<Mormi> Fucked my girlfriend up the ass last night... <Sp[A]rK> no shit... <Mormi> Well... some..
<Cosmic_Bard> King-Bob: You're about as articulate as Johnny cochrane, born an epilleptic claustrophic retard, in a small room with a strobe light.
* Shi-chan beats Tino down <Shi-chan> DIE <Tino> haha * Shi-chan takes out a spoonn <Shi-chan> DON'T MAKE ME USE THIS <ilifin> there is no spoon
<Cosmic_Bard> I've been caught masturbating before, by my mom. Dosen't sound quite as bad as that, but it was embarassing nontheless. Ysee, it was to those dancing girls in Duke Nukem 3d. The ones that'll only flash you if you hit the spacebar and duke goes "Wanna Dance?" and "Shake it baby!" I think that's what alerted my mother. <Cosmic_Bard> So now I always turn the speakers off when I masturbate.
<rumorf> Any horny ladies from idia? <micah> Where in the %@!@% is idai? <dlphoto> It's where idiots are from.
<Cuthalion> I figured out why I'm not getting mad chixorz. <majesty> ? <Cuthalion> My humours are off. I need more blood and vitriol and less bile and phlegm.
<Bearsy> hehehe... you dont really NEED pants.. they're just a nice to have <rik0> i only have them for the pockets
<HankMcCoy> I am so fucking h0nry today, I don't know what's wrong with me. It's like someone is licking the crotch of my voodoo doll.
adam_afe > I just got a nice email from the most beautiful woman in the world :~) adam_afe >Laura!! :-) Urthworm_afe > what does she say? adam_afe > err.. adam_afe > "Fuck off and stop emailing me you stupid worthless gimp."
Nikki_afe > Russian biscuits are nice :) Snaar_afe > Nikki: hm, i can't remember anything special about them Snaar_afe > Nikki: i'm not sure if there is such thing as russian buscuits :-) Snaar_afe > maybe it's just a rebranded dry dogfood :-, oPless_afe > "russian biscuits" = potatos
<Spengler> you know what? <Spengler> the matrix would have made a really shit movie if he took the blue pill.
Brianetta_afe > There's this other girl, who says she "values out friendship but..." Brianetta_afe > and this continues: Brianetta_afe > "... I wish it was more." Josh_afe > lol, she's talking about your co...oh, never mind.
mike_afe > Linux manuals should have a section at the end showing a linux geek what to do in the event of sex. Not a complete sex manual but just some basic instructions. Nikki_afe > 'Leave computer, it is not required'
(@MpTaNk) one time, I wanted to call someone and their number was on my computer, and my first reaction was to cut and paste it to the phone
<CWO_LEADER_XPUNK> He wants to be klined, I dont wanna know if thats a sexual thing or what
<Pr3tent1ous> hey <Pr3tent1ous> If I pretend I'm female <Pr3tent1ous> can I be an opper?
<mode> during cyber sex you quiz your partner to see how intelligent they are <HOTTIE_309> ok <HOTTIE_309> quiz me <HOTTIE_309> quiz me
<darklugia> ssj10trunks@msn.com what kind of internet service do you have?<misty11> internet explorer
<MpTaNk> my mom was telling me to do a whole bunch of stuff at once and my first thought was to tell her to stop flooding me
<Kwyjibo> the vector keeps throwing an exception when using std::vector<Texture*> <Kwyjibo> when i insert () <hanzwurst> throw it back ;) <Kwyjibo> hey <Kwyjibo> this would a add a new meaning to the word "class struggle" ;)
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<SlemJack> diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie!'... till you can find a rock.
<Noisedragon> hey chris <Noisedragon> C H R I S <Noisedragon> bind h "flickoff" <Noisedragon> hhhhhhhh
<Jag> I think I'm going to print out the Kama Sutra and label it "TFM" so I can leave it laying around work. <Jag> Not really, but it would be terribly amusing <ender> Jag: ROFL! * ender ponders what the lotus position has to do with X tunneling, but honestly, after reading TFM for a couple minutes, all of a sudden I don't really care about X tunneling.... <Jag> Ahh, here's the section on tunnels... oh my.....
<rworks> But seriously, I wish Steve Jobs would accidentally drag himself to the trash can.
<latexslut> i bet u are thinking of ur hard rod being teased my this wet slut don't u? <Godrod> No. I am thinking of filing a restraining order against you to protect my dick from your H.I.V. shit.
<trev-> but guys, he's pushing technology to its limits. hes revolutionizing the internet as we know it <trev-> you should all be thankful <spoon> trev- : you fucking consultant <spoon> stfu
<clemmy> DarkFader: warning! reading of this line triggers a hidden routine in your brain and you will forget some of the information stored there <clemmy> DF: it worked, right? <Costis> cl, ahahahahahahahaha <DarkFader> what did work? <clemmy> DF: I knew it would <Costis> cl, ahahahaha! good joke :D <DarkFader> WHAT?
<Brainded> can anyone help me with a ppp problem? <mustang> you have a stutter and you're trying to urinate ?
TheGimpiestBean: i hate people.... EwwDontEatThat: heh EwwDontEatThat: i hate penis EwwDontEatThat: i mean people
<[ryan]> nah when i first saw porn of any kind i was like "man, that must get boring after a while" <[ryan]> then i went back to programming heh <shea_> when i first saw programming <shea_> i was like <shea_> "man, that must get boring after a while"\ <shea_> then i went back to porn
DiamondbacksNo1Fan : Heh. DiamondbacksNo1Fan : Theoretically, the human brain could act as quite the processor. Eluorn : Theoretically. can_of_mtdew : yeah, but a processor can't act like a human brain DiamondbacksNo1Fan : We're talking in the terahertz range. Eluorn : You plug your brain into a computer then plug it into the wall, and try to run Unreal Tournament 2k3 Eldoran : Err I dunno... Eluorn : Blam. Instant South American dinner.
<d4d5d6>anyone interested in beta testing a virus that i just compiled? <|89|> hell yeah I Have Finished Sending File virus01.exe to |89| <d4d5d6> open it |89| has quit IRC (quit: computer - dead) <d4d5d6> haha what a tool
corpratewar: gah, why would somebody encode a song @ 28kbps arkain88: Thats so small it could fit through a condom.
<nikki> can you tell me what a clitoris is because someone is asking me about mine and I don't know what the hell it is
<Xellchiri> I crave RP in which guys do not get pregnant. <Xellchiri> Oh wow, the paper just got here <UndeadFromStone> Wha? <UndeadFromStone> We generally avoid that sort of thing. @_@ <Xellchiri> what, the newspaper?
<reflexive> WHAT'S COOL ABOUT THIS JOB <reflexive> IS THAT I GET ALL THE COFFEE I WANT. <reflexive> ehehehehhehehe. <|reptile|> coffee blackens your teeth, taints your breath, and thrashes your nerves. <reflexive> ...where's the downside?
<Saktoth> I hope blackthorn takes over brittania and institutes a new regime of laser lights and techno music
<tigerbot_hesh> "Knuckles of Fury" on amazon? heh heh <MikeyPain> I actually got mine in the mail from him <MikeyPain> some of the pages were stuck together though
<Twid> ha ha, startrek.net dsl is now available <Twid> living in parent's basement required
<orion> i'd rather pull their addresses and braid a friendship bracelet with their spines and intestines <jestuh> <wondering if pen would accept that quote> <orion> <wondering what the stomach lining looks like draped inside-out over someone's skull>