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#10947 [ + | - ] 467
<@Drezdar> This summer I'm gonna buy a DDR pad.  I figure I
can kill three birds with one stone by doing this:  1) play a
game, 2) exercise, 3) swear off heterosexuality for good.
#10946 [ + | - ] 279
* wrostek [~wrostek@HSE-Toronto-ppp296735.sympatico.ca] has
joined #root
<wrostek> can anyone tell me if its possible to get windows ME
to boot to the command prompt and not load windows?
<Varak> ask in #windows
<wrostek> They dont know
<Varak> big suprise
<Varak> go ask in #cisco, they are really helpful with windows
questions too
<wrostek> ok thanks
#10945 [ + | - ] 232
<@Ded|> filled another glass of wine while I was at it
<@Ded|> oh damn someone else just pulled up w00t party on
<@oak> its me
<@oak> i'm there to slap you for drinking boxed wine
#10943 [ + | - ] 327
barry: 41 pix til my cam rolls over
barry: woo
Eoghann: how many til it plays dead?
Zaren: </rimshot>
#10942 [ + | - ] 721
<Sparky^> fucking perverts on Direcct Connect
<Sparky^> downloading all my porn
#10941 [ + | - ] 555
<Drezdar> I am a white, supple 21 year old male from New York
City.  I enjoy the big life...when I leave my house.  I enjoy
computer games, PS2 games, Xbox games, Dreamcast games, SNES
games, N64 games, GBA games, Genesis games, Amiga 500 games,
C64 games, Atari 800XL games, and porn.  I am very good at
masturbation so I think I would be very good in bed.  If you
would like to meet me, email me or cyber me on AIM.
#10940 [ + | - ] 201
<Jess> can anyone even see what I am writing?
<GoddessAmadeo|TheImpaler> no ...
<Jess> OK
<Mike> no jess, you gotta do it different
<Jess> how can I then
<Jess> ?
#10937 [ + | - ] 495
*** IlhMansiz sets mode: +o goTurkey
*** goTurkey sets mode: -ooo ccg-afk da-away Drugh|
*** goTurkey sets mode: -ooo IlhMansiz RavenL0v3 v\zzz
*** goTurkey sets mode: +b *!*@undernet.org
*** goTurkey was kicked by X (### MASSDEOPPRO TRIGGERED! ###)
<v\zzz> IlhMansiz
<v\zzz> if you op anyone here again you will be on perm ban
<v\zzz> nuff said
later in a prv window :
<IlhMansiz> sorry
<IlhMansiz> who is nuff?
#10931 [ + | - ] 449
-(+MinioN5000)- k
-(+MinioN5000)- installing
-(+MinioN5000)- oh shit
-(+MinioN5000)- illegal operation
-(+MinioN5000)- wtf
* @Cuthbert calls the police
#10930 [ + | - ] 301
<rubio_> i'd be afraid of my penis shrinking
<rubio_> to the point it looks like a clit
<rubio_> the humidity here already fuxors with it!
<SEoD> hehe good excuse
<rubio_> hahahahah
<rubio_> its embarassing when a stripper grabs it and stifles
a laugh
<rubio_> then pats you sympathetically on the shoulder
<SEoD> hehe and puts money in your pocket
<rubio_> hahahahah
<SEoD> "go see a doctor"
#10928 [ + | - ] 56
<Methical> i need to get a 100 gig HD just for samples, then
another 100 gig so that i cna back up everything
<Entomorph> methical, I'll give you something that's 100 gig
<thePoizon> hehe
<thePoizon> ento swingin with ol' lazy thunder again
<Entomorph> 'ol lazy thunder?
<Entomorph> more like milimeter peter
#10926 [ + | - ] 219
<Macca_> hi all
<Macca_>  can anyone help me with uninstalling WindowsME, it
hasn't been as
easy as i thought it might be
#10925 [ + | - ] 408
<meiscoole:#pc> my ethernet card isn't lighting up and
displaying physical
connection.  Any one have any idea why?
<munky:#pc> broke ethernet cable
<meiscoole:#pc> what is an ethernet cable?
#10924 [ + | - ] 60
<Knorki666> is solaris fully linux compilant ? or unix maybe ?
#10923 [ + | - ] 186
Karl: do you think a lot of dust on a video card could make
the display a bit
blurry?
#10918 [ + | - ] 307
<Iluvatar> 217.136.168.137
<The_Cat> ?
<Iluvatar> guess who's address that is
<The_Cat> HOW DID YOU GET MY IP ????
* The_Cat kicks his useless firewall
#10916 [ + | - ] 297
<Random> Lesbionic? What's that? The six-million-dollar gay
woman?
#10915 [ + | - ] 550
<McEi8th> God damn it
<McEi8th> I walked in on my mom last night sucking off my dad
and I saw his dong
<McEi8th> It was pretty sick
<Pozzi> Dude that wasn't your dad...
* Pozzi runs
#10914 [ + | - ] 765
<Random> "Mosh pit. Well-concealed tazer. Hours of endless
entertainment."
#10913 [ + | - ] 163
<Random> Actually, I'm not the devil. I'm an interested
third-party broker. Unfortunately, not being the devil, I
can't change the size of your ass.
#10912 [ + | - ] 205
<Random> Yes. Your testicles, if not stopped, will slaughter
the hapless opposition.
#10911 [ + | - ] 137
<Xaotika> if i ever start a band, remind me to call it MY ASS.
<Xaotika> then you could all come watch MY ASS if we ever
perform on stage.
<Xaotika> MY ASS will rock your world. i'm sure.
#10910 [ + | - ] 1210
<LabMonkey> ok riddle me this
<LabMonkey> I open the pack of cigarettes
<LabMonkey> pull out one
<LabMonkey> pick up my lighter
<LabMonkey> put the cigarette back in the pack
<LabMonkey> then try to light my nose...
<LabMonkey> What the fuck, over.
#10908 [ + | - ] 311
<StrScream> jeremy: as long as you're going postal, can you
find out why I haven't gotten any mail for 3 days?
#10906 [ + | - ] 48
<Helly> My sister is Jewish by injection, dammit!  I
mean...uhhh
#10904 [ + | - ] 345
<StrScream> my pants are back up, after almost no downtime in
the last 2 years.
#10899 [ + | - ] 107
<StrScream> there is definitely not NEARLY enough dick being
licked.
#10894 [ + | - ] 593
<Starscream> uh
<Starscream> i just accidentally told my credit card company i
was smoking crack
<Starscream> shit.
#10893 [ + | - ] 217
<octal> i think meeting lots of cute/etc. girls is easier if
you're deaf and thus can tolerate raves.
#10892 [ + | - ] 484
<Random> "You're so sweet, and intelligent. What's your name?"
"Jeremy." "Isn't that male?" "Yes." "AAAAH STAB STAB STAB STAB
NEVER STOP STABBING I HATE YOU KILL YOU KILL MOMMY KILL KILL."
<--- Online lesbians are fun.
#10890 [ + | - ] 593
<gldnmean> I always thought "The sound of one hand clapping"
would be good zen masturbation slang
#10889 [ + | - ] 120
<nwinter> well, there are solutions to getting rid of nads,
eric.
<nwinter> i have a fork and a rusty corkscrew. let's do it.
#10883 [ + | - ] 262
<jorm> fuck freedom. freedom is for weenies.
<jorm> COOL people want to be oppressed.
#10882 [ + | - ] 179
<jorm> i want to get laid. look out, world.
#10881 [ + | - ] 299
<jorm> it will be my favorite thing until i remember that i
have a penis.
#10880 [ + | - ] 287
<jorm> if you have to ally yourself with a subculture that
likes bad music and shitty drugs, you might as well go with
the one where you're more likely to get laid.
#10879 [ + | - ] 509
ZangTT> the earth IS flat. it just stuffs its bra.
#10877 [ + | - ] 318
<Vod> that sentence is even more screwed up than even mine
usual are
#10869 [ + | - ] 623
<Stuckie> I had to sit through the Sound of Music for TWO
FRIGGIN weeks.. bloody school shows... probably why I've
cracked... lol
<Stuckie> The hiiiiiills are aliiiiiive with the sound of
**BANG!!** DIE YOU BASTARDS!!! **BANG!!**
#10868 [ + | - ] 124
<SimonB> .se servers have been quite stable lately
<luna_s> ok so swedish servers are the best ok ok ok
<SimonB> I like webgiro
<luna_s> demons fine most of the time
<luna_s> until a pissed up engineer spills his can on a router
<SimonB> :D
<SimonB> until? its more of a rule than an exception
#10862 [ + | - ] 364
<Danelope> This contract doesn't involve sodomy, does it?
<harb> actually
<harb> damnit
#10860 [ + | - ] 919
<rds|squall> im italian plz help me
#10859 [ + | - ] 158
<BigTongue> man, look at this slut on the price is right...
bob barker is having a viagra attack
#10853 [ + | - ] 837
<_orion> I love escelators, they can never break, only
temporarially turn into stairs
#10852 [ + | - ] 143
<yuu_> Am I lagged?
<el_wado> hard to tell, maybe you're just slow
<yuu_> feh
<el_wado> try responding to this: are you gay?
<yuu_> are you not funny?
<yuu_> how about just pinging me.. that would be simple
<el_wado> hmmm your delay could be interpreted as lag or
underlying homosexual tendencies
-> [yuu_] PING
[yuu_ PING reply]: 1sec
<el_wado> 1 second - I suggest blatent homosexual
#10848 [ + | - ] 253
<Art`> Howabout you hold your racquet like your cock?
<Saccy> You mean double-handed?
#10846 [ + | - ] 802
<Saccy> My password is alpha numeric.
<Strife> Well mine's a mixture of numbers AND letters.
#10844 [ + | - ] 188
<Don Ravioli> you hear about [M]?
<Xav> you mean about how it's full of rampant homosexuals?
<Xav> yeah i heard, bad news man.
<Don Ravioli> haha
<Don Ravioli> why bad news?
#10842 [ + | - ] 1833
<Aegis> Dude this chick said she wouldn't give me head because
she doesn't do that
<Vyse> They still make those?
#10837 [ + | - ] 237
<Keeper> ooooh, another dead mouse
<Keeper> I think it was a radioactive mouse too, cos as soon
as the mousetrap snapped, the TV reception died for a second
<Deke> keeper has mice?
<Keeper> not anymore :P