<@Drezdar> This summer I'm gonna buy a DDR pad. I figure I can kill three birds with one stone by doing this: 1) play a game, 2) exercise, 3) swear off heterosexuality for good.
* wrostek [~wrostek@HSE-Toronto-ppp296735.sympatico.ca] has joined #root <wrostek> can anyone tell me if its possible to get windows ME to boot to the command prompt and not load windows? <Varak> ask in #windows <wrostek> They dont know <Varak> big suprise <Varak> go ask in #cisco, they are really helpful with windows questions too <wrostek> ok thanks
<@Ded|> filled another glass of wine while I was at it <@Ded|> oh damn someone else just pulled up w00t party on <@oak> its me <@oak> i'm there to slap you for drinking boxed wine
barry: 41 pix til my cam rolls over barry: woo Eoghann: how many til it plays dead? Zaren: </rimshot>
<Sparky^> fucking perverts on Direcct Connect <Sparky^> downloading all my porn
<Drezdar> I am a white, supple 21 year old male from New York City. I enjoy the big life...when I leave my house. I enjoy computer games, PS2 games, Xbox games, Dreamcast games, SNES games, N64 games, GBA games, Genesis games, Amiga 500 games, C64 games, Atari 800XL games, and porn. I am very good at masturbation so I think I would be very good in bed. If you would like to meet me, email me or cyber me on AIM.
<Jess> can anyone even see what I am writing? <GoddessAmadeo|TheImpaler> no ... <Jess> OK <Mike> no jess, you gotta do it different <Jess> how can I then <Jess> ?
*** IlhMansiz sets mode: +o goTurkey *** goTurkey sets mode: -ooo ccg-afk da-away Drugh| *** goTurkey sets mode: -ooo IlhMansiz RavenL0v3 v\zzz *** goTurkey sets mode: +b *!*@undernet.org *** goTurkey was kicked by X (### MASSDEOPPRO TRIGGERED! ###) <v\zzz> IlhMansiz <v\zzz> if you op anyone here again you will be on perm ban <v\zzz> nuff said later in a prv window : <IlhMansiz> sorry <IlhMansiz> who is nuff?
-(+MinioN5000)- k -(+MinioN5000)- installing -(+MinioN5000)- oh shit -(+MinioN5000)- illegal operation -(+MinioN5000)- wtf * @Cuthbert calls the police
<rubio_> i'd be afraid of my penis shrinking <rubio_> to the point it looks like a clit <rubio_> the humidity here already fuxors with it! <SEoD> hehe good excuse <rubio_> hahahahah <rubio_> its embarassing when a stripper grabs it and stifles a laugh <rubio_> then pats you sympathetically on the shoulder <SEoD> hehe and puts money in your pocket <rubio_> hahahahah <SEoD> "go see a doctor"
<Methical> i need to get a 100 gig HD just for samples, then another 100 gig so that i cna back up everything <Entomorph> methical, I'll give you something that's 100 gig <thePoizon> hehe <thePoizon> ento swingin with ol' lazy thunder again <Entomorph> 'ol lazy thunder? <Entomorph> more like milimeter peter
<Macca_> hi all <Macca_> can anyone help me with uninstalling WindowsME, it hasn't been as easy as i thought it might be
<meiscoole:#pc> my ethernet card isn't lighting up and displaying physical connection. Any one have any idea why? <munky:#pc> broke ethernet cable <meiscoole:#pc> what is an ethernet cable?
Karl: do you think a lot of dust on a video card could make the display a bit blurry?
<Iluvatar> 217.136.168.137 <The_Cat> ? <Iluvatar> guess who's address that is <The_Cat> HOW DID YOU GET MY IP ???? * The_Cat kicks his useless firewall
<McEi8th> God damn it <McEi8th> I walked in on my mom last night sucking off my dad and I saw his dong <McEi8th> It was pretty sick <Pozzi> Dude that wasn't your dad... * Pozzi runs
<Random> Actually, I'm not the devil. I'm an interested third-party broker. Unfortunately, not being the devil, I can't change the size of your ass.
<Random> Yes. Your testicles, if not stopped, will slaughter the hapless opposition.
<Xaotika> if i ever start a band, remind me to call it MY ASS. <Xaotika> then you could all come watch MY ASS if we ever perform on stage. <Xaotika> MY ASS will rock your world. i'm sure.
<LabMonkey> ok riddle me this <LabMonkey> I open the pack of cigarettes <LabMonkey> pull out one <LabMonkey> pick up my lighter <LabMonkey> put the cigarette back in the pack <LabMonkey> then try to light my nose... <LabMonkey> What the fuck, over.
<StrScream> jeremy: as long as you're going postal, can you find out why I haven't gotten any mail for 3 days?
<StrScream> my pants are back up, after almost no downtime in the last 2 years.
<Starscream> uh <Starscream> i just accidentally told my credit card company i was smoking crack <Starscream> shit.
<octal> i think meeting lots of cute/etc. girls is easier if you're deaf and thus can tolerate raves.
<Random> "You're so sweet, and intelligent. What's your name?" "Jeremy." "Isn't that male?" "Yes." "AAAAH STAB STAB STAB STAB NEVER STOP STABBING I HATE YOU KILL YOU KILL MOMMY KILL KILL." <--- Online lesbians are fun.
<gldnmean> I always thought "The sound of one hand clapping" would be good zen masturbation slang
<nwinter> well, there are solutions to getting rid of nads, eric. <nwinter> i have a fork and a rusty corkscrew. let's do it.
<jorm> fuck freedom. freedom is for weenies. <jorm> COOL people want to be oppressed.
<jorm> if you have to ally yourself with a subculture that likes bad music and shitty drugs, you might as well go with the one where you're more likely to get laid.
<Stuckie> I had to sit through the Sound of Music for TWO FRIGGIN weeks.. bloody school shows... probably why I've cracked... lol <Stuckie> The hiiiiiills are aliiiiiive with the sound of **BANG!!** DIE YOU BASTARDS!!! **BANG!!**
<SimonB> .se servers have been quite stable lately <luna_s> ok so swedish servers are the best ok ok ok <SimonB> I like webgiro <luna_s> demons fine most of the time <luna_s> until a pissed up engineer spills his can on a router <SimonB> :D <SimonB> until? its more of a rule than an exception
<Danelope> This contract doesn't involve sodomy, does it? <harb> actually <harb> damnit
<BigTongue> man, look at this slut on the price is right... bob barker is having a viagra attack
<_orion> I love escelators, they can never break, only temporarially turn into stairs
<yuu_> Am I lagged? <el_wado> hard to tell, maybe you're just slow <yuu_> feh <el_wado> try responding to this: are you gay? <yuu_> are you not funny? <yuu_> how about just pinging me.. that would be simple <el_wado> hmmm your delay could be interpreted as lag or underlying homosexual tendencies -> [yuu_] PING [yuu_ PING reply]: 1sec <el_wado> 1 second - I suggest blatent homosexual
<Art`> Howabout you hold your racquet like your cock? <Saccy> You mean double-handed?
<Saccy> My password is alpha numeric. <Strife> Well mine's a mixture of numbers AND letters.
<Don Ravioli> you hear about [M]? <Xav> you mean about how it's full of rampant homosexuals? <Xav> yeah i heard, bad news man. <Don Ravioli> haha <Don Ravioli> why bad news?
<Aegis> Dude this chick said she wouldn't give me head because she doesn't do that <Vyse> They still make those?
<Keeper> ooooh, another dead mouse <Keeper> I think it was a radioactive mouse too, cos as soon as the mousetrap snapped, the TV reception died for a second <Deke> keeper has mice? <Keeper> not anymore :P