<Falcon> bk is your name turd mcturdburger. fuck you. <bk> what why did you just go off on me <bk> when we are clearly best friends for life
jd1seeker: ok heres the the problem ... ive been seeing this girl for like a year now and i think shes getting bored of me ... we havent gone out or done anything fun in months , all we do is sit home and watch movies... so what i need help with is what should i with this girl , meaning bring her somewhere fun so she dosent think i a total loser .. TripleZero: Stick it in her butt, that always brings new excitment to the relationship
Gr8Hamster: what's the thing I type to see the commands the ftp can do? Jeff: ? Gr8Hamster: there was a thing I thought that you could do that would show the commands you could do with something..... Jeff: ? Gr8Hamster: nevermind Jeff: dude, it's a question mark.... type a question mark :-D Gr8Hamster: oh.. OH! :(
<MP|Pooty`Shocksbitch> ok we are going to make one up <chibi> 24hrs or something <MP|Pooty`Shocksbitch> and stage it <chibi> k <MP|Pooty`Shocksbitch> the next thing i say u say "count me in" <chibi> k <MP|Pooty`Shocksbitch> im going to take a dump on your face <chibi> count me in <MP|Pooty`Shocksbitch> rofl <MP|Pooty`Shocksbitch> GENIOUS <chibi> indeed <chibi> help if you spelt genius right :D
@(camo) erawtic: any chance of getting pussy? @(camo) lol @(camo) just tell her: "i got a better play to see... a puppet play... now unzip my pants and say hello to mr. helmethead" úúú Topic: rew sets topic [ten bucks says camo has no game. oh wait, whos dumb enough to bet against that.] @(diffuse) camo: that wasnt even funny. @(diffuse) at all. @(rew) hence my topic. @(erawtic) camo jesus @(rew) if i had said that in front of real people i would have gone 'im really sorry im going to leave now, dont worry about calling me' @(diffuse) yeah no shit.
<davidc> we will set you up a refuse where you can make PHP5 if you ever have to flee the country! <[Rizz]> start a fund "bring zeev to the UK" <@Zeev> I'd rather die than make PHP 5.0, thank you :)
<Cuban Atlas> See, Zeir, FD is smart..He ops himself the moment he enters <FD> This way I can abuse the power faster <Polo> That's the American way <FD> Damn right
<Atlas> Wouldn't it be easier to sneak a gun in, shoot Ben, and STEAL BEN STEIN'S MONEY!
* Spoon casts Wall of Silence *** Spoon sets mode: +m <Goku> why? <Spoon> Because exo went insane <Goku> no, he just brought his insanity up to another level * Sentinel checks.. *** Sentinel sets mode: -m <exogen> THERE'S BUTTER ON MY FACE! *** Sentinel sets mode: +m
<kas> did you getta message from Mike last night? <kas> he msged you on aim <SDMF> he msged me? <kas> i put in big bold letters <kas> JOHN ITS MIKE LETS CYBER NOW <kas> and yur roommate answered <kas> and was like who's this <kas> and ize like <kas> Johns cyber boyfriend, Mike <kas> is he there? <kas> i wanna cyber sooo bad <kas> yur roommate blocked me or signed off
<@j0no> tigerbot_hesh: These are not the brains you are looking for. Move along. <tigerbot_hesh> shouldnt that be droids? <@j0no> You don't really need droids, do you?
*** Sipx (Dan@ip68-1-162-251.ri.ri.cox.net) has joined #aol <kas> do you enjoy cox? <Sipx> hm <Sipx> its OK <Sipx> not really though <Sipx> im in rhode island. <kas> is cox big in rhode island? <Sipx> yes, it is
<Locke> Thats three nights in a row I've been awake and glanced at the clock and seen 3:14 and thought "Hahaha, it's Pi Time. Man Pi Time, how lame, I can't believe I thought that"
<+Genome> the next version of mirc should support 3D visualisation plugins like winamp <%Yukanojo> wtf would you visualize with mIRC? <+Kumaneko> text rate? <+Genome> FAGS PER SECOND
urban13eatnik : I wonder. is there a feeling when you see a woman in porno and you're sure that she's someone you know? BeHeMoTh101 : yes urban13eatnik : what is it? BeHeMoTh101 : it's called IKNOWDATBITCH
TX Luder : dude TX Luder : i just had a genius idea TX Luder : m&ms frozen in ice cubes TX Luder : just think of it man TX Luder : your sucking on ice TX Luder : then WHAM TX Luder : m&m
HiTtHiS2002 : i'd drive by with all the neons on... and guys everywhere in a 1/4 mile radius would run to the nearest bathroom to nut one BeHeMoTh101 : who needs a bathroom BeHeMoTh101 : that's why god invented pants
<Joe_> <DarkVeng> if you wanna just be a yesman, there are thousands of jobs in corporate amercia that have better hours and better pay for less work <-- where are they? <Technogeek> Enron.
<Xellchiri> BFS, I have a message for you <BloodFromStone> A message for me? <BloodFromStone> From whom? <Xellchiri> Darthie <Xellchiri> "May you be cursed with the flatulence of a rabid camel." <BloodFromStone> Xell: Hrmm... I find myself uninjured by her attacks. =P * Xellchiri rolls 1d20 :: 8 <Xellchiri> yeah, she missed
<Jubei301> So I walk into the room with the cat on my shoulder, facing backwards, and my stepdad is trying to watch TV, and I step in front of him, point at my cats ass, and say "ARG! shiver me timbers, its me one eyed parrot" and he laughed for a long time....my mom was just staring at me like im some kind of pervert. <Jubei301> What? doesnt everyone use their cats brown-eye for their punchlines?
* Basil|ArFr was promised a BJ from a member of the opposite sex if he gets a C in Literature. <Fozzie> I've heard of parents giving gifts for good grades, but this is ridiculous!
<Zorix> this room... heh.. its so immature <ichibod> fuck off dicklicker <Zorix> bite me fucktard
<astroDZ> i brought back marlbro 100s <astroDZ> a carton of them to smoke <astroDZ> i was told that were was enuff tar in 1 pack , to zip up all of freebsd and openbsd <astroDZ> anyone care to confirm?
<mag8|iron^^> I really want to masturbate. All of my friends are doing it. But there is a problem: I am a Roman Catholic, and my religion considers it a sin. I want to do it one time where should I do it, and how can I make it the most
<Birk> Since you know, you get to choose a name when you are pope <Birk> If I ever became pope I would choose the name Perri. <Birk> So then people would call me pope perri, and they would be forced to laugh whenever saying my name.
<ZackSmurf> ur a gay cs whore rnt u skratch <[-FeC-]sKratch> other than the gay and whore part, yes
HolyViper7: it could be worse :P Ebyan: It could be better HolyViper7: everything could be better Ebyan: everything could be worse HolyViper7: not oprah HolyViper7: she cant get any worse.
<Spooky42 > was taking a bath with my son the other day.. and he said.. daddy why is my penis different than yours?.. and i said.. because yours isnt erect <Ize > eew
<MEEPY> COULD SOMEBODY HELP ME!? I WANT TO PLAY DOOM2 OVER NETSCAPE, BUT CAN'T FIGURE IT OUT. I LOAD THE IDSOFTWARE SITE IN NETSCAPE , THEN START DOOM2 AND JOIN A MAP BUT I NEVER SEE ANY PLAYERS? IS IT JUST THAT THEY ALL LOOK LIKE MONSTERS? IF THAT'S THE CASE, I THINK I'M REALLY GOOD!!
<pplante> it doesnt seem to be getting sent to the client <pplante> hmm what to do what to do <omega> beat your head repeatedly with a steel post. <pplante> tried that <pplante> it didnt solve the problem though <omega> do it harder, it will solve mine. <pplante> die
<FagStone> DOES ANYONE HERE KNOWHOW TO DISABLE CAPSLOCK ON A LOGITECH CHORDLESS DESKTOP M#34256 KEYBOARD?
<freshmint> SHE is teen pr0n in the flesh <freshmint> Too bad she's fucked in the head
<EuRaSiAn`GuY> If Someone query's me typing #Channel, and there in a channel i have ops in, how do i auto ban them? <@netwerk> thats stupid <@netwerk> go sit in the corner and think about wat you just said
<hybridy2k> how do i give ppl ops with a certain level <@netwerk> rephrase your question in english before i find an axe and murder your parents
<@netwerk> the kill i sent to nickop lagged so much that it killed me instead <@p00mint> HAHAHA
<CompuMan> The tragedy of Canada is they could have had British culture, French cooking, and American technology, but instead they got American culture, British cooking, and French technology.
<netwerk> who the fuck are you and what do you want <mahone> ý want met you speak bat ý from en turkey <mahone> end ý can t gut speak en englesh
(+aileur): man you guys rock (+aileur): killed 120 people in a wedding (@SeeDee): news here says 20 (+JoeYoung): eh? (@headc4se): well they're canadian cd, so using the metric system (+JoeYoung): metric people (+JoeYoung): 1 standard person=6 metric people
<Gr1nR> I tell girls...\"I need a file - but its stuck in this archive named PANTS.ZIP - what should I do???\"
<Harrit> dv you arround? <Bionic_6> digital video it all around us <Bionic_6> it's in the air u breathe <Bionic_6> the water u drink <Bionic_6> the unconcisous girl u fuck <Bionic_6> everywhere <Harrit> dv8... you still around? <Harrit> smart ass
<Antifuse> christ it's hot out today too <Bionic_6> yea <Bionic_6> sweating like pedophile in a playground