hQDB :: hacker Quote Database

<orb06> something red and semi-opaque
<orb06> said it was "stool softener"
<orb06> Im like wtf
<orb06> I like my stool hard, ma'am
<orb06> and left without it
<orb06> no pain no gain
<orb06> thats what I say

<yunicus> i like fat black women filled with syrup

<|rein|> Robitussin is like Jello man, there's always room for
more

<sortof> look, if i move mirc around real fast, its like a
lightshow

<yunicus> i could fuckin crack your head like a walnut with my
clit

<raelee> I wont take it in the ass until I am married.

<Cerebus> when i go on a rampage killing all women on the
planet, i'll spare you
<yunicus> yer a dear heart
<yunicus> really
<yunicus> please leave me with a bunch of stinky men

<sothis> theres nothing quite like the feeling of a 60 year
old woman shoving her cold, gloved, ky-jellied-up fingers up
your vagina trying to touch your cervix

<yunicus> sometimes i can't deal with you people in text
format

<orbZ> the fuckin taliban took our only good search engine

<g33kk0r3> anyone know what carpet bombing is?
<vaportrail> umm...taking a crap on a vagina?

<[Matt]> the only thing about mullholland drive that didn't
confuse me entirely was the lesbian sex scenes
<[Matt]> other than that, i was lost

<Cerebus> death is the ++ at the end of life

<rawkus> fuckin women.
<rawkus> i call for booty and get a lecture on racism
<rawkus> wtf?

<LadyLegs> i'm anal about what goes into my body

<eth0_tulip> once, i stabbed a guy in LA, for not closing both
eyes at the same time when he blinked

<orb2k> raves are just an excuse
<jovana> for what?
<orb2k> for grinding my teeth and petting everything

<SkyCriesX> tumors don't cuddle

<Cerebus> ravers don't go to heaven or hell, they go to
plurgatory  :(

<djfisty> i woke up with samuel l jackson's hairstyle from
'unbreakable'

<miss_tekky_stylez> yeah
<miss_tekky_stylez> asian shits are dope..
<miss_tekky_stylez> like take for instance
<miss_tekky_stylez> when a big log hits the water
<miss_tekky_stylez> it doesn't make the "bloop" noise..
<miss_tekky_stylez> it goes... "You break you buy!"
<miss_tekky_stylez> or "You have dishonord my family!"

<dirtynumbangelboy> SCREW HUMANITY LETS DO MORE NITROUS YAY

<paat> I AM FEELING SOMETHING THAT NO EMOTICON CAN DESCRIBE

<sort> so would someone on dxm be called detarded?

<mild7> its always real nice when you step out of bed and step
into wetness

<Aura> oh my god
<Aura> i just passed one of thos adult diaper commercials
<Aura> they are trying to make it look sexy
<Aura> they showed this sexy leg with polished nails
<Aura> going into a diaper
<SkyCriesX> thats canada for you

<SkyCriesX> i drooled into my friends eyeball once by mistake
while experiencing a strong nitrous hit

<Chrizto> I had too much of this hot sauce last night called
"scorned woman"

<Cerebus> being bi-polar must suck
<Kender> well yes and no

<sortof> i slept on a glowstick wrong

<hopi> let's talk about my need for once
<hopi> er wrong window

<Chrizto> show me a chick worth worrying about after you're
not the one fucking them anymore and I'll show you the value
of the imaginary number i

<Chrizto> this unix shit is never going to catch on at this
rate.

<Chrizto> 6 irc channels, 7 mailing lists, and not a damn
thing is going on

<rlorenzon> ...and that's when i knew she was the one
<wolfnip> how did you know that?
<rlorenzon> because...i lost all my friends.

[Demon5] ;p
[far_call] what's that symbol supposed to mean?  "I have a
scar on my cheek and I'm a mouth breather"?

* terra begins dousing people in gasoline
<hngkong> Terra, why kill us?
<terra> Shush
<terra> it's perfume

* rax humps Arwen`
<Arwen`> rax: down boy!
* rax humps lower

<w3nis> this bread smells weird
<w3nis> but tastes fine
<Guilty> Much like a penis

<@straylight> ARGH
<@straylight> how can the AIM name "shotbybothsides" be taken?
WHO THE FUCK WOULD TAKE THAT?
<@straylight> ...
<@straylight> other than me?

<gage> i drank a beer in the shower today
<christ> dude, you drank a beer in the shower?
<gage> i sho did
<gage> cold beer + hot shower = good
<christ> dude, this is what state OPs is in, we don't have
time to drink a
beer like normal people anymore

<tris> all the tech contact email is signed "MFN Corporate
Communications" now
<tris> maybe they are the ones running the routers
<neruaL> that would imply that a) they were running and b)
someone had control
over it

<gage> i found a 4x scsi cdrom on the street just now
<gage> i love how often i find hardware on the street
<gage> this was from a mac that looked like it had been beaten
with a
sledgehammer

<Poltergeist21> I want to fuck the olsen twins right in the
ass!!
<Poltergeist21> Dude, my balls goin smack smack smack against
their teen asses..yum yum!1
<Charlesowns> Dude, i said that ten years ago!

<tris> why did someone stick an altoid in your cd player?
<furyoujin> tris, we were having phun and he got a lil
overexcited

<Poltergeist21>I want to fuck the olsen twins right in the
ass!!
<Poltergeist21>Dude, my balls goin smack smack smack against
their teen asses..yum yum!1
<Charlesowns>Dude, i said that ten years ago!

<trimp> indd: go smell your mom's panties
<indd> i cant, she threw them at aerosmith.

<loathe> CF 5 is way way better
<dev0n> way way better than what? a hand job from your mom?

<mp> wanna invest in some mp love coupons?
<dev0n> mp: no. i think my mutual fund will perform better :)

Ahmed is now known as ahmed_TOP_GUN
<ahmed_TOP_GUN> oh, hmm, i put in the wrong movie ---
ahmed_TOP_GUN is now known as ahmed_THOMAS_CROWN_AFFAIR