< BigBadGangsta> I swear, I need to write a book called "Stupid shit for stupid fucks" <@mewse> by a retard, for retards
<someone>: how good does txt compress? <overmind>: rather good, they often can be compressed to 10% of their original volume <someone>: no, i meant which one compresses better doc-files or txt, because I want to export my icq-history and in word it has 600 pages, so which one should i take? <overmind>: take word and set the font size to 1, so you get the best compression
<Diamond> There's about 800 people tied up in my basement. <Prophet> Oh my <Prophet> What do you use them for? <mordac> They really bring the room together, you know?
<br4dh4x0r> if you r 1337, show me your gibson <br4dh4x0r> wait, that sounds wrong
Droogie1115: my grandma is coming dowm tommorrow and my mom is going to uconn on sunday Droogie1115: its going to fucking suck Droogie1115: i cant stand my grandma being here Droogie1115: because when she is here i cant sleep past 7 30 napalm 256: she wake u up Droogie1115: because she wakes up and takes the nastiest dump that smells up teh whole house and i just wanna kill myself
<@primig> why is duct tape like the force <@primig> it has a dark and a light side <@primig> and it holdes the universe together
<VOLVORacr> hello <VOLVORacr> why are so many pepole here but nobody is chatting <sc1> i'm masturbating <sc1> leave me alone
<chrish> I'd like to know what sort of one-eyed crack whores do the QA testing at ATI. <AGoddess> the kind that like to shove anything in their pussy? <chrish> porcupines and cacti are available in the lounge
<ErikN|WORK> do you have sdl installed? <savepotatoes> think so <ErikN|WORK> hmmm <savepotatoes> probably <ErikN|WORK> are you sure? <savepotatoes> yea (time passes...) <savepotatoes> whats sdl?
<SkoroWork> Xyverz: where is this coming from? <Beryllium> geekissues.com/quotes ... <SkoroWork> ahh <SkoroWork> ok <SkoroWork> thought he was in some lame IRC channel somewhere and thought we wanted to see the lame discussions going on there :-P
<Pirificio> Anyone on here with a higher level of Estrogin than Testoterone? <mogismog> lemme guess, you don't have a girlfriend?
<ChuffyCow> I'm having a bagel with nutella <chrish> gnutella?! it'll take you all day to download that bagel!
<Ron`> My wife doesn't get paid for 2 years <HeroShot> What is she, a whore? <Ron`> Actually, one night I came home and I found 200 dollars on my dresser... <Phrak|t> Damn... she left $400 on mine
<Second-Child> spring rolls? isn't ben vegetarian? <tef> maybe he doesn't count cat as meat?
(CitizenC): Hey, here's a question for ya.. what if Jesus was gay? (CitizenC): You know what? I bet he was. (CitizenC): Walking around in that desert with his apostles forever? (CitizenC): They didn't have porn back then, which left only two options: (CitizenC): * Beat off behind a mountain somewhere to memories of Mary, or (CitizenC): * Say "Yo! Deciples! Suck my cock! I'm the son of God!" (CitizenC): Personally, I think that second one is much more likely.
(CitizenC): I spilled my ashtray all over my computer earlier today. (CitizenC): Son of a bitch. (CitizenC): Took forever to clean up. (CitizenC): At least I don't have to empty my ashtray now.
<akii> what happens when disney goes bankrupt? <akii> does walt get unfrozen? <nigd> haahha <nigd> how pissed would you be <nigd> "IM ALIVE!" <nigd> "yes" <nigd> "Did you cure me?" <nigd> "no" <nigd> "Why unfreeze me then?" <nigd> "You're going broke" <nigd> "fuck."
<Vhata> #linux is one of those... <Vhata> things <Vhata> what do you call a project that is no longer being maintained? <Nimnod> a failure. <Vhata> heh
<ICIST> I get that warm and fuzzy feeling <@Deth> like when you pee your pants? <ICIST> kinda <ICIST> more like when i shit myself
<Agent_grey> Scanner works! scanner wooooorrrkss!! <artforz> how did you make it work? <Agent_grey> its very very technical and scientific, involving the introduction of organic substance interfacing with its structural integrity <Agent_grey> i whacked it really really hard
<shoryu909> I wanna be the dell kid. <@pheer> why? <shoryu909> He's the most honest person I know. <zeratul> besides Jesus you mean <shoryu909> yeah, but jesus has an action figure. Sellout!
<sine> "You couldn't get a stroke of genius if you were giving a handjob to Einstein."
<dr.jd> whenever I think house is too cheesy, I just look towards dip and it makes me laugh happily <dr.numa> dip is a good dancer. <dr.jd> dip is, to my mind, the epitome of a disco house freak <heathen> i remember once at wiltis some girl asked jeremy to dance. <heathen> she was dancing all sexy on him and he was dancing like a spastic ninja mime on muscle relaxants. <heathen> he began by doing something that looked a lot like the cabage patch as interpreted by rhythmless nun trolls.
<wisner> I walked past a protest on Market Street yesterday evening. <wisner> I didn't burst out laughing, but I really had to work for it. <wisner> It was JEWISH LESBIANS FOR PEACE IN THE MIDDLE EAST. <wisner> There was singing.
<gkm> mmm, me. <garandou> glen - when you say 'mmm me' i can't help but imagine you rubbing your nipples <gkm> mmm, nipples. <gkm> i'm as happy as a little girl.
<ZangTT> it's like a massive 300 story zombie john maynard keynes is wandering through california, tearing down buildings and breathing fire.
<sommerfeld> perl: what you get when you take a couple features from every known language and toss them in a blender. <sommerfeld> with 20g of crack and a dab of lsd <perry> sommerfeld: the LSD is purely for flavor.
<Paeyl> Sometimes I yearn for the peace and simplicity of a low-stress startup job
<fvdl> How can one fuck and wank and the same time? <cjs> It's a secret the English have kept for centuries. <mothra> tell fvdl: you're fucking her, but thinking of your hand. <d@n> "oh, hand! i mean cindy!"
<Neptune^> ok you jackasses..just cause im drunk doesnt mean the discussion has to degrade to high schools
<videogamenerd> a real hacker not a "$kr!p7!3" <kt> videogamenerd: your geek is showing
(CubsWoo): Hehe... all this talk about failed abortions (CubsWoo): is making me hungry
<@n909> this guy is traveling in oregon <@n909> and ran out of weed <@n909> so he comes to #oregon <@n909> and asks us for some
<SPACEBOY|GTA3> when the pain stops... thats when you know you've kicked the bucket <nuggetman> i just read the obituaries to make sure i'm not there
<DarkWarrior> I know... I'm Mainly reffering to t3ch. I have nothing against him but i'm just saying thats what gives us *nix people a bad reputations <t3ch> I dont try and do anything, If i'm going to spend the time doing it i'll do it right. <t3ch> and two we alwasy had a bad rep. FreeBSD was created by a bunch of college kids on LSD. i dont think you can have a worse rep.
<Zaph23> I wanna go to one of those h00ker golf tourneys <Zaph23> I can't play for crap but who cares <DJ_Dave> heh <DJ_Dave> gotta pay extra to play that hole
<norsende> º dj aligator project - Water In The Ocean º <roskkouro> water in the ocean. what a stupid, obvious fucking sentance! <roskkouro> IF THERE WERE NO WATER IN THE OCEAN! THERE WOULD'NT BE NO OCEAN! EINSTEIN! <quoz|beer> roskkouro: hey, he's iranian <quoz|beer> roskkouro: besides, on triton you have oceans of methane <roskkouro> quoz: bitch
<HeadSoft> hehe amazing what a kinda catchy tune and a ridiculous plot and some photoshop edited pics and too many chat room addicts with nothing better to do... can do to make something like a pop culture fad out of "all your base"
<cain> farting in bed <cain> with your gf next to you <cain> then holding her head under the covers <cain> yah baby yah!
<@dum|work> he's actually quite likeable in RL <@dum|work> its just when he gets behind an irc session he becomes Bitter-man <@dum|work> a strange visitor from another planet, zapping the denizens of IRC with his Bittero rays <@acme> he's got a Bitter-man cape and tights and everything <@dum|work> the tights are just a recreational thing
<Affe> dude why isa alcohol legal and weed not? <Ouro[420]> I know <Affe> i can type and drive stoned off my ass no proeblem <Ouro[420]> Yeah <Affe> but drunk i can't'ed do to jack shit <Ouro[420]> Like type <Ouro[420]> And think <Affe> exvatcyL!
* Argent- changes topic to '<beth> IRN has visions of me on my knees, cock in hand, looking up with huge brown eyes, saying "m-mister.. are you sure this is right?"'
<@LoneWo|f> once the divorce is final...i'm getting snipped...and if spermicide didn't taste so bad...i'd kiss condoms goodbye!