<Rance> i'm right next to a gateway country... i should walk in with my powerbook :)
<Rance> so... i'm driving to cedar rapids today <Rance> and i'm feeling a little frisky... <Rance> so i start cranking one off in the car <Rance> and it's really kind of funny when you... achieve your objective, and you wind up laying on the horn... and it's blaring for like 1/4 mile <Rance> so now the next time i hear someone going down the road with their horn going for no reason... i'll know
<+Sonikku> 10 PRINT "_Bobbi_ is a PROGRAMER!" <+Sonikku> 20 GOTO 10 <@dixon> Sonikku: what is that ? assembly ?
<Bikky> I've been staring at fserves so long I don't know whether I need a shit or a haircut
<aqela> YES! ùíù mode/#mandrake [+v nomercy] by level <aqela> my linux came <aqela> yes! <[Mosher]> did yah get any on you ?
<Anton> whooops <Anton> I was just talking to a girl on msn and she stopped replying so I said I wanted to fuck her in the ass to get her attention <Anton> then her little brother just said "soow y anton i have stolen my putta zar is npot bein wude shell brb"
<tom> did you hear about the magic tractor? <tom> it went down the hill and turned into a field!!! <ReAc> :/ <dave> did you hear about the magic tom? <dave> he went down the hill and I stabbed him in the face
<Grumbledook> my mum told me off for saying fuck in front of her <bodhi> hmmm <bodhi> my dad bollocks me for saying piss in the house <Grumbledook> :P <dave> my mum told me off for shitting on a plate and putting it in the fridge
<Balli> the kid in the middle of the pic is getting his ass fingered <Balli> look at his face <jaunty> balli.. thats me, cockmonger
<Balli> I know a few sluts like that <BadMojo> yeah <BadMojo> welcome to germ city <BadMojo> "hi, could I take your order please?" <jaunty> this bitch needed her kneecaps reconstructed because she spent to long on them <BadMojo> "Yeah, I'd like a lay with a side order of herpes and a super-sized case of the clap, please"
<Fetch#acknak> 19 apache processes <Fetch#acknak> I think maybe your mail server has a problem ;) <karlitoX#acknak> are those forked or threaded <Fetch#acknak> karlitoX: does it matter? its a mail server ;) <karlitoX#acknak> it's a mail server with aspirations! do not stifle it's creativity
<marius_#acknak> Prosecutors, quoted by the Associated Press and Reuters, also said the man was carrying a CD-ROM in his baggage that contained a training programme for fighters wanting to wage "holy war." <marius_#acknak> I wonder if this training program is based on the quake engine.
<Ez> School books are fun to sell. <Ez> and will be forever <Vazagi> Isn't sort of like selling crack? Rots the mind and so on...
mike_afe > [John's dad is sick of waiting. His son has been in 'that bloody bathroom' for nearly two hours. Finally, his temper snaps; he kicks down the door to discover his son knealing infront of the 68000 data manual.] mike_afe > "Ah! Shut the door dad!"
mike_afe > I just watched Wild Wild West. What a turkey. I chose it over The Water Boy and The Thin Red Line. What a dick. This reminds me of the time that Moretom came back from the shop with an Atari ST under his arm...
mike > What do they send you if you send those penis enlargement companies some money? mike > "No pill, no pumps. Simple exercises you can do at home.". I have a feeling I am probably already doing whatever it is.
<pr0k> I could do it when I was like 15, however, the pleasurable sensation of having a mouth on my penis was completely cancalled out by the sensation of having a penis in my mouth.
<TheTheory> I only have two exams left this semester <TheTheory> Math (easy) and English (WERY easy)
*dpk* man, i need to start taking cocaine. *dpk* i keep getting winded waling up stairs *necroid* you should just start smoking *necroid* it'll make it worse, but at least you'll have an excuse
<person> jezabel's perrrty hot.. <Coolblunt> the reason obsie hates jez so much is cuz i think ralph said she was hot :) <steebis> obsie is a tubby bitch too <steebis> its called jealousy <Coolblunt> in baseball terms if jezebel is home plate obsie is out in the parking lot somewhere
<OhioJoe> Steempy, you mentioend an automatic swich box.. I have a chrome box that has a switch on it too, with coax connecters on eitehr side, with a switch on it.. that is a manual switch box? <God-Zilla> nah, thats a prostate stimulator <neogeoMAN> I have one of those wired to my tinfoil hat. <neogeoMAN> I can switch the aliens on or off.
<Night-hen-gayle> I gotta go. There's a dude next to me and he's watching me type, which is sort of starting to creep me out. Yes dude next to me, I mean you.
<+Sheri> *gasp* I neverrrrrr <@LabMonkey> the fuck you didn't, I videotaped that shit
<Sarkazein> i was STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN drunk <Sarkazein> and she wanted me to rub her clit <Sarkazein> talk about fucking effort <Sarkazein> i was ready to pass out <Stu_pid> from rubbing her clit?
<moira> Ibet I could play my lungs like a harp if they weren't stuck insdie my body
[Chocolate_Jihad] ahh depth perception she is harsh mistress [Chocolate_Jihad] so much good but at such a great cost [Darkure] you mean to your dignity? [Chocolate_Jihad] unfortunately
<HailBrak> "Oh shit! I got the shoe! I'm so invincible! Oh! Eat it, you bitch! You don't understand! I got the damn SHOE! It's the shoe! And look at how cute I am with my stupid plumber head poking out of the wind up sock! I am the cutest invincible shoe rider ever! Mario! Mario! He's in the ULTRA green SHOOEEE!"
<cognac> i've discovered some serious design flaws regarding the human body! <cognac> you see, we got two or more of almost all body parts.. <cognac> like ears, eyes, arms, legs, fingers, toes ++ <cognac> however, for the things that we REALLY like to do, like eating and fucking, we're only equipped with one tool <cognac> or perhaps my discovery is just the answer to why we like oral sex and why "american pie" was made?
<happy> i have problems cooking on the stove, because i run into my room to chat on irc or somehting, and it catches fire
<Adrxelna> Besides, I can't go directly to sleep after playing a game. My heart beat goes WAY up when playing AO or AC or DAoC or EQ
<Stain> when i was 8 i still thought girls were the enemy. Now, 12 years later, i'm fucking one. <HailBrak> stain: an 8 year old girl? <Idioteq> WITH A KNIFE
<blazed> yeah, what do you guys do when nobody is watching you? <PMonk> roll my boogers into a ball and play with them, measure my dick with a tape ruler, chew my toenails.. <princealbert> try to suck my dick.. im making progress <heurist> clamp the area between my asshole and testicles with my fingers, the 'taint' as its often called, then i jerk off.. when im about to ejaculate, i can delay it for like 10 secs, then it flies across the room.
<maywood> Has a PC ever been known to start mysteriously working after it was thrown out a window? <kevin> Nope, I've never known throwing a PC out the window to help. However, what I did find while I was working at my last job was that intimidation *does* work. When I was having a particularly bad day, I used to take some old equipment that we wouldn't have been able to sell outside, and go Office Space on it. Then, I'd bring the carcass inside, and leave it in plain view, to serve as a warning for the other computers. It worked remarkably well.
<GC> i bought new disposable razors <GC> they have two blades each <GC> i am astounded <xen`> my mach 3 has 3 blades <GC> and it costs more <xen`> meh, it works good <xen`> i can shave my asshair and my face and not have to go through 5 razors
<Ryk> the world would be a lot better place if more chicks were giving up the buttpussy.
<bishun> dont get fresh with me <hydro-> but i'm using the all new summers eve douche <hydro-> it says i can be fresh whenever i want
<Mat> all chicks are whores, they just charge differently <Tippytoes> mat do you have a girlfriend? <Mat> what do you think ;) <NuTCAsE> i havn't heard him use the word bitch recently <NuTCAsE> so i'm going with "no"
<wokness|homework> Without the powers of Vi ---> (Me: "Cute girl with you go out with me?" Her: "No.") <wokness|homework> With the powers of Vi ---> (Me: Cute girl will you go out with me?!" Her: "Yes.")
<undrewb> I keep telling you, you can come work for me <MMouse> what would i be doing? <Tippytoes> cleaning his house <undrewb> delphi programming :) <MMouse> urgh <MMouse> would i have to learn delphi?
<Ryk> one of my favourite passtimes spotting boobjob scars. <Ryk> nothing sexual about it. just like to beat the airbrush.
<Finno> Elton Johns tribute toJohn Denver, he reworded Johns Classic, Annies song - "You Fill Up My Cessna"
<Afterglow> tom what's the wallop command for mirc? you know? <relapse> slash onotice i am gay
<jamesm> good porn would be a chick taking it up the arse while configuring a dns server <jamesm> the guy could do a zone transfer to her secondary <jamesm> if you know what i mean