guys hear about that lady who layed down on some subway tracks, then the train hit her <tek231> she sued and won 10 million <Mysteri0> tek231: The train hit her and she's not a blood sprinkler? <Cap0ne_> did she lose any body parts? <pac> Damn. <tek231> I'm not sure, just caught the end of the story <tek231> on tv, let me see if I can find it <Knighted> tek231: You hear about that guy who tried to convey news on irc without a url?
<pupkick> i just did my first mouthrinse with the shit i was prescribed.. i've been putting it off because i was worrying about pain like i get with scope and shit.. it was hella easy.. almost even tasted good.. now i can only blame myself for infections and extra swelling =/ <blitzoid> pupkick: You knew the risks when you became a gigalo.
<niles> i just baught this kick ass afgan rug downtown <niles> it has landmines, pistols and attack helicopters
<klerck> I've been wearing my immortality bracelet for a month, and I haven't died yet
<ScumDog> I'm gonna descend into the popup hell of astalavista.com <ScumDog> wish me luck <R0SC0E> <scum's mom> what's this bang bus all about
<TekMounty> I think I'll have to go to a confessions, at the adaptive technologies expo, there was a 19 inch lcd screen just sitting there, I though to myself "If I ran out with this none of these disabled people could catch me"
<Helm-work> *sigh* ..i dont know what gets into me sometimes.. I get this "hey, my password says it expires today and i need to change it" "what do i change it to"? .... im like "how about tea-bagger"? "thats a good one" .. the accountant is like "yeah! easy to remember too"
<EazyCheez> I wonder if I can't unplug my 3 1/2"'s interface cable and use that with my old CD-ROM (Samsung) <RvLeshrac> EazyCheez: No <pupkick> samsung is radio shack for people with mental handicaps <EazyCheez> RvLeshrac: I can't unplug my floppy disk drive's interface cable and put it into my CD-ROM? <thrash-> EazyCheez: Try it... it won't fit. <feerit> EazyCheez: notice they arent the same pinout
-|Darky|ZzZ- Repeat Flood Detected Please do not repeat in # pack (Last & Only Warning) <|Darky|ZzZ> princess: Please do not repeat in #pack <princess> ack! not again! :( * princess says again, i am no fl00der ( <princess> :( <apekatt> that's just a sign that says you need to expand your vocabulary <apekatt> hehe
<Tridon> hate cold water * Tridon left the shower in a huff! <Iksion> tridon ah your willy has shrinked in cold water? <Tridon> this morning I had to talk him down, just so that I could take a piss... Now he's not even there any longer
<Hippie316> its HQ real media <Hippie316> that has to be like an oxymoron for the internet
Meredy31: Hackers is just the coolest movie :) Rann XXV: Indeed. n.n But only if you're not an actual hacker. But that's okay, because those people deserve to be annoyed. ^ ^ Rann XXV: A little payback for every system crash and virus-eaten file is in each hacker's scream of "DAMMIT IT'S NOT LIKE THAT!"
<spoob> drewb; it's been so long since I've had my cock sucked that I'm not sure it can handle less than one atmosphere anymore
<choconado> aggh...horrible no cut and paste in mirc :( <Saber> yes there is <Saber> by selecting the text it's automatically copied to your clipboard <Saber> you need to select from left to right <choconado> my version doesn't do that...it puts up a finger icon <choconado> oh wait... <choconado> dude...i've had mirc for two and a half fucking years, and i learn this NOW?!?
<mjvh> stupid loose ethernet connection. <Turbonutter> ducktape <Turbonutter> ducktape is the answer to all life's problems <Turbonutter> like beer. except ducktape rarely causes them in the first place. <zx64> ducktape is merely a physical manifestation of regexps <Turbonutter> it can do anything but is a pain in the arse to use?
<Christoph> Wuff will you tell Sara I'm not talking to her? -.- <turns> <Wuffypie> Sara, I'm to tell you something that you just heard Mind say anyway
<Tarage> I hate to update to things, they always make it worse <@Ixnorp> you're too pessimistic. I bet that if you jumped off a building you would expect to land in a truck full of pillows <anorexic_poodle> wouldnt that make it optimistic <@Ixnorp> no, because he would have failed to kill himself
<InvalidUser> Its like my Uncle Eric used to say, he'd say... "IU, lookit the ass on that guy" To which I'd reply, "I'm not gay Eric", and he'd say "Oh yeah, sorry bout that" and we'd laugh and laugh. Then he'd try to molest me.
<Spike> You know what I want to do? I want to go on eBay and buy all the souvenier pieces of the Berlin wall, then reconstruct it along the Mexican border
<Super_User_2> the very first time I practiced driving I scared the shit out of my dad. It was a manual transmission truck. I had it in first and tired to shift, but the timing on the clutch was fucked up and it just spun, but the pedal was lighter then I thought and I floored it. The truck sounded like it was doing 90 and my nervous laugh sounded maniacal. He just screamed "NOOOOOOOOOO!" as we moved about 1/2 mile an hour... he drove home.
<@puto|^_...> i went in the restroom to take a piss <@puto|^_...> then my fucking shorts snuck out of my reach <@puto|^_...> and fuckign snapped my penis up while pissing <@puto|^_...> fuckign pissed everywhere and on myself
< cygnus` > this girl broke up with me once < cygnus` > becuase i was sucking her tit < cygnus` > and i said it was to try and get milk to come out < cygnus` > and i started laughing like a retard
<@brosie > you know what sucks <@brosie > when you shave your ballsack <@brosie > and then get diarrhea <@brosie > and some of the poo gets in a cut you didn't know was there <@brosie > and you get gangrene <@brosie > in your nuts
<pres589> Chuffy, were you there? <ChuffyCow> pres589: yeah man <ChuffyCow> pres589: I was there <pres589> ChuffyCow: oh man, Charlie was everywhere, in the trees, talking about Richard Stallman, it was visious <pres589> or was that a LUG meeting I went to <pres589> same thing, it was fucked up <ChuffyCow> I don't remember <ChuffyCow> but we killed 'em all <pres589> fuck yeah we did <ChuffyCow> every last one of those GNUook motherfuckers <pres589> LOL
(Pixie_Pete): Care to join me in a little sven co-op? * ssmmdd fires up Sven (Dogsdinner): That's quite possibly the most homoerotic thing ever said in #TPNGC.
(+AeroBob): Ooh! New saying. "A Werthers Original is like anal sex..." (@Pixie|3554Y): They're both given by grandad? :O (+AeroBob): And, of course, both are best served hard.
(Louhi): mind u, I'm called "whats wrong with Cock teasers?" (Pixie_Pete): Are they like malteasers? * Waller buys a box of Cock teasers for Mother's Day as his mother's present
<herk> wait'll i put out my hip hop album <chrissyb0> i can see it now <chrissyb0> "Im herschel i get all the bitches i want, i can make a webpage with any font
<magoo> herk knows all about liquid saftey <herkit> i know where to buy new keyboards
<Raize> http://www.geekissues.org/quotes/?top <Raize> I got quoted in the top 50 IRC quotes of all time <jaguar> !quote <jaguar> !add quote <jaguar> how do u add!
<MissTika> how have you been? <Sage> Good, good. And you? <MissTika> oksy I guess, had a falling out with two of my " best" friends but other then that heh <Ne0_Rat> Tika has been arguing with her boobs again.
<SporkPrez> largo, whats it like being net-famous? <asr> whats net-famous? <largo[mt]> net-famous is when you get the all drawbacks of having computer geek fans who know about you, without any of the benefits. <asr> like groupies? <largo[mt]> no, you get those, but the rank smell takes awhile to get used to. <SporkPrez> like when you mix bleach and ammonia? <largo[mt]> I wish it were that pleasant.
<Wi|d-Ride> I'm madder than a 3 legged dog trying to hide a turd on a frozen pond.
<SpunOne> To The Taliban: <SpunOne> Give US Osama Bin Laden or we'll send your women to college. <nersh> To the US: <nersh> Leave us alone or we, the Taliban authorities would not hesitate to cut off America's supply of convenience store managers.
<Zarzig> If i had a cup of liquid nitrogen right now, i would drink it. <Zarzig> Granted my stomach would solidify and i would die in a matter of seconds... <Zarzig> but at least my underwear woulden't be so sweaty...
<CrazyLich> GET IN MAH PANTS <_Mantis_> ok <_Mantis_> but get out of my parking spot <_Mantis_> I dont care if its "your corner"
InVerSeX: I scanned my penis in a flatbed scanner once. The Spunn: did it hurt? InVerSeX: No, I didn't close the lid. InVerSeX: It was only a 14" scanner. The Spunn: Ah, so you couldn't scan the whole thing. InVerSeX: Exactly. The Spunn: I had to fold mine in half to fit it all on the 14" scanner, that's the part that hurt the most. InVerSeX: Well, I scanned mine limp and then used photoshop to get a stiffy.
<Fustard> i dont understand this commercial <Fustard> "SOBE YOURSELF" <Fustard> WHY WONT THE GOD DAMN DOOR OPEN <orion> because that guy was in sandlot <orion> and his career sucks so much even cold storage doors won't open for him
<L33t_Hax0r[no_job]> hey, i (illegdibly) wrote a pretty damn good essay in class today, with no grammarical/spelling errors to be seen <Mr_X> CHOKE ON YOUR LIES <L33t_Hax0r[no_job]> Mr_X : when i type i fucking spell and wahtever all fucking bad cuz i dont give a fuck' <Mr_X> ...
<Zuwadza> "When all you've got is a penis, everything looks like an anus." - Japanese proverb
(@MpTaNk) today, somthing on TV was going in slow motion, and my first reaction was "Damnit, the tv is lagging"