<Twisty> Fkn ETG banned me for 24 hours :/ <Twisty> TOok me forever to get back on :( *** Twisty has quit IRC (Killed (AdminServ (Insecure Connection (Type Insecure HTTP Bounce - Port 3128) - for help to get your security fixed plz go here: http:// help.enterthegame.com/services/security.htm)))
<mindlace> i ate a pig that had probably been tortured its entire life before finally being put out of its misery in a festering pile of its screaming kin. <space> i mean, part of the fun of having a pet is being able to interact with it
<Falkonn> okay...now make the logical connection to this----> <Deciheximal> No household is complete without Jesus... He's on call to beat the wife when the husband is away.
<jebs> haha i thought the dude on this ad said 'MORE OF THE WORLDS MOST TERRIFYING MULLETS' <jebs> but he said moments
<f48u10n7> this dude I know was sleeping with this girl, and she had really long hair. so he gets up in the middle of the night to take a crap, and he finishes his business, but when he stands up, he feels a tug--turns out his turd is attached to his rectum via a long hair. he had to hobble over to the sink to get scissors <taylah> what <taylah> okay <taylah> im confused <nimh> f48u10n7: that's happened to me before <f48u10n7> see, he must have swallowed some of her hair in the night <nimh> i've pulled one of my ex's long hair outta my ass before <taylah> haha oh <taylah> my <f48u10n7> i'm glad I only sleep with bald chicks <`Benny`> that's the most disgusting thing I've heard in a long time and I'm in here a fair amount of time <taylah> god <PunkRawk> like outta yer asshole nimh? <aem`key> f48u10n7 lol <aem`key> :) <nimh> right out <nimh> i felt it as i tugged it out <nimh> i even called her over to take a look at it <nimh> i was like, "cait, this is your fault." <nimh> she was like, "what, EWWEWWEWE!" <nimh> and ran away screaming <f48u10n7> yikes <f48u10n7> anyway, my point was, that's kinda like spidey shooting webs from his ass
<kipozo> motardo: Lindows is installing from my D: but it's looking under my A:.... looks like windows too much already
<glossolalia> oh well, the way I see it, the chances of me being smacked in the head by a meteor or accidentally being killed in a gang war are pretty slim, especially with my new-found love of drinking JD while chatting on IRC
<Anarchos> my penis is 6.5" long, so my long distance relationship must be no more than 5" away.
<MiakaYuki> Chillicha- you'd be better off finding a nice girl to ride, wouldn't you? <chillicha> i am a girl <MiakaYuki> Exactly.
<johnnY> ???????////// <johnnY> ?????//////////////////////////////////////////////// /// <johnnY> ?////////////////////////////////////////////// <johnnY> ????////////////////////////////////////////// <johnnY> ????????????///////////////////////////////// <johnnY> ?????///////////////////////////// <johnnY> \///\/\/\///\\\//\/\/\///\\\/\/\\\//\//\\/\///\\\/\/\ / *** Sn00kie has joined #pk <johnnY> \/\////\\///\\///\\\///\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\ \\///\\\\///\\// <pKfoster-ibx> SHUT THE FUCK UP <pKfoster-ibx> SHUT THE FUCK UP <pKfoster-ibx> SHUT THE FUCK UP <johnnY> dude <johnnY> it was my cat <johnnY> ... <pKfoster-ibx> SHUT THE FUCK UP <pKfoster-ibx> SHUT THE FUCK UP <pKfoster-ibx> SHUT THE FUCK UP <pKfoster-ibx> SHUT THE FUCK UP <pKfoster-ibx> SHUT THE FUCK UP <pKfoster-ibx> dude thats my cat <pKfoster-ibx> sorry i went to take a piss <pKfoster-ibx> the cat comes in and types SHUT THE FUCK UP <pKfoster-ibx> i cant help it.. sorry dude
<Rach|Dressing > i just had the yummiest shower <Rach|Dressing > it was nice and hot <Fentom > ....damn it people prove that your hands ARE ON THE KEYBOARD after that comment
<AsylumXKP> Yeah no advertising. (This message was brought to by ANALSEX.COM! ALL ANAL ALL THE TIME!)
<Valvados> Words cannot express just how much Joe Hisaishi ownz me <Vicious> how about "Joe Hisaishi is gay" ? <Valvados> YOU TAKE THAT BACK YOU THUNDERING MORON <Vicious> MAKE ME YOU BLATHERING DOLT
<leena> has anyone heard of the lord of the rings <Serge_of_Aruni> NO, WHAT IS THAT? <Serge_of_Aruni> IS THAT SOME CARNIVAL GAME? <Serge_of_Aruni> WITH BOTTLES AND HOOPS?
<Hito> Golden showers, fecal, fisting, bondage, S&M, cock-pumping, beastiality, dead people, babies, women, children, men, stuffed animals, trees, etc. <Chubbzilla> ¤¦Hito¦¤ nice weekend planned
<Shuichi> "YEAH, IRAQ IS NOT LETTING US HAVE ITS OIL. WE WERE FUCKTARDS FOR RELYING ON OIL CONTROLLED BY THEM WHEN WE WERE talKING PUBLICALLY ABOUT FUCKING THEM OVER, NOW IT IS TIME TO FUCK OVER ALASKAN BEAUTY BY TURNING IT INTO TEXAS NORTH. YOU ALL LOVE ME, I AM A BAD WITTLE BOY. signed, Dubya."
<Shuichi> but i'm an optimist <Slick_Wil> so glass half full then? <Shuichi> are you implying i have a drinking problem Slick_Wil?
* Valvados pulls out a random Indiana joke <Valvados> HEY <Valvados> Why doesn't Kentucky slide into Tennessee? <Valvados> BECAUSE INDIANA SUCKS
<AsylumXKP> WTF? <AsylumXKP> http://www.goats.cx is no longer the most mentioned URL in this channel
<dn> i'm not sure i could ever endure a d&d session, i'd fall asleep <Valvados> Not if its a DnD orgy <Valvados> WHOOHOO, I ROLLED A NATURAL 20! THE PALADIN HAS TO TAKE OFF HIS LOINCLOTH
<JinBOT2000> beware <JinBOT2000> or I will reveal my BIGGEST CREATION <JinBOT2000> <")3 <JinBOT2000> A CHICKEN <JinBOT2000> IN ASCII <JinBOT2000> Dare you test me, boy?
<TTX> How do I change my name in here?... <Naoki> type /nick yournick *** TTX is now known as yournick
Quits: The_Rinoa (Local kill by Wilko (one big fat chanwhore sitting on #ffonline, one big fat chanwhore sitting on # ffonline, and if the big fat chanwhore, was accidentally anally brutalised by a /kill, there'd be 0 fat chanwhores sitting on #ffonline. BOOYA!))
<Tantalus|RO> No one can resist hot monkey sex <Tovart> Except hot monkey females with a headache.
<Allen_Schezar> Poptarts is kinda like Popstars but with much more punch, flavor and, oh yeah, sex appeal and intelligence :D
<Nev|Away> When did I pick on you, you ugly little horrible turd? <Nev|Away> Give me your lunch money.
<Neris|triggermehappy> Well, if you count the number of times ive been cyber-uNFed , half the population of ffo would be in jail =P <Locke> Telling you to fuck off doesn't count as uNFing.
<Seren> I've seen so many penises, but I swear, the minute some guy you don't know takes his pants off in a classroom environment and is all happy about it ... you almost shit yourself. <melusine> Happy happy? O_o As in "Teacher, my still life is moving!" happy? O_o
<Chubbzilla|UC> AVATARS <Chubbzilla|UC> OMG NO <Chubbzilla|UC> THEY WILL USE UP MY UNLIMITED BANDWIDTH <Boko> ok <Boko> i'll turn them off then
<Hito> This girl at school asked me a really wierd question today. <Hito> "What's the best ecperience you've ever had while masturbating? Explain why. After, tell me what the worst experience you've had masturbating is, and explain why." <Jin|Cool> I got that once as an essay question on my SAT. <Jin|Cool> Mostly why I got a 1200.
Valvados (~Draco@12.21.190.1957) is now known as Valv|Nekkid <Valv|Nekkid> My roommate is giving me the strangest look.
<Hitokoei> Last year, I was at my friends and we were playing truth or dare in Boys vs. Girls style, and the girls dared all of us to jack of right there in front of them. <Hitokoei> And even worse than that, we did it... <Hitokoei> For $30 each. <Hitokoei> I got made fun of though...they said I jacked off funny.
<Gorilla> all the other kids got cool sutff like "Air!" "Earth!" "Fire!" and the poor little Indian kid kinda sheepishly whimpered at the end "....heart...." <neored13> They should've given him Metal. <GKSetzer> he could be like a glam rocker <Zephy> oh yeah. then he'd have been gary glitter. <Zephy> "AIR" "FIRE" EARTH" "PAEDOPHILE"
<AgntBukk> I played grand theft auto 3 the other day. <spacetwin> how was it! <AgntBukk> I beat up some chick. <AgntBukk> and then I kicked her repeatedly in the head until she died. <spacetwin> haha <AgntBukk> so, all in all, I was happy with the experience.
<a> i wish i had some vr goggles or something <Loc-Dog> a: for porn? <a> so nobody could tell i was playing games <a> games being interactive porn <Loc-Dog> a: they'd be able to tell when you pulled out the "joystick" to manuever your "character" in the "first person shooter" <a> Loc-Dog: i use the keyboard.
knobsthebear: How the hell did Korea find time between StarCraft and Diablo II to make it this far into the World Cup?
<Phettachu> cherry coke - letters at the end = herry cok LOL LOL LOL LOL <Phettachu> GET IT HERRY COK?!? HAIRY COCK?!?! <Phettachu> LOL <Phettachu> maybe only gays get it
<dt--> womb- im a big proponent of enviroment conditioning the youth <wombrood> dt: 'environment,' for future reference <djthrush> also, believing that something is true does not make you a 'proponent' <djthrush> 'proponent' is closer in meaning to 'advocate' <dt--> im aware of its meaning <dt--> but thanks webster <djthrush> i don't think you are! since you used it wrong and all <dt--> how did i use it wrong? <djthrush> i just explained it to you <djthrush> are you some sort of illiterate fag? <djthrush> are you a homeless boozer who just wandered into an internet cafe? what? <djthrush> i mean, really
<ac> just messaged this girl I use to know back home with "Welcome back hottie" <ac> The response was "This is katie's mother" <ac> ... <ac> not a good thing
<K-Ecchi> SABER DATED A GUY <Saber> YOU HAVE NO PROOF <K-Ecchi> YOU TOLD ME <Saber> I HAVE NO PROOF EITHER
<cov\sick> Solitarie almost never crashes. They should employ the person who wrote it to head the WinNT team.
<Offline> i still cant bleave people dont know what a fudgepacker is <Log> I do, Zack <Log> my friend's fiancee is a fudgepacker :o <`Zerp> they work at candy factoryies right log <Log> HE PACKS FUDGE AT THE COLORADO FUDGE THINGY * Offline pounds his head on his desk