hQDB :: hacker Quote Database

[blergh`] so i went to this fight and a damn hockey game broke
out

[Izazael] when ryll dies, we should cremate him and put his
ashes in a coffee filter
[Izazael] mmm nescafe goth blend

< Bayls > Sheesus. Was it this dead -before- I got here? :)
< annie > yeah
< Bayls > Hmmm, musta been. Weird, I didn't see any Star Trek
marathons on tonight.

< telex > i love god
< Bayls > Telex - except in your case "god" is your anus, and
you "worship" it with a broom handle.

< anakin > bayls: no, i want to know WHAT IT DOES so i know
WHETHER OR NOT to remove it
< anakin > there's nothing more useful than to have an address
bar on the bottom of ur screen at all times :)
< Bayls > anakin - Ah right. Well, use the Force or something.
:)

< Izazael > Why did they never make romantic warheads?
< Izazael > I guess no one likes the taste of semen.
< Izazael > What could be more romantic than the girls who gag
on cum club at yahoo?

< FuzzyKaos > oh oh guess what i got today!!??
< Zooz > Fuzzy - Herpes? :)

< Kayne > man, i should take this vibrating monkey out of my
ass... it's starting to affect my typing

< ryll > "putting the 'fun' back into fundamentalism, and the
'laughter' back into sectarian slaughter"

<BizaSmokedout> nah amng I can hold a inteligent convrsation
if you want

<orb06> something red and semi-opaque
<orb06> said it was "stool softener"
<orb06> Im like wtf
<orb06> I like my stool hard, ma'am
<orb06> and left without it
<orb06> no pain no gain
<orb06> thats what I say

<yunicus> i like fat black women filled with syrup

<|rein|> Robitussin is like Jello man, there's always room for
more

<sortof> look, if i move mirc around real fast, its like a
lightshow

<yunicus> i could fuckin crack your head like a walnut with my
clit

<raelee> I wont take it in the ass until I am married.

<Cerebus> when i go on a rampage killing all women on the
planet, i'll spare you
<yunicus> yer a dear heart
<yunicus> really
<yunicus> please leave me with a bunch of stinky men

<sothis> theres nothing quite like the feeling of a 60 year
old woman shoving her cold, gloved, ky-jellied-up fingers up
your vagina trying to touch your cervix

<yunicus> sometimes i can't deal with you people in text
format

<orbZ> the fuckin taliban took our only good search engine

<g33kk0r3> anyone know what carpet bombing is?
<vaportrail> umm...taking a crap on a vagina?

<[Matt]> the only thing about mullholland drive that didn't
confuse me entirely was the lesbian sex scenes
<[Matt]> other than that, i was lost

<Cerebus> death is the ++ at the end of life

<rawkus> fuckin women.
<rawkus> i call for booty and get a lecture on racism
<rawkus> wtf?

<LadyLegs> i'm anal about what goes into my body

<eth0_tulip> once, i stabbed a guy in LA, for not closing both
eyes at the same time when he blinked

<orb2k> raves are just an excuse
<jovana> for what?
<orb2k> for grinding my teeth and petting everything

<SkyCriesX> tumors don't cuddle

<Cerebus> ravers don't go to heaven or hell, they go to
plurgatory  :(

<djfisty> i woke up with samuel l jackson's hairstyle from
'unbreakable'

<miss_tekky_stylez> yeah
<miss_tekky_stylez> asian shits are dope..
<miss_tekky_stylez> like take for instance
<miss_tekky_stylez> when a big log hits the water
<miss_tekky_stylez> it doesn't make the "bloop" noise..
<miss_tekky_stylez> it goes... "You break you buy!"
<miss_tekky_stylez> or "You have dishonord my family!"

<dirtynumbangelboy> SCREW HUMANITY LETS DO MORE NITROUS YAY

<paat> I AM FEELING SOMETHING THAT NO EMOTICON CAN DESCRIBE

<sort> so would someone on dxm be called detarded?

<mild7> its always real nice when you step out of bed and step
into wetness

<Aura> oh my god
<Aura> i just passed one of thos adult diaper commercials
<Aura> they are trying to make it look sexy
<Aura> they showed this sexy leg with polished nails
<Aura> going into a diaper
<SkyCriesX> thats canada for you

<SkyCriesX> i drooled into my friends eyeball once by mistake
while experiencing a strong nitrous hit

<Chrizto> I had too much of this hot sauce last night called
"scorned woman"

<Cerebus> being bi-polar must suck
<Kender> well yes and no

<sortof> i slept on a glowstick wrong

<hopi> let's talk about my need for once
<hopi> er wrong window

<Chrizto> show me a chick worth worrying about after you're
not the one fucking them anymore and I'll show you the value
of the imaginary number i

<Chrizto> this unix shit is never going to catch on at this
rate.

<Chrizto> 6 irc channels, 7 mailing lists, and not a damn
thing is going on

<rlorenzon> ...and that's when i knew she was the one
<wolfnip> how did you know that?
<rlorenzon> because...i lost all my friends.

[Demon5] ;p
[far_call] what's that symbol supposed to mean?  "I have a
scar on my cheek and I'm a mouth breather"?

* terra begins dousing people in gasoline
<hngkong> Terra, why kill us?
<terra> Shush
<terra> it's perfume

* rax humps Arwen`
<Arwen`> rax: down boy!
* rax humps lower

<w3nis> this bread smells weird
<w3nis> but tastes fine
<Guilty> Much like a penis

<@straylight> ARGH
<@straylight> how can the AIM name "shotbybothsides" be taken?
WHO THE FUCK WOULD TAKE THAT?
<@straylight> ...
<@straylight> other than me?