* Anderlan raises a cheek off the chair <Anderlan> farting is offensive, but raising a cheek in preparation is even more so <gears> it's a good way to show people "I am not interested in what you have to say. Leave my cubicle at your soonest convenience."
<kat-write> disturb me and suffer castration <Doppelganger> that almost sounded interesting till I remembered what that meant
<Xunil96> because i have a metric ass-ton of perl to write <Dr_V> would a metric ass have 10 cheeks?
<Saber> ow damnit <Saber> HA <Saber> That'll teach you <Saber> damn gummy bears <c_thur> Saber: i can relate...i think
<Saber> just when I manage to convince myself I'm a superior being, I walk into a door
<kat-moffobsessing> why do dongs always gain length when played live? <kat-moffobsessing> SONGS!
<BadAndy> leechers wanna stop leeching for a bit? <frankster|kickme> that's like asking them to stop breathing for a bit
Under the fence: if your mom were a farm animal, she'd be a sloth Hobbes659: a sloth isn't a farm animal Under the fence: damn it, theres gotta be a sloth farm somewhere around here
<tytyt> the--kav if you were not a man I'd hug you <deepcut> but as it is, he's too afraid of his own latent homosexuality to dare <tytyt> there are support group for that <deepcut> tytyt: I was referring to you
<sarahlee> got hooked on those stupid video chatrooms <deepcut> the kind where you see old guys jacking off into a sock and stuff ? :\
<darkness> anyone heard about the new startrek movie yet? <freddy66> YAH INCHERECTION IS SUPPOSTED TO BE GOOD I SAW IT LAST WEEK AND ENJOYED IT <darkness> ...did he just say what I think he said? <questie> I believe he just admitted to being russian, but I'm not quite sure...
<Vegeta> I would go to the end of the earth for you <Girl> Yes, but would you stay there?
<Vegeta> I would go through anything for you <Vegeta> Lets start with your bank account
<Adiemus-Away> [GleebAway] Adiemus has returned from doing the dishes (Away for 1day 15hrs 23mins 39secs) *** Adiemus-Away is now known as Adiemus <Adiemus> damn that's a lot of dishes =
<Weirdo_God_of_Insanity> Communism is like Spandex. Good idea, but then real people started using it. Things got real ugly from there.
marmor: Mutru: i am trying to compile an an simple example .. that works fine, but all i get when i run the program is a window that is all black .. Aprogas: is your monitor on ?
<Silent|Study> These Christian rock ads on tv are so pathetic <Silent|Study> Its like they assume people are going to suddenly think "OMG! JESUS! I never knew!
<sum1tolded2medatvirtrghey> i thought you did music? <baygledawg> oh i wish <baygledawg> that would be my second dream job <sum1tolded2medatvirtrghey> what's your first? professional sperm producer? <baygledawg> ok, writing music would be my third dream job
<the__man> does anyone know if any brothel is open at this hour? i need some action right away <+Octane> the__man: you've been blessed with two hands and ten fingers. go figure it out.
(caraKATT): great, i found ready whip in the fridge and I wanted to put it in my coffee, but I think my roomate huffed it, cause it won't foam
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<xTaVx> im bored <EvilChatOp> you're aways bored <EvilChatOp> go masterbate or somethign <xTaVx> brb
<Grinderwald> my dick is hard <moo|cow> always a bowl of wisdom grinder <Grinderwald> :D
* The_Paco went to the GE appliance store today, crouch-walked up to one of the large black super-fridges, ran my hand over it while humming the theme to 2001, stood up, and smacked my bud... they threw us out shortly thereafter.
* fo0bar has silverware now <jk> is that a new kind of heatsink? <jk> :D <fo0bar> no, it's a metal-based bio-nutritional transport system <jk> the thing... you use to... dig... food. <jwz> it's more of a food shim. <fo0bar> appearantly the technology has been around for awhile, but I haven't been able to afford the genuine metal equipment... I've had to use the plastic replicas <fo0bar> though proper transport systems are appearantly a requirement when an xx chromosome pair is introduced into xy's atmosphere
<jeer> I have to move to mississippi soon..I wish I had a sister or cousin there. <jeer> who am I going to date?
<JBB> I'm looking for a laptop that I can just use on the net. Something below $300. <BondOO7> You'd have better luck shoving your cock into a telephone jack for the internet.
<akumapan> yous ound like poopoo <andy> You type like poop. <andy> and your mother was suspicious that it took her nine whole months to take a crap, so she named it just in case.
<+Incantation> shag's 100% let you cry on his shoulder and make you think he cares so that he can manipulate you into sucking his cock <+Julie42> HOLY SHIT! Good. Because here I was thinking I had to think of things to cry about, just so I could suck on his cock.
<BounceWithMe> Shagman... 8==o suck it. <@shagman> BounceWithMe... ())========D choke on it.
<shagman> k, keep words like cock and fuck out of here * Runnigan fucks shagman with his cock
<Hamsters> i'm trying to get me self one at downtown BUT they got those stickers on the glasses and said that i need to be 19 older <shagman> only for tobacco <shagman> not pipes and papers and crap * Owyn blinks <Owyn> Shag: smaller sentences <Owyn> You'll break his brain.
<Hamsters> is there any tips that i can pass my writen test? <shagman> hamsters, learn english
<HomerHendelBergenHeinzel> ur so mean :L <q> is that the frowning face of a stroke victim?
<AnneRobinson^> Do Canadians really like fart jokes for entertainment??? <shagman> fart jokes rock <shagman> take this classic canadian joke for example * shagman farts on IEatChildren
<Amenace> so your a fifteen year old girl that thinks my wife is hot, hang on while i have a wank
* IllIIIllI (yujnfr@24.66.112.129) has joined #suicide <IllIIIllI> any slut attention whores here need a man to make themselves feel important let me know i can be that guy if you aren't ugly/fat * IllIIIllI (yujnfr@24.66.112.129) has left #suicide
<EK> What if the war in Afghanistan was fought with midgets! <Jei> With midgets as infantry, or as ammunition?
<Ookey> now, I wonder what would be said if I said that all guys are bi. <JtHMx> *shrug* find out <BathTub> I think jthm is getting confused with 'all men want chicks to be bi' <JtHMx> see, bath is clearly just gay, rather than bi
cabbagehead227: so I came out of the closet today cabbagehead227: I was looking for my bowling ball, but all I found was a bunch of queers
<`Trivia`> kq1.169. Swans are the only birds with? <`Trivia`> 1st Hint: ******* Question Value : 4 Points *** Joins: StupidFsh <oregvphf> attitude <JtHMx> Penises <oregvphf> ;) <`Trivia`> YES, JtHMx!!! got the answer -> Penises <- in 11.697 secs, and gets 4 Points <`Trivia`> JtHMx has won 2 in a row!! Total Points this WEEK: 10 & this MONTH: 10 <JtHMx> what?!?! <oregvphf> HAHAHA <JtHMx> I WAS FUCKING JOKING <JtHMx> TAKE THE POINTS OFF ME * oregvphf falls over
<justin> we found a burger king with internet access <slash> "free with any purchase" <slash> they make it sound like it's a fucking paper bag or something <justin> haha <slash> "two large fries." "would you like some internet with those?"
<DrShipman> i fuckin hate workin sundays man!!! <DrShipman> every asshole and his dog is out on a sunday <Jester> 'sup, spoilt for choice? :P
* sabeel (~blackHoru@62.61.192.142) has joined #winprog * delete[] sets mode: +v sabeel <+sabeel> is google working ...? <+O_6> !google sabeel is retarded <+logiclrd> O_6: http://www.prairienet.org/cpt/archives/2000/ oct00/0006.html <+O_6> ^^ ... <+sabeel> !google O_6 is also retarded <+logiclrd> sabeel: Sorry, the server did not return expected response headers. This probably means that there were no matches to your query. <@violus> huhuh <+O_6> sabeel, touche, retard <@violus> owned.
<Reaver_Reload> theres over 500 retards at my college <Reaver_Reload> its like david vs goliath, except golaith is a retard <Folken> So you kill retards with rocks? <Reaver_Reload> Yes. <Reaver_Reload> Yes we do.
<DTOX> pmp: what's funny is that azn dudes are like 4' tall and look like ewoks <DTOX> it's just funny to see a band of these azns dressed like candy ravers walking around the mall speaking god only knows what language "yap yap ching chang" <DTOX> and then drive their integras back to the forests of Endor and worship C3PO
<Ez> I'm having an orgy tonight <Ez> Right decided to invite left and her friend pillow
<alexei^se> I need a new hd <alexei^se> 10gb hd yah yah! <xK|servo> ya i have a 20 just got a 40 <xK|servo> mfr at office max was like hey pal need some extra space for all them mpeg files <xK|servo> i was like shit you got me man <xK|servo> hes like hey dont worry we all do
*** Adee is now known as Elvis <Elvis> Ah huh huh.. <Electric> Here, have a cheeseburger :) <Electric> Now go take some drugs and sit on the toilet... *** Elvis has quit IRC (Quit: ) <Electric> It worked!