griffjon: yay, I only had ~8k hits from .mil this year! ameyer: why does milwaukee get its own tld? jali: to keep them away from us
<nerd> my wife installed IE7 <nerd> because she felt like it <ct> where did you bury the body?
<Albides> I was insane before I used the internet... I was confused after I used it. Then horrified as I found out about things like dolphin sex and furries.
<RobotJunk> How do I use dBase III database with more that 255 fields in a table? <teHr0k> Change out of your parachute pants and get in your 1986 Dodge K Car and drive to the Airport, while listening to Duran Duran on the radio. Lastly, catch a Flight on Braniff Airlines to the 21st Century.
<Thunder> I seriously gotta upgrade my computer, I'm scared that my comp will blow up if I click the wrong tile in minesweeper D:
ArmAndLeg03: I need to think of a better gay-bar name ArmAndLeg03: I mean, "Dick's" works for now, but still Mazuki Projidy: haha Mazuki Projidy: well you could use... Mazuki Projidy: Manhole Mazuki Projidy: it's an actual gay bar (remember from The Most Disturbing Conversation Ever?) ArmAndLeg03: I remember ArmAndLeg03: But I like Dick's better than Manhole, unfortunately ArmAndLeg03: Though Manhole was a gay dance club Mazuki Projidy: oh whatever ArmAndLeg03: I could use that for the gay dance club in my story lol Mazuki Projidy: Dick's isn't a good name for a gay bar Mazuki Projidy: I know what to call it Mazuki Projidy: "The Mouthful" ArmAndLeg03: ...Evan ArmAndLeg03: I hate to say this ArmAndLeg03: But you are a fucking genius
<Static> uhh... wow, my mom walked up and saw that I had three windows open in firefox: Incest Wikipedia Entry, Republican Party (United States) Wikipedia Entry, and a Guide on Becoming an Evil Overlord <Static> she just looked at me and walked away
<__20h_P9_> DOS is the OS of the future. <__20h_P9_> It doesn't suck. :P <spaceinvader> __20h_P9_: but it dosent have a decent windowing system <spaceinvader> and no dos dosent suck, it blows <spaceinvader> Is there anything that dosent suck or blow? <__20h_P9_> Feminists
Lamesauce: Good god Lamesauce: There's a Pimple Congressional Meeting going on on my face. Lamesauce: I think they just passed a bill...
<@pygmy-> I say we just have ICANN create a new TLD, .bot, for all Windows machines...
<Vision> you never know the true meaning of pacman til you are underaged driving around after curfew with an expired license plate and a broken tailight
<TMH_> does anyone else find that they are in a fuckton of channels <TMH_> and they only actually care about two or three <jmx> define a fuckton? <Thuryn> ten times a buttload <LPF> that's a metric fuckton
annonymous: there is this post on the IMDB board asking if saw III has any nudity because they want to know if they can take their kids to it
TriPod11: bush ain't THAT bad...he kinda knows what he's doin idaredbeet08: Please, Monica Lewenski had more President in her than George Bush ever will.
<Gostie_hungover> the worst thing about having been drunk on irc is that you don't get any blissful ignorance about the things you said the night before <Gostie_hungover> you just scroll up and there it is
<splosh123> Just a question if anyone knows... How many wind power mill things do you need to power... say... Brisbane <dazzawul> thousands <dazzawul> and they will be noisy <dazzawul> and push australia to the west
< niblr> the Geneva Convention really should prohibit the forced rewriting of Ruby code into PHP < niblr> it's an inhumane torture... and I'm being subjected to it, one little piece of code at a time
<ZombieKing> best way to get rid of a client with dial-up, told them to install service pack 2 and call back
<dorkling> I think after four years I've finally managed to make my schools watch list <dorkling> during the club fair today I found an empty booth and set up an 'I Hate You Club' <dorkling> Stole some others clubs sign up sheet that was blank and someone elses diorama board and stuck some stuff about hate being theraputic <dorkling> I actually had about 9 people signed up when a teacher came over and told me that she needed to confiscate everything I had <dorkling> then she noticed the notes I was taking for an essay (on abortion) <dorkling> one of them just happened to be a printed wiki article titled in bold letters 'Back alley abortions' <dorkling> and she starts to take it from me <sekoku> dorkling: Did you tell her that abortion was for another teacher? <dorkling> I did when she started to take it
<Ainslee> does anyone here use a computer that much that they find it physically painful to write after a while? <MellerTime> Ainslee: you mean, on like... paper?
<ComputerNap> if you burn something at a lower speed, it doesn't read slower, does it?
depletedsoul: Dam, my in car CD player has broke!, ive been forced to use the dreaded tape deck, gosh it sounds rubbish. Anyone wanna buy me a new cd changer?, cheers. Boonjam: tapes are shit ninav: i don't really like tapes but i gotta use them for french and german ¬_¬ ratnerstar: Make sure you keep them separated or pretty soon all your tapes will be German.
<Ben> I love the internet. <@Reb> ... <Ben> You can ask your girl friends about their problems <Ben> Play xbox for 20 minutes <Ben> Come back, say "Yeah you're right..." <Ben> Then go play some more xbox. <@Reb> ...You son of a bitch that was me! <Ben> REBECCA? *** Reb sets mode: +b Ben*!*@*.* *** Ben has been kicked by Reb (Asshole)
<Delanushorse> Dude, I was eating a chocolate bar in my kitchen the other day, when my mom walks in <Delanushorse> I was like "it's like an orgasm in my mouth" and my mom says "oh, believe me, you DON'T want to know what that tastes like". <Delanushorse> I guess she realized what she said, because she walked out really quickly. <Delanushorse> :(
NBnate14: GOD DAMNIT MY ROOM MATE IS MOONING ME NBnate14: AND HE WONT STOP MikeGinn440: kick his ass literally NBnate14: damnit it's like live goatse
dan: i need a serious, business-type description of a blog null: Unprofitable.
<jtripp> I own a few sites and one of them sells baby products. A couple of weeks ago a customer ordered a gift for her sister and asked that it be shipped directly to her sister's house. <jtripp> Well it turns out that she gave me the wrong address. When I called her to get the correct one she said her sister would call me. Unfortunately UPS returned the package before the sister called. <jtripp> So, I reshipped the package out to the correct address but there were UPS fees for returning and resending the package. When I phoned to tell the customer here is what she said to me... <jtripp> "I'll never shop online again, this is too much of a hassle. I had NO IDEA the right address would be so important." <jtripp> What!?!?!?
<nyk> i need a floppy disc, anyone know where I can get one this late? <Vulcan> walmart maybe, its open 24 hours. <Jordan_M> i know some mexicans that are hardcore tech guys that could get you a floppy disc <nyk> so you both say walmart?
BluECliQ: believing that Mcafee is going to protect you from hackers and viruses is exactly like believing that republicans can actually protect you from terrorists
I Concordia I: would you kiss a dude for your life? paintballa265: I for one choose death I Concordia I: you wouldn't kiss a guy over dying? paintballa265: Like what are we talking here paintballa265: How you kiss your mom paintballa265: or how i do?
[glr] anyone who have this one:ǧÓðúQ¤ò¿Ú¤ËÒ§¤¨¤¿ÈÕ¡© by kazuki tomokawa? [Red Faux] >_> [Red Faux] ǧÓðúQ¤ò¿Ú¤ËÒ§¤¨¤¿ÈÕ¡© [Red Faux] I love that song.
<RedSkyinWinter> I used to want to date you, back when I was a failure. <RedSkyinWinter> ... <RedSkyinWinter> ...not implying that the two coincide in any way.
<Ninja_P> Okay, I just watched a guy puke in a glass, then drink it again <DragonAtma> Congratulations, you now know how congress operates.
<zealo> I need sleep.... <zealo> I went to take a crap and took off my shirt instead of my pants <zealo> I actually sat down before i realised what was wrong
<Zio> man, I keep expecting my room to fill up with jews <Jace> eh? <Zio> it's an oven in here!
<tom93> you know you watch too much porn when you start to recognise the MALE pornstars.
<dan> I really like this girl <hannelore> Sneak into her room late at night <hannelore> And play a hypnosis tape <dan> hypnosis would be the shit <dan> I could start dating girls instantly <dan> and if I wanted to break up with her, I could just snap my fingers
<Comrade> Dude, so the other day after school, this crazy evangelical lady randomly came up to me. <Comrade> So she was tryin to get me to convert to Christianity and I just ignored her. But I only caught the last few words which were, "Jesus is in all of us!!" <Comrade> So in an attempt to get her to go away, I said, "Lady, if Jesus was in me I would file charges for rape."
<BeaVer> why does my wife have to work nights <BeaVer> :/ <broken> because the milkman's wife works days <BeaVer> true <BeaVer> but all the strippers work at night as well <broken> hence the balance in the universe
<sd> I was once trying to explain to an exec why his account would never be absolutely secure. <sd> Me: "If somebody wants your account information badly enough, he's going to get it. He doesn't have to hack the system, he can just get it from you." <sd> Exec: "That's crazy, I'd never give anyone my password." <sd> Me: "Imagine you come home and find someone's broken in. He's got a gun to your daughter's head, and he tells you he's going to shoot in ten seconds if you don't give him your password. What would you do?" <sd> Exec: [long pause] ... Which daughter? <sd> To this day I still don't know if he was joking. But I no longer use that example.
<Twisten> Generalised question. <Blue> Answer. <Twisten> Was I talking to you!? <Blue> Ah, comedy gold.
Doug: Dude... the funniest thing just happened. I was looking for this smart guy that I know on AIM and his name is Russell... And I almost accidentaly IMed you instead. Russ: how do you block someone? Doug: You're probably using a Mac... I have no clue
Yogo: i hate stupid people!!!!! Yogo: stood in the queue at a self service checkout Yogo: guy infront scans a bottle of milk and looks at the screen, a message pops up and an automated voice say "please place item in bagging area" Yogo: he looks at the screen, then tries to scan the item again Yogo: and again, "please place item in bagging area" Yogo: so his wife looks all confused, grabs the milk and.... Yogo: tries to fucking scan it again!! Yogo: i was almost in tears Yogo: i think these machines should be build so if it has to tell you what to do 3 times a small arm should pop out and remove that persons reproductive organs!
<Jim Kuhn> I just think it is silly that if I live in certain states in a 'free country' that I am not allowed to even read a poker forum. <DrSavage> What gave you an impression that you live in a free country? <bigalt> fox news
<Mithandir> it's interesting how much you can tell about the designers of a product by looking at the end result <Mithandir> for instance I can clearly tell that whomever thought it was a good idea to have "exit program" and "suspend computer" buttons on a keyboard didn't have cats
<APC> I steal from the automated checkout all the fucking time now <APC> Well, I still pay <APC> I just lie about what I bought <APC> for instance <APC> 2 pounds of bananas costs less than say, 2 pounds of hustler and playboy
<Shadow> what the fuck <Shadow> my moniter just went black <Shadow> then came back on <&Aphrodite> You're lucky <&Aphrodite> I heard normally they never go back
<jamariquay> I never understood the need for people to kill for their religion. Then I remembered, "Wait. If Optimus Prime tells me to gack someone, that fucker's going down."