<phatmike> i want hard boiled eggs <phatmike> why is that? <Dayv> Your body is craving extra fat and protein. <Dayv> Obviously, you are preparing for mitosis.
ilsa: well i suppose calculus isn't rocket science and some people can't do that... MistrE: calc is nearly rocket science CuriosCat can do rocket science CuriosCat: it's easier than calculuc CuriosCat: caalculus
<DJTodd> Which is gayer? Pokemon or Pro Wrestling? <LarsC> wrestling. <Amoeba> Wrestling. <jt`> wrestling. <[prone]> wrestling.
<ggeyton_hewitt> <_git_> hey folks, what does @ mean in front of someones nick? <ggeyton_hewitt> <thorn``> The @ symbol identify's the channel operators.. Chops have extra commands for control of the room <ggeyton_hewitt> <_git_> does it mean that persons is a sad wanker who spends his life on irc, has no real friends, and prefers to chat on here than in a pub? <ggeyton_hewitt> it's funny cos it's true <Syncope> lol <Syncope> very true <Syncope> :/ <ggeyton_hewitt> `deop <Syncope> `deop
<DJTodd> My sister in law once asked me if it counted as sex if she fucked some guy but didn't kiss him. <DJTodd> She's a real brain.
<Syncope> kris's birth certificate was an apology letter from the abortion clinic
<Mr_Ed> I need to get a dishwasher.... but where the fuck will I find a whore like that
<neurotik> huhuhu i think steamed chicken is disgusting but i wouldn't consider myself steamedchicken-o-phobic <neurotik> therefore i wouldn't consider myself homophobic either
<hobophobic> one of my biggest aims in life is to break a wog's cherry <hobophobic> cos that means i got there before her dirty wog dad did
<ruumis> ahhh, nothing nurtures a productive workplace enviroment like fresh paint fumes. <ruumis> I am in flavor country.
<mrfy> hmm. my title choice was questioned <pembroke> what title did you ask for? <mrfy> software zymurgist <mrfy> "I was curious, since 'zymurgist' usually has to do with the chemical fermentation process in the production of wine. Perhaps that's a term also used in software, and I apologize for having second guessed this if that is the case."
<midi> I wonder how hard it'd be to piece together clips from hogan's heroes into a mentos commercial.
<ChibiLion> i think girls should have the right to show as much or as little of their own body as they want.. <EnZeRuMei> so if there any girls in this nice yet weird chan PLEASE for men's sake DONT EVEN PUT CLOTHES ON ( thongs allowed ) ( Only pretty girls ) <ChibiLion> thats not what i ment >.<
<Mick> bolsh... you are my favourite guy on this channel! <bolsh> same. <Mick> HAHA..I MEANT FAVOURITE TO FANTASISE AND WANK OVER! <bolsh> same.
<czg> you're not gary larson <Nekroe> czg... how the fuck do you know? <czg> because I'm gary larson
<than> the makers of m&ms used to claim they didn't melt in your hands <than> which was clearly bollocks <than> they also melted when I clenched them betwixt my buttocks
<RPG> Grrr <RPG> Whenever I need someone, they are not to be found. <scar3crow> i must be around a lot
<Fern> dag. some guy in NY hit 19 people with a buick regal. I wonder if there's some sort of bonus round for that.
*** gamingsloop0r is now known as sloop <@sloop> parents <@sloop> fs <@sloop> when u leave home remember this important lesson <@sloop> on a sunday <@sloop> when ur not doing anything <@sloop> phone them <@sloop> or <@sloop> they will phone u when ur busy <@sloop> and expect a 1 hr conversation <@ronindm> well it is fathers' day <@sloop> oh shit <@sloop> brb making a call
* hals masturbiert zu: Mudvayne - dig <shawnporn> is that german? <hals> it is <shawnporn> germans masturbate to some weird stuff
<RyMon> You see the new heatsinks on thinkgeek? <Crash> I have one right here... it's so cold against my skin, I could just put them all over myself and stay cool anywhere! <RyMon> There's no sink that disipates stupid, man.
<Straylight> THIS JUST IN: Never trust your 9 year-old daughter with a babysitter named "Penishead McMurphy" <Straylight> you cant trust those Micks
«@MegaFrogg» wow... these spammers sure are subtle «@MegaFrogg» [%] added [GIVE_ME_UR_PUSSY] (*! *getrjtjty@203.135.12.*) to the Shitlist
<XvRickH> is an oc3 connection like...2 T3s combined? <Goetterdaemmerung> 3. <Goetterdaemmerung> hence oc-"3" <XvRickH> so could I combine like 2 DSL lines and make like...an DSL2 or something?
<Delver> also it has been shown that the more woman are exposed to sex the higher their antibody count against disease <strung> so sex is good for fiting disease? <strung> ill use that excuse next time
<grey`> how much do cheek clenches help ass shape? <grey`> i need to firm up my ass <grey`> like i'm always clenching to tunes in winamp, i'd like to think its effective
<zita> hi im a 17 yers old girl from norway,i have birtday too day <meyou> 17 year old girl from norway? doesn't that mean you're a 43 year old man from the U.S. ?
<un2> should i just settle for a bmw? <Gen`Aku> settle settle?!?!?1 <Gen`Aku> don't use the word settle and bmw in the same sentance <Gen`Aku> unless it's about the dust settling <Gen`Aku> BITCH
<Celery533> I have single handedly programmed applications which corporations have purchased from me. * LS * Maur prefers to type double-handedly :)
* zebra does the menstrual blood dance <Slvrchair> zebra: your dances scare me. <zebra> You should see them in person. <zebra> It could be worse. <zebra> I could give you the menstrual blood lapdance :P <Slvrchair> ew, no :P
<spineshank> come to my city, everyone who isn't white smells, and no that isnt a racist comment either
<vidividividi> kristen dumped me <greggyhot> oh NO! <vidividividi> i cant believe it <vidividividi> i JUST bought her a 300 dollar necklace!!! <vidividividi> at least i can count on all of you for support *** vidividividi has been kicked by krassproduction (get the fuck out of here, you cheap jerk)
<Nutter> This is what our secretary just said on the phone <Nutter> "Hi, got Anal Fire Brigade on the phone for you..."
:TheDude: why are some Vhosts not traceable while some are traceable? :TheDude: NetAdmin.irc-chat.net :TheDude: is one from a whois
<tirloni> drolp, I was going to get a XP1900+, then a bill suddenly got in my table. Then I moved to a XP1500. Another bill, Duron. By the end of the month Iwas looking at the prices of a p133mmx <aq> pharcyde: are you running a window manager? <tirloni> now I'm happy with my calculator
<GoodScrat> how's the humanoid with the wet crotch doing? <Zygote-> and hill billy slang <Zygote-> haha <Zygote-> you mean my wife?
<Ven> Fuck <Ven> This is a long shot, but <Ven> has anyone seen the pinout for the 4-player connector for the CPS2 arcade system? <Ven> Oh fuck! <Ven> I bet it's in my D&D Mystara manual
<GoodScrat> my gf is twice your age <db-x> goodscrat, twice is about the time i get her in a week <GoodScrat> to do what, change your diaper?
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