(@T-56): anyone up for some drunken baseball fun next weekend? (+de-v1): baseball? (+de-v1): k before i just THOUGHT you were gay (+de-v1): now i know for sure (+de-v1): :P (@T-56): steph: ok, scratch baseball, how about water polo (+de-v1): you just want to be in a pool with 20 guys in speedos are trying to grab balls
<below> i'm going to kill my roommate. <Aven> Kill kill kill <below> he's going to die for this one <Aven> Wait, I'M YOUR ROOMMATE! <below> you are? <below> wtf?! <below> how many fingers am i holding up? <Aven> 2 <Aven> But I don't think ones a... oh god. <below> yes. * Aven stabs himself in the eye with a pen.
<okoshun> The cat's have the right idea..lying on the cool tiles in the dark. <max> That <max> Of course they have the right idea. Cat's are perfect. <max> Or so they like to believe :) <okoshun> The *are* perfect. ;) <max> Then explain why the hell the cat fell off my desk yesterday? <max> You know how I have a corner desk? <okoshun> A gravitational flaw. <max> he was lying on his back, and rolled over to stand up <max> And managed to put his front paw in the empty space in the corner between the two segments <max> So he put his weight on it to get up, and fell down <okoshun> max: He did that on purpose. <max> It was funny as hell. <okoshun> max: He knew you needed a laugh. <max> he looked mortified. He left shortly after. <okoshun> You're just projecting your feelings onto the cat. ;)
<spicyham> guess i will go to library to use encyclepedia tomorrow ... all my dictionary doesn't have the meaning of leet
<DotSPF> just got myself a shitload more lesbo porn <killck> good? <DotSPF> damn they have so much more fun when we're not around
<noskill> I was banned from my junior highs network for having every printer in the school print 5000 pages of "FEED ME PAPER!" simultaneously
<DotSPF> man, my mate is a complete div. <DotSPF> he asked for my help coz he'd forgotten his hotmail password - I go round to see if he's put in a secret question so I can resurrect his account. <DotSPF> what a prick <DotSPF> his secret question was 'what is my password' <DotSPF> i'm gonna go out and see if I can find him a cheap iMac
<gamma8> well i hope you enjoy it then! <c0c0nutz> thanks G8, I hope so too cause honestly.. I rather be on bed right now * gamma8 feels like an important summit of industrialised nations <gamma8> that's the sort of thing that gives you a nice warm and fuzzy feeling inside... :)
<IMP-Scott> Transferred: rzr-wc3.017 15,000,000 bytes in 1.60 (9,143.84 KB/Sec) <IMP-Scott> my local Box <IMP-Scott> whooohoooo <IMP-Scott> 100Mbit <JtHM> WOW! YOU MUST HAVE A GIGANTIC PENIS ! <IMP-Scott> errrr? <dt|BadAss> lol
<vino> when we first got our chickens <vino> we got all these differant ones <vino> and some of them fighted <vino> and no jokes <vino> one of them <vino> bashed the fuck out of another one <vino> and did a victory dance <nim-zero> serious man <nim-zero> go to narcotics anonymous
<Kyuss> how big should disk 1 of neverwinter be? <JtHM> |<----------------------------->| <JtHM> (not to scale)
<vas-assignment> i dare anyone to watch the excorcist and ay midnight and take a walk around the blok <KINGofEXTREME> its not even scary man <vas-assignment> bullshit <vas-assignment> everyone tells me its scary <KINGofEXTREME> the first hour is arabs digging in a desert <KINGofEXTREME> that shit scared teh fuck out of me
<baietas> hey ppl.. quick question.. just downloaded every KDE3.0.1 RPM for my distro (mandrake) but when i try to install it it asks for some other files taht i dont have.. what do i do? <Epesh> get those files
<er0s> you know, i've only ever been wrong once in my life, and that's when i thought i was wrong but was actually right.
<Joe_> gheybot, life? <gheyBot> life is all about lounging in front of the fireplace w/ a wyse terminal
<CrashCat> downloading lineage: 10 hours. patching lineage: 3 hours. uninstalling lineage: priceless.
<Damarr> Theres a topic on my TV newsgroup entitled "I can't get it up". Do I dare enter? <Naivete> NO <r0gue> go for it <Damarr> Phew, he was talking about a satellite dish
* Red gets on the phone, "$90 for a strap on and I get no balls! I ordered the model with balls, and I received the one without balls! I want a refund and balls~" Simplicity> They're actually attachments... Simplicity> Sold seperately...ya know... Natasha> What MIME type?
<Kash> I have a large bulge in my pants. *** Kash was kicked by Kiler (let the gerbil out)
<Naivete> HE HAS NO FEELINGS <Naivete> HE IS JUST A GIANT ROBOT WITH A PULSING 8" COCK <Sky> TRANSFORMER PORN!!! NOW WE"RE TALKING!
<Savant> heh you guys read halfrobo's post on lums boards? <Kiler> I like his posts backing liet up on her "DAOC IS SEXIST CAUSE THE WOMEN SIT LIKE WOMEN AND IT"S A STEREOTYPE!!! " <CrashCat> daoc is sexist because you can fist zombies! <Kiler> that's not sexist...both sexes can do the zombie fisting <CrashCat> oh yeah
<Naivete> hey joe, if you suck at UO pvp, SAY ABSOLUTELY NOTHING. <Kiler> rofl *** Joe_ is now known as Imkillingyou *** Imkillingyou is now known as nexttimeiseeyou
<Vertinox> idiocy is relative <Vertinox> in fact your an idiot next to some one else <Vertinox> everyone has some one superior <Vertinox> in some way <Joe_> What about the guy who is the best? <Joe_> Who is his superior? <PyroRaven> That would be me
<Kiler> Watching Jerry Springer makes me so glad I'm not poor white trash *** Kiler was kicked by Joe_ (What? You're rich white trash now?)
<Naivete> damnit whenever I see the word 'mount' in linux documentation I think UNF <Vertinox> "...Take hard drive, lube it with proper amounts of kY..."
<Iceman> [TnT PING reply]: 1min 7secs <TnT> ? <TnT> Shiet * TnT stops downloading Pron
<Starlet> <--- law student. future lawyer. <Jerub> <-- computer programmer. future defendant.
*** Starlet is now known as StarBBS <Jerub> BBS? <Jerub> as in dialup? <Jerub> whats the number? <Jerub> is it subscription? <Jerub> got a large file section? <Jerub> is it on fidonet? <StarBBS> bbs as in be back soon
* Beryllium probably should go back to coding PHP <Beryllium> I hope my site doesn't have any wide-open gaping back doors ... <Beryllium> ... you know, like www.goatse.cx ... * Beryllium runs VERY FAR AWAY <spacefem> Beryllium: awe, that's fun though... <Beryllium> spacefem: Which part? <spacefem> making unsuspecting people go to goatse.cx! <Beryllium> I did that for my GF once ... <Beryllium> (Ex-gf ;-)
<Szyslak> HAHAHAHA those wacky spanish: "Our download server can only support 300 simultaneous discharges"
<Avatar> teenyboppers rule *** Avatar was kicked by ChanOP ([Sphinx45] britney says hi) <Tamgerine> Martin, I've seen you car-dance to Britney ... case closed. <Sphinx45> i can like britney and not be a teenybopper!
<Avatar> who are you <harold> oh fuck off avatar. i see you've found another channel to ban n00bs in :) <Avatar> oh good, we've met
<korben> i have a very rich and satisfying sex/personal life! <Iceman> self satisifying? :P <korben> hell no <korben> its a very varied sex life <korben> sometimes i swap hands
<arturo-pain-afk> what makes you think it is? * Sphinx45 points to the door. <Sphinx45> the sign says so! <arturo-pain-afk> what sign? <arturo-pain-afk> theres no sign * Nelyx adjusts the "Number of Days without having to deal with an Idiot!" sign, so that it now reads 0
<DisposableHero> is semen conductive? <Iceman> DisposableHero: yes <DisposableHero> (Iceman): fuck
<arturo> so i shouldn't knock watching gay sex in a fish tank till ive tried it?
[20:52] <MrSnuffles> hello <MrSnuffles> anyone? <MrSnuffles> talk to me <MrSnuffles> ;( <Bug> hello MrSnuffles <MrSnuffles> no, not you
<egypt> bejeweled is hypnotic. <zebra> omg bejeweled is like crack. <egypt> i'm convinced this is an attempt at world domination. <egypt> i can't stop playing this. <egypt> MUST.. GET... JEWELS... INTO LINES OF THREEEEEEE. <egypt> NO MOVES LEFT? BASTARDS! <Allan> What's bejeweled? <egypt> its like, tetris for the mentally challenged. <zebra> omg I HATE that noise it makes when you lose. <egypt> omg i KNOW <egypt> it makes me feel like such a FAILURE <zebra> it makes the baby jesus cry. <egypt> "you have no friends. please find a disease and crawl into bed with it, thanks." <zebra> That *GAME* makes me feel like a failure. * zebra falls over laughing
<q> well, not really. i don't like wearing clothes because i really just rather be baked. <q> and by baked, and mean, naked. <q> and by "and mean", i mean "i mean"
<Palindrome80> (oh. my. god. josh just showed me pornographic harry potter fan fiction.) <thedreya> (I REFUSE to read the porno harry potter fanfic. I stick to gay A-team fanfic)
<@IS2> play it again, dugy <@Dugy> oooooooo ah ooooo da da de da dooo <@Dugy> oooooooo ah ooooo daaaaa da daaa <@Dugy> oooooooo ah ooooo da da de da dooo <@IS2> ahhh, what a classic * IS2 saves it to his mp3 collection <@Dugy> :(
<flee> for some reason it never occurred to me until now how odd it is for elmer fudd to be singing about his "spear and magic helmet" while bugs cross-dresses. <6> I know, it makes so much sense until the cross dressing <midi> you can say that about lots of things.
<frail> there are places that should never be scraped <frail> "get your hand out of my pants and use an emory board you son of a bitch! <flee> ok, if you want an emory board on your genitals, sure. <adric> i think id prefer nails to an emory board.. <adric> granted id want them to be short, clean and smooth.. <flee> I like my men short, clean and smooth. <adric> damn i have the short and clean down.. but i think im all corners.. <flee> not that type of smooth <flee> smooth like a razor blade you don't notice in the shotglass of gin <bob> shaven, not stirred
<mrfy> "If you're a technology early adopter, but you're not in the first wave of 'bleeding edge' users, then you're on the scabby edge (where the bleeding edge has crusted over, but it's still raw)." <Rascal> this is why johnny come latelies get picked on
<glome> Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?! <content> glome stole the cookie from the cookie jar! <glome> Who me?! <content> Yes you! <glome> Couldn't be! <content> Then WHO?!! <glome> Woody stole the cookie from the cookie jar! *** glome has been kicked by DrWoody (fuck you i didn't touch the motherfucking cookie, bitch)
<Paeyl> why did i just have a sudden image of a penis with tentacles at the tip <alayna> cthulhuitis <Paeyl> is there an antibiotic for that? <Paeyl> "doc, i have a problem." "what?" "it's my.. penis.. it .. " "yes?" "it can.. write its own name." <geo> That's not a problem, son...that's a potential career.
<meta> blegh <meta> the internet is bad <meta> bad bad bad <meta> I tried to talk to a woman <meta> but she sent me nude pics instead <meta> I didn't want them <meta> but I took them out of courtesy
<Perforatorzzz> my grandma was going thru my room today for some ungodly reason and found some of my gf's clothes she "accidently" left here. <Perforatorzzz> i'm all, "i like to wear black panties, DAMNIT"