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#7898 [ + | - ] 231
<aSSMAGGOT> [badpeon_] all humans have to die
<paniq> i dont have to
<paniq> i have won in a lottery for immortality
<wayfinder> i thought you've won a key fob?
<jco> an immortal key fob
#7893 [ + | - ] 429
<+iNzpekth|buzy> where can i get some ftp programs??
<@pain> try www.google.com
<+iNzpekth|buzy> <<--Thx pain-->>
<@pain> lol, nice script
<+iNzpekth|buzy> <<--Thx pain-->>
<+iNzpekth|buzy> hey pain, i didnt find ftp from
www.google.com, which link is it?
* pain cries
#7892 [ + | - ] 44
<schteve> let´s see how many that want to offer me a penis
enlagement today
<schteve> in other words, i am gonna check my mail
#7891 [ + | - ] 156
<Nebu|sR> least you've got yourself a "real" women
<Fodz> indeed
<Fodz> back to your doll eh nebs? :P
<Nebu|sR> hey im comfortable being alone
<Fodz> pffft
<Fodz> a plastic friend is hardly alone :D
<rabbit> especially when you call it "darryl" like nebs does
#7890 [ + | - ] 72
<Fodz> I AM JUST NOT APPRECIATED AROUND HERE
<rabbitfood> not for your brains fods, just your arse. :)
#7889 [ + | - ] 292
<rabbit|hci> www.crap.com/welcome2lastweek.jpeg  <- fodder :p
<Fodz> welcome to being gay <- rabit
<rabbit|hci> well, a welcome from an established member of a
community always means something. :)  Thanks fodder
#7888 [ + | - ] 191
<Bung-Eye> Its a sweet pickup line, and I even used it!
<Bung-Eye> i was pissed as a cunt
<Bung-Eye> it didn't work though
<Bung-Eye> cos i ended up sayin it to a guy :/
#7887 [ + | - ] 25
<Cheese> I'm going t be a millionaire and buy a bus soon
#7886 [ + | - ] 109
<Grimace> I went to a goon party after drinking a bottle o
vodka.
<Grimace> I think I had goon and powerade ... ultra blue puke.
<FiremanSam> fluro pukes own
<FiremanSam> i did a bright green one after a cocktails
<Veggie> i did a red spew once.. but that as cocktail related
and not blood so I'm happy
<zer0> I once had a mate drink piss from a gatorade bottle (By
accident) and spew it back up.....thats like piss and spew in
one!!!
<Grimace> wtf............
#7885 [ + | - ] 1578
<Halcr0> If I had a knife, I'd shoot you
#7884 [ + | - ] 175
<Kamz> ur a freak chika - go pig hunting or something
<cHIKa`> I do pig hunt
<cHIKa`> Your mummas to fast these days
#7883 [ + | - ] 464
<djrm> Q what is the penalty for exceeding your space quota?
<Alaric> death by pineapple
<djrm> ooo err
#7881 [ + | - ] 203
<MafiaLeader> The MORE computers does not mean teh big wang
<pk|notbusy> oh but it does, u knoew. Women go wild for a man
with more than 5 obsolete Aplles
<pk|notbusy> they think, like "Cool, he must be a AUTHOR or
publisher, maybve he'll make me a webasite for all my dog
paintings...."
#7877 [ + | - ] 479
<craving> I had a great dream last night. I was a servant of
Satan, and in return for my services he had given me this
enormouse house on the side of a mountain. It had a big
balcony and a great bookshelf. I was a little nervous, though,
because He had eaten my predecessor alive.
#7876 [ + | - ] 186
<Syclopse> my god you again
<gesus> dislexia?
<gesus> i'm sure you meant to say "you my god again"
#7875 [ + | - ] 687
<billa> lol
<billa> sif
<billa> talk to the hand
<billa> cause the cock aint listening
<JtHM> that'd make you the cock....
<billa> yes
<billa> damn.
#7873 [ + | - ] 353
mx> i'm pretty sure XP comes with the same partitioning
snap-in as windows 2000
<mx> anything else would be ridiculous
<norsende> yea i thought fdisk would be included but no
<mx> no fdisk
<norsende> dunno if there's some new proggie
<mx> i don't have an english windows, so i can't tell you.
Here, it's on Start/Programme/Verwaltung/Computerverwaltung/
Datenspeicher/Datenträgerverwaltung (gawd, I HATE windows)
#7871 [ + | - ] 212
<damnyoure> where did you find that link
<Spoof> google
<damnyoure> and why would you believe something that some ass
posted :/
<Spoof> cause he is .edu :D
#7870 [ + | - ] 154
=== Action: eltawater RAGES at easynet
<eltawater> HOW DARE YOU DOUBLE DEBIT MY ACCOUNT, THEREBY
SENDING ME 250 QUID INTO THE RED, AND THEN HAVE THE BALLS TO
GIVE ME A COURTESY CALL ASKING ME WHETHER I AM GOING TO RENEW
MY CONTRACT
<MetalJoe> problem?
<eltawater> you could say that
<MetalJoe> heh
<eltawater> it's a good thing I've got my credit card now,
otherwise I wouldn't be able to pay for anything
<genie_> damn those irc subscription fees
#7866 [ + | - ] 370
<Danzo> damn big txt file
<Danzo> B I G <peaches>
* peaches watches notepad crash
<peaches> should've zipped it up
<Danzo> heh..story of my life =]
#7863 [ + | - ] 42
<Goteku> i s'pose Sem is the kind to laugh at poor kids
getting sodomized by 10-foot poles.. sideways -_-,
<Sem[class]> "Buah-hah-haaa! Sux0rz to be you!!!!"
#7859 [ + | - ] 567
<Kat> I just got an email from Horny Orgy Babes.
<Kat> oh gee... I wonder what it's about
<kmds> rhinocerous calves studying organic chemistry?
#7857 [ + | - ] 1159
[Hive] You know what really pisses me off? People who point at
their wrist when asking for the time. Yeah, buddy, I know
where my watch is. Where the fuck is yours? Do I point at my
crotch when I ask for the bathroom?
#7855 [ + | - ] 803
<octo> no matter what anyone tells you, or how much you think
it would be a good idea, never ever put aftershave on your
balls
<HeXeDeCiMaL> OMG 0 ...
<Angelhair> curiosity will get you every time
<Ninja_Bill> as far as i know curiosity didnt make a cat put
aftershave on its nuts
#7854 [ + | - ] 430
[Zaun] Zoid?
[Zoid] Yes?
[Zaun] Have you ever been to Vegas?
[Zoid] No
[Zaun] Let me rephrase that. Have you ever paid for sex?
#7852 [ + | - ] 237
<+HMetal> isn't it wierd how the obvious things trip you up
and the complex things are easy? LOL
<+_underdog> in other words girls are obvious and masturbating
is complex
#7850 [ + | - ] 1062
<JoeCuervo> i miss my gfs vagina...
<psychicbug> me too
<JoeCuervo> shaddap
#7849 [ + | - ] 564
<FadeJade> On the news tonight "SHOULD AIRLINE PASSENGERS BE
MADE TO BUY TWO TICKETS JUST BECAUSE THEY'RE OVERWEIGHT?!"
<FadeJade> Fuck yeah
<Phuser> hell yes
<FadeJade> Business, Economy or Fatty?
<FadeJade> I'll fly Fatty today, thanks
#7848 [ + | - ] 1538
Damocles`: o/` we all live in a yellow double hulled boyancy
controlled ship of war! o/`
Zibblsnrt smacks Damo for that ;)
Zibblsnrt: Damo: I and my comrades posess as our place of
residence the interior of a mid-visible spectrum double-hulled
buoyancy-controlled boat ofwar
Zibblsnrt: I can outobfuscate your sorry ass anyday >%)
Zibblsnrt dares someone to bloat that through another level.
%)
Damocles`: o/` i and my comrades posess as our place of
residence the interior of a mid-visible spectrum double hulled
boyancy controlled ship of war!
E_of_C: The carbon-metabolizing physical presence that
currently houses my conscious and those physical
manefestations of my comrades all possess as our common
residential abode the interior of a mid-visible spectrum
double hulled buoyancy controlled ship of war!
%
#7845 [ + | - ] 452
....  I love the way Microsoft follows standards.  In much the
same manner
that fish follow migrating caribou.
-- Paul Tomblin, alt.sysadmin.recovery
#7842 [ + | - ] 1097
<Sandman> You know something? Burning hair reeks.
<Zibblsnrt> I think that's nature's way of telling you, "Don't
set your hair on fire, dipshit!"
#7841 [ + | - ] 131
<Lizrdling> bunch other thatway doing swing.
<Lizrdling> bunch of me and others having a picnic.
<nebouxii> swinging? like having sex with each other?
<rob`> nebo; Stanford, not Berkeley.
#7840 [ + | - ] 242
ð Zibblsnrt simply wants food (there's /none/ in the house
ATM) .. ponders
making a pizza run or something
<rob`> zib; isn't halifax still under a few meters ice?
<Zibblsnrt> rob: And?
<Zibblsnrt> :)
<rob`> is there a tunnel network or something?
<Zibblsnrt> rob: No, we simply float atop it because we're
just that suave
#7839 [ + | - ] 137
<rob`> I mean, who would have thought that blood congeals into
a pudding? :9
#7838 [ + | - ] 283
<rob`> wai, self-pity.  is there anything more pathetic? :)
<nev> *nod* whining about it on irc ;)
#7837 [ + | - ] 140
<J-Rock> Thought For The Day: rm -rf customers.
<Zulu> possibilities.
<rob`> bitchslap-over-IP.  Yes.
#7835 [ + | - ] 198
ð Zibblsnrt waaahs. Freezing rain warnings still
<rob`> that's gotta suck :P
<Prophet4> it looks kinda cool though, with a layer of ice all
over everything
<Zibblsnrt> it sucks more after two days, when trees start
collapsing
<rob`> hey, the daffodils are sprouting.
<Zibblsnrt> don't make me mail you a bomb in a container of
Agent Orange
#7832 [ + | - ] 445
* rob` pokes richard.. do an ls `yes`.  I dare you

[five minutes pass]

<phenyx> INIT: PANIC: segmentation violation at 0x40060fa1!
sleeping for 30 seconds.
<phenyx> INIT: PANIC: segmentation violation at 0x40060fa1!
sleeping for 30 seconds.
<phenyx> INIT: PANIC: segmentation violation at 0x40060fa1!
sleeping for 30 seconds.
<phenyx> INIT: PANIC: segmentation violation at 0x40060fa1!
sleeping for 30 seconds.
* rob` .. snickers madly
<Zibblsnrt> Ooh, neat
<phenyx> real funny.
<rob`> I didn't think anyone'd actually _do_ it.
<phenyx> I have enough money to drive to vancouver and kick
your ass.
#7831 [ + | - ] 390
<Oberon-> So does anyone have any projection on how cheap
Pentium III
chips are going to get in the next few weeks?
<TeeCee> Cheep enough to be able to use them for floor tiles.
:)
<Oberon-> TeeCee: Wow, cool thought!  Massively parallel floor
tiles -
a kitchen floor you can count on!
#7829 [ + | - ] 212
<rob`> o/` Mine eyes have seen the glory of the coming of the
Lord o/`
<JakeStone> rob:  Religious pr0n?
ð Kaijin can't come up with a next verse that s pronlike and
scans.
<JakeStone> o/~ He was hammering the women hard and now they
are quite sore o/~
ð Alaric can't remember enough of the Battle Hymn of the
Republic to filk it
<rob`> o/` he hath loosed the fateful lightning of his
terrible swift sword o/`
<rob`> I think the lyrics filk themselves. :)
#7828 [ + | - ] 391
<civicsi> flappy: they have rubber in em now
<spazzer> HI JASON PRESTON
<spazzer> AKA
<spazzer> CIVICSI
<civicsi> HTF DID YOU GET MY NAME?
<spazzer> hahaha
<civicsi> spazzer: your IP will be forwarded to the FBI
<aNuBiS-> roflmfao
<aNuBiS-> JASON PRESTON
<spazzer> go right ahead Mr. Preston
<KK> the people at work are ricers..
<aNuBiS-> i just comprimised your computer
<aNuBiS-> and am reading your files right now
<aNuBiS-> theyre pretty lame mostly
<civicsi> YOU ALL NEED TO STAY OUT OF MY COMPUTER
<LennyNero> hahaha
<JPres> civicsi sounds like a real moron
<civicsi> uhhh, no
<civicsi> I am MCSE asshole
<Darn> haha
<pHatBUDDa> haha
<KK> civicsi.. I have access to government computers.. Jason
Preston.. I can see your home address
<civicsi> I have experience
<KK> I have experience jerking off but that doesnt mean I am a
jerkoff extroidinaire
<spazzer> So Jason, how have things been?
<aNuBiS-> err, ya it does KK
<KK> aNuBiS-.. hmm.. you are right
<civicsi> spaz: do I even know you?
<spazzer> Jason Preston: http://www.digdug.cx/quotes/?2767
#7827 [ + | - ] 14
Session Start: Tue May 18 18:38:17 1999
<Ludi> Hey unban me please! :)
<miss> hey i didnt do it this time dickhead
<Ludi> So, you're an op, you can unban me!
<miss> do i want to though....
<Ludi> Yes I think you do :)
<miss> whinge to anaconda
<Ludi> Oh yeah, that's the one
<Ludi> Thanks!
<Ludi> So ... doing anything this Friday?
<miss> wtf!?!?
<Ludi> uhh nothing.
<Ludi> BYE
Session Close: Tue May 18 18:56:31 1999
#7825 [ + | - ] 304
*** Now talking in #physics
<Lud> "To enable the plasmatic vortex in the neighbouring
regions of an oscillating singularity, we would of course have
to override the eternal protonic fields surrounding the
various quantized eddies"
<TrixyDLuX> oh - of course
#7823 [ + | - ] 156
<alec_eso> however my balls remain dry and that makes me
somewhat sad.
#7822 [ + | - ] 58
* spacely sets mode: +o splurge
<splurge> if only having ops helped me get chiqs
<splurge> [sigh]
<splurge> id have hoes fallin' out my ass!
<splurge> (instead of the roaches I hide there so that my mom
won't find them)
<spacely> oh man thats why yer weed is always so shitty
<splurge> you mean cheech and chong were wrong?  rectal
storage doesnt make weed "good shit"?
#7820 [ + | - ] 241
<pimplyass> my name is not ugly
#7819 [ + | - ] 134
<kt> collars are still ugly on people.
<Adri784> What if you're roleplaying?
<kt> then you'll be an ugly roleplayer.
* Adri784 thinks about that
<Adri784> I guess i'll keep that in mind if i ever enter a sex
slave relationship
#7817 [ + | - ] 100
<Musashi> wait what the heck this isnt pong, it's two PMSing
stick figures screwin around
#7816 [ + | - ] 8
<@Theme-4-a-Jakal> we oughta tie allison down and get her
addicted to heroin so she'll become a prostitute
#7815 [ + | - ] 600
<Worm|PHP> I downloaded a ton of albums .. all encoded in 128
... later I will reencode to 192
<Worm|PHP> bunch of AC/DC albums :)
<clue1ess> reencode? :P
<Worm|PHP> decode then encode again at 192
<clue1ess> will the quality really improve?
<Worm|PHP> yes it does
<CDBuRnOuT> If anything, you lose quality.
<Worm|PHP> I have done it before many times
<Worm|PHP> I can send samples if you want
<Worm|PHP> I have the same song at 128 .. decoded it .. then
encoded it at 192 ... there is a big difference
<CDBuRnOuT> You're attempting to defeat the basis of the
format you're encoding in by trusting your ears. Lower
bitrates sacrifice pitches, etc. to lower the mp3's size,
decoding and reencoding will not get those sacrificed items
back.
<CDBuRnOuT> lots of people cannot tell the difference between
128/160/192, etc.
<Worm|PHP> you can with this ... just check it then see
<Worm|PHP> by what you say there shouldn't be a difference ..
and if there is .. then it would sound worse
<Worm|PHP> oh well .. sounds a 100% sharper and clearer .. the
128 sounds so muffled ... back to designing