<Scire> Yeah well I haven't been IRCing much lately <E-vangelist> Scire: finally figured out you could masturbate with your other hand, eh?
<rwxr-xr-x> i used to have a g/f who turned out to be world writable <rwxr-xr-x> ridable
<Kefka_> Rap is for people who need to be influenced by a culture of uneducated fools who have primary goals of "ballin" and becoming fly by having a dope ride.
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<@Bojangle> splurge: This one time, my friend called the cops for getting a threatning phone call. SO the cops come over to just see what my friend is like, to judge if he was BSing or not <@Bojangle> So they come over, and start chatting my friend up, they go, "What do you do?" and he's like, "I'm a computer consultant <@Bojangle> "Oh yeah, what are ya' working on?" and he's like, "Oh, some webserver" <@Bojangle> So then these two cops start talking about how he should use another server, and how the server he's using sucks, and how he should set up a database for certain things, lmao <@splurge> HAHAHA <@Bojangle> And my friend's like, "What are you, cops or computer programmers?" and he's like, "Oh, I just like to play around in my spare time" <@Bojangle> It was like something outta Seinfeld <@splurge> id skullfuck them and leave their corpses in the backyard <@Bojangle> Me too
<Paradox> So, guys, I have some news. <Paradox> I know I usually don't talk much about stuff unless it's solid, but this is interesting, and I think you should know. <Paradox> I just got an E-mail about an interesting proposition. * volsung_ perks up. <Paradox> Apparently, there are lesbians that want my 'hard cock.' * volsung_ flips Paradox the bird. <volsung_> :) <Paradox> They want it 'now,' apparently, so the timetable is somewhat limited. <volsung_> Are you going to just take their offer as presented, or is there an opportunity for negotiation? <Paradox> I'm not sure. <volsung_> I'm sure your hard cock is in great demand. An exclusive deal might not be in your best interest. <Paradox> Last time I got an offer like this, there were some catches.
<`]{rAzY]`> My penis is so big that when black men look at it,
they say "Hey man, you got a big penis"
<dubdope> krazy... why do you have black men looking at your
penis?
<dubdope> plus krazy.. how do they know what your penis looks
like when they have you bent over?
<F|uke> I like to have sex with Enya playing in the background <F|uke> Enya doesnt mind it either.,....she just sits, watches and plays
<Alpino> why dont the little ray of sunshine come ova here <PuffTheMagickBongPipe> ova.. something Alpino's sperm will NEVER see
<Loc-Dog> which is probably a good indication that he likes gaynal sex <SantaClaws> i'll stick with the bitches part, thanks <Loc-Dog> SantaClaws: sweet! ahmed's ass was getting loose anyway <Loc-Dog> a: you no longer have to play the bitches part.... SantaClaws volunteered *** SantaClaws curses not thinking before he speaks
<DangerousBeauty> do u seeing me giving two fucks? <Phuser> i see you giving everyone fucks
<Owyn> I can't double click on a folder to open it. <Owyn> THat's not a good thing. <Phuser> keep the chat running man JUST KEEP THE CHAT RUNNING! *** Owyn has quit IRC (Read error: Connection reset by peer) <Phuser> damn * Phuser throws his hands in the air <Phuser> WHY GOD, WHY?!
<Undine> To celebrate football fan twattishness, Birmingham will once again shut down. <Undine> Because of the fracas of the last match, twats climbing onto bus roofs as they waited in traffic. <Undine> The routes around the major bars will be shut. * Hawx imagines Birmingham "shutting down"... <Hawx> Like Christmas lights going off... <Hawx> "It is now safe to turn off your Birmingham"
<Orz> How old are you jennjenn? <Orz> 12 right? <jennjenn> 12?? <Orz> Yeah, comes after 13. <Orz> Idiot.
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<xetlain> 376 lines of code so far I think <xetlain> and that took me like 3 hours, lots of yelling, two packets of cigs, 4 liters of coke, and three wanks to get done.
<glasnost> i was pasting it for everyone else -[ <glasnost> err <glasnost> =] <glasnost> fucking sad cyclops instead of happy 2-eyes
<UllerSkewl> metric system is better anyways <stx-suicidal> werd <stx-suicidal> inches are gay <puto> your just mad cause you dont have many of them nick
<Vada> is it bad when you are at work and someone that is being rude says something to you and you all of a sudden see YOU FRAGGED SOANDSO about their head?
<|VenoMtv|> my dad called me up to wish me a happy birthday <|VenoMtv|> he said, happy 22 birthday, and i replied, dad, i'm 23 <|VenoMtv|> and he said, but i thought u started to drink last year <|VenoMtv|> i said, no, i started in high school =x
<WargasM> i like chocolate <WargasM> it makes me think of boobies <WargasM> i wonder if you could make a woman lactate chocolate milk, if the DNA was just right
<firebrand> damn, i cannot spell today <A|exander> you just did. <firebrand> fuck you ;)
<elite_chaR> butcher im sitting like right behind you at lanwar :D <elite_chaR> SO NO FUNNY BUSINESS <elite_chaR> NO WEIRD NOISES <elite_chaR> NO WEIRD SMELLS <elite_chaR> NO WEIRD SPELLING <butcher> dude, too late, I just f4rt3d <butcher> that's a wierd noise, a weird smell, and a weird spelling.
<[KoG]^Deeshay> I'll beat you when I get a modem that isnt controlled by a rat in a wheel
<cromicus> they're all like "everytime you say the word 'sex', jesus cries and floods a town in a third-world country"
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<@BondAway> i better get to work <@IceWizard> heh <@BondAway> i need someone o administer me an hourly dose of cocaine at work, but i dont know any secretaries, and i dont know if my boss would buy 'its sinus medicine <@BondAway> and then drive me home
<Dane> i picked ryk up one night when he was completely trashed <Dane> and he was looking like spewing <Dane> so i reminded him of my car spew rule <Tippytoes> which is? <Dane> "if you hurl you pay me $150 and you have to clean it up" <KKKBitch> heh <Dane> and he looked in his pocket <Dane> and goes <Dane> "I can cover that" <Dane> "lets go get curry"
<Kaff> the biker from the Village People died. <Kaff> he died of lung cancer. <Kaff> which just proves that getting a coq up the date will kill you in mysterious ways. <Dane> kaff: no. you just misunderstood when the report said that he'd had too many fags. <Kaff> haha
<Malicious> This NEC machine they're advertising... a 300 mhz P2 with 32 megs SDRAM and a 4.3 gig IDE harddrive <Kythorn> thats like the same as a ferrari with no seats and a v2 <Malicious> Kyth: One that has a tendancy to overheat, mind you *P
<Philgone> also what is wrong with keeping your penis in a woman * Philgone strokes his cabbage patch doll <Philgone> toasty warm <BFG> is her name cynthia veronica picklesbury? <Philgone> no.. roland
<[[tom]]> this game is damn addictive... <xcon6> minesweeper? <[[tom]]> final fantasy x <xcon6> same thing
<NaNaMagic> he is never too busy to answer our prayers <qux> satan or god? you're confusing me now? <NaNaMagic> he has extensions on his ears <qux> like Mr Spock? <NaNaMagic> yes jesus has ears for all
<devilgrl> qwasz: im a rocket technician for the govt. <devilgrl> i used to be a unix admin <pagan> sure have alot of exp for being 21... <devilgrl> pagan: i dropped outta school and started working fulltime when I was 17 <pagan> then the .gov picked you up to work on rockets? <devilgrl> my friend works for the company, he got me an interview <pagan> and they saw your stunning education record, and hired you right? <pagan> of course your full of shit, your a girl <devilgrl> exactly
* stormo is potentially cosplaying at manifest this year <DannyS> stormo: you'll still lose all respect <DannyS> i mean, it's like voluntarily going out in front of traffic and ramming a set of computer speakers up your arse <DannyS> except the latter gets you more friends and respect
<HrdwrBoB> alchohol <HrdwrBoB> is <HrdwrBoB> teh drink of teh godz <Fryboy> er <Fryboy> thought that was necter <HrdwrBoB> nah <HrdwrBoB> nectar is for fags
<zeitgeist> or you could stick in some crap sendmail and root that <zeitgeist> so many ways to get a shell dude :) <lsd> hehe <zeitgeist> and they arent illegal if its your box :P <Fryboy> hehe <Fryboy> "..and its not cheating cos its YOUR DOG" <lsd> lol <zeitgeist> and its not homosexual incest cause its YOUR stepbrother <Fryboy> O_O <Fryboy> and its not trespass to property, cos it was running SCO <zeitgeist> lol
<zeitgeist> bobs car is now known as scomobile :) <lsd> hehehe <lsd> does that make bob 'scoman'? <lsd> nananananananana <lsd> SCOMAN! <zeitgeist> lol <lsd> quick scoman! into the scomobole! <zeitgeist> holy floating point exception errors scoman!
<whyerhead> hrm. I couldn't get laid in a womens prison with a fist full of pardons
<@[ben]> youd be suprised how many pancakes that mouth has masticated <@[ben]> and yes, i spelt the last word right
<trance> pj eats little kids for breakfast <pUrPLe_jArGOn> I used to trance, but I cracked a tooth on a thighbone and the doctor told me I should move to more conventional foods
<chin> i got a solution, lets shoot homeless at the missles <chin> that way the system pays for itself
<[werk]chin> i think its wrong for elderly people to be openly sexual at all <[werk]chin> they need to be these asexual funnels of christmas money and bad driving
<tenk> I added a turbo kit to my penis to increase my wrist torque and overall sack horsepower