<[atticus]> My parents think I'm nuts. I sit on my computer most evenings laughing at the monitor. :) <[atticus]> Then I turn it on and come here. :)
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<Allen> what about Hall? <CactusJac> he died <Mikey316> he was arrested <Allen> make up your mind.. <CactusJac> He was arrested for dying.
<[SCSI]Zuph> i found it on some japanese site <[SCSI]Zuph> maybe it will be in japanese <[SCSI]Zuph> japanese writting looks cool <[SCSI]anon> doubt it <[SCSI]Zuph> i'm thinking about going to babel fish, and translating "Cute japanese girlfriend wanted" then put that on a shirt <[SCSI]Zuph> and no one will no what it means <[SCSI]Zuph> unless their japanese <[SCSI]Zuph> but they won't respond <[SCSI]Zuph> unless their cute, and a girl
*** ChanServ sets mode: +nto ChanServ <surfnazi> /msg chanserv addop #channel adminpass nick (or hostmask) <]MC[-Penumbriate> thanks for setting it up <surfnazi> np *** surfnazi has left #clanmc <]MC[-Penumbriate> ok whats adminpass? <]MC[-Impletudable> whats the password? <]MC[-Valipulent> what's the pass
<Eukanuba> what time is it in the usa atm ? <BludClot> 8:40 - 12:40 <FireFox12> wrong <FireFox12> its 5:45 in california <BludClot> oh, I wasn't sure which way the timezones went :P
<Affe> haha my mom just got an email from adultcheck that was supposed to go to my stepdad <Ouroboros> Busted! <Affe> she's like "adultcheck? i hate all this spam" and she clicks on it to delete it, and up comes the preview "dear william (my stepdad), on such and such a date you ordered...." <Affe> haha <Affe> she's all like "asshole"
<coma> wank carefully and do not destroy your penis :) <xetlain> wise words. <coma> for men with divine penises like us, yes
(PJ) grrr (PJ) a car alarm is going off (PJ) OH FOR GOD SHAKES SOMEONE SHOOT THE DAMN CAR (PJ) fuck (PJ) its our car
(PJ|) someone released a reencoding of it (PJ|) with alot better quality (Lan|Work) How do you re-encode something and get better quality?
<Linguica> it would be funny if i got a serious death threat <Linguica> wtf <Linguica> wait a minute <Linguica> <Linguica> it would be funny if i got a serious death threat <Linguica> no it wouldnt
<Daki> thanks i know <Azalyn> aww <Azalyn> *smack* <Azalyn> your so cute when you get smacked <Azalyn> *smack*smack* <Azalyn> awwwww!!!! <Azalyn> *smack*smack*smack!*smack!!-crack* err, oh shit.. o.o i think i killed him >.< *** Daki (gg@sc-66-74-86-145.socal.rr.com) Quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer) <Azalyn> O_O
<Xiph3r> LIKE HOW CAN YOU TYPE FAG NUGGET CLIT-SAQ WARRIORS OF DOOM-FAGS WITHOUGH LAUGHING YOUR CLIT-SAQ OFF
<RighteousSuicide> I was running around today like a retard <RighteousSuicide> and I hear a BANG <RighteousSuicide> i couldn't figure out what it was <RighteousSuicide> then I noticed I had run into a dumpster
<zyrowan> when I have a fiance <zyrowan> I'm going to get "Will you marry me?" tatooed on the back of my balls <zyrowan> and talk her into a rim job <zyrowan> it'll be soo romantic
<slash> masturbation is like tekken 2: after a while your hand begins to FUCKING hurt, but you keep on going because you're enjoying yourself too much.
<@Avie_work> a word of advice for you guys <@Avie_work> unless you want to ruin a woman's orgasm, do NOT shout this just as she is ascending the heavenly mountain: "GO SPEED, GO!"
<nakedpretzel> The pr()n industry uses interlaced .gif's to toy with my fragile emotions...
<faustwork> she looks good <chaommm> is she hot? <faustwork> id bang her <chaommm> that doesnt mean shit <faustwork> id bang her with no beer <chaommm> WOAH
<n2d2> i didnt put bon jovi in the playlist <n2d2> oh my god <chaobacca> 11:36:54 <chaobacca> Bon Jovi - Bad Medicine <n2d2> my bon jovi mp3s have become self-aware
<DarthN> so.. ana... did she touch your... "railgun"? <ana_class> dude <ana_class> seriously stfu <faustwork> lol <faustwork> did you shoot plasma? <DarthN> HAHAHAHA <DarthN> ROFL <chaoworky> haha <DarthN> omg hahaha <ana_class> are you all in second grade still? <chaoworky> i think he fisted her with his gauntlet <DarthN> omg
<Booger> http, nntp, ftp. these are all non-cohesive with end-to-end viewing of good titty pics <Booger> the new standard: <u238|duhasst> hehe <Booger> NTTP: Nice Titty Transfer Protocol
<u238|duhasst> right now if you put me in a round room and told me to piss in a corner.. my blader would explode
<n> the only thing that gets him away from eq is beer <Doza> at least he hasn't totally sold out <n> what we need is a helmet we can strap onto him... with tubes that go down his thoat... and you hook it up to the puter... and it dispenses beer every time he gets a frag <n> then he'll play q3
<chaowork> dont singe the wenis <faustwork> yeah, nude bacon cooking is tricky <chaowork> i hear thats gonna be in the next olympics <faustwork> you should see how i flip it over
<ph^pr0phet> i got kicked in the balls earlier in the summer <chaowork> ouch <Booger> hah <chaowork> by a chick? <Booger> try to NOT do that <ph^pr0phet> yea <ph^pr0phet> heh <Booger> or wear a nutcup <chaowork> u need to learn to stand sideways when u hit on em
<Hexis> you guys read about the easter egg in mirc? <Hexis> hold ALT and type "fxfire" <Destruct> ? *** Signoff: Destruct (Quit: ) <booger> type /server fxfire instead <booger> that might work better *** Signoff: Destruct (Quit: )
<n> hi...okay, i know exactly what i want!...you should be older than myself...larger in stature than me...preferably Well~Hung..intelligent..cool..funloving..easy going..gentle with a firm touch..you should just relish the the role of Top Daddy who takes what he wants!...me: i am Totally shaved and smooth all over(everywhere!)..soft smooth tanned complexion..i LOVE wearing sexy little panties and being playfully~submissive to your advances in an almost femme manner <n> lol <booger> i wonder how she shaves around her own asshole <booger> thats gotta hurt <pat> nair? <booger> what if she gets nair up her ass? <pat> e-mail her and find out <n> uhm <n> thats a he <booger> OMG
<faustwork> the gf wants underwear for xmas <faustwork> i cant stand going shopping for em tho <faustwork> i feel like a goon <faustwork> maybe its because i rub them all on my face
*** booger is now known as BROADCAST * BROADCAST MESSAGE FROM ETG OPS: we all suck here tonight, so we are going to bounce chanserv a few times then disco ky-hub-1.etg.sucks.com and force a few netsplits on zaire-congo-hub-gw.etg.africa.org just because - vd whiz
<n> i bet that game is gonna sell huge <n> just cause people will be like... ah well its only $20 <faz__> well its fun, they deserve it <anathema> yeah <Stonefire[i]> now that n opened his mouth, it's gonna tank <faz__> haha <anathema> haha <koko> bahaha <Stonefire[i]> ya jinx'd it <faz__> sam sells 6 copies <n> oh yeah? <n> well in that case <n> i bet stonefire will get laid soon
<redial> read me the contents of your q3key file and i'll tell you if the upgrade will work <faz> my q3key says P00R 4773MP7
<TFA|Swoop> I hate being on 14.4.. <n> hah <chao[i]> ha <chao[i]> are u kidding <TFA|Swoop> I can't do anything but talk in irc.. <TFA|Swoop> bored out of my fucking skull <chao[i]> lets quake swoop <chao[i]> yeah <chao[i]> TFA|Swoop was pummelet by chao[i] <TFA|Swoop> Ok <TFA|Swoop> I'll start a server.
<booger> my two best friends laid off on the same day <faz`work> your left and right hand on the same day?!
<HeXonXonX> I'm beginning to think the Playboy channel isn't based on reality. I don't see my neighbors running through sprinklers naked or inviting me over for orgies.
<FifthColumn> best place to pick up chicks is at the orphanage. those 18 year olds get sent out on their own with no place to go, usually <mogismog> they're usually crazy, too, fifth <mogismog> makes for a good time in bed
<psIRE> I had sex once, very tiring <Mulder> lol <Snipe> yeh me too.... oh wait no that was the time i installed linux
<X3M`Dodo> |TazHoliO| : If your parents got divorced, would they still be cousins?
<ViViD> Dude I'm still getting 20ms pings! <RTT> err thats normal <ViViD> Yeah but I just doubled my upload bandwidth! <RTT> Yes? <ViViD> Well why hasn't my ping halfed? <RTT> Dude doubling your upload bandwidth wont affect your ping <ViViD> Shutup you geek
< nutbar> [root@linux!/usr/src/bind] grep "{" named.conf.newer
| wc -l
< nutbar> 19314
< nutbar> [root@linux!/usr/src/bind] grep "}" named.conf.newer
| wc -l
< nutbar> 19313
< nutbar> [root@linux!/usr/src/bind]
< nutbar> great
* nutbar fumes
< nutbar> one fucking missing }
<ChRIs_84> what up people...i just got ps2 today, i wanna know how to make games...is itthe same way as dc games? <Turing1> yuo hook up your PS 2 to a Car Battery with jumper cables, then pop in thegame turn the unit on and you'll have the game play evperience of your life...or death
<KidHype> i like my pr0n like i like my video games...no story line needed, just cut to the fucking chase <KidHype> but i've been jax0ring since you where in diapers ;)
* c6 is going to start a radio station <c6> although the kits are mighty expensive <Jaykul> lol <Jaykul> you even have a license? <[-tOrn-]> Jaykul: hell no <[-tOrn-]> ;) <c6> do i ever have a license for anything but driving?
<[-tOrn-]> And then today at work I almost cracked up <[-tOrn-]> "Hey what are the system requirements on this?" <[-tOrn-]> "Uh, sir..that's a book."
<cosmok> what is programming anymore, copy paste copy paste <cosmok> copy, reorganize, paste, rework, paste <kez> you missed a bit off the end <cosmok> ? <kez> </html>
<TonyD> you hatiater <DamianMor> What on earth is a hatiater? <TonyD> it's a word I just made up <TonyD> someone who radiates hate