<Paeyl> Sometimes I yearn for the peace and simplicity of a low-stress startup job
<fvdl> How can one fuck and wank and the same time? <cjs> It's a secret the English have kept for centuries. <mothra> tell fvdl: you're fucking her, but thinking of your hand. <d@n> "oh, hand! i mean cindy!"
<Neptune^> ok you jackasses..just cause im drunk doesnt mean the discussion has to degrade to high schools
<videogamenerd> a real hacker not a "$kr!p7!3" <kt> videogamenerd: your geek is showing
(CubsWoo): Hehe... all this talk about failed abortions (CubsWoo): is making me hungry
<@n909> this guy is traveling in oregon <@n909> and ran out of weed <@n909> so he comes to #oregon <@n909> and asks us for some
<SPACEBOY|GTA3> when the pain stops... thats when you know you've kicked the bucket <nuggetman> i just read the obituaries to make sure i'm not there
<DarkWarrior> I know... I'm Mainly reffering to t3ch. I have nothing against him but i'm just saying thats what gives us *nix people a bad reputations <t3ch> I dont try and do anything, If i'm going to spend the time doing it i'll do it right. <t3ch> and two we alwasy had a bad rep. FreeBSD was created by a bunch of college kids on LSD. i dont think you can have a worse rep.
<Zaph23> I wanna go to one of those h00ker golf tourneys <Zaph23> I can't play for crap but who cares <DJ_Dave> heh <DJ_Dave> gotta pay extra to play that hole
<norsende> º dj aligator project - Water In The Ocean º <roskkouro> water in the ocean. what a stupid, obvious fucking sentance! <roskkouro> IF THERE WERE NO WATER IN THE OCEAN! THERE WOULD'NT BE NO OCEAN! EINSTEIN! <quoz|beer> roskkouro: hey, he's iranian <quoz|beer> roskkouro: besides, on triton you have oceans of methane <roskkouro> quoz: bitch
<HeadSoft> hehe amazing what a kinda catchy tune and a ridiculous plot and some photoshop edited pics and too many chat room addicts with nothing better to do... can do to make something like a pop culture fad out of "all your base"
<cain> farting in bed <cain> with your gf next to you <cain> then holding her head under the covers <cain> yah baby yah!
<@dum|work> he's actually quite likeable in RL <@dum|work> its just when he gets behind an irc session he becomes Bitter-man <@dum|work> a strange visitor from another planet, zapping the denizens of IRC with his Bittero rays <@acme> he's got a Bitter-man cape and tights and everything <@dum|work> the tights are just a recreational thing
<Affe> dude why isa alcohol legal and weed not? <Ouro[420]> I know <Affe> i can type and drive stoned off my ass no proeblem <Ouro[420]> Yeah <Affe> but drunk i can't'ed do to jack shit <Ouro[420]> Like type <Ouro[420]> And think <Affe> exvatcyL!
* Argent- changes topic to '<beth> IRN has visions of me on my knees, cock in hand, looking up with huge brown eyes, saying "m-mister.. are you sure this is right?"'
<@LoneWo|f> once the divorce is final...i'm getting snipped...and if spermicide didn't taste so bad...i'd kiss condoms goodbye!
<aSSMAGGOT> [badpeon_] all humans have to die <paniq> i dont have to <paniq> i have won in a lottery for immortality <wayfinder> i thought you've won a key fob? <jco> an immortal key fob
<+iNzpekth|buzy> where can i get some ftp programs?? <@pain> try www.google.com <+iNzpekth|buzy> <<--Thx pain-->> <@pain> lol, nice script <+iNzpekth|buzy> <<--Thx pain-->> <+iNzpekth|buzy> hey pain, i didnt find ftp from www.google.com, which link is it? * pain cries
<schteve> let´s see how many that want to offer me a penis enlagement today <schteve> in other words, i am gonna check my mail
<Nebu|sR> least you've got yourself a "real" women <Fodz> indeed <Fodz> back to your doll eh nebs? :P <Nebu|sR> hey im comfortable being alone <Fodz> pffft <Fodz> a plastic friend is hardly alone :D <rabbit> especially when you call it "darryl" like nebs does
<Fodz> I AM JUST NOT APPRECIATED AROUND HERE <rabbitfood> not for your brains fods, just your arse. :)
<rabbit|hci> www.crap.com/welcome2lastweek.jpeg <- fodder :p <Fodz> welcome to being gay <- rabit <rabbit|hci> well, a welcome from an established member of a community always means something. :) Thanks fodder
<Bung-Eye> Its a sweet pickup line, and I even used it! <Bung-Eye> i was pissed as a cunt <Bung-Eye> it didn't work though <Bung-Eye> cos i ended up sayin it to a guy :/
<Grimace> I went to a goon party after drinking a bottle o vodka. <Grimace> I think I had goon and powerade ... ultra blue puke. <FiremanSam> fluro pukes own <FiremanSam> i did a bright green one after a cocktails <Veggie> i did a red spew once.. but that as cocktail related and not blood so I'm happy <zer0> I once had a mate drink piss from a gatorade bottle (By accident) and spew it back up.....thats like piss and spew in one!!! <Grimace> wtf............
<Kamz> ur a freak chika - go pig hunting or something <cHIKa`> I do pig hunt <cHIKa`> Your mummas to fast these days
<djrm> Q what is the penalty for exceeding your space quota? <Alaric> death by pineapple <djrm> ooo err
<MafiaLeader> The MORE computers does not mean teh big wang <pk|notbusy> oh but it does, u knoew. Women go wild for a man with more than 5 obsolete Aplles <pk|notbusy> they think, like "Cool, he must be a AUTHOR or publisher, maybve he'll make me a webasite for all my dog paintings...."
<craving> I had a great dream last night. I was a servant of Satan, and in return for my services he had given me this enormouse house on the side of a mountain. It had a big balcony and a great bookshelf. I was a little nervous, though, because He had eaten my predecessor alive.
<Syclopse> my god you again <gesus> dislexia? <gesus> i'm sure you meant to say "you my god again"
<billa> lol <billa> sif <billa> talk to the hand <billa> cause the cock aint listening <JtHM> that'd make you the cock.... <billa> yes <billa> damn.
mx> i'm pretty sure XP comes with the same partitioning snap-in as windows 2000 <mx> anything else would be ridiculous <norsende> yea i thought fdisk would be included but no <mx> no fdisk <norsende> dunno if there's some new proggie <mx> i don't have an english windows, so i can't tell you. Here, it's on Start/Programme/Verwaltung/Computerverwaltung/ Datenspeicher/Datenträgerverwaltung (gawd, I HATE windows)
<damnyoure> where did you find that link <Spoof> google <damnyoure> and why would you believe something that some ass posted :/ <Spoof> cause he is .edu :D
=== Action: eltawater RAGES at easynet <eltawater> HOW DARE YOU DOUBLE DEBIT MY ACCOUNT, THEREBY SENDING ME 250 QUID INTO THE RED, AND THEN HAVE THE BALLS TO GIVE ME A COURTESY CALL ASKING ME WHETHER I AM GOING TO RENEW MY CONTRACT <MetalJoe> problem? <eltawater> you could say that <MetalJoe> heh <eltawater> it's a good thing I've got my credit card now, otherwise I wouldn't be able to pay for anything <genie_> damn those irc subscription fees
<Danzo> damn big txt file <Danzo> B I G <peaches> * peaches watches notepad crash <peaches> should've zipped it up <Danzo> heh..story of my life =]
<Goteku> i s'pose Sem is the kind to laugh at poor kids getting sodomized by 10-foot poles.. sideways -_-, <Sem[class]> "Buah-hah-haaa! Sux0rz to be you!!!!"
<Kat> I just got an email from Horny Orgy Babes. <Kat> oh gee... I wonder what it's about <kmds> rhinocerous calves studying organic chemistry?
[Hive] You know what really pisses me off? People who point at their wrist when asking for the time. Yeah, buddy, I know where my watch is. Where the fuck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask for the bathroom?
<octo> no matter what anyone tells you, or how much you think it would be a good idea, never ever put aftershave on your balls <HeXeDeCiMaL> OMG 0 ... <Angelhair> curiosity will get you every time <Ninja_Bill> as far as i know curiosity didnt make a cat put aftershave on its nuts
[Zaun] Zoid? [Zoid] Yes? [Zaun] Have you ever been to Vegas? [Zoid] No [Zaun] Let me rephrase that. Have you ever paid for sex?
<+HMetal> isn't it wierd how the obvious things trip you up and the complex things are easy? LOL <+_underdog> in other words girls are obvious and masturbating is complex
<FadeJade> On the news tonight "SHOULD AIRLINE PASSENGERS BE MADE TO BUY TWO TICKETS JUST BECAUSE THEY'RE OVERWEIGHT?!" <FadeJade> Fuck yeah <Phuser> hell yes <FadeJade> Business, Economy or Fatty? <FadeJade> I'll fly Fatty today, thanks
Damocles`: o/` we all live in a yellow double hulled boyancy controlled ship of war! o/` Zibblsnrt smacks Damo for that ;) Zibblsnrt: Damo: I and my comrades posess as our place of residence the interior of a mid-visible spectrum double-hulled buoyancy-controlled boat ofwar Zibblsnrt: I can outobfuscate your sorry ass anyday >%) Zibblsnrt dares someone to bloat that through another level. %) Damocles`: o/` i and my comrades posess as our place of residence the interior of a mid-visible spectrum double hulled boyancy controlled ship of war! E_of_C: The carbon-metabolizing physical presence that currently houses my conscious and those physical manefestations of my comrades all possess as our common residential abode the interior of a mid-visible spectrum double hulled buoyancy controlled ship of war! %
.... I love the way Microsoft follows standards. In much the same manner that fish follow migrating caribou. -- Paul Tomblin, alt.sysadmin.recovery