<Giuslaien> hi!! <Giuslaien> I am dj of the brasil I have you vary music with Latin interferences. <Giuslaien> do I like to change music, some kindred dj of changing music? <Giuslaien> are you of where? <Giuslaien> which your name?
<caspah> I woke up <caspah> half on the couch <caspah> half off <caspah> with no clothes on <caspah> and a condom next to ther couch <djcrom> used? <caspah> yeah <caspah> BUT <caspah> my gf left last night <caspah> she went to a friends <caspah> my gf wasn't here <Vapno> was your ass sore? <caspah> actually yeash
<@djcrom> she looks like shes about to giggle, then strip naked and wail away at her clit with a hammer in a sweaty, bloody session of demented masturbation <Insolence> damn that's what my mom looked like when she found a porno in my room
<djglitch> my house is full of doctor's mask and water bottles <djcrom> house party? <djglitch> yea, hehe
<MrFreeze> !google turkey+baster <drug|THC> http://am-i-pregnant.com/homeinse.shtml <djcrom> see, my bot rocks
<@PikaChan> the four greatest numbers in existance: 13, 69, 666, 1337 <@PikaChan> man, it'd be cool to have the phone number 1-337-666-1369 <%ragna> pika, you thought long and hard about that didnt you? <@PikaChan> yes i did
<Parc[Cleaning]> I'm starting to worry about my memory :-( <Parc[Cleaning]> I was walking along, and it struck me that I had to go to the bathroom. So I went to the place, unzipped my pants, and then realized I was standing in front of the trashcan o_O
<[S]evered> UT has shit framerate <[S]evered> how do I fix it? <stoldark> [S]evered: i believe UT has an uninstall option
<[S]evered> man, diego, how fast would a 2 60 gb hds ata raid setup be? <stoldark> rpm? <[S]evered> 7200 <stoldark> what kind of raid setup? <[S]evered> yes <stoldark> mirroring or striping? <[S]evered> connected
<^Amber^> LEAVE MY ILLETERATE ASS ALONE! <^Amber^> I didn't spell that right did I?
<Tharivol> once I had to write something on the computer on paper.. <Tharivol> i hit ctrl-c then... <Tharivol> my brain sorta got jammed in neutral
<InSaNe-CON> how do u put irc always on top ? <@arc|hw> ctrl alt del twice *** InSaNe-CON (diamond81_@vdsl-130-13-138-107.phnx.uswest.net) Quit (Ping timeout ) *** InSaNe-CON (diamond81_@vdsl-130-13-138-107.phnx.uswest.net) has joined #r <InSaNe-CON> umm alt cntrl delete restarted my computer <@arc|hw> you must have pressed something wrong
<Sco0ter> kelly osbourne is hot <Eficent> i would hit it <Carface> I would hit it <Carface> In the face with a sledgehammer
<Alvie> we have too much fun in #ops <Gandalf> yes its a very professional environment <Gandalf> hmmm <Gandalf> there is a difference between #staff and #ops though <Gandalf> an example you ask? <Gandalf> no problem! <Gandalf> ops: <Alvie> concering my sack and his chin <Gandalf> staff: <Arathorn> I thought that ICMP message types offered a reasonably well thought out protocol for tracerouting
<Sir Mordred> I was a real bad mo'fo in high school <lancelot> do you play chess Mordred? <Sir Mordred> Yeah I used to play a few times a week
<lurtz_the_orc> i did not know how stupid someone can be that actullay read LOTR so right know i do not know
<MadMax> press the Alt key. <MadMax> Once. <MadMax> press the left arrow key <MadMax> Once <MadMax> press the down arrow key <MadMax> then you should get a list... <MadMax> ? <MadMax> that works for me at least.. <Altariel> that takes me into the tools menu <MadMax> which left are you going 8p <Altariel> oh fuck
<AgentSmith> It seems you have been leading two lives, Mr. Anderson. In one life, you are Robert Anderson, assistant cook at a Jack in the Box in Mesquite....in the other...you go by the chat alias "Randerson"...spreading homosexual propoganda, lying, and being a generally immature pest... <AgentSmith> One of these...has a future. <Randerson> LMAO OMFG where's the phone, I have to tell Dean about this <AgentSmith> How can you use the phone when you cannot...speak? *** AgentSmith sets mode: +m
@eliaz`medal): i have broken two of my erm (@eliaz`medal): foot things (@eliaz`medal): extensions (@eliaz`medal): those little thigns on ur feet (@eliaz`medal): 5 on each :: (@eliaz`medal): :/ (@eliaz`medal): dunno name (@Ched): toes?
<@[DO]-Fury-SLeep> fuck yes <@[DO]-Fury-SLeep> my ace of base is done downloading
<normaliamnot> u ppl here about this building, i think it called, trade center, or big trade center or something? <normaliamnot> it broken
<avalach_> "not even i", that is so arrogant and deluded. "look at me, i'm so pretty, it's a MIRACLE i've not been raped yet!"
<Undine> So he dumped her, "Nothing about sex should remind you of a cauliflower"
<F|ashboy> im on a cable so how do i packet them <F|ashboy> is cable a fast connection
<phiber> advice: dont call a girl ugly when you have your manhood in her mouth ;/
<daniel> Scoobi Doo == communist regime funded propaganda used to infiltrate capitalist pop-culture to instill a low rate change in american ideals, they always said they'd take us over without firing one gun
(@Sin-away): have to ask Night about Trigger^ (@Sin-away): he doesn't talk (@Archon`): how come he doesnt say anything? (@fragge): dunno he's never told me
(Psy`): Skins tell crespo when he comes back (@Skins): hopefully he has brains to read topic (@Skins): actually i best wait
<me> reeteth are thou who in the name of reetness and uber, shephards the unreet through the valley of vodness <me> for he is truly his fggt's brother, and the finder of lost danistanis, and i will strike down upon thee with great hax0rness and furious reetness, those who attempt to get root and pwn my brothers, and you will know my name is hp, when i lay my hax0r skillz upon thee, heh
<FOCK> god damn <FOCK> every fucking one of these clients blow <FOCK> ugh... unknown internal command (/me) <rude> hahah <CIA> ./action <rude> dude, throw that trash out <FOCK> i need to lay the smackdown on this fucker <rude> /ctcp #chan action :stuff <FOCK> no BitchX for BeOS <rude> maybe you don't need the : <FOCK> *ANGERRRRRR* <rude> what're you doin' on be? <FOCK> no wonder this os hasnt taken off, no decent irc clients
<Ragnarok> i kinda like that <Ragnarok> i dig the natural look <haole> then you'll be quite pleased with her crotch afro <haole> it looks like a 70s blaxploitation extra
<evad> speaking of fucking sheep.. <Vod> what would you know about fucking sheep? I bet you don't even know about the making the right slits in your wellington boots to put their back legs down so they can't get away?
(gENERIC) who the hell came up with the word twat? (gENERIC) that's the suavest thing i've heard next to love-tunnel
<treph> I have my computer <treph> and <treph> no job. <treph> > i <treph> You are carrying: <treph> a computer <treph> no job